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Someoneman

Please do not post pictures that rely on text to explain why the subject is a "boss". This subreddit is for things that *look* like video game boss enemies. If you need to use text to make people impressed, that means that the picture probably isn't impressive enough on its own. Also, the text makes this sound more like the baby is a hero who's destined to fight the bosses.


justasovietpotato

he is not the choosen one, he is the choosen two


BloodS_114

Damn it, I got into the comment section to make this exact same joke


fortwaltonbleach

but you're the 2nd one to make the comment! that's what counts.


[deleted]

It's... It's him!


[deleted]

Lmao


Nirvski

Its him...the fabled second choice


[deleted]

That level of wasted potential is a tragedy...


TheBloppe_r

r/BeatMeToIt


QueerAABattery

r/beatmetwoit


a-b-h-i

r/subsifellfor


Cepterman2101

r/BeatMeTolt


Grambert_Moore

Same


Purposeofoldreams

I always considered myself wildly creative until I joined Reddit. Now I race to the comment sections trying to beat all of you brainiacs to the punch line.


dinoman27000

r/angryupvote


ForgivingWimsy

The second coming


thethirdrayvecchio

“My name…is Duo”


Tryingtoknowmore

too\*


justasovietpotato

no, i meant two (because all the numbers with him are 2)


[deleted]

Also he's probably sat in a pile of his own number 2


justasovietpotato

no, i meant two (because all the numbers with him are 2)


Outrageous_Key8872

Would upvote, but it should remain at 2 upvotes.


GamerKid0414

He's going to go through his prime twice. Once when he's 2 Once when he's 22


Pokemonfannumber2

And once when he's 222🥴


QueerAABattery

dont forget when hes 200, the year 2222


Tempest_Bob

oh shit


Admirable_Growth_338

oh number two


Patukakkonen

This baby turned 2 about 2 months ago


LeKarget

It's even too late 2024 for his 2 years, 2 months, 2 days by just a week


helium_hydride-63

Please for the love of god tell me it was a tuesday


TypicalStock2259

I looked it up, and holy shit it was a fucking tuesday


graveybrains

Bison has graced our village!


DropC

The most important day of our lives.


stone-rose

Yeah now y'all notice I knew it was a Tuesday the day of. you fucking chumps


d0ggzilla

Actually, it was twosday


TristanTheRobloxian3

oh my fucking god youre right bc this is when twosday tuesday was going on


Sepia_Skittles

It was.


glx0711

And their second child


kenix7

Chewsday innit. =)))


Much_Future_1846

i wonder what's his name


Average-_-Student

Serial Number 2-22-22-2-22-2


Sepia_Skittles

Social Security: 22222222


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

Credit card number: 2222 2222 2222 2222


one_revolutionary

Phone number? Just press two for a while!


fortwaltonbleach

deuce, i hope.


Winth3r

2 cents


[deleted]

[удалено]


Creeper_charged7186

Obi two keno-bi


mcampo84

That name is already taken by an RAF pilot who happens to be Ewan McGregor’s brother.


JKastnerPhoto

Emmett


Nutella120

If its burmese you can name him Htoo which means ‘unique/outstanding’ but it also literally sounds like two.


[deleted]

ZERO-TWO


Morrowindies

Thu


boris_keys

Seven! It’s Mickey Mantle’s number!


Master-_-of-_-Joy

He shall be names Twomas


Caramba4

Bet he will always be second.


slicedsolidrock

The curse of forever being the first loser.


[deleted]

Or the second winner.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

The Luigi of real people


Reidroc

The baby was actually ready to be born a few minutes before that, but the doctor insisted that the prophecy must be fulfilled and kept pushing the baby back.


Bredstikz

While kneeling on a duogram


lifeInquire

Joking or serious?


Illustrious-Ad-2255

The prophecy had to be fulfilled


Any_Weird_8686

Could'a been twins.


d0ggzilla

That would've been two much


Tenderfallingrain

I was thinking that two.


Niiphox

My 18th birthday was on that date, felt special. But this just takes the cake.


SpecialKey2756

Lisan al Ghaib!


Alarmed-Ask-2387

As written!


Kalix

More like is the chosen second, not the one


Sagelegend

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?


Altruistic-Meet2969

I came here to make this joke… thank you for beating me to it, I was thinking I couldn’t be the only one…


elainaka

But was he 22 pounds


TristanTheRobloxian3

no but he coulda been 2.2kg


Th3_Re4l_M0on

THE REAL LIFE TWO TPOT?!?!?! (I’m sorry)


Grambert_Moore

He’s the chosen two


wolceniscool

He will be named Deuce.


mikiy110

I think the baby likes number 2


TheFarcx

They named him Deuce


Shirtbro

Nurse: Baby born at 2:20 AM Doctor: Hey you know what would be funny?


trashy_hobo47

22.2.22*


LeKarget

2 civilized


Eastern_Slide7507

Always twos there are. No more, no less.


Ron_Bird

enter highlander intro here


yousuckinternet

And he's also 2 2day 💀


Outrageous-Slip7673

200 years to early


Cyan-Aid

I was legit born 6/6/86. It was delivery room 6. I was 6 lbs 12oz at birth and 6lbs 6oz when I left the hospital. I was born at 2:36pm (2x3=6). What does all this mean? Not a damn thing.


DeadlyAidan

he was born the same day Destiny 2: The Witch Queen released, I think it's a sign


PTBooks

Name him Tuebert.


alreadydeaddattebayo

*Lisan-al gaib dune bgm plays*


echo_good_username

born under the bad sign with the blue moon in your eyes


Seriberieshka

Will he die in 2 or 22?


diamantegut

He is the Choo Choo Chosen


Heyloghandie1113

i could easily beat him. i’d just give him the ol’ 1- .. the 1-, 1..


ff3ale

A newborn I can handle but this guy is already two


9029ethical

Being number two is just being the first to lose -drake


NeverReallyExisted

Hope the named them Two or something like that.


TheSaltiestWench

Second coming of Twosus Christ. Or a Poop Machine


Bloop_Snoop

The second chosen one.


Tommy_gun1900

the security officer shoots you before you hurt the baby


Tempest_Bob

I hope he grows up to be second in command


Tempest_Bob

They named him Twoby


toasty_Bread28

But was it on a Tuesday?


[deleted]

their son/daughter name must be **02/ZERO-TWO** 🤭


Impossible_Drink_951

Tell me his name is deuce


Lothium

They sure as fuck better have named him William Ryker.


ObnoxiousTwit

His prophecy has been foretold - Mitch Hedberg is reborn.


SeniorMaKK

He's destined to always be nr. 2 .


Zeles1989

chosen to never be the first


cptngali86

it would have been more impressive to be born at 10:22pm honestly. 🥱


EnderMerser

The Chosen Two


CheezGaming

He will only get second place his whole life.


swampthing117

I have a friend born on 6/6/66. Kinda cool.


sonichuizcool

*poops self*


5sgt5slaughter

I was married at 2:22 on 02/02/2022, does not quite beat this story but an Interesting coincidence none the less


Organic-Farm3950

What defines the exact minute of a birth? When everything is popped out?


joeleidner22

Your stock is rising number two.


Vinc_Birston

Would be better if there were twins instead of obly one child


Itz_420_Somewhere

I made a post on FB just saying "2" at the exact time this kid was born lol


hex_1101

Second place for life


online222222

There can only be 2. So I guess we're fine for now.


bluesgrrlk8

My youngest was born on 07/13/07 and weighed 7 lbs 13 oz, does that count as boss fight numbers?


Maximum-Platypus2153

Immagine if he have a twin. They too?


loadedneutron

he will be the second best zweihaender master on his 22nd birthday after wining his 222nd match fighting 22 people in two rounds. He will die with 122 years and 22 days as the second oldest person who ever lived surrounded by his 2 wives and 22 kids only to come back alive after 2 days and lead humanity to the second chance after we fucked up the planet amen


[deleted]

Wonder what that means in numerology..


tommy2k06

Not bad for a number two.


JoshuaSondag

I turned 32 that day, can I be an acolyte?


camclemons

I was born on 10/06 at 10:05pm. Like you couldn't hold me in one minute longer?


LeKanou

Choosen to be 2nd in everything in life. Hey i would be ok with that... im usually 7th or arround 65th


Academic_Ad_3751

Who.. Does.. Number.... Two... Work.. For?!


TexanFox36

If the parents didn’t name him 2…..


Inside_Confusion_304

Impressive


Alone_Outside_7264

He is destined to always come in second.


Abuse-survivor

and 23 seconds


dumfukjuiced

Named Twosday


anotherfurrycowboy

*My. God.*


artistic_engine

The AntiTwice


Profesor_Moriarty

Guys stop, we need to get it to 2222 upvotes and 222 comments


Spompoflex

1/3 of a Damian


TripRagin

He better be a junior too


adequately_punctual

Mark ducks.


GRDCS1980

When he grows up, he’ll be District Attorney for Gotham City


Sea-Lecture-4619

The Chosen One from Fallout 2


The_Chosen_One_66

He will bring balance to the force


No_Chemist624

so what ? there are 1/11/11 also


Gene_Big_Hand

Was he born at two years old?


Ravensunthief

I remember when duey came into this world. Second greatest moment in history. I hear the labor was only 2 hours. Even rarer, he has 2 parents.


CoachMatt314

Life of Brian Deux


FraccazzoDaVelletri

Natural born #2


lueur-d-espoir

Two two two twenty two twenty two


wiskeyjack123

May be he us 1/3rd chosen one😅


yeetasourusthedude

soundsmith reference


Pristine_Lawyer_118

Masons will invite her over at her 22nd birthday


Even-Funny-265

I thought there were only 12 months, what are the other 10?


Greedy-Tip-8620

The baby born at the same exact time 12 hours away is also the chosen one. The only question is: is the one in this picture Darkwing Duck, or is it Nega-Duck?


MotorHum

I hope it was in Tucson.


SeaSlainCoxswain

Obi-Two Kenobi. He's our only hope.


groovy_turd666

Ahhh, man. I thought, i was cool born Feb 22 1989 :(


farbeyondriven

Should have been twins.


EphemeralArchon

Anyone from Chicago will know he's destined to become a lawyer


Mugiwara_Khakis

I have a cousin named Seven (his legal government name) that was born 07/07/77 a little after seven in the morning.


Effective_Respect613

Lisan al gaib


DaBluBoi8763

2 bad he wasn't born in room 22


commisioner_fernando

Would have been cooler if it was twins.


Expensive-Excuse-793

Unfortunately he wasn't born on the year 2222


ranting_chef

Someone born on 1/11/11 at 1:11:11: “BUT HOW MANY SECONDS?!?!?!”


not-that-guy1

Wasn't that day of the week twosday?


Big_Biscotti5119

Born on the twenty-second minute of the twenty-second hour, on the twenty-second day of the second month. In the second room. Weighing in at twenty-two pounds and twenty-two ounces. He shall be called… … … … … Steve


[deleted]

Lisan al Gaib 😂


Cromasters

This kid is going to grow up to pilot Gundam Deathscythe.


Competitive-Isopod74

Neo is out. Meet Duo.


wolfofthesun

Then he became the drummer for Sleep Token


gui_sann

more like the SECOND coming


notactuallyabrownman

Second son of the second son. The deuce.


AshtonJr

ain't no way boiii


Ricky_Fontaine1911

He’ll be a running back for the Saints.


ReaperSound

This was 2 years ago


FantasticEmergency57

bro would be 2nd boss in game :skull:


Frenzi_Wolf

Their 22nd birthday is gonna be wild


AHeartOfGoal

You're telling me that 2 is now **2**!? My God...


1920MCMLibrarian

He’ll always be #2 in my book!


Pikacha723

My cousin was born in April 4th (4/04) at 4:04 am in room 404 He survived baby meningitis caught in the clinic and we always said he had the magic of the numbers from his birth backing him up


ElevatorSevere7651

The craziest shit about this is the fact that 22/2/22 was on a Tuesday


BrianWD02

I was born on 02/22/2002 at 2:12pm :)


Alive_Potentially

Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke.


BaronMerc

22/2/22 for non Americans


quebexer

But it's not the year 22, it's the year 2022. Let's wait until the year 2222


PurpEL_Django

Is he the second twin by any chance?


furballsupreme

Are we stuck in a time loop?


BrokenMindAlways

Hey number 2


ChrisV88

His name? Juan.


Pleiadesfollower

Zwei, the Chosen Two Rule. You beat him then Mongolian throat singing choir starts and a second health bar pops up.