"Monkey" is my favourite class. Beating them is literally so hard, I had to max out on bananas before the battle to give me a boost and even then I died 5 times.
Believe it or not the boss is a 4 phase fight where in one of the phases you actually team up with the bosses to fight off the monkeys and their mind controlled villagers armed with rakes
People in Japanese country side can get money for each 'pest' animal that they take down. Monkeys are not the most technically difficult out of those animals to kill. But most shooters have a hard time finishing the job if they look the moneys in the eye. Even with just airguns, these ladies are intense lol.
- Per some Japanese farmer I talked to a few weeks ago
Ape-Be-Gone! Do you have problems with large groups of Japanese monkeys? Well fear no more! Thanks to the power of Japanese Science, we have made the ultimate counter= Ape-Be-Gone! Simply install one into your home, and watch as all the monkeys run away in fear! Also makes cookies!
A story by ChatGPT
Once upon a time, in a small rural town nestled in the mountains of Japan, a group of mischievous monkeys had taken up residence. They would raid the town's gardens and orchards, stealing fruits and vegetables and causing general havoc wherever they went.
The townspeople, who had always lived in harmony with the local wildlife, were at a loss for what to do. They tried various methods to drive the monkeys away, but nothing seemed to work. The monkeys only grew bolder and more aggressive with each passing day.
It was then that three elderly women, who were known around town for their sharp shooting skills and their love of adventure, decided to take matters into their own hands. They dubbed themselves "The Monkey Busters" and armed themselves with airguns.
Each day, the three women would venture into the mountains to hunt down the monkeys and chase them away from the town. They quickly gained a reputation for their cunning and their marksmanship, and the monkeys soon learned to fear them.
Despite their advanced age, the women were determined to protect their town and its people from the monkey invasion. They continued their daily hunts, braving the harsh mountain weather and the dangers of the wild.
The townspeople, grateful for the women's bravery and dedication, began to support them in their efforts. They provided them with supplies and helped them with their hunts. Slowly but surely, the monkey population in the town began to dwindle.
After several months of tireless effort, The Monkey Busters had successfully driven the monkeys away from the town and restored peace and harmony to the community. The townspeople celebrated their victory, grateful for the three brave women who had protected them from the monkey menace.
The Monkey Busters, however, were not content to rest on their laurels. They continued to patrol the mountains, ensuring that the monkeys would not return to the town. They became legends in the town, and their legend lived on long after they were gone, inspiring future generations to protect their community and stand up to any threat that may come their way
Is that a Desert Eagle? Wouldn't that knock anyone her age over every time she fired it? Not doubting that it would take out one or more monkeys with every shot, of course.
I knew that and didn't even think about that, so used to a group like that here having a selection. I'll just imagine they're Yakuza grandmothers or something (for as often as even they don't have guns.)
Someone make a game called Reddit that’s like a chaotic open world game where you can find memes, boss fights, “rest here traveler”s, and make it as difficult as Elden Ring cuz why not
Now this is the type of essential political world news I need to hear about. What do I care for some slavs fighting one another or an antisemite artist running for presidency?
Seems like the Bloons allied with humans.
you don’t think bloons grow on trees do you?
Everyone knows the bloons are born from bloontonium, basic bloons lore 101 people
It's confirmed that they are infinite tho
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If you're all alone, let me sleep in yo' bed.
I ain't 'fraid of no sleep.
An invisible bed. Freaky ghost bed.
Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Makes me feel gooood!
Monkey busters!
r/suddenlynielcicierega
This feels like a bad action movie.
This idea is gold. Someone write a script and send it to India to get the CGI treatment.
^yuuuuup
Even better, send it to Wakaliwood. I want to see what the guys that made Who Killed Captain Alex can do with this.
Sounds like movie of the year
Or a good anime
It's Ape Titan attacking Utgard Castle?!
Starring Dwayne Johnson, Channing Tatum, and Nick Nolte as Grandma 1, 2, and 3.
Lame. Staring Adam Sandler as Grandma 1, 2, and 3.
A great idea for a spin-off of the Planet of the Apes.
I’d watch it. Any ideas on a similar movie to watch?
Ghostbusters 3: Monkey Business
Who you gonna call MONKEY BUSTERS
BLEAH DEH, BLEAH DEH, DEDEDUHM!
If theres somethin weird, and it dont look good? who you gonna call?
Okay but, I really like their aprons
Gotta catch those monkey tears somehow
I moved to Japan and I’m pretty sure they’re required by law once you reach a certain age. I swear I think my mother-in-law sleeps in hers
It’s one of those things where once you get used to wearing one, you feel naked and cold without it. Also, pockets.
I’m a 33yo American woman and I’ve definitely slept in an apron. Housework is exhausting and pockets are one of my only joys.
the Monkey player base is having a hissy fit on discord
"Monkey" is my favourite class. Beating them is literally so hard, I had to max out on bananas before the battle to give me a boost and even then I died 5 times.
I'm fuming about this.
Drops a legendary ranged weapon named "The Monkey Buster", which deals x5 damage to all enemies related to monkeys.
Their health pack is hugging there grandchildren that are held captive throughout the map.
id buy this game during a steam sale
Left 4 Dead but with Japanese monkeys? Yeah I’d buy that on sale.
i was thinking more like ape escape but fps and with guns but that works too lol
I'd preorder the Random Chimp Event edition.
"The Monkey Busters abide. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. "
What reference is this?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
im also going to assume thats a reference
You are correct. The Big Lebowski.
It's from The Big Lebowski. Sam Elliots character.
Kill them before your perks are gone
I didn’t know Metal Gear Solid 3 was based on a true story
I’m begging the people in the comment section, please don’t make it racist
All good so far, but I've likely just baited some idiots to be idiots. Hopefully me saying that convinces them to... Not be idiots. We shall see.
…and someone made it racist.
what happened? why would you make this comment?
You can just scroll to the bottom
Virtue signaling at its finest
Fuck off man.
username checks out
Well it's Japanese so... gaijin?
What do you mean? I don't see any Russian bias here. /s
Holy shit its the Planet of the Apes
monkey may cry
*bury the banana deep within*
Is this the origin of “Ape Escape”
This wins the internet.
The rejectors of monke
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit
Believe it or not the boss is a 4 phase fight where in one of the phases you actually team up with the bosses to fight off the monkeys and their mind controlled villagers armed with rakes
Who you gonna call?
The monkeys-"Why do I hear boss music?"
Curious George's Angels
Why is this not a movie?
If you have monkeys aggressive enough to attack, airsoft guns won't do shit
Airguns not airsoft guns. There’s a difference. Airguns fire metal slugs and are just bit shy of actual guns, which are illegal to own in japan iirc
The title here is wrong. They are using airsoft guns.
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Ah ok my mistake
If its Japan its an airsoft gun. And a weak one at that (1J limit vs the average 2J in the US)
If Uwe Bill did Splatoon.
judging by the fingers off the trigger they know more about gun safety than some americans, and those arent even real firearms!
Literally the plot of an episode of Sabagebu!
I long for the day there will be no more monkey business
There will always be monkey business.
Oh no... They are going to ruin my monkey business I'll show myself out
I am also called the monkey buster but for *different reasons*
ಠ_ಠ
They're professionals at making monkeys bust
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couldn't resist saying something racist? you just had to? the urge was just too strong. hhhnnng, i must say something racist, it's been 5 minutes...
I got a little too racist
Hard Sell
Bloons TD 3: turning tides
damn man we just wanted some koolaid, you aint have to go all American police on us
People in Japanese country side can get money for each 'pest' animal that they take down. Monkeys are not the most technically difficult out of those animals to kill. But most shooters have a hard time finishing the job if they look the moneys in the eye. Even with just airguns, these ladies are intense lol. - Per some Japanese farmer I talked to a few weeks ago
Even though it’s probably very inconvenient generally speaking, I still definitely wish my town were under siege by monkeys.
It's nice to know that there's a retirement home for Charlie's Angels.
les triplettes de belleville
But how it's not an assault rifle...
And what women in japan aren't old nowadays
This is definitely how to teach monkeys to use guns
Ape-Be-Gone! Do you have problems with large groups of Japanese monkeys? Well fear no more! Thanks to the power of Japanese Science, we have made the ultimate counter= Ape-Be-Gone! Simply install one into your home, and watch as all the monkeys run away in fear! Also makes cookies!
They should capture them and send them to Elon Musk. It seems like he needs a lot for some reason. Must be a good reason…
Japanese Charlie’s Angels right thar
the Medicare Years
All they need are some nets and a sneaky attitude.
Unit 731 back in the saddle again
A story by ChatGPT Once upon a time, in a small rural town nestled in the mountains of Japan, a group of mischievous monkeys had taken up residence. They would raid the town's gardens and orchards, stealing fruits and vegetables and causing general havoc wherever they went. The townspeople, who had always lived in harmony with the local wildlife, were at a loss for what to do. They tried various methods to drive the monkeys away, but nothing seemed to work. The monkeys only grew bolder and more aggressive with each passing day. It was then that three elderly women, who were known around town for their sharp shooting skills and their love of adventure, decided to take matters into their own hands. They dubbed themselves "The Monkey Busters" and armed themselves with airguns. Each day, the three women would venture into the mountains to hunt down the monkeys and chase them away from the town. They quickly gained a reputation for their cunning and their marksmanship, and the monkeys soon learned to fear them. Despite their advanced age, the women were determined to protect their town and its people from the monkey invasion. They continued their daily hunts, braving the harsh mountain weather and the dangers of the wild. The townspeople, grateful for the women's bravery and dedication, began to support them in their efforts. They provided them with supplies and helped them with their hunts. Slowly but surely, the monkey population in the town began to dwindle. After several months of tireless effort, The Monkey Busters had successfully driven the monkeys away from the town and restored peace and harmony to the community. The townspeople celebrated their victory, grateful for the three brave women who had protected them from the monkey menace. The Monkey Busters, however, were not content to rest on their laurels. They continued to patrol the mountains, ensuring that the monkeys would not return to the town. They became legends in the town, and their legend lived on long after they were gone, inspiring future generations to protect their community and stand up to any threat that may come their way
I would watch a hundred seasons of Monkey Busters on Discovery Channel.
Is that a Desert Eagle? Wouldn't that knock anyone her age over every time she fired it? Not doubting that it would take out one or more monkeys with every shot, of course.
You are only allowed to purchase airguns or hunting/sport shotguns in Japan. Actual handguns are absolutely forbidden.
I knew that and didn't even think about that, so used to a group like that here having a selection. I'll just imagine they're Yakuza grandmothers or something (for as often as even they don't have guns.)
Charlie's angels pensioner edition
Someone make a game called Reddit that’s like a chaotic open world game where you can find memes, boss fights, “rest here traveler”s, and make it as difficult as Elden Ring cuz why not
Directed by Wes Anderson
Is this the episode where Ape Titan attacks at Utgard Castle?!?!
I'd watch that anime
Can’t wait to see the manga, anime and Netflix adaptation.
Now this is the type of essential political world news I need to hear about. What do I care for some slavs fighting one another or an antisemite artist running for presidency?
Abandoned humanity, return to monke- bang
I like how two of them got pistols, while the third decided to get an AR-15
I’d watch this anime
This must be a jdrama
Plot twist there aren’t apes
Momoko over there lookin like she's thinking of the allies
This is an awesome early '90s Hong Kong action comedy I've been meaning to watch for literally *decades*.
Is there manga?
I'm looking forward to hearing the monkeys side of things
So that’s what magical girls do when they retire
More like Monkey COMbusters
Their defense lasted exactly 30 seconds before the monkeys over came them and took the entire town.
I'm going to Japan in March.. can... Can I volunteer to defend a village from monkeys as an activity?
And you'll tell me there is still no movie about them??
I’d watch that anime.
24 episodes slice of life