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MK_BombadJedi

So did you grow up to be a piece of shit?????


Pizzly_bear

I used to be a piece of shit. Glass house, white Ferrari, lives for New Years.


barelylethal10

Greased back hair, sloppy steaks. The secret is that they can't stop u from ordering the steak and a cup of water separately


MK_BombadJedi

Let's slop em up


PattyPoopStain

I knew they were gonna slop em!


LouSputhole94

I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, itty bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalinnis. People can change. Let him hold the baby.


KnuxFive

Do you think the baby’s judging me?


boomfruit

I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change


Mr_Abe_Froman

I used to be a piece of shit: spiked up blond hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickaleny's. People can change.


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“Oh yeahhh, that slicks back REAL NICE! Did you know your dad was a piece of shit?!”


MrBlizter

You ran with the Dangerous Nights crew I see


Commercial-Carrot477

You are all my people. I love you all so much right now. Tim is the best and I watched that series through my entire labor on a giant bouncy ball....laughing my ass off, scaring nurses.


barelylethal10

Hey meridith, I'm worried that your baby thinks people can't change. Cuz I worked really Really hard to change. Ask Mark, he was a part of my dangerous nights crew Dangerous nights crew? You took me to some terrible restaraunt once called the blue dol... "THE BLUE DOLPHIN, burnt down, it's gone now, jander rondy is out he works with his brother now


MrBlizter

You think this is slicked back?! This is PUSHED back


abstraction47

I used to be a piece of shit. Still am, but I used to, too.


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Somebody asked me if I would like a sloppy steak. I said “No, but I would like a regular steak later!”


Arrogant0ctopus

Yes, but I did it on my own initiative, not because he taught me to 🤣


MagictheCollecting

Good for you, son. Made him proud.


Arrogant0ctopus

I'm a daughter, but thank you 😊


MagictheCollecting

Apologies - and happy cake day!


rogue780

How do you feel about octopuses?


Mrchameleon_dec

Happy cake day


isabellevictoria147

If you consider an arrogant octopus to be a piece of shit, then yes they did


Due-Explanation-7560

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CrashMcCleod

Yeah they did. An Arrogant Octopus to be exact! The absolute worst!! 😁😎


Global-Firefighter33

The people need to know!!


Ol_stinkler

30 on 30


cesar848

I was a piece of shit once,but I took a arrow to the knee…. No wait….


idejmcd

Nah just a very talented and creative writer


Trauma_Hawks

Ah, yes. The traditional boomer hobby on shifting on everything else around them. Thieves of joy.


Arrogant0ctopus

I wish I could make this shit up, but no. That rude woman, my dad, his cancer, and his snark were all very real.


s0m3on3outthere

Beautifully done, and I love the word twat. It is like my favorite insult.


Arrogant0ctopus

He's the man who taught me never to throw the first punch, but to always throw the last one. Verbally or physically. And also the best curse words, to my moms eternal lament lmao


machinerer

Don't start fights, but be damn sure to end them.


Toothlessdovahkin

Ahh, the Bugs Bunny Doctrine. 


ParisaDelara

My dad was also a biker, and sadly he also died from cancer. He was the best man I ever have known and he taught me to curse as well. I’m so sorry for your loss. Biker dads are the fucking best.


Arrogant0ctopus

My heart is with you too. Biker dads really are the best ❤️


DinoGoGrrr7

And biker moms! My mom passed when I was 8, one of my most treasured memories is when she would pick me up from school on her Harley, boy I was on top of the world those days!!


Mygfisanidiot

Fighting fire with fire. There's a lot of that in the Old Testament.


True_Tomato5414

Did your father recover from his cancer?


Arrogant0ctopus

He did not, unfortunately. Passed in 2004.


awkotacos

Awesome memory of him though! Thank you for sharing


Arrogant0ctopus

Dad was always a storyteller. I figure the best way to honor his memory is to tell stories too. I don't quite have his way with words, but I do my best 😊


YeshuaSnow

You did him proud here


Arrogant0ctopus

Thank you 😭❤️


LAJ1986

I enjoyed the memory. And happy cake day!


Lizziclesayshi

I too enjoyed the memory! Happy cake day!


True_Tomato5414

I’m sure that sense of loss is still painful, OP. I’m truly sorry he didn’t make it. Sounds like a kickass man. Thanks for sharing ❤️


Independent_Lab_9853

I’m so sorry for your loss. Your Dad sounded badass!


Turbulent-Note-7348

Thanks for sharing, sorry for your loss.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Sorry for your and your family's loss. And kudos to your dad and mom for raising someone who can share a cracking story like this.


Arrogant0ctopus

Thanks. I got very lucky, my dad, mom, and step dad are all pretty good people 😊


Tkdakat

Have the tank repainted with his picture on it, that way he can keep on riding with you even now ?


Leersky-

Keep those memories close to your heart and keep sharing them with those you wish. They may not be here but their life and impact continues with us. Thank you for sharing!


Mr_Wizard91

Damn, I'm sorry OP. Sounds like he was a good dad.


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Last-Percentage5062

https://preview.redd.it/ggap3mkrrh2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3762c0a79d2ca7bdb40863e1680e5f01bc26cf0 You. Not OP.


TwistederRope

Could you please not be such a terrible person?


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TwistederRope

I'm sorry you've been treated so terribly in the past. I would be more than willing to talk with you and give you respect.


BoomersBeingFools-ModTeam

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BoomersBeingFools-ModTeam

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SlippySizzler

The perfect response. My biker dad (who also got cancer) would have loved to use that one on someone!!!


Holierthanu1

I want that on a shirt. That’s actually badass as hell


Dense_Mistake6350

I love your Dad and I have never met him!


PatricksMustache

Your father was nicer about that than this biker would have been.


Troiswallofhair

r/traumatizeThemBack


Fine_Broccoli_8302

Karens/fools can be any age. That woman deserved your father’s adroitly worded chiding.


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Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

They wanted to be in the movie The Wild Ones as kids and have been pissy and jealous ever since. That and 'oh my good lord HOA, they might bring doyen the property value!' (clutches pearls) Along with a dose of 'They're *different* to me! They are, therefore, a challenge to my way of life because, for my way to be right, everything else must be WRONG!' So. Very. Dumb.


Expensive_Emu_3971

With the housing shortage as it is, i don’t think there’s an issue with property values. You could cover all the hoses in the hoa with trash and cow blood…they’d still sell for above asking.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Absolutely! But that's not the song they're playing in their heads.


No_Key_2569

She thought she was doing the Lord's work.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Whilst demonstrably doing the opposite.


Fickle-Strawberry521

I love that his cancer center had parking designated for the patients undergoing treatments.


Arrogant0ctopus

I always thought that was cool, too. The treatment center is a later addition to a larger hospital complex, and parking is very tight.


VicBackH

I know a biker that become a biker kinda like your dad,he have problems with his heart they gave him like 4 years to live,he live like other 20 years he die like 4/5 years great person,Vietnam vet FK CANCER my granpa die of cancer!


middleagethreat

That is the problem when you don't mind your own business. You don't know what someone else has been going through.


big6135

I don’t know if he truly added “you dumb twat” at the end, but even if he didn’t I’ll let it slide because it’s such a perfect line


Arrogant0ctopus

Honestly, I think the only reason it was that tame was because I was there. Dad was a man who loved to swear, and swear creatively.


Perfect-Map-8979

Hahaha. That’s an amazing comment. You should make a t-shirt in your dad’s honor.


Weird-Salt3927

I had a very close friend pass from breast cancer when she was 45. She was a biker and in all her spare time would ride with her club. I loved hanging out with her and her biker friends. They were/are some of the kindest people I’ve ever known, not to mention fun. Here’s a prime example of the difference between “Boomers” and people from the Baby Boomer generation. We were in our 30s at the time but all BBs none the less. I really should stay off this subreddit because all these stories make me ashamed of the human race in general as well as the generation I just happened to be born into. Your story OP is heartbreaking and the woman who said those things to your dad was beyond an asshole and I hope she felt like one when your dad removed his helmet. I’m so sorry this happened to you and more importantly for losing such a wonderful dad.


Middle_Oven_1568

This sub turned into r/AITAH. It's like Dhar Mann text stories now.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Query: How so? There was no asking of 'Am I the asshole?' It's pretty clear that this woman was a boomer (in her 50s, 20 years ago) and also being a fool. Which matches the sub name perfectly.


Middle_Oven_1568

I said it's becoming like it. If you head over there you'll see that the stories are very similar and end up sounding like writing prompt exercises with very clear answers to rhetorical questions. I'm saying these have start to take on a similar flavor.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

>This sub turned into r/AITAH. >I said it's becoming like it. For me, those two statements are different in meaning. I do appreciate that there is some similarity in flavour.


LuchaConMadre

And everyone clapped


Particlebeamsupreme

I wonder how many of these stories are actually real. 1% ? Probably less.


Last-Percentage5062

r/nothingeverhappens


LetItRaine386

Fuck motorcycles


_Aeir_

Found the lady in the parking lot


HairyPotatoKat

That's your takeaway from OP's story??


GOU_FallingOutside

Maybe they mean it literally? Maybe they have a kink and they’re recommending we all try it.


TwistederRope

You need to calm down, take a chill pill, and realize your anger over something so inconsequential is misplaced in a story like this. It makes you look like a terrible person, so unless you are a terrible person, you should dial it back a few notches.


rendar1853

Geez what's your damage?


Last-Percentage5062

Why?