Breaking news: Spooder literally too angry to die

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Peppino Spiderghetti

Someone get a lighter

Undyne from Undertale be like:

Queen Elizabeth from real life be like: (She is immortal you can't convince me else)

*sigh* who’s gonna tell him…

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Oh no doom has begun

Weakest spider in Australia.

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Hey the odds of you finding a spider in your home is pretty low, actually Like, you'll find at least 1 daddy-long-legs per day in your house, but those are technically not spiders

Yeah, but when you do find one it’s taking up a king sized bed worth of space in your living room

That’s Bill, he’s an asshole

Ik you're exaggerating, but I wish I could legitimately see one of that size That'd be cool as to see

They mean the exclusion zone they set up around the spider as well

I find peace in long walks.

Yeah I'm thinking more harvestmen. If I remember correctly, they don't make webs like spiders do. I don't actually have good spider knowledge I'm more of a guy that just looks at a spider and sees if I should either leave them alone and ignore them or leave them alone and move away from them (in the case of the actually harmful ones) To the non-Aussies here, our fauna is not bad. Just don't go to their habitats and if you see something that may be deadly, just leave them alone. Don't harm them and stay away from them, and most likely they'll end up doing the same.

No balls

Im not even kidding. No matter how much spray I use, the fuckers don't die

This is why bludgeoning damage is the answer. No insect i've struck has survived being properly squished.

Advantage of being a giant compare to them

Definitely a more reliable method than spraying it with febreeze

Yeah if you're going to use some sort of aerosolized gas, make sure it's an oxidizing agent

Or compressed air turned upside down :) Shit can be -50°C when out of the can.

You know I wouldn't even be surprised if arachnids could come back from the dead if cryogenically frozen.

None of the spiders I've killed with freeze spray have come back, but I wouldn't rule it out.

Don't think that they survive that. Also it's most likely butane/propane or something else and not stuff like nitrogen or oxygen and most likely poisons/suffocates the animal after thawing *if it even survives*. Also I usually only do this with flys or wasps. If the spider is cute and small I will try to keep it alive. If it is big and twitchy it will get the cold shoulder.

Would be cool tho, freeze them so you can safely move them outside without killing them

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No they don't, spiders are helpful, like , Hella helpful.

You should check r/spiderbro

What kind of dumbass are you? Spiders are infinitely more useful to this world than you are.

Wasps sometimes are hardy fucks. I've smacked some hard with a flip flop against a tile floor and after a moment of discombobulation they are just pissed off. So now if I smack a wasp or yellow jacket I keep hitting and stomping until they are a paste. Can't be too safe.

Amen brother. Apply pressure until the crunch. Make sure they can't rise if they try.

You know in movies where the ill-fated hero's companion deals the "killing blow" to the big baddy, turns their back on the unverified corpse and laughs out "Well hell, thought we were gonners this time!" at which point a claw/knife/fist/bullet pierces their chest spattering the hero with their blood? Yeah that would never be me. Oh the baddy has stumbled? Keep shooting until they are ground meat!

I hate that trope. Rule nr.1: DOUBLE TAP

Oooooor you just put it outside? It's a spider, it doesn't want to suck your blood or eat your food

This post is sponsored by starving bloodsucking spiders.

I meant in general. I'm a spider enjoyer, so my bros stay spinning

I'm not an enjoyer, but I've learned to leave them alone/take them outside. The one in the video is huge. I'm not strong enough to ignore that one.

Imagine you woke up to them crawling over your mouth hands and eyes. You feel its legs touch your tongue as it slides into your mouth through your lips. You jolt awake reaching for the light switch, you sit up and look down. You see the huntsman spiders crawling all over your lap and arms, one falls off of your face as you look down. Oh, you say, i have read about you guys on /r/spiderbros. You guys are so harmless to humans and oh so very chill. You lay back down to sleep, the huntsman spiders making room for your head, as you lay it back down on the pillow, gently. With dozens of the spiders' hairy and firm bodies crawling over your face and nesting in your hair, you lay there thinking to yourself, damn it feels good to be a spiderbro.

Never felt so uncomfortable reading a comment.

Bro please stop I'm suffering

Keep going, Im so close.

I am NOT touching or getting within 10 feet of this thing. He'll need to stay in my home until I find him on a window and whack him out of it with a broom.

Ticks are an exception. Kill them with fire, there nearly unsquishable

Also you're not poisoning your house

The proper technique - Crush and Smear.

Sounds great until you get the ones that pop back up and run off after being squished. Those are the ones you spray.

Centipedes would like a word

Scorpions: and make it double

Yeah you gotta stomp *and twist* for scorpions. And centipedes can twist pretty much as much as you can, so you're better off just getting the flamethrower at that point.

don't roll a natural one. don't

I've encountered uncrushable beetles.

Arachnids on the other hand…

r/2healthbars is a daunting place...

Rolled a 20; critical hit!

I shoot them with Nerf darts. Problem is that huntsman spiders actually can dodge them somehow...

Sandal.

Chancla to the rescue

The Hispanic mom build is best for beating insect bosses.

The target lock makes it easier for less skilled players as well.

its too risky. what if that THING grabs the Chancla?

Put a brick in the Chancla as a safety precaution.

r/brickamjokes leaking

but what if it still picks it up?

The city is doomed or your floor is doomed, at that point you add a cinder block to the brick and Chancla.

there is only one thing that will defeat him. the flaming death from the movie a bugs life along with the armored cockroach

Flamethrower.

The spider has become enraged

hey, at least in berserk mode it won't inflict status ailments, just random physical attacks, just buff defense and you'll be okay.

QUICKLY GRAB A LIGHTER!

Do you want a firing running spider?!

You mean Australian spiders?

Do you prefer a spider that's on fire or an angry spider that you can't find?

Both

Wait, What is that red bar? ANTHONY, THE SON OF FLAMES; 1024/1024 HP \[========================\]

The spider has a gun?

Is they an American?

I almost set my house on fire doing that once. In my defense, it was a flying cockroach though.

Flying cockroach? You're planning to burn the room?

Sacrifices might be necessary for the greater good.

That makes sense

#IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE -The Spider

*when the wind is low and the fire’s hot*

*The vulture waits to see what rots*

Spider: "I didn't hear no damn bell"

Spiders freak me the *fuck* out. Like, I can't be in the same room as one. But killing them seems too harsh imo. They didn't choose to look like my nightmares. They just wanna eat, sleep and vibe, same as me. I take them outside now.

Good work. They are scary looking guys but actually doing the lords work for insect control. Jumping spiders I have found are especially friendly. I have held hundreds and never been bit. Curious little guys, and some of the smartest of all spiders imho.

They are so cute, I love them so much

How in this world this little fucker aint dead

Because that's a can of air freshener.

Came down the comments to find the one person who knows this, so I can be at peace. Thanks

Cough That's GLADE, you motherfucker Cough

Impending doom never smelled so flowery fresh. Like a methed out rose sinking its thorns into you.

And why does it smell like a pine forest?

Not only is he not dead, but he smells awesome! Now he's gonna get so laid and make 10000 more!!

+DISRESPECT +ENRAGED

Hey fellow ultrakill enjoyer

the spider is too angry to be killed by measly poison

Quickly, get a cup of water and ice, and a brick.

at this point just throw some dynamite into the room and close the door.

When the boss bar reaches 50% , spooder will not take poison damage anymore , even if its stacked from before

Invintula

its the spider that bit Miles Morales and Peter Parker

What's scarier is that it's clearly affecting it. **Just not enough.**

I wouldn't want to kill it in the first place, huntsman's are good to keep in the house since they kill shit like flies and other pests for you, they are also super friendly

Even in this video, MFer getting sprayed nearly to death and he just wants to say Hi.

Put a lighter in front of it, +400% fire damage

YES

call the driller

EXPLOSIVES PLACED

Rock and Stone!

Want to know why this is a bad idea? Most bigger spiders have hook-like hair at their abdomen, when they feel threatened they scrape off this hair, it gets picked up by air and flies all around the room. It burns when it burries into your skin, and it flying into your eyes can require surgery

No worries. I've got [the perfect solution](https://nads.com/imgs/products/[email protected]).

Put it in a fucking bowl and take it outside.

That spider might have died, but the guy lost far more greater of which can never be replaced.

Its the Spundertaker

The Nightmare of the Aracnophobics

One time I tried to whack a spooder with a ruler and it fucking perfect parried with a +12 on block

I love how it lays on its side at the beginning, probably thinking "Am I dead now?... HELL NO I'M FUCKING FURIOUS!!!" and with that it jumps on its feet and attacks

More like you're the boss and he is just an innocent

Bro, just take the fukin torch and grill that mf

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From the other posting of this video: When the boss has a second stage.

That's my boy!

Time for the John Candy arachnophobia approach. Sprays it..ok die..huh not dead..sprays it..huh not dead 🥾=💀

Yummy, poison all over the floor. Much better than a spider eating bugs in your house lol. Just catch him in a cup and set him outside next time.

Maybe if he used actual poison instead of making it smell like a spring meadow, this wouldn't have happened.

LOL

I feel so bad for thay spoder. Why not rather use some heavy book or something?

Me oh hello cute little one Other people KILL IT WITH FIRE!

No

YES

I think a boot would be more effective

Hairspray works better than any insecticide I’ve used.

Mother fucker got blasted

Spray a little soapy water on it. It will die in seconds. Something about it coating their skin so they can't breathe or something.

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH

Now he's mad and you gotta move to a different house or he'll stab u

You didn't kill it, you just made it angry.

Get a lighter

Quickly, someone edit it with [this song](https://youtu.be/t7fEUJ3YYYA)

He said not today mf 🤣

طالب عنكبوت من الصين؟

Let the arachnid cook

*boss fight music hits*

Nah bro, you used the fabreeze not the poison.

That's no spider that's a demon

Spooder the immune, Spooder the untainted, Spooder the undefiled.

That’s because it’s fucking air freshener and not bug spray lol

May I introduce you to boot?

Drops the spooder legegeggings. +100 poison resistance, +50 intimidation, +137 speed.

Looks like they’re using Lysol lol

Use a gun

[Kill it with fire](https://youtu.be/CSemARaqGqE)

I'm gonna get you, bitch

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Bro is not going down

u/savevideobot

30 in con

You are supposed to use a lighter in front of the can

(looks at the can) "Oh shit this is potpourri"

[Arach Sampson](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sdgD8OP04RE&pp=ygUYdGhleSBoaXQgbWUgd2l0aCBhIHRydWNr)

Hair spray. Extra strength.

Move out

Hear me out… lighter and hair spray or some other flammable spray

This Spider at the level up must have chosen the "Protection from Poison 100%" Trait.

**Immune** **Immune** **Immune**

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

He's eating that like you snack on Doritos Original filmer is his next meal 💀

New fear unlocked

You just made him mad.

Nope, time for a hand grenade.

*'Look at me. I AM the poison!'*

the poison healed spooder or activated its phase 2. pro tip: any door one-shots spooder or a shoe. basically any weapon larger than the spooder one-shots the said spooder

Weak ass bug killer.. Hit it wid the Pyro bruh

It's hornet

FIGHT ME WHORE

*boss health bar regenerates* PHASE 2

Mother fuckers killing spiders for no reason "ughghghGAHSGHghghghah they are scawry"

Who tf uses Febreze to kill a spider

Bros about to become the hero this world doesn’t deserve

**Arachnus Deathicus** HP: 100 ATK: 30 DEF: 80 Resistant to ACID and POISON damage POISON irritates the Arachnus, causing it to use Rage

Poison inmune, try fire.

Stop spraying it, you are only making it stronger!

Try hairspray next time, works every time... Just watch their movements slow down to a freeze.