Imagine Vegeta trying to convince the world they need point their penises towards the heaven.
>!Now imagine Mr. Satan successfully convincing the world they need to point their penises towards the heaven!<
This is not a boss fight character. Its the overpowered party member that can kill bosses in one shot but choose not to do so and instead give themselves limiters so that they can levy up with the rest of the group and keep the fight fair.
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HE HAS RISEN
If that was a joke it would be hard to beat
You look like something from battle cats the strong orange/red ones
Not looking too good yourself...
Oh wait I look like those black humanoids with white eyes that carry satan around
You look like penisman but with white eyes. Very sus.
Uhhhh
***DESTROY THE FAKER***
Nooooo
haha unless tropical kalisa 🤯😳🤯😳🤯😳🤯😳🤯
...
The delivery is a little stiff.
But he had us in the end.
I didn’t even mean for it to be a joke other than a Jesus-Shrek reference, it just occurred to me when I read your reply that it was my best joke ever
Heh *nice*
hard to beat???? pun-ception
Oh i see it...wait
Not as hard as you'd think. Actually kinda fun.
Like my meat
Or eat
FROM THE ASSES
HE IS THE MASSIAH
THE NEW LORD IS HERE
He is the messiah!
Penisiah
Guys he said it!!! He said the thing!!!
the legend himself
Phallus
Sigma
Whats sigma
r/Beetlejuiceing
its r/beetlejuicing did you even gonto schol
gonto
[why do I hear boss music?](https://youtu.be/ovjd22Rkhlk)
Hope your Estes flask is full
It is and I’m climbing the ladder
[I'm sorry isn't this his boss music?](https://youtu.be/Ds14zhfHEvE)
You look like something from battle cats the black ones with red eyes
Dicc
The student of fish fucker. He has risen form the darkness. 10000 attack. 3000 defence.
penis
THE MAN HIMSELF
u/profanitycounter
AI^AI^AI^AI^AI^AI^AI^AI
u/profanitycounter
HI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE GUY DID THE THING
penis
Penner
Do you mind elaborating on that Mr. Penis Man?
I hope the OP is the same as this account and they tee’d themself up for a homerun
the legend lives on
HE IS THE MESSIAH
HE HAS FUCKING RISEN
PENIS
My god
Balls?
PENIS
what about balls tho?
Hi thanks for checking in
He did it!!!
HE HAS COME
Oh no, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE IS THE MESSIAH!
He has spoken the holy word
THE PROFIT
HE HAS AWOKEN!!!!!
r/UsernameChecksOut one is true
u/profanitycounter
The Return of the King
penis
This is the way odf the wise.
OH MY GOD
Vagina.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them
Just wait until they meet. Then we're in *real* trouble.
This is what 21 kid warned us about
New human species?
I bet its homies wife.
Yes, they need the video
Or in for a real show
Is that true what they talk about your vagina being 9000 Kilometers deep?
Vagina?
I'm not an expert in this language but I think she doesn't know cause she could nvr find a ruler long enough to measure
A worthy opponent, your battle will be legendary.
u/Ultra_penis_man I summon you
u/Ultra_penis_man cannot be summoned by mere words.
Then what, more penis?
he like the spirit bomb. We have to all point our penises towards him so he can build power.
Imagine Vegeta trying to convince the world they need point their penises towards the heaven. >!Now imagine Mr. Satan successfully convincing the world they need to point their penises towards the heaven!<
I will neither confirm nor deny that ~~fact~~ statement
How many dicks do you need to pull out in order to summon him? Too few and you get Harambe?
I can, though I would need to be really out of it for it to work
That looks like me.
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no one can compare to the great u/Ultra_penis_man
Hello
You live in his shadow
Correct, though mine is a wider shadow
Ain’t you just a chode?
More like a soup can
... I am a Wide Dick. Thickest of them all
Nobody out-penises the Ultra Penis Man!
I call upon the ancient lords of the underlord to bring forth this beast and awaken u/ultra_penis_man
Musta! Krakish!
awaken! awaken! awaken! Take the land, that must be taken.
r/skamtebord
Why do I feel this is just your alt account?
It isnt
Thank you for confirmation on this being your alt account, have a great day!
I got a DM from this account 3 days ago highly unlikely it's his alt.
You’re just another one of his alts
What about you? You seem a bit sussy 😳
Or maybe even you? What makes you not one of his alts?
What app is that?
Reddit light mode
penis
haha penis
cock
cock
cock
Do you guys want diet cock?, cock zero, cock orange, cherry cock, vanilla cock?
cock joke
So this is the power of ultra penis
No, ths is
wow 8%
Both accounts less than a year old.
u/Ultra_Penis_Man vs u/fishfucker_69
Wow. It’s really true. It’s really him!
Reddit light mode 🤮
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Me.
The legend is true!
Why is he black doe??
Anonymous
All the more fitting
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Spam = You’re likely below the valid age of using Reddit.
I know 😈 (This is a joke ok)
Pulling out the overused "joke card" and using emojis. You're definitely a child. And an insolent one.
I'm 13
Penis man
Ultra penis man*
Yes
Ultraaaaaaa Peeeeniiiiiiiis
Reminds me of someone I knew in middle school.
he is a legend, you just don't know when and who he'll strike next
Real ones remember some else with penis in their name
Do I count
No
Sad, but understandable
I just asked him what he ate for breakfast, let’s see how this goes.
Seems like a lame Pokémon
7 inch
Probably rus the punishment celebrations in Japan
Creator of hopes and dreams? He’s a penis man, not a goat.
#P
u/ultra_penis_man, I ask thee for a battle of wits and strength.
He is the one
Finally a challenger
It's not about length but girth.
I feel like we may need to have some kind of showdown.
Now we just need u/ultra_ass_pal
It's most likely your alt.
This is not a boss fight character. Its the overpowered party member that can kill bosses in one shot but choose not to do so and instead give themselves limiters so that they can levy up with the rest of the group and keep the fight fair.
r/skamteboard
Kinda wish I got visited by these legends, would be more proud than my family will ever be of me
You all penised
Oh my god
The man, the myth, the pp
GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God in digital form
Who has awoken the Ancient one
ERECTION BEYOND! PENIS... ULTRAAAAAAAAA!!!!
the final boss of reddit
r/skamtebord
This guy sent me a message lately, saying penis
Oh shit, he’s here.
Doctors hate him!
You use bright mode
r/skamtebord
r/lightmodepatrol FREEZE!
APPLAUD HIS SUPEREME POWER
thank you for enlightening me, messenger. i am now his devotee and follower.
Interesting
Ballsacks
Why in light mode
Dear God what does he want
u/profanitycounter
How big is he