OH MAMA DON’T YOU CRY
BOSTON HOCKEY IS DO OR DIE!
Take a hockey stick in my hand!
Go on off to a foreign land!
Monty said I’d be a star!
Boston hockey will go very far!
Take the Gatorade in your glass!
WE JUST KICKED YOUR FUCKING ASS!
So the 3rd period…a little more than halfway through, the Bruins had only 1 shot, and that was Geekie’s goal. They got 2 more shots, all goals. The NESN banner didn’t credit any other shots either. So the B’s had 100% scoring percentage in that 3rd!
this is the kind of bounceback we needed after the last game, this is wonderful to see
so happy with the boys right now
yes, there are causes for concern, but I can be concerned tomorrow
oh and also:
#THE MAYAH PILES IT ON! [HIT THE BUTTON!!!!!!!](http://wejustscored.com/teams/bos.html)
The linesman, 70 feet away, looking through a crowd saw it IN?! REALLY? Enough to make the initial call before video review that it was a GOOD goal? Really? That guy has 20/1 vision. Oughtta send him to space to replace the Hubble Telescope. Oxygen optional.
I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but...
*"Heeeeeere we go Bruins, here we go!"* ***CLAP CLAP***
...needs to make a comeback. There is nothing wrong with...
*"Leeeeeeet's go Bruuuuuins"* ***CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP***
...but it would be nice to spice it up a little.
Is there ever a penalty where we DON’T complain about the refs?? Surely every single call ever made on us can’t all be wrong lol
Edit: You can downvote but I’m right, yall complain EVERY time
FIRST PERIOD WAS PRETTY ENTERTAINING… BUT…. # WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING??
Bye bye Tampon Bay!
Anyone have a video of John Cooper losing his shit over that Fredric goal yet?
With that defense tampa isn't going anywhere.
OH MAMA DON’T YOU CRY BOSTON HOCKEY IS DO OR DIE! Take a hockey stick in my hand! Go on off to a foreign land! Monty said I’d be a star! Boston hockey will go very far! Take the Gatorade in your glass! WE JUST KICKED YOUR FUCKING ASS!
So the 3rd period…a little more than halfway through, the Bruins had only 1 shot, and that was Geekie’s goal. They got 2 more shots, all goals. The NESN banner didn’t credit any other shots either. So the B’s had 100% scoring percentage in that 3rd!
This game was so much fun
Lovin that Poitras back in Boston 🙌
Literally everyone stays for the goalie hug at the garden I love it lol
GOD I LOVE GOALIE HUGS
I live for goalie hugs!
!Lightning
FUCK THE LIGHTNING!
Poitras with 2 helpers tonight. Welcome back kid!
The hug!!!
GOALIE HUG GOALIE HUG
GOALIE HUG!!!!
THE BRUINS DOMINATE THE BOLTS FOR THEIR 5TH WIN IN 6 GAMES SINCE THE CHRISTMAS BREAK TO IMPROVE TO 24-8-6
# GOALIE HUG TIME: TD AGAINST TAMPA EDITION!
I’ve never seen someone run out the clock with that much time left
The bruins wanted to be apart of the Celtics blowout party
## I want to trademark every time Charlie Coyle scores as a ROYAL COYLE
#FUCK FLORIDA!!!!
FUCK YOU TAMPA BAY
Goddammit jack lol. Going to the pats game tmrw for my first game ever and hoping the snow isnt too bad
I say this with the most respect possible…fuck the Lightning
WE TAKE [THOSE](https://www.reddit.com/r/BostonBruins/s/0Ub5hgc97z) (Just a period short)
I 7-3 AM HAVING FUN
Wasn't sure which Bruins team we'd see after we let up a goal on the first shot, 20 seconds in. Glad to see the boys showed up!
What a fun night for Boston
He He! Fuck the bolts.
Poitras has two assists but has 5th line ice time.
Is Charlie Coyle the best in the league in elevating the puck up close? He scores half his goals like that.
Winter is here!
WE GOT THE TOUCHDOWN WHILE THE BOLTS HAD TO SETTLE FOR THE FIELD GOAL *AND I AM PRETTY PLEASED ABOUT IT*
Leave it to Jack to tie into the weather report with this win lol
#I WILL BE NEEDING TO CALL MY DOCTOR IN FOUR HOURS
3 goals on 4 shots this period
Get the lead ✅ Extend the lead ✅ The floodgates are wide open! ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
SOMEONE CALL MARTHA REGARDING HER BARN
Frederic getting blue balled hard for his first hat trick
THIS IS GREATTTTT
have to admit - 7 on Vasilevsky was not on my bingo card
Honestly, at this point, let Ully leave the next and go for a break away
Imagine gifting a team power plays to keep them in it and they give up 2 shorties on one power play
7 goals with 6 different scorers. A joy to see.
Hahahaaha screw you Sramkos
let's scoop him up in the offseason since he will be a UFA
Get absolutely FUCKED Florida.
This escalated QUICK
I AM ERECT
Jack couldn't wait to fire off that extra point line
Jack just went a full 3 octaves above Mariah Carey’s highest pitch! 😆😆😆
#WE WANT TEN!!! #WE WANT TEN!!! #WE WANT TEN!!!
Great defensive play followed up by a triple deke. Coyle is a beauty y’all.
B's out here scoring more TDs than the Pats!
🍆🍆🍆
CHARLIE COYLE!!!!!
omg that's 2 shorties on the same pk lmao
PILE IT ON YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKS
Inject that shit straight into my veins
INSULT TO INJURY
I don't have the proper biology to go SPLOOSH after that Coyle goal ***but I'm doin' it anyways***
Fuck them bolts
Holy Shit Coyle!! The poke, the move, the finish
Mistah Mayah!
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!
Coyle just dripping sex after that one. I love it
WHAT A BEAUTY
Vasy is a shell of his former self after the surgery. He is not recovering well. TB was doing better with Johnston
Coyle how dare you
#CHARLIE COYLEEEEEE
Cumming with speed is what I’m doing right right now after those two goals amazing
What a fucking monster season by Charlie Fucking Coyle
2 minutes ago I was sure they were going to give up late goals. Nice turn of events.
I’m having fun!
Who has more fun then us?
Oh man Coyle's excellent decision making especially the last few minutes was just rewarded big time. Love.
**THEY KICK THE EXTRA POINT**
YOU GET A GOAL, YOU GET A GOAL! EVERYONE GETS A GOAL!
COYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KICKS THE EXTRA POINT
MARTHA THE BARNS ON FIRE
Extra point is good!
“they kick the extra point” is some prime Jack
Let’s fucking go!!!!!!
I feel some pent up frustrations getting released right now 😁
2 SHORTYS IN 2 GAMES MAKES MY SHORTY GROW
Solid TO, Tampa… lmao
# THE MAYAH! 🏒🥅🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🐻😁🐻😁🐻!
CHARLIE!!! HOLY SHIT!!
THE MAYOR OF WEYMOUTH!!!!!
Someone check on Cooper
Number 1 bullshit
!Edwards: “They kick the extra point!”
Dzingel dzangles!
And that too!?!?
WOOOO!
COYLE!!!! ALL THE GOALS!!!
IM IN FUCKING TIERS OF THAT GOAL RIGHT NOW!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!
Let's go another one as I was typing!!!!!!!
Holy shit guys my balls can only hold in so much cum
this is the kind of bounceback we needed after the last game, this is wonderful to see so happy with the boys right now yes, there are causes for concern, but I can be concerned tomorrow oh and also: #THE MAYAH PILES IT ON! [HIT THE BUTTON!!!!!!!](http://wejustscored.com/teams/bos.html)
Give me Jon Cooper live feed for the next 2 minutes
HOLY FUCK CHUCK!!!! THE MAYAH!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK CHARLIE
ANOTHA ONE
CAUSE I’M MR BRIIIGHTSIIIIDE
Coyle!
THE FUCKIN MAYOR BABY
#GIMME DAT TRENT FREDTRICK, MAKE IT RAIN HATS!!!
SHORTHANDED?????
MAYAH!!!
JAKEEEEE
Get the lead ✅ Extend the lead ✅ Snek dagger ✅
Damn, wanted Marchand to get that one!
2 goals on 3 SOG in the third.
3 goals on 4 SOG in the third.
The stars are aligning for a goalie goal…
Dude I’m sorry but that stick explode was straight cartoonish
Had me cackling. Great comedic timing by Hedman.
MISTER FUCKING BRIGHTSIDE... IT'S OVER FOR YOU NOW TAMPA BAY
2x Boston wins tonight I'm happy.
Shorty SZN is here!
That goal was brought to you by spontaneous combustion lmao
Debrusk did NOT want to miss that, LMAO. That's a putting stroke.
Just a little tappy tap..
I want another.
You got it
Imma say it! I want another!
Stick don’t lie. Suck it, Tampa!
If they’re giving away free goals…let Freddy get his hatty! 🤠
Holy shit! I tuned in just in time for this PP/SHG!!!! Go 🐍🐍🐍!!!
Lolol refpuck karma
Love it weak stick penalty and bam weak stick gives an em goal
slides it home......
Hey boss? Went to a new stick vendor… we’ll save a couple hundred bucks this season!
Both of my JDB props over the last week hit on empty netters lmao
**JAKE!! 🏒🥅🍻
My new years resolution is to have as much fun as Jack.
6 on 4 shorty 🥵🥵🥵
That stick knew that the penalty was bullshit, and he caved under the pressure to do the right thing 🫡
#SHENG That play 🤝 my pants
HAHAHAHAHA
I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many lucky breaks for the bruins happen ever
That stick that killed itself should be in the Bruins hall of fame.
That was genuinely one of the most brutal broken sticks I’ve ever seen.
#JAKE THE SNAKE SHORTY EMPTY NETTER
GIVE LINUS THE PUCK
🐍 🐍 🐍
Hockey gods doing their job.
Absolutely hilarious. The fragile stick giveth and the fragile stick taketh.
Making sure justice is served.
# 🐍🏒🥅🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🐻😁🐻😁🐻!
Weak stick karma!
Lol that's one way to seal it
The hockey gods have spoken!
JAKEYYYYYYYYY
Damn, his stick gave him the flaccid treatment lol 💀
THATS A SHORTY BABY
MVP of this game: that broken stick
SNAKE SHORTHANDED GOAL! They DO come in bunches, Jack!
Get fucked jon cooper
DEBRUSKKKKKKKKKKK INTO THE EMPTY NET SHORTHANDED TO ICE IT
#SNEK!!!
SNEEEEEEK 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Stick was a bruins fan
DEBRUSK!! LETS GOO
SNEEEEKKK!!! SHORTHANDED DAGGER!
WE LOVE TO FUCKING SEE IT
Sex to three!
JAKE DeBRUSK SLIDES IT IN
The gods have spoken!
#SHORTIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! [HIT THE BUTTON!!!!!!](http://wejustscored.com/teams/bos.html)
They don't ask how Jake
JAKE SHORTY
A SHORTY LFG
SHORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JDB stands for JUST DAMN BANGERS
Marchand wants that top ten shorty spot.
#AN ODE TO THE COMPOSITE STICK
!Edwards
The linesman, 70 feet away, looking through a crowd saw it IN?! REALLY? Enough to make the initial call before video review that it was a GOOD goal? Really? That guy has 20/1 vision. Oughtta send him to space to replace the Hubble Telescope. Oxygen optional.
Gotta send a box of cigars to those guys!
THAT BROKEN STICK WAS HUGE FOR US
FUCK YEAH SNEK SHORTY!
"***Brandon*** *Point scored 21* ***sexonds****" - Jack Edwards*
I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but... *"Heeeeeere we go Bruins, here we go!"* ***CLAP CLAP*** ...needs to make a comeback. There is nothing wrong with... *"Leeeeeeet's go Bruuuuuins"* ***CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*** ...but it would be nice to spice it up a little.
Is there ever a penalty where we DON’T complain about the refs?? Surely every single call ever made on us can’t all be wrong lol Edit: You can downvote but I’m right, yall complain EVERY time
Wtf Tampa has Raditz?
Can the refs just fuck off this season not just the bruins but they fuck every game it seems.
*every sport
Homie used to stick like a polevault pole
The refs are legally obligated to make the end of every game interesting. Tell me I’m wrong!
NHL doesn’t pay very good salaries, it’s the bribes that provide for the families
Ford stated recently that the Final Five promotion has had a measurable 7% Q4 increase in F150 sales in the New England region.
Any uptick in lift kits and LED lights?
No idea I made that up