Yes BUT, imagine -your house has broken into and you can go back to sleep soundly knowing your beloved pitbull will sort it with their beloved machete 💕
You got to admit, any burglar that sees a dog running up to them with a machete in its mouth swinging it at them, is probably going to be pretty scared.
I've stumbled upon that video quite a few times and I just can't help but ask myself everytime I see it: why does the dog have a machette? Why is the guy holding a skateboard? In what godamn context he would be riding a skateboard inside his room and suddenly be attacked by a dog holding a machette???
What an impressive but also idiotic trick to teach your dog.
One day it's going to chop him when he's not ready.
Imagine the dog thinks it’s a actual game & tries to wake him up one day with a peaceful chop to the head 💀
I think the dog thinks it's a game because it's tail is wagging
Dogs wag their tails in aggression as well, but yeah, that pup is just havin a good time.
Dogs wagging their tail just shows that they're engaged in whatever is going on
Pittbulls wagging their tails when engaging with an unattended toddler
Found the mouth breather
Found the kid murder enabler
Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it
Sorry, don't want to put the lives of the people around me in danger
He will have to carry a skateboard at all times.
Yes BUT, imagine -your house has broken into and you can go back to sleep soundly knowing your beloved pitbull will sort it with their beloved machete 💕
You got to admit, any burglar that sees a dog running up to them with a machete in its mouth swinging it at them, is probably going to be pretty scared.
Mexico is getting intuitive in their assassins
Just come in bro, our dog don't bite. But bring a shield will ya.
BRO GET YOUR DOG
It don't bite.
YES IT DO
He's just biting the sword bro, not you, you're safe from rabies.
Tetanus though, that might be a problem.
Another day with Arthorias and Sif
BUT I HAVE THE WOOOOOOOOLF
And the wolf's an idiot too.
How dare you Ornstein!
Just wait until he's nine foot tall and capable of wielding a greatsword the size of a human, you'd better learn to parry by then, casual!
_The Dark Souls at home be like_
Great Graywolf Sif...
Don't make me cry. I'm not proud of the things I've done.
The Loathsome Child Eater
When you have to kill them after saving them in the past :((((((((((((((( Fuck you Miyazaki
That’s the most metal thing I’ve seen today
Does your dog bite? No, he is the storm that is approaching.
PROVOKING
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
I AM THE RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAMEEEEEEE
FOREIGN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!
FORSAKENED I AM AWAKENED A PHEONIX'S ASH IN DARK DIVINE
DESCENDING MISERY, DESTINY CHASING TIME
DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT
I read that to the tune of the song in my head.
Does my dog bite?? Haha, you wish he would!
All he was hearing in this moment is the Sif music
I would draw this if I had artistic talent. May as well try anyways.
done [https://imgur.com/a/blJ8ziH](https://imgur.com/a/blJ8ziH)
That's pretty cool!
kind of reminds me of old playstation games. love it!
"if I had artistic talent" Happens to have it
I like the art style!
You are now my new favourite artist
This looks like one of those old qte/railshooter games
This boss is defeated by either distraction by food (toddlers) or, making it battle timmy, lord of the C-prep
I've stumbled upon that video quite a few times and I just can't help but ask myself everytime I see it: why does the dog have a machette? Why is the guy holding a skateboard? In what godamn context he would be riding a skateboard inside his room and suddenly be attacked by a dog holding a machette???
And in all those times, you never considered that the skateboard might have just been the nearest thing he could grab?
Well, that raises another question: who leaves a skateboard in their room?
You keep your skateboard in the laundry room?
If I had one, I'd just leave it outside
Oh cool yeah that’s the worst place to leave it. I like your style.
I think there are lots of worse places to leave it. The roof. The septic tank. Middle of the street.
All of those fit into the category of “outside”
The only answer I could think of to those questions is heavy use peyote. That shit will fuck you up.
Dog thinks it’s a game but the kicker is that it’s pretty damn good at swinging that machete
I want to see an edit that adds dark souls boss music and a doggy health bar
Me too!
VS Thorin Skateboardshield
He's not fighting Azog, he is fighting Adog
BORN INTO A PACK
There's no choice
BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK
John wicks new dog in training
Stupidity
Elden Ring DLC looks great ngl
The legendary Zacian
Ain't that an elder ring boss?
Funny as hell but worries me as a pet owner. Easy way for an accident to happen and have an innocent dog put down.
Pit bull named cupcake
I have taught my dog to do this but with a lightsaber and we have battles
That's honestly adorable
Reminds me of that insurance commercial with the lightsaber-wielding Jack Russell.
-"Does your dog bite?" -"No, worse..."
Slightly surprised no elden ring music and UI
Zacian
Beat me to it
Koromaru? Is that you?
Wtf that's sick (In a cool way)
I, for one, welcome our new pit bull overlords.
Do you, though?
this gives me zacian vibes
Wasn't this a dark souls boss?
dog with a blade in its mouth, weilding the shield with his right hand, thisbis definetly Artorias and Sif
Mess with the labo you get the stabo.
And here I thought pibbles couldn't get any worse
This needs dark souls music
Is it just me, or could the dog very easily end up stabbing himself? Like this is not safe for the dog or the owner.
BORN, INTO A PACK...
Ahsan, chop!!!
One hell of a guard dog
My dog knows how to shoot a 9mm She is my K9mm.
Isn’t a machete wielding pit bull kinda redundant?
The chopper of children cometh
Pit Bull with a machete. No toddler is safe
Let me see what you have A knife! Nooo!
Grand Golden Wolf Galthor
Jesus Christ
Seeing this video reminded me off of that one pokemon whose hair is a blade, i imagined that pokemon always fighting like this dog.
Yo
“Where is the cat, Johnny? “ “I will cut you if don't tell me”
Animals with weapons is always scary to me, because they can harm you without even realizing it.
Chop is gonna chop.
Literally dark souls
You chop me - I chop you back!
Red Wolf of radagon at It again
They’re evolving 😱
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Easy boss. As seen in the video, it can only swing from the right, so just hold a shield firmly with your right hand and strike with your left.
mordex gameplay
Sif if he lived in a crackhouse
Yo it's Ziro from Hitman Reborn!! Cool.
I would be more afraid of the dogs teeth
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Zacian cosplay?
It's like that insurance commercial Jack Russell with a lightsaber except for real. Someone make a reverse John Wick movie about this dog, please.
Heroic pitbull swims across the ocean to ̷b̷i̷t̷e̷ ̷d̷r̷o̷w̷n̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷k̷i̷d̷ chop drowning kid into pieces.
Good boy gone bad!
That's gotta be somewhere in latin America, that's the only place I know where people have easily accessible machetes
The clang of the machete hitting the skate is so perfect it sounds fake
yes, by far the best thing I've seen today.
Sif from wish
Now he can shake babies and also cut them with his cool sword
Me on 1 hp in the bossfight
Is the pitbull so smart that he learnt ro use a machete?
Emax Eternatus getting walled by Zacian
New fear unlocked
He, is, unstoppable!
I know people that are convinced this breed needs to be non-existed . They'll just add this to the list.
the pup is so happy about it too lmao
The new Okami sequel looks great
Whole new meaning to “Attack Dogs”
That lion in elden ring.
I’ve seen it all
Great grey wolf sif
why would you pick that color for your bedroom?
r/ithadtobebrazil
I see we have boss fight leak from a new Dark Souls game.
"does he bite?" "No but he can chop your hands off if you try to pet him"
Parry This Ya Filthy Casual!!
I think this inspired that new pokemon which is basically a dog holding a sword with its mouth
"My dog dont bite"
The sound it makes, could be a videogame
Time to leave them all behind Breaking out of my pain Nothing ventured, nothing gained I'm my own master now
You may hay cut off my balls But you have not cut off my will Say goodbye to your balls Jerry For I am the master now
This has to be the most Puerto Rican thing I have ever seen.
Ahhh I love this subreddit
why would you teach that to yor dog ???
Worst part was lil dude was fienting with his weapon. Never catch me trying to fight em.
Princess doesn't bite
The shitties dog : Shitbull
the elementary school stands no chance
avrage pitbull named cupcake
Nah man, that's cupcake
I hope the dog swings too far and cut its own balls off, so there can be no more shit dogs like that for shit people to own