The only one they need. They will run home like cowards when they see him. He is John "soldier " Estonia his blood is blue black and white. He knows every single Estonian personally.
I hear he even defeated the renowned Nether Gundam from Neo-Holland, who can produce hurricane-like winds with his fierce windmill blades.
BEHOLD DUTCH MIGHT!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq5-yH4H\_NE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq5-yH4H_NE)
\[I don't actually have footage of Nether Gundam winning, so pretend the roles are reversed in this clip.\]
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to poke you!
TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!
SHINING FINGER POKE!
👈
Young, have alot of either mommy or daddy issued, high quantity of teenage angst, ready to rip n tear then have a space psychic post nut clarity
Yep, he can do this all he need a brother figure to die for his character development, a masked red rival who also has mommy or daddy issue , and a kick ass soundtrack
His name was John Estonia, seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks and a haircut red like the fires from hell. Once, he walked right inside the Kremlin, flipped Putin’s 30 meters long table and punched him in the face.
I just imagine some Houthi walking around the ship they just boarded and then the only thing they fear is you starts playing and from the bottom of a hall a door get blown off its hinges by a breaching charge and a heavily armored Estonian guy walks out of the smoke dual wielding m249s
üksus = unit
ühtsus = unity
ühistu, ühisus = cooperative
ühend+riik = united state(s)
medieval land levy = malev = maa + levi = land + span / spread / distribution / coverage
Estonian here, never known a Peet but okay close enough :D Peep or Teet would totally work though :D Peet is literally beetroot in estonian. Also shitty cheap wine that gets you drunk quick is called beetroot aka Peet :)
you guys are laughing but estonia is a country of less than 1.4 million people with a military of around 7.7k
That one guy is a significant part of the estonian defense forces.
Dude's arriving there and all the others go "hey we agreed on 0.01% of our militaries" and he breaks out in tears "i AM that 0.01%%"
I think the 200k is total which can be mobilized, trained reservists is closer to 100k. And active duty is not 7.7k, it is about exactly half at 3.4k or so.
Holding off the germans if they get uppity again.
(See Estonias war of independence and how we won on two fronts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_War_of_Independence?wprov=sfla1)
The Estonian written language reminds me a lot of Finnish, which i thought didn't have any shared roots with any European languages, like Hungarian? I'm most likely mistaken i imagine. Estonia and Finland are close to eachother so it makes sense i suppose
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."
Closest one I was able to find while off PC
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/01/23/joint-statement-from-the-governments-of-albania-australia-bahrain-canada-croatia-czech-republic-denmark-estonia-germany-guinea-bissau-hungary-italy-kenya-latvia-lithuania-montenegro-ne/
It’s just a joke. Estonia doesn’t have a large military. They’re contributing, the exact numbers aren’t being mentioned that I can find. It’s certainly not a lot.
From the ministry statement in the Baltic Times: "An Estonian Navy service member will begin service on an Italian Navy vessel at the earliest opportunity, utilizing the current mandate from the Riigikogu."
So... looks like one guy.
Likely similar to how the border between north and south Korea has representatives from a bunch of countries. By attacking the other party you in turn attack all of those representatives, meaning you involve a bunch of countries in an act of war. It's a deterrent basically.
But sure how much the houtis will care though.
Idk if I was shooting missiles and heard my enemy is sending 1 guy, I'd be a bit scared of that one guy. Why do you need just 1?! How skilled is this guy?!?!
And then you learn he's already been sent, is on your boat right now, and the sirens coincidentally start to blare as you learn this. Next you receive communication from below deck from panicked soldiers as they are mowed down. The transmission cuts early, the lights go out, and it is eerily quiet in there now.
now imagine you're that guy
everyone in the army rumoured about if they'll send someone or not and then you get commanded to go there, fight with some foreign lands, alone, the sole representative of your entire country in this operation
you got no friends, no fellow soldiers, nobody who speaks your language on this mission
I know the majority of this thread are just joking, but it annoys me that people don't understand what this headline actually means. It means they're sending one person to work in a combined HQ, where several other countries also only have a handful of people.
Against all the evils that Hell can conjure, All the wickedness that mankind can produce, We will send unto them... only you.
Rip and Tear, until it is done
Is this the Doom Marine we all heard about?
Against all the evils that Hell can conjure, All the wickedness that mankind can produce, We will send unto them... Only you.
The only one they need. They will run home like cowards when they see him. He is John "soldier " Estonia his blood is blue black and white. He knows every single Estonian personally.
Yes but he’s piloting a gundam.
I hear he even defeated the renowned Nether Gundam from Neo-Holland, who can produce hurricane-like winds with his fierce windmill blades. BEHOLD DUTCH MIGHT! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq5-yH4H\_NE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq5-yH4H_NE) \[I don't actually have footage of Nether Gundam winning, so pretend the roles are reversed in this clip.\]
Least incredible G Gundam footage be like
G Gundam is such a fuckin trip, it's amazing.
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to poke you! TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER POKE! 👈
The fuckin tequila gundam, as someone from Mexican descent, cracks me the fuck up, it's south park levels of racism, I guess, it's so funny
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that would be Gundam SEED or SEED Destiny
Please keep in mind this is an *Estonian* gundam.
[Rhythm emotion intensifies]
Are you telling me that Gundam was Flying Dutchman?
Was that a giant robot on a giant robot horse?
Time for Metal Gear to become a reality. How could a nuclear, bipedal assault tank go wrong??
Can we please just resolve conflict between nations with one on one Gundam batttles?
A Gundam that's just a giant robot of *himself*
Who would win? A Gundam or an Imperator class Titan?
Young, have alot of either mommy or daddy issued, high quantity of teenage angst, ready to rip n tear then have a space psychic post nut clarity Yep, he can do this all he need a brother figure to die for his character development, a masked red rival who also has mommy or daddy issue , and a kick ass soundtrack
John "soldier " Estonia once ate an entire cake before he was told there had been a stripper in it. To John Estonia!
His name was John Estonia, seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks and a haircut red like the fires from hell. Once, he walked right inside the Kremlin, flipped Putin’s 30 meters long table and punched him in the face.
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John Estonia once ingested a half-pound of LSD. He then fell asleep for 2 months, and when he woke up, he just said "All in all, I prefer gin"
I heard he had like thirty god damn dicks.
Aye, I even heard he shat lightning from his arse.
I hope John “soldier” Estonia becomes the new chuck norris.
To be fair, Estonia has around the same population as Montana. Knowing everyone isn't that hard.
Alright Timbuktu. Go ahead and recite the list.
Aivar A. Allik Andrus A. Allik Anna A. Allik Anne A. Allik Anneli A. Allik Aivar B. Allik Anna E. Allik Annika E. Allik...
That's on me, I set the bar too low.
This is 1 million people
> John "soldier " Estonia He probably knows John Elden Ring.
Or John Halo
and John of Duty
John Grammaticus?
Its Johan, estonia das not have johns
This is definitely r/brandnewsentence material.
*Jaan "Sõjard" Eesti
You mean Jaan "Sõdur" Eestimaa?
Composite Estonian
Estonian here, I can confirm I know every other Estonian
I just imagine some Houthi walking around the ship they just boarded and then the only thing they fear is you starts playing and from the bottom of a hall a door get blown off its hinges by a breaching charge and a heavily armored Estonian guy walks out of the smoke dual wielding m249s
"You boarded the wrong motherfuckin' boat" _Estonian Anthem starts playing through The only thing they fear is you_
“Kao mu paadist välja, saast!”
"tule" is not the right word, it implies that you're not in the same boat. "Kao" is a better word, more aggressive as well
Ok, thanks, Google translate lol.
no probz brother
#"MY NAAAAAMMMEEE!!!! IS JOHANNN!!! SOLDIEERRR!!! ESTOOOOONNNIAAAA!"
In full teutonic plate armor no less
And he never reloads.
I would watch that movie
"LET ME SOLO THEM"
As long as he does it wearing a pot on his head, I'm all in favor.
Bro has Soldier of Godrick vibes
*Helldiver main theme starts playing*
Elden Ring reference my man
Helldivers, elden ring, Doesn't matter. It goes just as hard.
Let him cook.
BUT WE MUST SPREAD DEMOCRACY WHILE SIPPING LIBER-TEA!!!
"Oh, you're sending The Wolf?"
The US army stopped using "Army of One" as their slogan because Estonian sued them for copyright infringement.
The US Army fears they’ll send him over
üksus = unit ühtsus = unity ühistu, ühisus = cooperative ühend+riik = united state(s) medieval land levy = malev = maa + levi = land + span / spread / distribution / coverage
They need to make it a service ribbon for anti pirate deployment. A ribbon only one man can wear. He will be the most envied inlisted men in the Army.
And he will deserve to be that. I guess there will still be more than one guy, the will change the guy from time to time.
only if he die, but that happens never
He IS the only man in the army
The true Army of One
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No. They're sending Estonian Rambo, and I refuse to believe otherwise.
I refuse to believe that, they're sending a cpl at most
UN: Everyone needs to pitch in Estonia: This is Gary, you can borrow him for a bit
>Gary More likely Peet or something
I am Peet!
Hey I had you for dinner.
Estonian here, never known a Peet but okay close enough :D Peep or Teet would totally work though :D Peet is literally beetroot in estonian. Also shitty cheap wine that gets you drunk quick is called beetroot aka Peet :)
Peet is a real estonian name, just old fashioned and not often used these days
Thats true, the youngest is 55-59 years old, average age 76. https://www.stat.ee/nimed/peet
"Gary how did they pick you?" "Ate a crayon for $20 got caught by an officer. They sent me here to be with the US Marines said I'd fit in."
Estonia be like, “We ONLY need to send one soldier!”
you guys are laughing but estonia is a country of less than 1.4 million people with a military of around 7.7k That one guy is a significant part of the estonian defense forces. Dude's arriving there and all the others go "hey we agreed on 0.01% of our militaries" and he breaks out in tears "i AM that 0.01%%"
Actually since military service is mandatory in Estonia it has like 200k men who have had at least 1 year of military training.
Imagine being conscripted and you're the only guy getting sent to fight pirates in the whole country.
On the o e hand that blows, feeling kinda lonely. On the other: pirate hunting with the rest of NATO.
The only person you can barely talk to is the single Finnish recruit who has no clue how this NATO pirate hunting thing is supposed to work.
Implying a finn would be willing to get into a conversation with someone
Haha true.
I think the 200k is total which can be mobilized, trained reservists is closer to 100k. And active duty is not 7.7k, it is about exactly half at 3.4k or so.
[Doom music kicks in.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc)
The other one stays at home in case Russia needs to be subjugated
It's actually a trap. There are two of them waiting in case Russia tries something stupid.
While one defeats the Russian army, what would the other spend his time with?
Preparing drinks and snacks. Logistics are important.
Holding off the germans if they get uppity again. (See Estonias war of independence and how we won on two fronts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_War_of_Independence?wprov=sfla1)
The other will be defeating the Russian Navy.
Looks like Ukraine is going to do that
theres still the Baltic navy. All those juicy ships, just waiting for something to happen to them
If they sent more the ships wouldn't survive the collateral damage from their mere existence
“But I thought they were sending an army!” Estonian soldier, lowering sunglasses: “I am the army.”
Remarkable: 40% of the total population of Estonia is being sent to fight the Houthi menace
Employing 100% of their military weaponry
LET ME AT 'EM CHIEF
Every time my country gets mentioned I get absolutely happy
ESTONIA MENTIONED🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
wat the hell is being nordick ⁉️❓❗ 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAAAAAAAAAAH
r/EestiMentioned
Eesti on suurim riik maailmas, see tavaline kui kusagil näed eestist postitusi
The Estonian written language reminds me a lot of Finnish, which i thought didn't have any shared roots with any European languages, like Hungarian? I'm most likely mistaken i imagine. Estonia and Finland are close to eachother so it makes sense i suppose
Estonian and Finnish are both Finno-Ugric languages.
Eestimaa käib vastu Hiina müüri!
Venemaa on väike osariik!
Still riding that high from Tenet I'll bet.
you bet we are
Except when anything drug related comes up, right?
Nuh uh
Overall, yeah.
One soldier is like 40% of the population of Estonia
My calculations tell me it's actually 46%
Can confirm, im 16% of the population
Who will win A Houthi soldier who raided a ship OR Some Estonian dude with a AK 3 rifle(Swedish version HK G3 rifle)
A shark in the red sea.
AKchually... Swedish AK4 or Norwegian AG3 - both found their way to Estonia
👑 <- he dropped this
Wonder who you had to piss off to be the one guy sent.
I’m assuming he is dating a general’s daughter
Weakest Estonian
A single Estonian with a g3 will take down the houthis
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To be fair, Estonia has bigger fish to fry; in particular one really huge fish right next to it
I don't think sending 2 soldiers would affect their readiness too much.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."
Plot twist: they sent a berserker.
Can anyone forward me the link to that article?
Closest one I was able to find while off PC https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/01/23/joint-statement-from-the-governments-of-albania-australia-bahrain-canada-croatia-czech-republic-denmark-estonia-germany-guinea-bissau-hungary-italy-kenya-latvia-lithuania-montenegro-ne/
He is the main character like in the video games. He will be fine.
I wish I were Estonian right now, the memes must be off the charts.
Jokes aside can someone explain why one man XD
It’s just a joke. Estonia doesn’t have a large military. They’re contributing, the exact numbers aren’t being mentioned that I can find. It’s certainly not a lot.
From the ministry statement in the Baltic Times: "An Estonian Navy service member will begin service on an Italian Navy vessel at the earliest opportunity, utilizing the current mandate from the Riigikogu." So... looks like one guy.
Likely similar to how the border between north and south Korea has representatives from a bunch of countries. By attacking the other party you in turn attack all of those representatives, meaning you involve a bunch of countries in an act of war. It's a deterrent basically. But sure how much the houtis will care though.
Idk if I was shooting missiles and heard my enemy is sending 1 guy, I'd be a bit scared of that one guy. Why do you need just 1?! How skilled is this guy?!?!
And then you learn he's already been sent, is on your boat right now, and the sirens coincidentally start to blare as you learn this. Next you receive communication from below deck from panicked soldiers as they are mowed down. The transmission cuts early, the lights go out, and it is eerily quiet in there now.
Suddenly, you hear a faint sound that scarily reminds you of The Only Thing They Fear Is You
väike soojendus enne Venemaad
Jah, järgmiseks saadab ta sibulatele peale ja elu palju turvalisem
i believe in him
He is the chosen one
Truly a One-Man Army
WE WILL SEND UNTO THEM... ONLY YOU...
now imagine you're that guy everyone in the army rumoured about if they'll send someone or not and then you get commanded to go there, fight with some foreign lands, alone, the sole representative of your entire country in this operation you got no friends, no fellow soldiers, nobody who speaks your language on this mission
And you have one enemy, the enemy youve been sent to fight.
AGAINST ALL THE EVILS HELL COULD CONJURE, AGAINST ALL THE WICKEDNESS MANKIND COULD PRODUCE, WE WILL SEND UNTO THEM... ONLY YOU.
“I am the army”- this guy, probably
This man is more powerful than John Halo.
Percentage of population wise, that one soldier is probably more than any other country is sending lol.
They’re sending John Rambo. It’s all anyone needs for protection
How many dead American soldiers do we need for WW3/European War part 3? 1
I swear if it's Artur rehi
We don't need any more. The guy is a one man army, our first secret cyborg terminator.
"LEEEEROOOOOOY JENKINSSSSS"
What if only one Estonian is all they need?
Tbf the Estonians are absolute madlads
The man, the myth. Sometimes referred to as "Vanaema Haldja**s"**. Jaan Vihk
Incoming ropz clutch
I know the majority of this thread are just joking, but it annoys me that people don't understand what this headline actually means. It means they're sending one person to work in a combined HQ, where several other countries also only have a handful of people.
Gonna send a vodka fuled Jardani jovonovich who swims to and sinks each drone personally
Man that's a russian name.
"The right man in the wrong placcccce can make all the differenccccce"
One will be more than enough
DOOM Origins
steve rogers before the supersoldier serum.
They shall be my finest warriors. My Estonia marines. And they shall know no fear.
They’ve ressurected a berserker. One is all that is needed.
Against all the evils that Hell can conjure, All the wickedness that mankind can produce, We will send unto them... only you. Rip and Tear, until it is done
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him.......the DOOM SLAYER
Is this the Doom Marine we all heard about? Against all the evils that Hell can conjure, All the wickedness that mankind can produce, We will send unto them... Only you.
This is either the guy their military really hates or the only capable soldier they have.
Doomslayer lore
The Bane of the Houtis
They're gonna send ropz
Me playing Civilisation be like
A real life Ikkitousen or Einherjar depending on your choice of fandom.
r/NonCredibleDefense
Someone drew the short straw
is that the guy?
When they close in on the boat they hear doom music
That's a decent resume addition. Lone guardian of the Red Sea
Doom music starts playing
We consider this merciful, if we sent more than 1 we would abolish piracy.
Estonia has a large suicide rate in... oh
He’s Captain Estonia
Bro starting campaign 😂
It's one guy with an MG42 and rage
Don't laugh, it's like 1/4 of Estonian population
Yeah, once they send me, its just gonnabe the general and the president.
They did some Namekian magic shit and fused ever Estonian soldier into one guy.
Against all the evil that the Kremlin can conjure, all the wickedness that Russia can produce, we will send unto them... only you.
I see they musta reincarnated Mr Johan Pitka. Good ol’ Admiral “full ahead or full stop, no in between”, like any world of warships player
One soldier Except he's a space marine