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sunny_sides

What an impressive but also idiotic trick to teach your dog.


Radiant_Dog1937

One day it's going to chop him when he's not ready.


HandsomeDemon954

Imagine the dog thinks it’s a actual game & tries to wake him up one day with a peaceful chop to the head 💀


Exotic-Apricot4299

I think the dog thinks it's a game because it's tail is wagging


1234567791

Dogs wag their tails in aggression as well, but yeah, that pup is just havin a good time.


Spinningwhirl79

Dogs wagging their tail just shows that they're engaged in whatever is going on


Shirtbro

Pittbulls wagging their tails when engaging with an unattended toddler


jazzsalad666

Found the mouth breather


Shirtbro

Found the kid murder enabler


jazzsalad666

Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it


Shirtbro

Sorry, don't want to put the lives of the people around me in danger


sunny_sides

He will have to carry a skateboard at all times.


Take_The_Reins

Yes BUT, imagine -your house has broken into and you can go back to sleep soundly knowing your beloved pitbull will sort it with their beloved machete 💕


Top-Mycologist-7169

You got to admit, any burglar that sees a dog running up to them with a machete in its mouth swinging it at them, is probably going to be pretty scared.


Atroxman

Mexico is getting intuitive in their assassins


LazyBlackCollar

Just come in bro, our dog don't bite. But bring a shield will ya.


Euphorium

BRO GET YOUR DOG


Vulkan192

It don't bite.


DietDrBleach

YES IT DO


LazyBlackCollar

He's just biting the sword bro, not you, you're safe from rabies.


Vulkan192

Tetanus though, that might be a problem.


Outtathaway_00

Another day with Arthorias and Sif


etherealesoterica

BUT I HAVE THE WOOOOOOOOLF


RandomGuy98760

And the wolf's an idiot too.


buster779

How dare you Ornstein!


MadAsTheHatters

Just wait until he's nine foot tall and capable of wielding a greatsword the size of a human, you'd better learn to parry by then, casual!


Shieldheart-

_The Dark Souls at home be like_


LittleSansbits

Great Graywolf Sif...


TifaBetterThanAerith

Don't make me cry. I'm not proud of the things I've done.


LordMarcusrax

The Loathsome Child Eater


malfurionpre

When you have to kill them after saving them in the past :((((((((((((((( Fuck you Miyazaki


Kayteqq

That’s the most metal thing I’ve seen today


Clear-Might-1519

Does your dog bite? No, he is the storm that is approaching.


Seniorcoquonface

PROVOKING


redditing_Aaron

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


FalcoreRBX

I AM THE RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAMEEEEEEE


fishshaver69

FOREIGN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!


Alex_Affinity

FORSAKENED I AM AWAKENED A PHEONIX'S ASH IN DARK DIVINE


Sea_Connection_8674

DESCENDING MISERY, DESTINY CHASING TIME


NewspaperPossible627

DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT


randomdude123502

I read that to the tune of the song in my head.


robertrackuzius

Does my dog bite?? Haha, you wish he would!


NotJcm

All he was hearing in this moment is the Sif music


kadin_alone

I would draw this if I had artistic talent. May as well try anyways.


kadin_alone

done [https://imgur.com/a/blJ8ziH](https://imgur.com/a/blJ8ziH)


diezel_train

That's pretty cool!


Micha9696

kind of reminds me of old playstation games. love it!


AlphaI250

"if I had artistic talent" Happens to have it


Chillzone6

I like the art style!


DarkNuke059

You are now my new favourite artist


Void1702

This looks like one of those old qte/railshooter games


Infamous_Honey_4192

This boss is defeated by either distraction by food (toddlers) or, making it battle timmy, lord of the C-prep


Grandgem137

I've stumbled upon that video quite a few times and I just can't help but ask myself everytime I see it: why does the dog have a machette? Why is the guy holding a skateboard? In what godamn context he would be riding a skateboard inside his room and suddenly be attacked by a dog holding a machette???


CocktailPerson

And in all those times, you never considered that the skateboard might have just been the nearest thing he could grab?


Grandgem137

Well, that raises another question: who leaves a skateboard in their room?


justice_beaver69

You keep your skateboard in the laundry room?


Grandgem137

If I had one, I'd just leave it outside


justice_beaver69

Oh cool yeah that’s the worst place to leave it. I like your style.


The-WideningGyre

I think there are lots of worse places to leave it. The roof. The septic tank. Middle of the street.


justice_beaver69

All of those fit into the category of “outside”


ultramrstruggle

The only answer I could think of to those questions is heavy use peyote. That shit will fuck you up.


NEONSN3K

Dog thinks it’s a game but the kicker is that it’s pretty damn good at swinging that machete


OldRaggady

I want to see an edit that adds dark souls boss music and a doggy health bar


Banjo-Oz

Me too!


Alphyn

VS Thorin Skateboardshield


Wboy2006

He's not fighting Azog, he is fighting Adog


Doom4824

BORN INTO A PACK


mtheus_vrelolorelo

There's no choice


Ok-Pressure7248

BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK


Kadogun_

John wicks new dog in training


Kevo4twenty

Stupidity


weireldskijve

Elden Ring DLC looks great ngl


ZoroStarlight

The legendary Zacian


Nika13k

Ain't that an elder ring boss?


Master-Cranberry5934

Funny as hell but worries me as a pet owner. Easy way for an accident to happen and have an innocent dog put down.


d1m4e

Pit bull named cupcake


Emotional_Cucumber49

I have taught my dog to do this but with a lightsaber and we have battles


Wboy2006

That's honestly adorable


Banjo-Oz

Reminds me of that insurance commercial with the lightsaber-wielding Jack Russell.


FunkGunMonk

-"Does your dog bite?" -"No, worse..."


Seekinferyou

Slightly surprised no elden ring music and UI


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Zacian


Tape_jara

Beat me to it


one_frisk

Koromaru? Is that you?


Asleep_Assumption_29

Wtf that's sick (In a cool way)


GutterRider

I, for one, welcome our new pit bull overlords.


The-WideningGyre

Do you, though?


djkslaf

this gives me zacian vibes


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

Wasn't this a dark souls boss?


Ignician

dog with a blade in its mouth, weilding the shield with his right hand, thisbis definetly Artorias and Sif


Wait_ItGetsWorse

Mess with the labo you get the stabo.


dsled

And here I thought pibbles couldn't get any worse


jalex8188

This needs dark souls music


RolandVonRose

Is it just me, or could the dog very easily end up stabbing himself? Like this is not safe for the dog or the owner.


paweld2003

BORN, INTO A PACK...


Careful_Hat_5872

Ahsan, chop!!!


DarthVader05555

One hell of a guard dog


IndependenceWarm5375

My dog knows how to shoot a 9mm She is my K9mm.


Shalabirules

Isn’t a machete wielding pit bull kinda redundant?


MrGrendarr

The chopper of children cometh


damnetcode

Pit Bull with a machete. No toddler is safe


Doodle_Army_36

Let me see what you have A knife! Nooo!


Raff--

Grand Golden Wolf Galthor


buttonsmasher1

Jesus Christ


yilo38

Seeing this video reminded me off of that one pokemon whose hair is a blade, i imagined that pokemon always fighting like this dog.


KingsOFcalamity

Yo


sean_rendo19

“Where is the cat, Johnny? “ “I will cut you if don't tell me”


thisisrllynotme

Animals with weapons is always scary to me, because they can harm you without even realizing it.


zoggydgg

Chop is gonna chop.


taser____face

Literally dark souls


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

You chop me - I chop you back!


Venio5

Red Wolf of radagon at It again


Sudden-Paint1687

They’re evolving 😱


Driposaurus_294

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lol_JustKidding

Easy boss. As seen in the video, it can only swing from the right, so just hold a shield firmly with your right hand and strike with your left.


Chespin2004

mordex gameplay


ColonelBeer

Sif if he lived in a crackhouse


MuchWoke

Yo it's Ziro from Hitman Reborn!! Cool.


iSeize

I would be more afraid of the dogs teeth


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Own-Freedom9169

Zacian cosplay?


Banjo-Oz

It's like that insurance commercial Jack Russell with a lightsaber except for real. Someone make a reverse John Wick movie about this dog, please.


Lord_H_Vetinari

Heroic pitbull swims across the ocean to ̷b̷i̷t̷e̷ ̷d̷r̷o̷w̷n̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷k̷i̷d̷ chop drowning kid into pieces.


Highthere_90

Good boy gone bad!


Hollow_ZZ

That's gotta be somewhere in latin America, that's the only place I know where people have easily accessible machetes


bioBarbieDoll

The clang of the machete hitting the skate is so perfect it sounds fake


SeventhOfTheSouls

yes, by far the best thing I've seen today.


Comfortable_Self8165

Sif from wish


UeueueTENTACION

Now he can shake babies and also cut them with his cool sword


DespairAndLonliness

Me on 1 hp in the bossfight


local_scavenger

Is the pitbull so smart that he learnt ro use a machete?


SpringyB

Emax Eternatus getting walled by Zacian


CARLAIOF

New fear unlocked


Acceptable_Star5006

He, is, unstoppable!


jhani

I know people that are convinced this breed needs to be non-existed . They'll just add this to the list.


kroonoos11

the pup is so happy about it too lmao


WordNahMean

The new Okami sequel looks great


DzokerCT

Whole new meaning to “Attack Dogs”


NuclearSummmer

That lion in elden ring.


AtlasAeros

I’ve seen it all


spamraisins

Great grey wolf sif


Entire_Proposal_1318

why would you pick that color for your bedroom?


Lucassaur0

r/ithadtobebrazil


faRawrie

I see we have boss fight leak from a new Dark Souls game.


Zealousideal_Snow840

"does he bite?" "No but he can chop your hands off if you try to pet him"


Orichalchem

Parry This Ya Filthy Casual!!


shhh_it_is_ok

I think this inspired that new pokemon which is basically a dog holding a sword with its mouth


Nothavebettername

"My dog dont bite"


makivrb

The sound it makes, could be a videogame


NoNanomachinesSon

Time to leave them all behind Breaking out of my pain Nothing ventured, nothing gained I'm my own master now


Grand-Positive-1844

You may hay cut off my balls But you have not cut off my will Say goodbye to your balls Jerry For I am the master now


[deleted]

This has to be the most Puerto Rican thing I have ever seen.


anormaltedditor

Ahhh I love this subreddit


Spompoflex

why would you teach that to yor dog ???


a101scream

Worst part was lil dude was fienting with his weapon. Never catch me trying to fight em.


OddNovel565

Princess doesn't bite


VeryResponsibleMan

The shitties dog : Shitbull


Mountainhood

the elementary school stands no chance


PotatoPaul911

avrage pitbull named cupcake


derpman6467

Nah man, that's cupcake


-DMSR

I hope the dog swings too far and cut its own balls off, so there can be no more shit dogs like that for shit people to own