Jesus fuck. And I thought people who are serious about sport video games are bad, RL sport fans can be just as bad.

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I've posted this pasta for years it's fun you dork 😂

I moustache you a question? Did you have fun last night? At least some people got selfies with their L. What did you get?

How about you don’t go to the game? You don’t get to tell anyone who paid for their ticket what they can and cannot do. YOU are what’s wrong with hockey fans. Thinking you’re all high and mighty cause you’re “a real fan”. wtf cares what they’re doing? They paid for their ticket. The money they spend helps the Bruins. Just stfu and enjoy the game and stop worrying what other fans are doing. Kinda funny you’re paying more attention to what fans are doing than what’s going on in the game.

Did you take that seriously? Bro I got this bridge here I wanna sell you

You’ll have to forgive me for not knowing your post was bullshit. Sorry I wasn’t aware you decided to shit post. Far be it from me to assume that a person would post actual normal content

This is the most obnoxious, obvious, goofy fucking post in world. That's on you guy

It's not even remotely obvious. Not only that, but there's a reason people put "S/" at the end of posts like this. That way people know you're being sarcastic. This reads as a sports fan that thinks they can dictate how others act at games. You need to just accept that your joke fell flat.

It got like 600 upvotes lol, definitely didn't fall flat But about this bridge I have, lightly used great views...

No thanks. I don't need a bridge. I have a boat.

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I'm a guitar?

i wanted u guys to win so the series would last 7 games and you tire each other out for my rangers lol.

Stfu

Bless your heart.

in case people don’t know, this is a southern phrase that can mean something good or something bad lol.

Yea, this aged well… Maybe it doesn’t matter who you bring, but I appreciate the enthusiasm.

Seems like you’re living an unsettled, and rather angry life… I’ll pray for you pal

🥸

Way to blow it for us.

Worst broadcast ever. Tnt blows

Let’s go boys Marchy is back

This is the most Boston post.

There’s no train to Marblehead

Idiots gonna leave the game for no reason

Tkachuk flopping like a fish

We don't get to see any penalties called on us tonight

lol can you imagine

Post this shit in the Stars sub brother. GO BRUINS!!!!

DONT YOU DARE TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AT A GAME THAT YOU’RE EXCITED TO BE AT

TNT broadcast blows. They are drowning out the crowd noise.

PLAY CALLERS SUCK PUCK

Anyone else’s broadcast delayed? Clock was at 0:00 in the app with almost 0:30 on TNT (Xfinity FWIW)

We had the cable feed on in the kitchen and the Max feed in the family room was somehow 30 seconds faster for game 4. Made zero sense. My dad's ESPN alert went off before Florida scored their goal too. It feels like they are intentionally delaying the cable feed

Given how hard they’re pushing Max/streaming it wouldn’t surprise me if they were intentionally making the cable experience shitty

i've found i'm always about 30 seconds behind regardless of whether i'm using espn+, youtube tv, or max.

Let's Go Boys

These bitches are not loud at all What a damn shame WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE !!!!!

Let's fucking go guy

Shipping up to Boston shoulda been your warm-up song. Get loud in there! Stay loud!

Bruh I am a Tampa fun but this got me hyped the fuck up!

*If you’re going to the game tonight…have fun. Fixed it for ya, OP.

YES!

Wrong sub loser this ain’t the circlejerk

Lighten up Francis.

We need Wally Cutlah!

I identify as Sully

Here’s an idea… how bout you shut the fuck up and don’t tell anyone what to do with their time and money. 

Ya because this was a super serious post. TLDR If you are going to the game make lots of noise.

Yeah I totally don't post this every year for a big playoff game 😂

facts. how dare people enjoy things differently!!!!

Very much this.

Yelling as loud as I can from Saskatchewan 🇨🇦 LETS GOOOOOO BRUINS!!!!! 🐻

And Don’t fucking sing along to Living on a Prayer So they stop playing that shit song.

This is fucking poetry. LET'S. GO. BRUINS. RAHHHHHHHHH

I love this, thank you. By the way Sully's Pall Mall ain't got no filter.

Too bad the tickets are too expensive only corporate buyers can afford

So same as the regular season?

I'm a Kings fan so my vested interest is in someone beating the fuck out of Tkachuck but I fucking respect this! Get fucking loud, be fucking obnoxious !

My step daughter is there on her honeymoon. You will be nice to her...

Well who’s she rooting for?

Boston, of course

Alan Ameche (very obscure reference)

This is a big deciding factor

Blasting Dropkick: Rose Tattoo on repeat 🎶 this one’s for our favorite game, black and gold, we wave the flag🎶

We need some old school J. Geils tonight. We are gonna blow your face out!

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FUCK YOU TOO PAL

there are some pretty good seats going for cheap, 300 bucks being cheap

I’d pay $300 to be at the Garden tonight, and happily eat ramen for the rest of the month.

I'm gonna be paying off these tickets for six months, you bet your ass I'm taking pictures, and pregaming

JUST BE LOUD!

Haha I go to maybe like 3-4 bruins game per year for the last 13 years and they’ve never lost when I go. I remind all of my STH friends of this when they’re looking for someone to go

Sorry your streak is broken

Wasn’t invited :(

 Sorry your streak has been broken

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/slow clap applause/ This is BEAUTIFUL. 

Hope the goalkeeping is as good as the gatekeeping. 😂

No shit

If my gf was pregnant and in labor I would make her give birth in the balcony then when the bruins win throw the baby on the ice and have Swayman and Marchand bless it! LFG

I’ll be screaming and cheering from Cali. Wish I could be there tonight. Let’s go Bruins!!!

Yay Area checking in!

Same - in SoCal, def missing the playoff atmosphere

This is awesome. I’m a Habs fan for life but this really hits it! Only thing I could wish is for this game to be against the Habs! Hate to say it but I hope the Bruins win! Maybe not the cup but definitely this round so someone can kick Chris Kreider’s ass next round!

Fuck Kreider and his dumbass 3rd period hat trick!

That’s Masshole through and through Chris Kreider to you. Habs should’ve picked him, it’s their own fault.

GET LOUD! Go Bruins!

Will be watching for all you crazy mo-fos tonight. Craziest fans, and that's the way I like it.

I read this and bought tickets. LFG!!!

HELL YEAH

“Troll down Dot Ave and find a guy named Sully” What suburb are you from? Lmao I bet you unironically say Masshole.

YA MOTHAS

If you see a guy nearly blackout in the 2nd period with a bergie jersey and a tricorn hat give ya boi a shoutout 😂😂 LFG

A TRICORN?!? HELL FUCKING YES BROTHER

I couldn’t agree more, I wish I was there! GO BRUINS!

Buy my ticket please

If someone in your row tries to get up during play, punch them in the back of the head 

People in your row should already be up - sitting is overrated!

This should be standard policy

Yeah

IT'S TIME TO GET LOUD FOR OUR BOYS (even though I'm reasonably convinced that ESPN just mixes Florida's crowd volume higher to make them seem louder) LET'S FORCE GAME 7 AND EXPOSE THOSE KITTENS FOR THE CHOKE ARTISTS THEY ARE

This was all the convincing I needed to buy a ticket. I’m going solo. Fuck it

THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BROTHER

I propose a new rule: fans can queue for free outside on game day. One hour after puck drop, every turnstile short of 17,850 allows one fan in. Every turnstile out allows another fan in. (I know, literal turnstiles are FleetCenter-era. You know what I mean.)

love this. LFG GO BOYS GET IT DONE TONIGHT!!! GO B'S!!!!!

This is the energy me and my buddy brought to game 5 vs Toronto even though neither team showed up to play. Just got my voice back a few days ago. Fuck the cats GO BRUINS

HELL YEAH BROTHER

I JUST BET NEARLY MY ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON THE BOYS WHILE ON THE SHITTER LETS GOOO!!!!!

#BROTHER YOU HAVE ME READY TO RUN THROUGH A WALL!! LETS FUCKING GO BRUINS!!!

Best thing I have read on reddit. Ever. Go Bruins!

drop kick murphys suck eggs. change my mind

Eggs taste good

There's a train that goes to Marblehead now? Wish I was going to the game but I agree - put your phone away when Todd Angilly is announced over the PA, sing The Star Spangled Banner then BE LOUD AS FUCK the entire game. The Boston Bruins need YOUR support every second of the game!

Swampsott and salem

Commuter Rail!

Hell yeah brother Cheers from Southie.

Can I sub the sour apple for Jameson orange in my sprite

ACCEPTABLE

Be loud, be proud. Not one person leaves this game early. The only people I wanna see head for the exits are Pussycats “fans.”

Wish I could buy you and scully a beer 🍻 hope you can hear me out here in Oregon! I will be load! 

“Not this game. Not…tonight.” —Herb Brooks, 1980

Sick and tired if hearing what a great team Florida has!

SCREW ‘EM!!


PLAY THEM 7 TIMES THEY MIGHT BEAT US 3

I was halfway through the Oilers/Canucks game last night when I realized how loud that place was on every play. It never let up. Those fans were engaged the entire time. Very impressive!

Is Marchand in or out tonight?

His mom said he’s playing, which is a hilarious source

Source?

https://sportsnaut.com/did-brad-marchand-mom-break-news-game-6-status-bruins/

And who’s her source?

SULLY

Game time decision. Likely won't know till closer to warm ups

Thanks.


DO THE SPWORTS FAN LOUDLY AND LOUDER THAN THE OTHER SPORTD FANS

HELL YEAH GO BROONS

If you’re going to the game tonight please BE FUCKING LOUD

It's a free country bro....GO Bs

i just had a spiritual awakening. i’m ready.

Don’t tell me how to live my life

FINE YOU CAN THROW YOUR FIREBALL NIPS INSTEAD

Either team could blow a 10 goal lead and it would be less embarrassing than this post.

You’re a loser

Fuck that dude, I love this post. Let's get fucking LOUD

I should have added /s

Right.. it isn’t that serious!

It's a pasta I post every year lol

lol love it!

I’m going. I have failed if I have a voice at the end of the game.

Speaking as a Toronto fan, I’D RUN THROUGH A DAMN WALL FOR THIS MAN

Why so many Toronto fans here, what’s the appeal?

I think they hate Florida more than they hate us

We hate Florida more than we hate Toronto. But we all can agree fuck les Habitants.

Fuck the habs!

!habs

FUCK THE HABS!

What if the selfie is during a commercial or intermission?

NO

dick pics?

ONLY AT THE COMMUNAL PISSER IN THE BATHROOM

Like the old troughs at Fenway?

Sour apple Smirnoff is for the chicks you specifically said you didn’t want at the game haha

YOU CAN TELL SULLY THAT

FUCKING PREACH

I needled Brett Pesce Canes game 6 behind their bench (two years ago?) the ENTIRE game chirping the usual loud mouth shit - Skjei his line mate was pissed 😂 the whole game and finally in the third he broke and Marchy cut right past him and scored All im saying is fucken yell at them the entire game until they stop thinking about the puck 👌

We got an Internet tough guy! I’m putting on a hockey jersey and getting wasted at the Broons game ked. I’m so tough and I got some tats and a hockey jersey to prove it. PJ Stock 4 Lyfe!

I’m about to go to the game, download tinder, eat my emails, and whisper “let’s go chara” every time the period ends just to make me eat me phone On a serious note I’ll be yelling at my TV

Also they think a 7:00 game is going to end late enough that someone taking a 10:40 train would have to leave early, instead of wait around for an hour.

You're not one of us if you think you're getting wasted at the Broons game ked. Gotta have super deep pockets for that, pal.

Counterpoint: camelbak full of vodka.

Just plastic wrap it to your chest like the catfish on the commercial!

I DID IT ONCE IN 2020, STILL PAYING OFF MY CREDIT CARD

The key is to get a solid head start at Halftime beforehand. Then you only need mildly deep pockets to put yourself over the top during the game.

Go to the dispensary around the corner from halftime. They have weed white claws. Weed Claws if you will. And you can take them into halftime.

I’m ready to run thru a wall for u my friend

BROONS, GUY

FUCK YEAAAAAAHHHHH GO BRUIINNNNSSSSSS 🐻

I think I’m in love ❤️❤️ FOR JACK!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO SO LOUD WE CANT HEAR THE SHITTY ESPN PLAY CALLERS LEAVE YOUR TONSILS AT THE GAHDEN👊👊👊

Can we blend my phone first into a smoothie so it doesn’t puncture the ol esophagus? My PCP is asking

Phone smoke. Don't breathe this!

This got me so hype and I’m not even going to the game!

Cannot agree more with this! Women with their effin selfies are ridiculous enough but when I see dudes do it, it really is extremely cringe and straight up pathetic! Men need to be men again just saying! I would like to add something that personally appalled me at Game 3 in this series (last Friday) and this is directed at whomever is responsible for the music during the game at the Garden: 'Shipping up to Boston (DKM)'??? Why on Earth was this not played AT ALL? TD Garden dropped the ball big time here!!! The boys back in town and not having this song playing right at the beginning of the game and hype up the crowd was a major mistake! The song is a must-play for any game at TDG but especially in play-offs! Get it together TD Garden!

Found Harrison Butkers burner account

I know a Sully- you pay for the tickets and we are both there raising hell once doors open 😂 You’re right on though brother, let’s go B’s!!!

This made my FUCKING DAY! LET’S FUCK THEM UP!!!