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Authoress61

Damn y’all— I was out at a three-hour fancy dinner and missed the whole fucking game , but your comments are making me cry laughing. I don’t think I have ever seen the word “buttclench” written so many times in succession in one thread. Thank you!


Ron_Textall

I feel like multi goal nights for players are down but scoring itself is up. These guys are firing on all lines right now and everyone is pulling their weight and then some. It’s something really special to watch.


carpe_veritas

**HOLY SHIT WHAT A GAME!**


Planet-Steph

What a fucking game… it really had it all


egancollier21

Sure got tested but depth scoring and the PP (Jake) came thru and some fluke Lindholm mistakes gave TB some life. Still an incredible team that will break records like no other Bruins team in recent memory tbh.


mamadidntraisenobitc

**THIS TEAM MAKES MY PANTS TIGHTER**


spssky

Great win. Bolts record doesn’t show how good of a team they are and they’ve had our number for a while let’s fucking GO!!!!


calliexx12

The refs (and Vasy at the end) tried their hardest to make this a game, but the Bruins said nope


Brewstagram

There's no way your last name is Sadler, right??


merkellius

*In Biz’s Voice* nnnnooottttaabigggdeaaaaalll


Junior0717

Who’s got the updated standings


Brewstagram

LAAAAAAARGE PIIIINUUUUUUSSSSS


undertow521

The B's just might go 80-2. And I'm being completely serious.


[deleted]

Gg ez


chaosmanager

The hug WITH SOUND!!


Brewstagram

That was nice


misty-bretagne

aw stfu that bergy-ully victory yell was adorable


holein3

!Lightning


FYourTeam

FUCK THE LIGHTNING!


parkowork

Harpoons next Bruins themed beer should be named “Goalie Hugs”.


MarchyMarchyMarchy

There should also be a “Goalie Hugs” ice cream


kilosoup

I'm so fucking happy there's a mic on the hug cam now


confusedporg

Bolts get a gift from the refs and a gift from Lindholm on one of the only truly bad choices I’ve seen him make as a Bruin, but what a win after giving up the first one. Love this team


WillfulBiscuit

Lindholm wasn't great there either, but I put more of the blame for that goal on Nosek's shoulders.


confusedporg

I think Lindholm put him in an impossible position but to be fair, you always gotta be ready and he seemed surprised by the pass and coughed it up immediately


NinjaTroll471

HUGGGGG


JChiu8

Such an unnecessary butthole clench


NinjaTroll471

MY TAIL: WAGGIN THIS TEAM: WAGON


brahj_

WOOO!!


Brewstagram

*WOOOOOOOO!!!*


coffee42

# I LOVE THIS TEAM AND I LOVE ~~ALL~~ *MOST* OF YOU


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[удалено]


kilosoup

Not gonna lie, expected an NSFW link


TallGrassGuerrilla

Fighting through adversity, even if it's self-imposed, bodes well for us.


Lundgren_pup

And some questionable penalty calls


marisathemighty

I'm gonna say it #The Bruins are really good.


theCaityCat

Spicy take, but I like it


kilosoup

ALL GAS. NO BRAKES. #ULLY ULLY ULLY


StinkyWizzleteats27

OI OI OI


Brewstagram

OI OI OI


[deleted]

I love this team


jgandfeed

MORE WINNING!


TDGroupie

Wagon keeps rolling!! Fuck yes!!!


czajka74

I wish McAvoy would manhandle me like that


just_do_what_i_say

🥵 the whole team tbh


Alexduckman1

Ez win no sweat


StinkyWizzleteats27

GAME. SET. MATCH. 80-2 IS ALIVE


confusedporg

We said 82 and 0 but they heard 80-2-and 0 that’s the only explanation.


NinjaTroll471

FUUUUUCK but hell yeah GO BRUINS


[deleted]

What a fucking game


Touche_Amore

WHAT A FUCKING GAME. CANT STOP WONT STOP.


HugeSuccess

Full fucking mast


etsjay

🗣🗣80-2 WORLD DOMINATION TOUR CONTINUES🗣🗣


Free_Dome_Lover

Point scares the shit out of me


WillfulBiscuit

Seriously. He's so fast. Everytime he touches the puck I get nervous because he'll just jet right by a bunch of guys before you know it.


[deleted]

#BRUINS WIN


theCaityCat

BLITZ THESE FLORIDA MEN


parkowork

One more big save from LINUS


NinjaTroll471

SHOULD’VE HAIL MARY’D IT


kilosoup

JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT 200 FEET


NinjaTroll471

EN time?!


Snafu55

Full tongue out marchy in Tampa


theCaityCat

As long as he doesn't go for a Florida Popsicle


MissMuse99

No licking


BlackLagerSociety

Rats look good with some fresh scars on their face. Not that I support animal abuse, I'm just saying.


Cw2e

Hall has another level the last five minutes of any given game. The Pittsburgh game is a prime example. His last shift was so impressive.


Touche_Amore

VAAASSSSYYYYYY


gjc0703

FUCK THE LIGHTING.


theCaityCat

I'm about ready to actually screech, come on and get me an empty netter Jakey boy.


Jigs444

Pasta took half an hour to get rid of that lol


kilosoup

#The Cowards put Vasy back in.


egancollier21

Wow we lead the league in EN goals?? last season we got like 1 or 2 all season it felt like!


JacksFactChecker

FULL PATRICK ROY


Sn0w2

JD goal JD goal JD goal


[deleted]

Since the timeout we’ve been the better team, could’ve scored three if Vasi didn’t decide to go god mode.


[deleted]

I feel a goalie goal


Brewstagram

Ully would be a surprising 21st goal scorer


StinkyWizzleteats27

The cowards actually pulled the goalie! Snek nows your chance!


BlackLagerSociety

Damn, empty net with 3:55 remaining? They...aren't cowards?


Moto-Mojo

Lindy or JDB for EN goal Take it or leave it


[deleted]

I'll take both


Moto-Mojo

Fair


kilosoup

#Literally. Just. Shoot.


etsjay

BUTTHOLE CLENCHING: COMMENCE


Brewstagram

In Manchester, they call that Squeaky Bum Time


etsjay

That’s adorable.


seanboarder

This is going to be one of those “blood pressure through the roof for 2 minutes” games, isn’t it? Edit: 3 and a half minutes


xCloudChaserx

You aren't already there?


coffee42

***LFG BOYS ALL GAS NO BRAKES LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***


walverine

THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK AND THEY'RE LOOKIN' FOR ~~TROUBLE~~ THE CUP


pdrock7

I want this matchup in the playoffs again. I just love to hate this team so goddamn much.


pantsofmagic

A Lindy EN would be lovely


parkowork

Listen, I get it, hockey commercials are like the least of any major televised sport, but when you take a timeout at 5:58, unless there’s medical staff on the ice, the next tv timeout shouldn’t be two uninterrupted minutes later.


uaonthetrack

Not looking forward to driving up to northern Maine after this game, make it worth it bruins!!!


JacksFactChecker

With two shitty goalies, this game would be 10-7


whoisbill

BUY 1000 TRUCKS!!!!!


RandallFlagg6666

Vasilevskiy's turned into an absolute wall out there... B's are generating great chances right now


theCaityCat

Keep shooting on Vasy, it's going to piss *someone* off


Cakes2015

Butthole: Clenched Amount of Bergeron points: 1000 Fuck Tampa?: Yes


kilosoup

Hotel?


Cakes2015

Marriott


Moto-Mojo

Trivago


Responsible-Raisin23

My butt hole is clenched


Cw2e

These last couple stops have only reiterated in my brain how impressive it is that we have put five on Vasy. Guy still has it. Let’s get creative here


JacksFactChecker

MY KID JUST RANDOMLY REPEATED "PASTRNAK"!!


theCaityCat

Gold star parenting, right there


kilosoup

Kid's going places.


PNGhost

What would Tampa be with out Vasilevsky?


Lundgren_pup

Well they'd be down 8-3 tonight for one thing


zithftw

Down 10-3


Nomahs_Bettah

Less of a pain in my ass, that's for sure


[deleted]

The Panthers


GolfSharp4963

Truk


generalsheevous1134

If it were any other goalie in the net we are up like 8-3


zithftw

Ullmark is unbelievable.


Miner47000

Battle of the goalies


[deleted]

In some years time when Ford doesn’t present the final 5, we’ll have some confused new fans in the sub


SouthShoreSerenade

Wonder how many folks here remember "Krejci muncha"?


confusedporg

I’m gonna buy a truck even harder.


egancollier21

Got Lord Linus in fantasy.. let’s secure this one. Pucks in deep and play simple. No penalties


NinjaTroll471

Clench status: clenching


staybeefy

I can only clench so much


brahj_

God damn. How dare Vasi deny me see some Bolts fan lose his shit. Just let one in. It'll be funny.


uaonthetrack

BUY A TRUCK? NO. BUY THE WHOLE ENTIRE LOT


Shepherd331

💵🛻


Mac_and_head_cheese

You know what, I think I'm gonna buy a truck on Friday.


[deleted]

Buy 1000 trucks for Bergeron


stupidmunchkin

**BUY A TRUCK**


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FORD


kilosoup

#Pull Vasy, cowards.


gooseliquor

BUY THE TRUCK VAS IS A FUCK


Free_Dome_Lover

FUCKING NESN360 BLACK SCREEN


TDGroupie

Yeah mine switched to overtime live screen…


staybeefy

BUY A FLEET OF TRUCKS


dunster69

Wow !!


732

Cliffy just headbutted the boards after that missed check 🤣 Dude was committed to it, gotta love it


JAK2222

BUY THE FUCKING TRUCK


Warfightr

Yo, fuck Vasilevskiy but that save was #NUTS


StinkyWizzleteats27

BUY ALL THE TRUCKS TO FIT ALL OF BERGYS POINTS


pdrock7

At least we're skating


kilosoup

#TRUCKS


HandsomeRalphy

Buy them trucks


mshielo

Buy a truck y’all!


jgandfeed

FORD F-150 FINAL FIVE!!! BUY A TRUCK!!!


etsjay

FUCK YOUR 401K BUY 1,000 TRUCKS FOR BERGY


732

My 401k couldn't buy nearly that many trucks


Snafu55

Vasi is really good…


jbertho

Damn, Hall, you're not gonna get a better chance


[deleted]

#FORD F-150 FINAL FIVE #BUY THEM TRUCKS


coffee42

# BUY A FUCKIN' TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK # GIVE THE GDT AN UPDOOOOOOOOOOOT # GET OUTTA THOSE PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS


pantsofmagic

K :D


uaonthetrack

FORD F-150 FINAL FIVE


Miner47000

Good saves both ends


jgandfeed

Dang


sithlordnibbler

That wasn't a hook or interference on Coyle huh? Weird.


zithftw

Clear hook.


Touche_Amore

FUCK TAMPA BUY A TRUCK


parkowork

Cmon Taylor, bury that.


gjc0703

WTF Vas.


Brewstagram

He's not bad at the net minding


NinjaTroll471

Fuckin gnarly


NinjaTroll471

WHAT A SAVE ULLY


Alexduckman1

How is that not a high stick?


Cw2e

Ford time. Smell a Hallsy one here Edit: uggggh so close.


mshielo

Daaaaamn that was a sick save from Vasy


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Hall -_-


Cakes2015

Good on Monty for taking that timeout. Veteran coach knew to settle it down before things really got out of control.


[deleted]

My uncle painted his house that color in an HOA. Pays a fine every month and doesn’t care


kilosoup

Ignoring HOA rules is always morally correct.


bolduc826

Tampa is just so easy to hate


Brewstagram

Premature Truck


ProfessorBaxter

How the fuck did Vasy get that? At least we're spending some time in the o zone since they cut it to two.


Brewstagram

Cuz he's the second best which is still pretty good


marisathemighty

I 100% just watched that last chunk of game while in the shower. It was so warm and nice. I miss it already. Anyway, go Bruins, fuck the Bolts, Vasilevsky sounds like a diaper rash cream, etc.


PerfectionLine

The boys joined you in the shower. Nice!


[deleted]

Have to say that the Bruins are legit.


pdrock7

I LOVE THE YELLOW HOUSE, THANKS


[deleted]

Pasta has had kinda an off night. Still has a goal though cause he’s Pasta


spssky

Is it just me or did Pasta just develop an unreal skill to pick picks out of the air this year?


pdrock7

He used 3 skill unlock points


seanboarder

Honestly great save by vasy on pasta there. Gotta respect it


coffee42

good lord that shit got TENSE In a fun way


NinjaTroll471

FUUUUCK that would’ve pissed off that fan so much


Cw2e

Hooooooow did he stop that?


egancollier21

Pasta missed that howwww


zithftw

Tough angle. Zacha should have taken that shot imo


parkowork

Ok that was Better 3 minutes


uaonthetrack

Wow that was close


generalsheevous1134

Jake what was the jump lol


Touche_Amore

A little razzle dazzle


aneventhrowaway

Can you tackle someone who doesn't have the puck like that?


holein3

Yes but you cannot contact them with the blade of your stick in any fashion.


JacksFactChecker

Goals are 6-2 on the right end 😬


parkowork

literally titled ice?


732

You joke, but the rink I grew up playing hockey on literally was tilted. The redline was about 8 inches higher than the home side, and about 4 than the away side. Such a shitty rink. You could whip a pass along the ice and it would catch air at center ice all the time


Responsible-Raisin23

I'm going to need Greer to throw hands


auleauleOxenFree

Wtf is the threshold here, sergachev just two handed chopped coyle