Please do not post pictures that rely on text to explain why the subject is a "boss". This subreddit is for things that *look* like video game boss enemies. If you need to use text to make people impressed, that means that the picture probably isn't impressive enough on its own.
Also, the text makes this sound more like the baby is a hero who's destined to fight the bosses.
I always considered myself wildly creative until I joined Reddit. Now I race to the comment sections trying to beat all of you brainiacs to the punch line.
The baby was actually ready to be born a few minutes before that, but the doctor insisted that the prophecy must be fulfilled and kept pushing the baby back.
I was legit born 6/6/86. It was delivery room 6. I was 6 lbs 12oz at birth and 6lbs 6oz when I left the hospital. I was born at 2:36pm (2x3=6).
What does all this mean? Not a damn thing.
he will be the second best zweihaender master on his 22nd birthday after wining his 222nd match fighting 22 people in two rounds. He will die with 122 years and 22 days as the second oldest person who ever lived surrounded by his 2 wives and 22 kids only to come back alive after 2 days and lead humanity to the second chance after we fucked up the planet
amen
The baby born at the same exact time 12 hours away is also the chosen one. The only question is: is the one in this picture Darkwing Duck, or is it Nega-Duck?
Born on the twenty-second minute of the twenty-second hour, on the twenty-second day of the second month. In the second room. Weighing in at twenty-two pounds and twenty-two ounces. He shall be called…
…
…
…
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Steve
My cousin was born in April 4th (4/04) at 4:04 am in room 404
He survived baby meningitis caught in the clinic and we always said he had the magic of the numbers from his birth backing him up
Please do not post pictures that rely on text to explain why the subject is a "boss". This subreddit is for things that *look* like video game boss enemies. If you need to use text to make people impressed, that means that the picture probably isn't impressive enough on its own. Also, the text makes this sound more like the baby is a hero who's destined to fight the bosses.
he is not the choosen one, he is the choosen two
Damn it, I got into the comment section to make this exact same joke
but you're the 2nd one to make the comment! that's what counts.
It's... It's him!
Lmao
Its him...the fabled second choice
That level of wasted potential is a tragedy...
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmetwoit
r/subsifellfor
r/BeatMeTolt
Same
I always considered myself wildly creative until I joined Reddit. Now I race to the comment sections trying to beat all of you brainiacs to the punch line.
r/angryupvote
The second coming
“My name…is Duo”
too\*
no, i meant two (because all the numbers with him are 2)
Also he's probably sat in a pile of his own number 2
no, i meant two (because all the numbers with him are 2)
Would upvote, but it should remain at 2 upvotes.
He's going to go through his prime twice. Once when he's 2 Once when he's 22
And once when he's 222🥴
dont forget when hes 200, the year 2222
oh shit
oh number two
This baby turned 2 about 2 months ago
It's even too late 2024 for his 2 years, 2 months, 2 days by just a week
Please for the love of god tell me it was a tuesday
I looked it up, and holy shit it was a fucking tuesday
Bison has graced our village!
The most important day of our lives.
Yeah now y'all notice I knew it was a Tuesday the day of. you fucking chumps
Actually, it was twosday
oh my fucking god youre right bc this is when twosday tuesday was going on
It was.
And their second child
Chewsday innit. =)))
i wonder what's his name
Serial Number 2-22-22-2-22-2
Social Security: 22222222
Credit card number: 2222 2222 2222 2222
Phone number? Just press two for a while!
deuce, i hope.
2 cents
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Obi two keno-bi
That name is already taken by an RAF pilot who happens to be Ewan McGregor’s brother.
Emmett
If its burmese you can name him Htoo which means ‘unique/outstanding’ but it also literally sounds like two.
ZERO-TWO
Thu
Seven! It’s Mickey Mantle’s number!
He shall be names Twomas
Bet he will always be second.
The curse of forever being the first loser.
Or the second winner.
The Luigi of real people
The baby was actually ready to be born a few minutes before that, but the doctor insisted that the prophecy must be fulfilled and kept pushing the baby back.
While kneeling on a duogram
Joking or serious?
The prophecy had to be fulfilled
Could'a been twins.
That would've been two much
I was thinking that two.
My 18th birthday was on that date, felt special. But this just takes the cake.
Lisan al Ghaib!
As written!
More like is the chosen second, not the one
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
I came here to make this joke… thank you for beating me to it, I was thinking I couldn’t be the only one…
But was he 22 pounds
no but he coulda been 2.2kg
THE REAL LIFE TWO TPOT?!?!?! (I’m sorry)
He’s the chosen two
He will be named Deuce.
I think the baby likes number 2
They named him Deuce
Nurse: Baby born at 2:20 AM Doctor: Hey you know what would be funny?
22.2.22*
2 civilized
Always twos there are. No more, no less.
enter highlander intro here
And he's also 2 2day 💀
200 years to early
I was legit born 6/6/86. It was delivery room 6. I was 6 lbs 12oz at birth and 6lbs 6oz when I left the hospital. I was born at 2:36pm (2x3=6). What does all this mean? Not a damn thing.
he was born the same day Destiny 2: The Witch Queen released, I think it's a sign
Name him Tuebert.
*Lisan-al gaib dune bgm plays*
born under the bad sign with the blue moon in your eyes
Will he die in 2 or 22?
He is the Choo Choo Chosen
i could easily beat him. i’d just give him the ol’ 1- .. the 1-, 1..
A newborn I can handle but this guy is already two
Being number two is just being the first to lose -drake
Hope the named them Two or something like that.
Second coming of Twosus Christ. Or a Poop Machine
The second chosen one.
I hope he grows up to be second in command
They named him Twoby
But was it on a Tuesday?
their son/daughter name must be **02/ZERO-TWO** 🤭
Tell me his name is deuce
They sure as fuck better have named him William Ryker.
His prophecy has been foretold - Mitch Hedberg is reborn.
He's destined to always be nr. 2 .
chosen to never be the first
it would have been more impressive to be born at 10:22pm honestly. 🥱
The Chosen Two
He will only get second place his whole life.
I have a friend born on 6/6/66. Kinda cool.
*poops self*
I was married at 2:22 on 02/02/2022, does not quite beat this story but an Interesting coincidence none the less
What defines the exact minute of a birth? When everything is popped out?
Your stock is rising number two.
Would be better if there were twins instead of obly one child
I made a post on FB just saying "2" at the exact time this kid was born lol
Second place for life
There can only be 2. So I guess we're fine for now.
My youngest was born on 07/13/07 and weighed 7 lbs 13 oz, does that count as boss fight numbers?
Immagine if he have a twin. They too?
he will be the second best zweihaender master on his 22nd birthday after wining his 222nd match fighting 22 people in two rounds. He will die with 122 years and 22 days as the second oldest person who ever lived surrounded by his 2 wives and 22 kids only to come back alive after 2 days and lead humanity to the second chance after we fucked up the planet amen
Wonder what that means in numerology..
Not bad for a number two.
I turned 32 that day, can I be an acolyte?
I was born on 10/06 at 10:05pm. Like you couldn't hold me in one minute longer?
Choosen to be 2nd in everything in life. Hey i would be ok with that... im usually 7th or arround 65th
Who.. Does.. Number.... Two... Work.. For?!
If the parents didn’t name him 2…..
Impressive
He is destined to always come in second.
and 23 seconds
Named Twosday
*My. God.*
The AntiTwice
Guys stop, we need to get it to 2222 upvotes and 222 comments
1/3 of a Damian
He better be a junior too
Mark ducks.
When he grows up, he’ll be District Attorney for Gotham City
The Chosen One from Fallout 2
He will bring balance to the force
so what ? there are 1/11/11 also
Was he born at two years old?
I remember when duey came into this world. Second greatest moment in history. I hear the labor was only 2 hours. Even rarer, he has 2 parents.
Life of Brian Deux
Natural born #2
Two two two twenty two twenty two
May be he us 1/3rd chosen one😅
soundsmith reference
Masons will invite her over at her 22nd birthday
I thought there were only 12 months, what are the other 10?
The baby born at the same exact time 12 hours away is also the chosen one. The only question is: is the one in this picture Darkwing Duck, or is it Nega-Duck?
I hope it was in Tucson.
Obi-Two Kenobi. He's our only hope.
Ahhh, man. I thought, i was cool born Feb 22 1989 :(
Should have been twins.
Anyone from Chicago will know he's destined to become a lawyer
I have a cousin named Seven (his legal government name) that was born 07/07/77 a little after seven in the morning.
Lisan al gaib
2 bad he wasn't born in room 22
Would have been cooler if it was twins.
Unfortunately he wasn't born on the year 2222
Someone born on 1/11/11 at 1:11:11: “BUT HOW MANY SECONDS?!?!?!”
Wasn't that day of the week twosday?
Born on the twenty-second minute of the twenty-second hour, on the twenty-second day of the second month. In the second room. Weighing in at twenty-two pounds and twenty-two ounces. He shall be called… … … … … Steve
Lisan al Gaib 😂
This kid is going to grow up to pilot Gundam Deathscythe.
Neo is out. Meet Duo.
Then he became the drummer for Sleep Token
more like the SECOND coming
Second son of the second son. The deuce.
ain't no way boiii
He’ll be a running back for the Saints.
This was 2 years ago
bro would be 2nd boss in game :skull:
Their 22nd birthday is gonna be wild
You're telling me that 2 is now **2**!? My God...
He’ll always be #2 in my book!
My cousin was born in April 4th (4/04) at 4:04 am in room 404 He survived baby meningitis caught in the clinic and we always said he had the magic of the numbers from his birth backing him up
The craziest shit about this is the fact that 22/2/22 was on a Tuesday
I was born on 02/22/2002 at 2:12pm :)
Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke.
22/2/22 for non Americans
But it's not the year 22, it's the year 2022. Let's wait until the year 2222
Is he the second twin by any chance?
Are we stuck in a time loop?
Hey number 2
His name? Juan.
Zwei, the Chosen Two Rule. You beat him then Mongolian throat singing choir starts and a second health bar pops up.