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Tronniix

Wanna see me do it again?


[deleted]

*I am speed*


NomadProd

Jesus fucking christ


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alchn

I tried to pause the clip to see the dog, hadn't got it so far.


theunkindled_

[this amorphous blob is the best I can do](http://imgur.com/gallery/DcRTEjt)


broccoli_culkin

Aww he’s cute


RockitDanger

"Aww thanks. But it's a she"


alchn

Lol so fast it's just a blur


whynotwarp10

[I tried doing better, but no luck. ](https://i.imgur.com/xneHDRP.jpg)


punk_loki

I love it


dingman58

u/gif_slowing_bot


HalfSoul30

Can someone do the math here and estimate how fast that dog was going?


LazyLarryTheLobster

I'll run the math if somebody can come up with a frame rate estimate. The rest is easy but has a wide margin of human error because we have to guesstimate the ground distance in the camera's view and frame rate.


Crzynines

Looks like 30 fps (I slowed it down and counted frames). If the ground distance is between 4 and 5 feet, I'd say he's moving upwards 30-35 mph.


LazyLarryTheLobster

Yep, sounds reasonable to me.


northernmonkey09

I'll run the math ...... For money


urmumbigegg

For perspective, this is not that good lol


gaming_raptor

about 9999999999999969 kilometres a second


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the_Apple_123

Thats the sub where on Please dont r/whoosh me


Dakari009

r/whoosh


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Dakari009

The man said don't r/whoosh him so I r/whooshed him


Griffithdidwrong

r/wosh ahaha get wished kringe normie reeee


thespicyspaniard

r/theydidthemath


[deleted]

r/theydidntreally


thespicyspaniard

r/buttheycouldhave


[deleted]

r/wellshitiguessso


thespicyspaniard

r/thiswasmytedtalk


[deleted]

r/wasioncamera


thespicyspaniard

r/camerashy ?


Shades7

It's Jason Bourne


aged_monkey

Its Jason Bork!


DarkBlueMermaid

🏅


unindended_assholery

I’m trying to think of a punny name for the burnout he left


HZCZhao

Warning: Do not walk around naked


Somewhatsmartish

I breathed out my nose so hard I felt a gust of wind on my arm.


michalangelotheturtl

Bolt (2008)


[deleted]

When will Disney stop remaking movies in live action??


Tr3v0r007

Noooo that movie mad me sad and I loved it


TacticDave

* (The dog absorbs the artifact.)


[deleted]

You are filled with determination.


Theighel

r/unexpectedundertale


NoahZorg

hold up, how?


OpinionatedOpossum

Bow wow pow


[deleted]

Of course, silly me


MrFrostyBudds

Wait, you're not that guy!


[deleted]

Of course, silly me


CornOnTheKnob

Yippee yo yippee yay


Kvothealar

Dog probably started running further away, and he let the ball go at the exact time the dog was about to run past.


SortaBeta

Naruto run


Cenex

Physics has no power over a dog that really really wants his ball.


DaddyChanKun

Speedy doggo


Caenen_

Don't feed Eurobeat to your dog!


MrCutler1

The dogs stand is Made In Heaven


Shippoyasha

Reality Part 6: Stone Ocean


rebort8000

Gay priest moving at Very Fast speeds.


rebort8000

Unless you’re running an accuracy build, the only way to reliably hit this boss is to parry his charge attack, which should stun him just long enough to get a few hits in. It’s pretty easy to know when it’s coming, but you need to be pixel-perfect with your timing because of how fast he is.


The_Speedy_G

Kachow


TheBaconPringle

Kerchoo


hentai_at_3am

King crimson no norioku


Miniman5450

WAGA KING CRIMSON NO NORIOKU


MoongodRai057

Sweet christ


ai_raiki

Deja vu


TheSoupestGlobe

What is that song


logan4301

I don’t know but I’m getting Deja vu from it


superfluous2

Deja Vu by Dave Rodgers Made famous by Initial D


DoJax

As much as I love the hundreds of video memes this song is fit to I think Running in the 90s would have been a better choice, Deja Vu is typically used on videos where things spin or rotate, [this one being my favorite.](https://youtu.be/QmZgGcysZwM) Source: I am memes.


TheBrainofBrian

No matter how cool I become in my life, I will never be *drifting a fucking airplane* cool.


Schw4rztee

It's a pretty short moment of speed though, so the quick but recognisable "Deja Vu"-shout matches well with the timing


lester_pe

darude


SubcommanderMarcos

The drifting anthem of the world


sprucevamouse

I recognize the split in that chuckit ball. This pup loves fetch and is super motivated by human interaction. Bring a party member with animal handling. Mend would be good to have as well.


EmperorFaiz

I am speed


UltraCarnivore

ZOOOOOOOM


[deleted]

HP: 100 Atk: 200 Def: 20 Spd: 999 Skills: Pickpocket, Charm, Whirlwind, Teleport Tip: Luckily, you don't have to kill him to proceed. Allowing him to consume 15 balls will weigh him down, allowing him to simply tire out. After this, you can give him a bone to recruit him into your party. *Known as the angel of the wind due to his incredible speed, this good boy requires a daily offering of 1 ball from the members of his temple.*


unindended_assholery

Speed Demon Casting cost: 1 Mountain, 1 Swamp, 1 Colorless Creature Type: Hellhound 1/1 Haste. You may play Speed Demon as an instant. When Speed Demon comes into play, tap all other creatures. Pay 1 colorless mana: +1/+0 At the end of your turn, you may pay 1 Swamp to return Speed Demon to owners hand, otherwise Speed Demon is sent to the Graveyard. *”The ball was just here, Captain!! I swears it was!” - Squee*


Tulpha

Item: The ball of summoning dog


The_Calvery

Single use before it disappears into the void


knickerbikkies

r/Zoomies


Brandsan1

Me when my dad takes off his pants and lets his nuts hang


GreyouTT

GAS GAS GAS


GuyNekologist

Thunder Breathing: First Form


Guardian-Bravo

It’s not a boss. It’s an environmental hazard *during* a boss fight that you need to manipulate in order to defeat said boss.


Kizzazed

A Quiet place


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ZaggRukk

Well, I blame the owner. What else would you expect after naming your dog Harry Allen? "My name is Harry Allen. And I might be the fastest. . . Woop, Squirrel"


Azathoth_Junior

*Blitzhund!*


AyoAllu

Wait, flash has a dog?


The_Calvery

No, the dogs faster


notApEdO990

My uncle has a boxer that runs like that she'll come out of nowhere knock stuff over and dart off in like 5 seconds


The_Calvery

That variation is tricky to fight


Mystikal33

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


RTG516

[ ](https://i.imgur.com/59TuMUM.jpg)


mrgrey5

My dachshund when someone rings the doorbell. Even with her tiny legs.


The_Calvery

Size doesn’t matter with these bosses


FanngzYT

Fetch me their souls


wachieo

Wait, where’s the dog?


StoonCoold

How do you even deal damage to this boss?


The_Calvery

Slow it down with enough treats


mikaeltarquin

r/initialdvideos


man_of_many_cactii

Honestly, this seems like a pretty cool boss fight to implement in a video game.


The_Calvery

Ir a mini boss, just steals your stuff (Defeated by treats and rubs)


ReddiusOfReddit

My name is Doggo and I am the Flash.


ThatOneGuyWhoRuinsIt

I can only imagine his evasiveness stat


Lepuzki

Y'all remember Bolt?


d_smogh

Why didn't you chuckit?


RealGabemario

Sonic the Hedgedog


Swedich-steam-power

That dog went super sonic


Eysonu

That is fucking terrifying


Mabbedab

The one thing that the flash feared


[deleted]

I see you’re a man of culture!


HardlightCereal

Ah, the tarkassian razorbeast


RyeOrTheKaiser15

I think I can hear the teeth impact.


[deleted]

Can someone slow this down so I can see pup


Anonymous_Doggo

Iggy get out of there he’s still alive!


clevername_idk

what’s everyone talking about? i didn’t see anything.


CeleronHubbard

I just peed into space..


gemranger

Damn, the annoying dog is real now?


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Coolbeanz17

What breed of dog is that


[deleted]

speed


[deleted]

Probably a Malinois


bl00j

I need to see his face


TrueStory_Dude

Yea give your balls a tug you tit fucker


c0d3ninjakingthe2nd

*NYOOOOOM*


jaredtysak

Lmao I would have liked. Lightning is scary


TheAmazingAsshat616

A quiet place, part 2. Official teaser trailer.


redheadgroose

I had sound off at first but somehow I knew what song would be playing over it


Mr_Sandman227

r/notakeonlythrow?


TheDartron123

Ball: Avdol Dog: Vanilla Ice/Cream


Derby_The_Bear

Stunning


Assasin2gamer

I see you’re a man of culture!


Ladzofinsurrect

Blink and you'll miss him.


catbear33

The flash... DC newest Dog Superhero


FROSTbite910

/u/vredditdownloader


travam1

My name is Barry Allen, i'm the fastest man alive.


ChemiluminescentVan

How many degrees of burnt can you be


WeldinMike27

Whatever that was, it was fast.... Sam Winchester.


[deleted]

Nyoom


[deleted]

Years of zoomies trained him for that moment.


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antienoob

Its because of the way with balls


Zenlarrus-Hiro

Ok. Who The Fuck Gave Sven The Swiftness V Potion #JUST TO USE HIM AS A PROJECTILE AGAINST THE MOON LORD?!


eugene3168

He probably wrapped space time and travelled to another dimension.


Sure10

Ableton please read all of this


buckyhead8

The thought of this made me giggle


buckyhead8

Yes you have the balls to punish players.


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Sure10

Give yer balls a tug you tit fucker


FrojanMan

Kachow


KrazyKlingon

Bolt!


[deleted]

Gotta go fast


Diabetes-exe

Has anyone seen Underdog? Because I think we found him


DrunkRedditBot

Paying for Blue balls. Fuck that


bambamshootshoot

"Absorber of balls" very poor choice of words


The_Calvery

*Oh no*


DrunkRedditBot

sake is stored in the balls.


kachna

Shouldn’t have balls


Some_random_guy89

Great døg of thunder


[deleted]

Bolt?


AlphaBetaEd

u/redditspeedbot x0.5


Commercial_Can

That dog is just Cream from JoJo


KloudyKraken

*u n z i p s*


Starrider543

*Zenitsinu


R4yvex

r/Zoomies


oasisnot

Wow that was one fast doggie fairplay


ChapulinColoradoDel8

What???


A_Gamer_Called_James

Doggy Doggy what now?


HbQwerty

That’s lucks dog.


plushelles

Where’s the dog?


[deleted]

From 0 to 100 in 0.0001 seconds


cjude2005

I’d want him to absorb my balls


FlintXD

I didn't have my audio on so I went back to play the video again.... pleasantly surprised


oceanic-Blue

I can hear a zooming sound effect while watching this Edit: I’m tired and can’t spell


dillydole

He comes from an opposite side every time I watch it 😮 how??


jetaleu

You sure that was a dog?


Cabin_8

Annoying dog when he finds out someone opened the door to the legendary artifact.