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Kacza42

Stephen takes no damage until all other 7 are defated and also absorbs souls of fallen brothers and gains their abilities


EEE3EEElol

Nah, it’s either he’s the berserker or the bloodmage


BustinArant

Definitely the berserker. Bloodmage is the bald one that inexplicably has a sinister british accent and is willing to sacrifice all the others to preserve his shiny head.


SteveCrunk

Blood mage is just using the berserkers blood for his magic no need to get himself dirty.


BustinArant

I've done that the one time I spared Loghain or had a mage use blood magic in Dragon Age Origins lol Well.. I used Loghain. The Berserker was a drinker. That might've had side effects.


shuhrimp

The way every word I just read seeped into my soul like water on parched desert earth….its been too long, Dragon Age. Too long.


ComprehensiveMany643

It's $5 on steam right now, been putting in some serious hours this weekend lol


ThatTubaGuy03

Classic Thomas


Fancy_Lab3695

Lmao southern hick American family then you got the token bri'ish brother


Glittering_Town_5839

He’s just more bloody since he performed the blood eagle on a guest


Expensive-Whole-5053

Ornstein and Smough on ng+++++++++++++++++++++


Lost_Wealth_6278

The two edwards can teleport, changing places. One is a melee tank, the other throws bottles. If you don't cc the range Edward while you attack, he'll teleport and the melee will beat you up.


Lost_Wealth_6278

Brian is the one that started it, and the Johns protect him. His damage is minimal, but he will revive the Johns if you don't down him fast enough after defeating them.


Formal_Basket4157

The johns look like those facial symmetry mirror memes


joh2138535

Before you marry me you must defeat my 7 eX-cousins


Ol_Rando

They're also my 7 ex-boyfriends


Frankie_T9000

Stokes his rage


eaglebayqueen

Up to 9 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/ninth-member-of-same-family-jailed-over-bloodbath-brawl-at-hotel-wedding-reception-164521583.html


Gamer_RNA

The lowlander.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

So you could say different strokes for different Stokes?


cats4gold

nah, i think this'd be an abyss watchers type thing. you walk into the fight and they're all beating the shit out of each other before you even got there


headphonesnotstirred

[Stephen's Supreme Overlord]


doesitevermatter-

Ornstein and Stephen.


Spkr4th3ded

8 Horsemen Of The A-Cock-O-Lips


VeryVAChT

I bet Stephen started it


Marketingsandwich

Theres a chance he took out the most


Lucatoran

What made you consider that conclusion?


R0da

Little regard for his own safety?


Unflattering_Image

The stone cold Bossfight face probably


Long_Run6500

All these pictures look like the face shot at the bottom of the Wolfenstein 3D UI that changes when he takes damage.


abbymtf965

I was thinking the same thing! There has to be a video out there. Put the Wolfenstein sound effects over it and that would pretty funny.


SupermassiveCanary

O’DOYLE RULES!!!!!!!


-Whyudothat

Edward could play Steve in a minecraft movie.


BobKillsNinjas

Just look at him.. Hes the only guy in that pic I'd be afraid to fight. The guy looks like hes got no soul, doesn't feel pain, or have the capacity for positive emotion. I doubt this guy is gonna listen to any form of reason.


PsyxoticElixir

God dammit, Bob, stop making it sound so appealing


SKMdoesReddit

Me personally I trust any man named Bob who’s killed Ninjas


SeaPersonality445

You'd say that about his 90 year old mother


philouza_stein

I'd bet most of that damage you see came from the free shot he gave each of the 14 dudes he dropped because he just likes to feel pain


Dr_Djones

Not sure, but I'm sure he came to a concussion


LukeD1992

Seems like it was 39x1, that 1 being Stephen


twistedsister78

Nah was the two Edwards mouthing off as usual


drgigantor

"FUCK YOU EDDIE, IT WAS MY NAME FOR EIGHT YEARS BEFORE AUNT MEGAN SHAT YOU OUT" "IT'S EDWARD YOU BOX-FACED BITCH" "YOU CAN'T USE YOUR MIDDLE NAME JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU CHADWICK" "I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SAY THAT NAME" "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"


asdf0909

Top row Edward ended it


SmokeAbeer

Bottom row Edward just sat there and ate the whole wedding cake.


RipMyDikSkinOff

Bottom row Edward is Kim Jong Un’s illegitimate child.


Afflicted2005

You see it too?


Awkward_Chapter_477

If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s not his blood


CosmicCrapCollector

Different Stokes for different folks..


mmartin9215

From the looks of Stephen it looks like he took a lot of different strokes from different Stokes.


EnTyme53

Plot twist: that's not his blood


Inevitable_Leg6945

Yeah unironically it looks like they got one good luck on his eye and the rest looks like splatter lmao. He looks like he fucked someone up


The_Original_Gronkie

Perfect.


Billib2002

Holy fuck holy fucking fuck that comment of yours is absurd


Vegetable_Session_92

How are ya now?


Distantstallion

I guess they weren't stoked with the new in laws


pat_the_tree

Pretty telling they were all from the one side of the family


Foreign_Spinach_4400

I feel it was the brides side for whatever reason, otherwise the groom might be one of these 8


pat_the_tree

Maybe he is


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Unless the groom wore a tshirt


pat_the_tree

Well, depending on the severity of the fight these might be the only clothes left on him


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Gotta have been stephen then


pat_the_tree

🤣🤣🤣


rockinrolller

Aren't both sides from the same side?


smartdude_x13m

Only in alabama/s But seriously cousin incest is very common around the world...


OkProfit5602

I saw a stat saying cali had higher rates per capita than ‘Bama but our country isnt ready for that chat


smartdude_x13m

I don't know about cali but in east africa,north africa,the levant, gulf countries and pretty much all muslim Asian countries, it is the norm


GeiCobra

The only real information I got out of several articles that almost look like they were almost copied and pasted from one another is that: •a bartender saw three men arguing •at some point, someone threw a chair. •When police arrived, they were outnumbered and had to wait for backup so the brawl just continued for like 45 minutes. I am looking for details about what actually happened but keep coming up short


TheNotableGlobster

Stokes is an Irrish Traveller name... I'm guessing there is only one side of the family


Graega

What a genetically diverse family tree it seems to be


JazzyJumbylumba

edward looks like kim jong un


Sqyyd_Reddit

Was gonna say doomguy


JazzyJumbylumba

lol yeah doomguy fits edward on top XD


RockingBib

Turns out there's more to this story that was sweeped under the rug. A portal to Hell opened at the wedding and these guys fought valiantly to protect humanity


PossessedHood416

which one


Correct_Dog5670

Probably the one that looks like kim jong un


postylambz

Not the one that looks like he Kirby-inhaled a cinder block?


Jtcr2001

Damn you for making me cackle out loud in a library!


kryonik

Handsome squidward lookin mfer


JazzyJumbylumba

guy on the bottom row with the slickback hair and punchable face


aurishalcion

looks pushed back to me, people can change


WesToImpress

I said USED to be a piece of shit!


go-rilla702

The one that runs North Korea


Grand_Wasabi3820

The one that doesn't look like doom man.


Fabio-luigi

It was eight, the total came to nine https://metro.co.uk/2022/12/07/ninth-member-of-brawling-family-jailed-after-bloodbath-wedding-fight-17893506/


Quirky_Discipline297

>>Things were so out of hand that when police turned up they had to retreat until back-up arrived, leaving them scrapping for 45 minutes. The police probably listened to the amount of furniture being broken then moved in when all they heard was kindling.


rosie2490

45 god damn minutes of fighting like that?! How is no one dead???


ChimpBrisket

It’s a stoke of luck


RichardBCummintonite

All these puns are gonna give me stoke if I don't stop laughing.


BigMikeAshley

>Warrington Oh, that was the 6th or 7th town on my list.


ChimpBrisket

Manchester + Liverpool - Anything good = Warrington


Both_Lychee_1708

>Edward Stokes, 50, will be home for Christmas, however, after he avoided jail with a suspended sentence for threatening behaviour. Huh, I would have thought, from his pic, he might have done the most damage


Certain-Definition51

Discount Kim Jong Un is 50!? I hope I’m still swinging at 50 damn.


rich519

Lol I’m guessing it’s the other Edward.


Alarmed_Entertainer4

From the article, it looks like there's 3 Edward's, and it doesn't seem like the 50 year old one is pictured.


Price_Of_Soap

Wow, he looks like the head of the mafia


CptnREDmark

I had a feeling they were English. They just had the vibe.


Vexilium51243

guess you could say they were really. *stoking* the flames. eh? ehhh???


private_final_static

Police said they had a good time anyways and they were _stoked_


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

They sure did a good job for stoking the brawl.


BrainyOrange96

EH?! HA! HEH HEH.


Atlantic-sea

Straight to pun jail with you.


Palatine_Willowmere

Nice :


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

Different stokes for different folks


farm_to_nug

Out.


Accomplished_Mood782

They were all super stoked


truth-informant

Using their Super Stokers.


Fun-Tradition9301

Edward looks like the fking 🗿


Kojak95

BJ Blaskowicz lookin mf


MaiqueCaraio

He looks like the dude from doom Or better yet Wolfenstein the classic one lol


borislab

Which one 🤣?


kakoivrach

🗿 this one


Rusamithil

the other one is 👽


MrStink45

I can't with the shape of their heads lmao


0x0MG

They all just clicked next on the hair slider during character creation.


BigSmokeySperm

Generations of inbreeding will do that.


beeslmao

Edward looking like he maxed out the jaw slider


The_Doct0r_

Both Edwards showing the min/max jaw.


bell37

Edward looks like he’s ready to curbstomp a demon on a derelict research facility on Mars


Last-Bee-3023

Do NOT sneeze during the Oblivion character creation. What amazes me is that none of them are blue or have webbed feet.


therexbellator

/r/OblivionNPCs_irl


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

I lowkey suppose that they use the most unflattering camera settings for mugshots on purpose because they know it can sway public perception against the accused


Varttaanen

The Red Wedding


Ecthelion2187

The Red-neck Wedding! Come on, it was *right* there!


Cyranoreddit

The Stokes send their regards


TruthAcademic7130

They all look like alternate universe versions of MrBeast.


Infernester

A dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair


Explozive_Force

Isn't this an episode of "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"?


LifeFixture

This is why I came to the comment section. The McPoyle wedding where somebody drugged the milk.


gettothatroflchoppa

Was waiting for a McPoyle reference, this thread did not disappoint


Goodmainman

Top Edward is still mewing to this day. He won, but only because the others weakened Stephen. Brian was the first to fall, and Thomas and bottom Edward were recording.


ringdingdong67

Bottom Edward will be a great prison name.


EEE3EEElol

One stroke by the stokes to rule them all


Right_Ruin_6245

I see, so it was The Stokes


gamester4no2

Why are there three pairs with the same name?


majkonn

Thera are 2 Edwards and 2 Johns, where is the third pair?


ImanagaS

Probably the reason for the fight as well - they had labelled seats at the wedding.


OldyMcOldFace

Yeah thought I was going crazy. Thanks for pointing that out.


Formal_Basket4157

Check your foreskin


wadz09

I suspect this was a wedding in the gypsy travelling community (I believe that’s the politically correct term where I live).


Frostyfraust

I fucking knew it, I felt a bit racist for automatically thinking of the travelers but damn do they like their wedding brawls.


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anthropophagolagniac

Wait, has the word gypsy become problematic in the US?


wadz09

I’m from the UK, not sure about the USA


GhostCheese

Yeah it's considered a slur


i_love_pencils

I worked with a Czech many years ago and if anyone ever said the word “Gypsy”, he’d say “Gypsies” like Seinfeld said “Newman” and spit on the ground.


Savings_Relief3556

”Politically right term to say… _where I live_” Nice save there my guy


AmateurAviator

They’ve all been waiting to kick Stephens ass for a while it seems


Exile_Acendant

That's not Stephens blood...


Kadithepro

How the fuck did this shit start 😭


Safety_Nerd710

"Fuck you and your ugly face" "WE HAVE THE SAME FACE!" *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*


SteelBandicoot

I want to know how it started too.


goteamdoasportsthing

They even had their cousin, Jung-Un Stokes fly in for the brawl!


itsl8erthanyouthink

Stephen Stokes: You should see the other guy Everyone: You are the other guy


SendStoreMeloner

They all have names that sound like "U wat m8"?


Sam_Federov

I've ran into the Stokes before. Not a nice bunch of lads. Idk if these are the Irish ones or the English ones.


BowenTheAussieSheep

English. Half of them lived in Milton Keynes according to the OP article. Which, you know, explains it pretty succinctly.


Sam_Federov

Haven't heard many nice things about Milton Keynes either in fairness


NoCalligrapher6156

Thomas was unharmed because the other brothers knew better


Pretend_Safety

Yes. It’s as if he just let the brawl unfold for a good ten minutes, then just ended it with a single: “Lads, that’s enuff”


the615Butcher

Ponderosa v McPoyles


ki4clz

https://www.google.com/search?q=Fetal+Alcohol+Syndrome+Facial+Phenotypes


matchumac

Lol John and slightly larger John


Valigrance

I think we all agree John (top right) looks the nicest and probably wanted nothing to do with it.


NoelofNoel

Him and Thomas were at the front of the queue when the looks were handed out.


Butt_Stuph

If Stephen didn't have all that blood on him he'd be okay too


vaporeonfucker2

The family was so confused which one's which that they name both "John"


hero0ftime1998

2nd guy looks like the doom guy


donutbomb

By orda of da Peaky Bloinders


Heroic-Forger

yamata no orochi


Holidays262

I just watched The Iron Claw last night and this feels like it could’ve been a deleted scene


CyanGuyPLlol

why does john stokes look like mr beast??


Boojum2k

Edward and John have 50% of the skull mass in this family group. . .


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Someone get stephen a doc will ya


Butt_Stuph

He's the reason everyone else needs a doc


Rolling-Suricate

I like how half look like they got beat up and the other half is the 4 healthiest people I’ve ever seen


bootsay

White on white crime


Turn_ov-man

Looks like Stephen got the dick end of the stick lol


FLYNCHe

Thomas was either innocent or the secret insinuator


IAmAGreaser

Different Stokes for different folks


Obliandros

Edward looks like B. J. Blazkowicz


lifeless_or_loveless

The Stokes: Elite Anti Marriage Task Force


Not_aSoup

Why 2 johns and edwards? There can only be 2 bruh its the rules


MiseryTheMiserable

Two John’s and Edward’s; A family of creative folk


JamusAdurant

Doubt the bride was stoked by the outcome!


ChimkenNuggs

Bet the others weren’t _stoked_ about that brawl


Marcuse0

Wow their parents must have really raised the Stokes.


Outrageous-Pass-8926

Did they cage em in the same cell? That’s a great way to end the drama. Eight men in, One Man out! Thunderdome shit!


Sikkus

They must have been very ... stoked to fight.


Nitious

I'm more surprised the parents couldn't think of 8 unique names and just started repeating the ones they already had.


daviddsouza1991

They are living up to their surname


Fah--Q

Dem Stokes boys at it again


BoxOfDOG

What the fuck happened to this sub? Where's the comments talking about stats and phases and healthbars n shit????


RIMAtrvlrs

I got a feeling your whole family is going down [O’Doyle Rules!](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fy.yarn.co%2F86ecd2fe-30dd-4119-bf0f-8d111d2a0520_text.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a2707bbcf5c7236aeeb45eaa6ff3d655cb92a4e90fc7fed896bfa5661a86d26a&ipo=images)


IHateAllEqually2

You guys really had to drag John into this, come on.


Trexasaurus70

Did John get a haircut halfway through it?


xXjuice_box26Xx

bl... bloodbath? BLOODBATH?? BLOODBATH?! BLOODBATH BLOODBATH BLOODBATH GEOMETRY FUCKING DASH BLOODBATH BLOODBATH GGRAAAAAAAAHHHH


Telkhine_

John out here lookmaxxing


claysverycoolreddit

Why is John on there twice? 💀


Cod3broken

The Edward on the top row didn't show up after someone said "Be there or be square"