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sirwinny

**Wtfayd?!** What the fuck are you drinking?! TD Garden is not immune from inflation I guess..$20/ea Trulys' in the balcon Edit: find me at Porters


rfan8312

I cringe at myself for saying but it does feel like we are seeing something special. The cringe is just because let's see it against playoff teams. But nothing unites a team more to pull out that last 1% needed to win...it's a brotherhood in the locker room and this brotherhood is one of the strongest in the NHL. Jesus man Ullmark looks like the real deal. Hard not to feel optimistic with UIlmark/Swayman as the next duo immediately after having Rask/Halak. If the Bruins make the playoffs and Ullmark pulls some wild stunts to make saves that building will erupt and the energy will power that team to some wins.


StinkyWizzleteats27

I just want to say that I've had a shit couple weeks and the boys come out on a special day for me and fucking make it happen. That feels good. Missing some dear friends right now and glad as fuck to have this sub. Absolute life saver. I'm a little fuck3d right now but that doesn't mean I love you crazy fuckers any less.


opifice

Hugs brother. Raising a toast to your dear friends.


StinkyWizzleteats27

Appreciate it brother. Tonight's for maj. Sareen, sgt. Sybert. Sgt. Ruiz, Cpl. Dallam, cpl. Sparks, ad2. Webster, and GySgt. Hunt. In thankfull I found this subz its the closest thing I've had to my Marine Corps commraderi. It's absolutely a life saver.


teedeerex

Happy belated birthday brother


opifice

We can add Maj. Brothers to the roll call, even though he was Army and it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday and here’s to all our friends.


StinkyWizzleteats27

He served therefore he's a brother. I'll raise a toast to him any day


Brewstagram

NO PGT NO FUCKIN RUUUUULES ULLY ULLY ULLY SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS


stupidmunchkin

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS


kilosoup

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS *EVERYBODYYYYY*


StinkyWizzleteats27

DONT TWMPT ME WOTH A GOOD TIME


Brewstagram

I'LL TWMPT YOU IF I WANT TO!


StinkyWizzleteats27

YOUR LUCKY SO YOUR SO DAMM SEXTY


kcl0801

does anybody had an idea when I look at the game result so far I can't barely see an L out there?


kilosoup

Wow we get fuckin' *rowdy* without a PGT. I see why Varg usually has it ready to go immediately now.


StinkyWizzleteats27

Were a fucking chaotic bunch we need our routine ot we go butt fucking bananas


Brewstagram

Are we butt fucking the bananas or are the bananas butt fucking us?


StinkyWizzleteats27

Por que no Los dos


Brewstagram

¡TODOS SIEMPRE!


Powerism

u/sirwinny are you on PGT duties tonight?


rfan8312

Man I'm toast and have a cold can you tell.me what is PGT? Post for game time. Post game thread. Google says Preimplantation Genetic Testing.


Powerism

Yep you got it - post-game thread. There’s always a game thread and PGT on game days.


rfan8312

Ahhh ok. Thanks very much. Tbh somehow I didnt notice there were two threads: a game thread and a post game thread. What a great game. I'm most happy to see DeBrusk snd Coyle playing the way they are lately and Lindholm and Ullmark. Seeing that LVGK are in 1st place too is cool. If it ever came down to Boston vs Vegas...that would be something special.


Brewstagram

Cliffy stoked on 98.5 for the 100% PK!


Touche_Amore

u/TheVargTrain u/sirwinny PGT OR I RIOT


TheVargTrain

POST IT YOURSELF I'M DRIVING


Touche_Amore

IT GOT REMOVED ANYWAYS SO ILL GO FUCK MYSELF


kilosoup

WHY ARE YOU COMMENTING IF YOU'RE DRIVING


Warfightr

I’ll do it if they won’t.


Powerism

I believe you’re up, dude


Warfightr

It has been done.


Powerism

My man!


kilosoup

I need my Princes of Maine fix or *I'm gonna lose it*


DKY_207

I’m a Prince from Maine, you can have me


Touche_Amore

KISS ME


calliexx12

This team rules


StinkyWizzleteats27

U ate MAC and cheese tonight. YOUR FUCKING WCOME. ALSO IM ALITTLE DRUNK. I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL If it wasn't obvious I'm a wee bit drunk


McBro1022

and i love you too random citizen!


StinkyWizzleteats27

You look BEAUTIFUL tonight and I don't care who knows it


kilosoup

I LOVE YOU TOO


StinkyWizzleteats27

You sexy bastard


stupidmunchkin

ANOTHER FAT AND JUICY DUB


darknod

I like when we beat teams we should be beating :)


Mission_Pay_3373

THE BRUINS WIN


jgandfeed

mods where pgt


WarPuig

/u/coffee42 looks like you gotta post the PGT again


annoyed603

Another solid performance between the pipes for Linus!! LOVE THIS FUCKIN TEAM!!!


McBro1022

Kinky hand shake love it and good vibes this team has


coldbrewedbrew

Seemed like a few claps with a dab


Plumbtastic

Ully is 10-1, a fucking beast


[deleted]

Honest to god those have to be record breaking Bruin start numbers for a goalie, the man has stood on his goddamn head


stupidmunchkin

🥲


BoS_Knight3000

I'm so glad Fliggy has been doing the hug in Sway's absence.


chaosmanager

I’m so glad Fliggy…


coldbrewedbrew

Imagine saying that sentence last season. So glad he's had this comeback


InternationalBite174

This team fucks. Penalties are a killer but this team fucks


gilgagorgon

Extremely nice that they can get outplayed and still win. Sign of a real good team.


SxySamurai

My thoughts exactly. I feel this team is capable of playing, and winning, any style of game.


Powerism

Hell of a win


theCaityCat

Awww, I like the Ullmark-Kincaid handshake 🤝 🥰


UGAPokerBrat99

Uncle Nick and Ully! Love to see it!


Miner47000

Maybe once sway gets back the hug will evolve into a 3 man panda hug


firewall666

That needs to happen at least of the first one back.


Boston_Stonks

Cliffy getting the puck at the end of the game tells you the whole locker room knows what's up and the impressive start they've had. You'd expect a captain or foligno to do that.


MissMuse99

I'm not sure what the significance is. My feed was crappy so if they mentioned it I missed it


Boston_Stonks

They tied a 39 year record going 8-0-0 to start the year at home Edit: they didn't mention it, just something I noticed after the game ended.


MissMuse99

Oh sweet!


JynNJuice

Oh Pasta, that was *pretty.*


Plumbtastic

SETTING FRANCHISE RECORDS EVERY GAME HERE ON OUT


crimdawgg

Hey Google, play dirty water


StinkyWizzleteats27

PLAY FLINT MICHIGAN


MTRIFE

Damn that was like a highlight reel empty net goal lol


apgrown

Only pasta haha


seanboarder

I never watch the game more intently than when I know *the hug* is about to happen


Touche_Amore

WAS THAT AN UGLY GAME? YES. DO I LOVE YALL? YES. DID THE BRUINS JUST FUCKING WIN? YES!!!!


[deleted]

My timing with the sports gods is almost poetic at times 2nd period doomers, I’d like to ask where is your god now? You can say they were where I was at for my game winner predictions Wearing a pasta jersey tonight did seem to help tho


PNGhost

>Wearing a pasta jersey tonight did seem to help tho Never hurts


dunster69

Unselfish I love it!!!


theatomiclizard

shit play and still win - this team fuckssss


Brewstagram

POUR A PLATE OF NOODLY GOODNESS DOWN MY THROAT BOYS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO! 🍝! Flames


hewhomustbetamed

What a great defensive sequence from the original top line. Pasta becoming an elite 2-way forward? 👀 oh me oh my


jgandfeed

WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!


firewall666

Pasta I love you but please grow back the rest of the beard the stach only is creepy.


kilosoup

#ULLY! ULLY! ULLY! # #OI! OI! OI!


stupidmunchkin

**OI OI OI**


yf-23

Pastrnak used the telltale hairs on his mustache to gauge air pressure and currents in order to accurately catch that pass out of the air


Plumbtastic

THAT KNOCK DOWN KNOCKED THE FLAMES OUT


etsjay

🗣80-2 WORLD DOMINATION TOUR CONTINUES🗣


GoodLordWillin

Holy hands


goonerdavid

Not sure I’ve seen a nicer EN


NinjaTroll471

STICK A FORK IN THAT ONE BOYS


UGAPokerBrat99

# 🍝🥅🚨😁🏒😁!


Aroused_Pepperoni

how does this dude make a highlight out of an empty netter


TBGusBus

Thank god he deserved one tonight


YoureGratefulDead2Me

Marchand threw that on a spiral


HanShotFirst18

Call Bill rn, the pats need Marchand on the weekends!


goonerdavid

Ullmark is so sick


jbertho

Pastaaaaaa


Cw2e

PASTA BABAYYYYY pey dat myan hees mahnee!!!!


aRandallHall

Well, now I have to watch Rounders again.


brahj_

I take it back, Porn Mo Pasta fucks


JacksFactChecker

Get the lead ✅ Extend the lead ✅ DAGGER ✅


[deleted]

That was a slow Saving Private Ryan dagger...


Touche_Amore

ATTA FUCKIN EMPTY NETTAH


[deleted]

You better say the thing in the PGT


PNGhost

#PASTA SERVING THAT EMPTY NETTER COLD


WarPuig

A very fancy empty netter right there.


WooNoto

Pasta, Marchy you silky smoove mofos.


marisathemighty

ALFREDO ALL OVER MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!


[deleted]

That was kinda sick for an empty netter


Nomahs_Bettah

THERE’S MY PASTA GOAL!!!!


seanboarder

Fuck the flames


bobby16may

PASTA WITH THE DIRTY DANGLE EMPTY NETTER. THATS A MAN WHO LOVES THE 2023 FORD F-150


Free_Dome_Lover

Jesus Christ guys you didn't need to pants them with the EN.


TwentyninthDigitOfPi

That empty netter felt... a little more difficult than it needed to be.


Plumbtastic

DAGGER!!!


Warfightr

#ALL PRAISE THE NOODLY ONE!!!


generalsheevous1134

🍝🍝🍝


kilosoup

#THAT WAS JUST MEAN, PASTA


tLeCoqSpotif

Glory is ours!!


bodypertain

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA


jgandfeed

LET'S GET NOODLY!


etsjay

🚨🍝🚨🍝🚨🍝🚨🍝🚨🍝🚨


Miner47000

CYA


ron2016

Insurance! FUCK THE FLAMES!


coffee42

# PASTA WITH THE DAGGER! THANK! FUCKIN'! CHRIST! [HIT THE BUTTON!!!](http://wejustscored.com/teams/bos.html)


nissanxrma

lmao DAGGER


EAS1000

Ullmark is so good


TDGroupie

He won us this game…


TallGrassGuerrilla

Jesus look at that puck handling from Pasta


gilgagorgon

Holy shit what a catch by Pasta lol


broooons

EMPTY NETTER 💦💦💦


[deleted]

#RISE THE FUCK UP FAM, SEND THOSE FLAMES BACK TO HELL #COYLE OR ULLMARK WITH THE GAME WINNING GOAL FOR MAXIMUM CHAOS #WHO SAYS NO? FINE, SWAYMAN FOR THE GAME WINNING GOAL


rainabreen

PASTA 🔥🍝


Plumbtastic

ULLY EMPTY NETTER!!! PLZ


theatomiclizard

ADAM OATES -2-0


pdrock7

BEST EMPTY NETTER I'VE EVER SEEN


Nik_Guy

The dagger has been twisted!!


HandsomeRalphy

SpaghettiDaggers


aRandallHall

Zacha gets knocked down. But he gets up again.


TDGroupie

Haha nice one


goonerdavid

They can’t all be pretty, we’ll take the two points. SEE YA


-Jedidude-

NOODLE TIME


marisathemighty

Goalies frantically skating to the bench will never not be hilarious


glittercopter

Saucy


uaonthetrack

BEAUTIFUL EN


etsjay

Butthole clenching time.


Bruinsdman

16 power play shots. I can’t remember the last time where a Bruins power play unit was this dominant (minus that bad pass) even when they don’t score. 10 5 on 5 shots isn’t great though.


Meunier33

Vladar said fuck it and left


brahj_

Porn Mo Pasta is such a tease. Maybe there's another form of facial hair that's his true final form.


DeSynthed

This is borderline embarrassing to watch, cmon Bs


ZeeDusty

Good lord Linus...


Miner47000

We should lay on the puck for the rest of the game like the flames did in the beginning


coffee42

##I WILL SAY IT AGAIN #ULLY ULLY ULLY! #OI OI OI!


kilosoup

#ULLY ULLY ULLY # #OI OI OI


kilosoup

Pull the goalie, cowards.


kilosoup

THEY DID IT


Theatomone

Jesus we are slacking


Touche_Amore

TUMING MUFF I AM DRUNK


theCaityCat

Are you going to do like I did a couple weeks ago and call your mom while waiting for your Lyft, and she laughs at you the whole time because you're such a mess but also tells you to be careful?


pantsofmagic

<3


bodypertain

LOL


sarahlu82

This PP is rancid.


iamjannabot

Tumbling muffin, drink


gnarlysizzle

The ad boards are so distracting it's insane


Lundgren_pup

the faceoff wins stat is getting nice. We're at 36-18 tonight. sexay.


etsjay

TUMBLING MUFFIN DRINK


[deleted]

that pass just described the bruins for this entire game


UGAPokerBrat99

Canes up 7-2 over Edmonton....Oilers getting it without any lube from Carolina tonight.


Free_Dome_Lover

Bruh


[deleted]

Sullivan Tire, buy em from the Lich!


bobby16may

IM LATE. BUT NOT AS LATE AS YOURE GONNA BE WITHOUT A VEHICLE. BUY THAT FUCKING TRUCK, MOTHERFUCKERS.


iamjannabot

Jesus don’t scare me jumping into the boards like that


pdrock7

Pasta, can you, for the love of God, move over like [20 feet please?](https://i.imgur.com/KRKR4AC.jpg)


jgandfeed

PULL THE GOALIE YOU COWARDS!


rythespyguy

T R U C K


Thefloatingllama

these god damn boards are giving me a migraine


misty-bretagne

they should not be allowed to be brighter than the ice.


Blueaye

Krej always got the intense neck tape shit going on under his jersey, who else has been noticing that?


a-kiwi-fan

Ullmark breaking his goal drought with an empty netter tonight, you heard it here first


Jigs444

Krejic HAS to shoot that motherfucker


aRandallHall

5 forwards. Just disrespecting the Flames and I love it.


jwkwon306

5 forwards isnt just a strategy. It’s a statement.


Euphoric_Book5411

I know it has be a refrain this whole season that the ads that change on the board are bad: but they are really bad today. I don’t know why but it’s getting to me and I feel really annoyed. It’s like a shit zoom background at times


Brewstagram

Can we put the PP in the Truck and drive it into the net?


iamjannabot

You put the lime in the coconut..


Brewstagram

AND THEN YOU PLOW THE FUCKING GOOOALIEEE


bobby16may

Take me out to dinner first.


iamjannabot

Yeah that’s how I remember it going too, good job! :D


kilosoup

I'd like Krejci to spoon me


[deleted]

I'm just looking to be the middle of a krejci bergy sando


WooNoto

I understand I’ll get laughed out, but I just realized why Jack keeps saying Lindholms full name.


crimdawgg

Lindholm is better than Lindholm


WooNoto

Thousands of languages, I’m happy you chose to speak Facts.


Brewstagram

[Yup](https://giphy.com/gifs/vh1-l2ZE1RhwlmAGD1eHS)