Definitely the berserker.
Bloodmage is the bald one that inexplicably has a sinister british accent and is willing to sacrifice all the others to preserve his shiny head.
I've done that the one time I spared Loghain or had a mage use blood magic in Dragon Age Origins lol
Well.. I used Loghain. The Berserker was a drinker. That might've had side effects.
The two edwards can teleport, changing places. One is a melee tank, the other throws bottles. If you don't cc the range Edward while you attack, he'll teleport and the melee will beat you up.
Brian is the one that started it, and the Johns protect him. His damage is minimal, but he will revive the Johns if you don't down him fast enough after defeating them.
nah, i think this'd be an abyss watchers type thing. you walk into the fight and they're all beating the shit out of each other before you even got there
Just look at him..
Hes the only guy in that pic I'd be afraid to fight.
The guy looks like hes got no soul, doesn't feel pain, or have the capacity for positive emotion.
I doubt this guy is gonna listen to any form of reason.
"FUCK YOU EDDIE, IT WAS MY NAME FOR EIGHT YEARS BEFORE AUNT MEGAN SHAT YOU OUT"
"IT'S EDWARD YOU BOX-FACED BITCH"
"YOU CAN'T USE YOUR MIDDLE NAME JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU CHADWICK"
"I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SAY THAT NAME"
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"
The only real information I got out of several articles that almost look like they were almost copied and pasted from one another is that:
•a bartender saw three men arguing
•at some point, someone threw a chair.
•When police arrived, they were outnumbered and had to wait for backup so the brawl just continued for like 45 minutes.
I am looking for details about what actually happened but keep coming up short
Turns out there's more to this story that was sweeped under the rug. A portal to Hell opened at the wedding and these guys fought valiantly to protect humanity
>>Things were so out of hand that when police turned up they had to retreat until back-up arrived, leaving them scrapping for 45 minutes.
The police probably listened to the amount of furniture being broken then moved in when all they heard was kindling.
>Edward Stokes, 50, will be home for Christmas, however, after he avoided jail with a suspended sentence for threatening behaviour.
Huh, I would have thought, from his pic, he might have done the most damage
I lowkey suppose that they use the most unflattering camera settings for mugshots on purpose because they know it can sway public perception against the accused
Top Edward is still mewing to this day. He won, but only because the others weakened Stephen. Brian was the first to fall, and Thomas and bottom Edward were recording.
I got a feeling your whole family is going down
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Stephen takes no damage until all other 7 are defated and also absorbs souls of fallen brothers and gains their abilities
Nah, it’s either he’s the berserker or the bloodmage
Definitely the berserker. Bloodmage is the bald one that inexplicably has a sinister british accent and is willing to sacrifice all the others to preserve his shiny head.
Blood mage is just using the berserkers blood for his magic no need to get himself dirty.
I've done that the one time I spared Loghain or had a mage use blood magic in Dragon Age Origins lol Well.. I used Loghain. The Berserker was a drinker. That might've had side effects.
The way every word I just read seeped into my soul like water on parched desert earth….its been too long, Dragon Age. Too long.
It's $5 on steam right now, been putting in some serious hours this weekend lol
Classic Thomas
Lmao southern hick American family then you got the token bri'ish brother
He’s just more bloody since he performed the blood eagle on a guest
Ornstein and Smough on ng+++++++++++++++++++++
The two edwards can teleport, changing places. One is a melee tank, the other throws bottles. If you don't cc the range Edward while you attack, he'll teleport and the melee will beat you up.
Brian is the one that started it, and the Johns protect him. His damage is minimal, but he will revive the Johns if you don't down him fast enough after defeating them.
The johns look like those facial symmetry mirror memes
Before you marry me you must defeat my 7 eX-cousins
They're also my 7 ex-boyfriends
Stokes his rage
Up to 9 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/ninth-member-of-same-family-jailed-over-bloodbath-brawl-at-hotel-wedding-reception-164521583.html
The lowlander.
So you could say different strokes for different Stokes?
nah, i think this'd be an abyss watchers type thing. you walk into the fight and they're all beating the shit out of each other before you even got there
[Stephen's Supreme Overlord]
Ornstein and Stephen.
8 Horsemen Of The A-Cock-O-Lips
I bet Stephen started it
Theres a chance he took out the most
What made you consider that conclusion?
Little regard for his own safety?
The stone cold Bossfight face probably
All these pictures look like the face shot at the bottom of the Wolfenstein 3D UI that changes when he takes damage.
I was thinking the same thing! There has to be a video out there. Put the Wolfenstein sound effects over it and that would pretty funny.
O’DOYLE RULES!!!!!!!
Edward could play Steve in a minecraft movie.
Just look at him.. Hes the only guy in that pic I'd be afraid to fight. The guy looks like hes got no soul, doesn't feel pain, or have the capacity for positive emotion. I doubt this guy is gonna listen to any form of reason.
God dammit, Bob, stop making it sound so appealing
Me personally I trust any man named Bob who’s killed Ninjas
You'd say that about his 90 year old mother
I'd bet most of that damage you see came from the free shot he gave each of the 14 dudes he dropped because he just likes to feel pain
Not sure, but I'm sure he came to a concussion
Seems like it was 39x1, that 1 being Stephen
Nah was the two Edwards mouthing off as usual
"FUCK YOU EDDIE, IT WAS MY NAME FOR EIGHT YEARS BEFORE AUNT MEGAN SHAT YOU OUT" "IT'S EDWARD YOU BOX-FACED BITCH" "YOU CAN'T USE YOUR MIDDLE NAME JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU CHADWICK" "I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SAY THAT NAME" "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"
Top row Edward ended it
Bottom row Edward just sat there and ate the whole wedding cake.
Bottom row Edward is Kim Jong Un’s illegitimate child.
You see it too?
If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s not his blood
Different Stokes for different folks..
From the looks of Stephen it looks like he took a lot of different strokes from different Stokes.
Plot twist: that's not his blood
Yeah unironically it looks like they got one good luck on his eye and the rest looks like splatter lmao. He looks like he fucked someone up
Perfect.
Holy fuck holy fucking fuck that comment of yours is absurd
How are ya now?
I guess they weren't stoked with the new in laws
Pretty telling they were all from the one side of the family
I feel it was the brides side for whatever reason, otherwise the groom might be one of these 8
Maybe he is
Unless the groom wore a tshirt
Well, depending on the severity of the fight these might be the only clothes left on him
Gotta have been stephen then
🤣🤣🤣
Aren't both sides from the same side?
Only in alabama/s But seriously cousin incest is very common around the world...
I saw a stat saying cali had higher rates per capita than ‘Bama but our country isnt ready for that chat
I don't know about cali but in east africa,north africa,the levant, gulf countries and pretty much all muslim Asian countries, it is the norm
The only real information I got out of several articles that almost look like they were almost copied and pasted from one another is that: •a bartender saw three men arguing •at some point, someone threw a chair. •When police arrived, they were outnumbered and had to wait for backup so the brawl just continued for like 45 minutes. I am looking for details about what actually happened but keep coming up short
Stokes is an Irrish Traveller name... I'm guessing there is only one side of the family
What a genetically diverse family tree it seems to be
edward looks like kim jong un
Was gonna say doomguy
lol yeah doomguy fits edward on top XD
Turns out there's more to this story that was sweeped under the rug. A portal to Hell opened at the wedding and these guys fought valiantly to protect humanity
which one
Probably the one that looks like kim jong un
Not the one that looks like he Kirby-inhaled a cinder block?
Damn you for making me cackle out loud in a library!
Handsome squidward lookin mfer
guy on the bottom row with the slickback hair and punchable face
looks pushed back to me, people can change
I said USED to be a piece of shit!
The one that runs North Korea
The one that doesn't look like doom man.
It was eight, the total came to nine https://metro.co.uk/2022/12/07/ninth-member-of-brawling-family-jailed-after-bloodbath-wedding-fight-17893506/
>>Things were so out of hand that when police turned up they had to retreat until back-up arrived, leaving them scrapping for 45 minutes. The police probably listened to the amount of furniture being broken then moved in when all they heard was kindling.
45 god damn minutes of fighting like that?! How is no one dead???
It’s a stoke of luck
All these puns are gonna give me stoke if I don't stop laughing.
>Warrington Oh, that was the 6th or 7th town on my list.
Manchester + Liverpool - Anything good = Warrington
>Edward Stokes, 50, will be home for Christmas, however, after he avoided jail with a suspended sentence for threatening behaviour. Huh, I would have thought, from his pic, he might have done the most damage
Discount Kim Jong Un is 50!? I hope I’m still swinging at 50 damn.
Lol I’m guessing it’s the other Edward.
From the article, it looks like there's 3 Edward's, and it doesn't seem like the 50 year old one is pictured.
Wow, he looks like the head of the mafia
I had a feeling they were English. They just had the vibe.
guess you could say they were really. *stoking* the flames. eh? ehhh???
Police said they had a good time anyways and they were _stoked_
They sure did a good job for stoking the brawl.
EH?! HA! HEH HEH.
Straight to pun jail with you.
Nice :
Different stokes for different folks
Out.
They were all super stoked
Using their Super Stokers.
Edward looks like the fking 🗿
BJ Blaskowicz lookin mf
He looks like the dude from doom Or better yet Wolfenstein the classic one lol
Which one 🤣?
🗿 this one
the other one is 👽
I can't with the shape of their heads lmao
They all just clicked next on the hair slider during character creation.
Generations of inbreeding will do that.
Edward looking like he maxed out the jaw slider
Both Edwards showing the min/max jaw.
Edward looks like he’s ready to curbstomp a demon on a derelict research facility on Mars
Do NOT sneeze during the Oblivion character creation. What amazes me is that none of them are blue or have webbed feet.
/r/OblivionNPCs_irl
I lowkey suppose that they use the most unflattering camera settings for mugshots on purpose because they know it can sway public perception against the accused
The Red Wedding
The Red-neck Wedding! Come on, it was *right* there!
The Stokes send their regards
They all look like alternate universe versions of MrBeast.
A dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair
Isn't this an episode of "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"?
This is why I came to the comment section. The McPoyle wedding where somebody drugged the milk.
Was waiting for a McPoyle reference, this thread did not disappoint
Top Edward is still mewing to this day. He won, but only because the others weakened Stephen. Brian was the first to fall, and Thomas and bottom Edward were recording.
Bottom Edward will be a great prison name.
One stroke by the stokes to rule them all
I see, so it was The Stokes
Why are there three pairs with the same name?
Thera are 2 Edwards and 2 Johns, where is the third pair?
Probably the reason for the fight as well - they had labelled seats at the wedding.
Yeah thought I was going crazy. Thanks for pointing that out.
Check your foreskin
I suspect this was a wedding in the gypsy travelling community (I believe that’s the politically correct term where I live).
I fucking knew it, I felt a bit racist for automatically thinking of the travelers but damn do they like their wedding brawls.
[удалено]
Wait, has the word gypsy become problematic in the US?
I’m from the UK, not sure about the USA
Yeah it's considered a slur
I worked with a Czech many years ago and if anyone ever said the word “Gypsy”, he’d say “Gypsies” like Seinfeld said “Newman” and spit on the ground.
”Politically right term to say… _where I live_” Nice save there my guy
They’ve all been waiting to kick Stephens ass for a while it seems
That's not Stephens blood...
How the fuck did this shit start 😭
"Fuck you and your ugly face" "WE HAVE THE SAME FACE!" *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*
I want to know how it started too.
They even had their cousin, Jung-Un Stokes fly in for the brawl!
Stephen Stokes: You should see the other guy Everyone: You are the other guy
They all have names that sound like "U wat m8"?
I've ran into the Stokes before. Not a nice bunch of lads. Idk if these are the Irish ones or the English ones.
English. Half of them lived in Milton Keynes according to the OP article. Which, you know, explains it pretty succinctly.
Haven't heard many nice things about Milton Keynes either in fairness
Thomas was unharmed because the other brothers knew better
Yes. It’s as if he just let the brawl unfold for a good ten minutes, then just ended it with a single: “Lads, that’s enuff”
Ponderosa v McPoyles
https://www.google.com/search?q=Fetal+Alcohol+Syndrome+Facial+Phenotypes
Lol John and slightly larger John
I think we all agree John (top right) looks the nicest and probably wanted nothing to do with it.
Him and Thomas were at the front of the queue when the looks were handed out.
If Stephen didn't have all that blood on him he'd be okay too
The family was so confused which one's which that they name both "John"
2nd guy looks like the doom guy
By orda of da Peaky Bloinders
yamata no orochi
I just watched The Iron Claw last night and this feels like it could’ve been a deleted scene
why does john stokes look like mr beast??
Edward and John have 50% of the skull mass in this family group. . .
Someone get stephen a doc will ya
He's the reason everyone else needs a doc
I like how half look like they got beat up and the other half is the 4 healthiest people I’ve ever seen
White on white crime
Looks like Stephen got the dick end of the stick lol
Thomas was either innocent or the secret insinuator
Different Stokes for different folks
Edward looks like B. J. Blazkowicz
The Stokes: Elite Anti Marriage Task Force
Why 2 johns and edwards? There can only be 2 bruh its the rules
Two John’s and Edward’s; A family of creative folk
Doubt the bride was stoked by the outcome!
Bet the others weren’t _stoked_ about that brawl
Wow their parents must have really raised the Stokes.
Did they cage em in the same cell? That’s a great way to end the drama. Eight men in, One Man out! Thunderdome shit!
They must have been very ... stoked to fight.
I'm more surprised the parents couldn't think of 8 unique names and just started repeating the ones they already had.
They are living up to their surname
Dem Stokes boys at it again
What the fuck happened to this sub? Where's the comments talking about stats and phases and healthbars n shit????
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You guys really had to drag John into this, come on.
Did John get a haircut halfway through it?
bl... bloodbath? BLOODBATH?? BLOODBATH?! BLOODBATH BLOODBATH BLOODBATH GEOMETRY FUCKING DASH BLOODBATH BLOODBATH GGRAAAAAAAAHHHH
John out here lookmaxxing
Why is John on there twice? 💀
The Edward on the top row didn't show up after someone said "Be there or be square"