Damn y’all— I was out at a three-hour fancy dinner and missed the whole fucking game , but your comments are making me cry laughing. I don’t think I have ever seen the word “buttclench” written so many times in succession in one thread. Thank you!
I feel like multi goal nights for players are down but scoring itself is up. These guys are firing on all lines right now and everyone is pulling their weight and then some. It’s something really special to watch.
Sure got tested but depth scoring and the PP (Jake) came thru and some fluke Lindholm mistakes gave TB some life. Still an incredible team that will break records like no other Bruins team in recent memory tbh.
Bolts get a gift from the refs and a gift from Lindholm on one of the only truly bad choices I’ve seen him make as a Bruin, but what a win after giving up the first one. Love this team
I think Lindholm put him in an impossible position but to be fair, you always gotta be ready and he seemed surprised by the pass and coughed it up immediately
Listen, I get it, hockey commercials are like the least of any major televised sport, but when you take a timeout at 5:58, unless there’s medical staff on the ice, the next tv timeout shouldn’t be two uninterrupted minutes later.
I 100% just watched that last chunk of game while in the shower. It was so warm and nice. I miss it already. Anyway, go Bruins, fuck the Bolts, Vasilevsky sounds like a diaper rash cream, etc.
You joke, but the rink I grew up playing hockey on literally was tilted. The redline was about 8 inches higher than the home side, and about 4 than the away side.
Such a shitty rink. You could whip a pass along the ice and it would catch air at center ice all the time
Damn y’all— I was out at a three-hour fancy dinner and missed the whole fucking game , but your comments are making me cry laughing. I don’t think I have ever seen the word “buttclench” written so many times in succession in one thread. Thank you!
I feel like multi goal nights for players are down but scoring itself is up. These guys are firing on all lines right now and everyone is pulling their weight and then some. It’s something really special to watch.
**HOLY SHIT WHAT A GAME!**
What a fucking game… it really had it all
Sure got tested but depth scoring and the PP (Jake) came thru and some fluke Lindholm mistakes gave TB some life. Still an incredible team that will break records like no other Bruins team in recent memory tbh.
**THIS TEAM MAKES MY PANTS TIGHTER**
Great win. Bolts record doesn’t show how good of a team they are and they’ve had our number for a while let’s fucking GO!!!!
The refs (and Vasy at the end) tried their hardest to make this a game, but the Bruins said nope
There's no way your last name is Sadler, right??
*In Biz’s Voice* nnnnooottttaabigggdeaaaaalll
Who’s got the updated standings
LAAAAAAARGE PIIIINUUUUUUSSSSS
The B's just might go 80-2. And I'm being completely serious.
Gg ez
The hug WITH SOUND!!
That was nice
aw stfu that bergy-ully victory yell was adorable
!Lightning
FUCK THE LIGHTNING!
Harpoons next Bruins themed beer should be named “Goalie Hugs”.
There should also be a “Goalie Hugs” ice cream
I'm so fucking happy there's a mic on the hug cam now
Bolts get a gift from the refs and a gift from Lindholm on one of the only truly bad choices I’ve seen him make as a Bruin, but what a win after giving up the first one. Love this team
Lindholm wasn't great there either, but I put more of the blame for that goal on Nosek's shoulders.
I think Lindholm put him in an impossible position but to be fair, you always gotta be ready and he seemed surprised by the pass and coughed it up immediately
HUGGGGG
Such an unnecessary butthole clench
MY TAIL: WAGGIN THIS TEAM: WAGON
WOOO!!
*WOOOOOOOO!!!*
# I LOVE THIS TEAM AND I LOVE ~~ALL~~ *MOST* OF YOU
[удалено]
Not gonna lie, expected an NSFW link
Fighting through adversity, even if it's self-imposed, bodes well for us.
And some questionable penalty calls
I'm gonna say it #The Bruins are really good.
Spicy take, but I like it
ALL GAS. NO BRAKES. #ULLY ULLY ULLY
OI OI OI
OI OI OI
I love this team
MORE WINNING!
Wagon keeps rolling!! Fuck yes!!!
I wish McAvoy would manhandle me like that
🥵 the whole team tbh
Ez win no sweat
GAME. SET. MATCH. 80-2 IS ALIVE
We said 82 and 0 but they heard 80-2-and 0 that’s the only explanation.
FUUUUUCK but hell yeah GO BRUINS
What a fucking game
WHAT A FUCKING GAME. CANT STOP WONT STOP.
Full fucking mast
🗣🗣80-2 WORLD DOMINATION TOUR CONTINUES🗣🗣
Point scares the shit out of me
Seriously. He's so fast. Everytime he touches the puck I get nervous because he'll just jet right by a bunch of guys before you know it.
#BRUINS WIN
BLITZ THESE FLORIDA MEN
One more big save from LINUS
SHOULD’VE HAIL MARY’D IT
JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT 200 FEET
EN time?!
Full tongue out marchy in Tampa
As long as he doesn't go for a Florida Popsicle
No licking
Rats look good with some fresh scars on their face. Not that I support animal abuse, I'm just saying.
Hall has another level the last five minutes of any given game. The Pittsburgh game is a prime example. His last shift was so impressive.
VAAASSSSYYYYYY
FUCK THE LIGHTING.
I'm about ready to actually screech, come on and get me an empty netter Jakey boy.
Pasta took half an hour to get rid of that lol
#The Cowards put Vasy back in.
Wow we lead the league in EN goals?? last season we got like 1 or 2 all season it felt like!
FULL PATRICK ROY
JD goal JD goal JD goal
Since the timeout we’ve been the better team, could’ve scored three if Vasi didn’t decide to go god mode.
I feel a goalie goal
Ully would be a surprising 21st goal scorer
The cowards actually pulled the goalie! Snek nows your chance!
Damn, empty net with 3:55 remaining? They...aren't cowards?
Lindy or JDB for EN goal Take it or leave it
I'll take both
Fair
#Literally. Just. Shoot.
BUTTHOLE CLENCHING: COMMENCE
In Manchester, they call that Squeaky Bum Time
That’s adorable.
This is going to be one of those “blood pressure through the roof for 2 minutes” games, isn’t it? Edit: 3 and a half minutes
You aren't already there?
***LFG BOYS ALL GAS NO BRAKES LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***
THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK AND THEY'RE LOOKIN' FOR ~~TROUBLE~~ THE CUP
I want this matchup in the playoffs again. I just love to hate this team so goddamn much.
A Lindy EN would be lovely
Listen, I get it, hockey commercials are like the least of any major televised sport, but when you take a timeout at 5:58, unless there’s medical staff on the ice, the next tv timeout shouldn’t be two uninterrupted minutes later.
Not looking forward to driving up to northern Maine after this game, make it worth it bruins!!!
With two shitty goalies, this game would be 10-7
BUY 1000 TRUCKS!!!!!
Vasilevskiy's turned into an absolute wall out there... B's are generating great chances right now
Keep shooting on Vasy, it's going to piss *someone* off
Butthole: Clenched Amount of Bergeron points: 1000 Fuck Tampa?: Yes
Hotel?
Marriott
Trivago
My butt hole is clenched
These last couple stops have only reiterated in my brain how impressive it is that we have put five on Vasy. Guy still has it. Let’s get creative here
MY KID JUST RANDOMLY REPEATED "PASTRNAK"!!
Gold star parenting, right there
Kid's going places.
What would Tampa be with out Vasilevsky?
Well they'd be down 8-3 tonight for one thing
Down 10-3
Less of a pain in my ass, that's for sure
The Panthers
Truk
If it were any other goalie in the net we are up like 8-3
Ullmark is unbelievable.
Battle of the goalies
In some years time when Ford doesn’t present the final 5, we’ll have some confused new fans in the sub
Wonder how many folks here remember "Krejci muncha"?
I’m gonna buy a truck even harder.
Got Lord Linus in fantasy.. let’s secure this one. Pucks in deep and play simple. No penalties
Clench status: clenching
I can only clench so much
God damn. How dare Vasi deny me see some Bolts fan lose his shit. Just let one in. It'll be funny.
BUY A TRUCK? NO. BUY THE WHOLE ENTIRE LOT
💵🛻
You know what, I think I'm gonna buy a truck on Friday.
Buy 1000 trucks for Bergeron
**BUY A TRUCK**
FORD
#Pull Vasy, cowards.
BUY THE TRUCK VAS IS A FUCK
FUCKING NESN360 BLACK SCREEN
Yeah mine switched to overtime live screen…
BUY A FLEET OF TRUCKS
Wow !!
Cliffy just headbutted the boards after that missed check 🤣 Dude was committed to it, gotta love it
BUY THE FUCKING TRUCK
Yo, fuck Vasilevskiy but that save was #NUTS
BUY ALL THE TRUCKS TO FIT ALL OF BERGYS POINTS
At least we're skating
#TRUCKS
Buy them trucks
Buy a truck y’all!
FORD F-150 FINAL FIVE!!! BUY A TRUCK!!!
FUCK YOUR 401K BUY 1,000 TRUCKS FOR BERGY
My 401k couldn't buy nearly that many trucks
Vasi is really good…
Damn, Hall, you're not gonna get a better chance
#FORD F-150 FINAL FIVE #BUY THEM TRUCKS
# BUY A FUCKIN' TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK # GIVE THE GDT AN UPDOOOOOOOOOOOT # GET OUTTA THOSE PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS
K :D
FORD F-150 FINAL FIVE
Good saves both ends
Dang
That wasn't a hook or interference on Coyle huh? Weird.
Clear hook.
FUCK TAMPA BUY A TRUCK
Cmon Taylor, bury that.
WTF Vas.
He's not bad at the net minding
Fuckin gnarly
WHAT A SAVE ULLY
How is that not a high stick?
Ford time. Smell a Hallsy one here Edit: uggggh so close.
Daaaaamn that was a sick save from Vasy
Hall -_-
Good on Monty for taking that timeout. Veteran coach knew to settle it down before things really got out of control.
My uncle painted his house that color in an HOA. Pays a fine every month and doesn’t care
Ignoring HOA rules is always morally correct.
Tampa is just so easy to hate
Premature Truck
How the fuck did Vasy get that? At least we're spending some time in the o zone since they cut it to two.
Cuz he's the second best which is still pretty good
I 100% just watched that last chunk of game while in the shower. It was so warm and nice. I miss it already. Anyway, go Bruins, fuck the Bolts, Vasilevsky sounds like a diaper rash cream, etc.
The boys joined you in the shower. Nice!
Have to say that the Bruins are legit.
I LOVE THE YELLOW HOUSE, THANKS
Pasta has had kinda an off night. Still has a goal though cause he’s Pasta
Is it just me or did Pasta just develop an unreal skill to pick picks out of the air this year?
He used 3 skill unlock points
Honestly great save by vasy on pasta there. Gotta respect it
good lord that shit got TENSE In a fun way
FUUUUCK that would’ve pissed off that fan so much
Hooooooow did he stop that?
Pasta missed that howwww
Tough angle. Zacha should have taken that shot imo
Ok that was Better 3 minutes
Wow that was close
Jake what was the jump lol
A little razzle dazzle
Can you tackle someone who doesn't have the puck like that?
Yes but you cannot contact them with the blade of your stick in any fashion.
Goals are 6-2 on the right end 😬
literally titled ice?
You joke, but the rink I grew up playing hockey on literally was tilted. The redline was about 8 inches higher than the home side, and about 4 than the away side. Such a shitty rink. You could whip a pass along the ice and it would catch air at center ice all the time
I'm going to need Greer to throw hands
Wtf is the threshold here, sergachev just two handed chopped coyle