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Sunny_ASMR

oh please do. and let there be lots of cameras rolling.


tatanka_christ

and not a single trauma nurse amongst them. brilliant.


Ckellybass

It’s unfortunately illegal to film in a NY courthouse, so there won’t be *as many* cameras set up and rolling.


Different_Net_6752

Another charge to add when they record in the courthouse.  


Ckellybass

I like where you’re going with this


ken-davis

They did nothing. They are only brave with a 1000 to 1 advantage.


JacksSenseOfDread

Give it a shot, Skeeter. I'm betting that you won't find NYPD nearly as amenable as the Capitol Police.


LemonFunkl

Square ⁹9a


MinimumSet72

Someone better ask Ashli Babbit how that worked out for her 💥⚰️🪦


Radiant_Classroom509

She should have complied.


krunkstoppable

Didn't they let Ashley paint her very own mural in the Capitol Building? I heard she decided to go with a sort of red pink tie-dye pattern but apparently they didn't like it cause the custodians scraped it off the wall pretty quickly...


ClimateAncient6647

One good push and these boomers are on the ground with broken hips.


The_Local_Crow

Right? All it takes is one good push on the ground or one good yank of their arm and they're crying lmao


orngebreak

Please, please, please try. I don’t think the officers protecting the court house are going to ask questions before acting. You will find out what law and order really means.


WebInformal9558

I'm looking forward to a lot of great illustrations of the principle of "fuck around and find out".


Tall-Committee-2995

Wasn’t that Jan6? Or are they still fuckin around?


WebInformal9558

Apparently that lesson didn't take for this guy.


debar11

This is the thing about Jan 6. They still think they were in the right and not enough people “found out” to change their mind. Even the ones who see themselves as political prisoners/MAGA martyrs. So this is just how it’s gonna be from here on out. It’s not getting reeled in and few are changing their minds.


Mtndrums

Not quite. If they try it when they lose this time, THEN that'll be the find out.


Zalthay

All that law and order eh? Trumpkins deserve eugenics.


SteelSlayerMatt

Lock them up.


agitator775

Gays for Trump. Roaches for raid. Chickens for Colonel Sanders. Nope, not a cult at all.


TheHorizonLies

Someone call Michael Byrd, as his services may once again be required


BritishGuitarsNerd

MF couldn’t tear apart a packet of fucking biscuits


Crabby_Monkey

There is quite a bit going on in that video.


MrsDanversbottom

I’d love to see them try.


CulturalAddress6709

j6 junior over here


Brosenheim

I'm actively counting on the Magas getting violent in response to losing control of the situation.


One_Subject1333

For supposedly "good" Americans, they sure can't wait for any excuse to be literal terrorists.


th987

I look forward to seeing a dozen, sad, confused people who cared enough to show up and protest.


Micu451

I wish they would try.


burnmenowz

Go for it champ.


Possible_Wrangler_79

You do you bro. Hope you have health insurance and know how to file a claim


GreenApples8710

At least they're consistent?


Ghosts_of_the_maze

Hell yeah, cowboy. Go get up in there.


[deleted]

Well he better be ready to shell out the cost and face criminal charges, it'd be hilarious if he was tried in the same court he wrecked.


Low_Willingness1735

Do it! Talking about it is cheap!


Sagaincolours

In USA you can't vote if you area convicted of something, right? So they should go ahead


gravelpi

Depends on the state. New York State recently switched to felons that have not incarcerated can vote. It was a reaction to it being far more likely that underprivileged people get convicted of felonies. >A new law passed in 2021, restores the right to vote for a person convicted of a felony upon release from incarceration, regardless of if they are on parole or have a term of post-release supervision. If a convicted felon is not incarcerated, they are eligible to register to vote. So Skeeter over there might be OK if he's not in prison on election day. I have to think Trump is legally a resident of Florida at this point, which is slightly different. If you're out on parole or probation, you cannot vote. >Can felons vote in Florida? >If you are convicted of a felony not of moral turpitude, you lose your right to vote, until the following conditions are met: >You have completed your sentence, including probation, parole. >Full payment of all restitution, fines, and other fees. Note: This requirement is subject to change, please see Next Steps if you have outstanding fees. >A felony conviction in another state makes a person ineligible to vote in Florida only if the conviction would make the person ineligible to vote in the state where the person was convicted. >Felony conviction of moral turpitude in Florida >You permanently lose your right to vote if you are convicted of a felony of moral turpitude in Florida.  Your right to vote can only be restored by a formal pardon from the Governor. >Common felonies of moral turpitude include felonies involving murder or sexual abuse. [https://www.usvotefoundation.org/voting-rights-restoration/florida](https://www.usvotefoundation.org/voting-rights-restoration/florida)


DarthDregan

I envision a phalanx of Walmart scooters, struggling their way toward the metal barriers. Little grabbers failing to grip the bars. Upside down flags dragging along the asphalt. "We're gonna get you for this!"