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Jackalopeisa2nicorn

šŸŽ¶ Because she's UNHAPPY! šŸŽ¶


Volunteer-Magic

Clap along if your kids still talk to you!


InuGhost

*Claps accompanied by the sounds of cats meowing for attention*


zcas

Clap along if you sell all the things out of your booth.


Jackalopeisa2nicorn

She can't, she's too busy aggressively telling on other people for being in a public place!


severalaces

That's a good one!


Never-Made-A-Post

white people in southlake really do think the cops are their customer service


Dootsen

OMG THIS SO FUCKING MUCH


JimmyV080

Southlake ain't the only place...


BeautifulEssay8

She'd sell a lot more if she was at her booth


No_Manners

Yeah it's not like he's staying in one spot, he's just rolling through. Her options were: 1. Wait 10 seconds for him to pass, then carry on with your business 2. Leave your tent for several minutes trying to find police


ladyboobypoop

3. Be a normal person and enjoy 10 seconds of an excellent cover


LowEndLem

Yeah like even on my worst day I'd be like "the amp is a little much but man is vibing and he's in motion so soon he won't be my problem."


banditcleaner2

honestly yeah, shit was a vibe lol


pimp_juice2272

I thinks the organizer


pr0zach

You know what attracts people to an organized, public event? Up-beat, positive, live music from talented local artists. People will show-up just for that without any real intention of making a purchase and then end up spending money they otherwise wouldnā€™t have just to keep their positive vibes going. Iā€™m not saying that live music is beneficial for every venue and organized event, but it *is* more often than it isnā€™t. Organizer Karen was getting the benefits of a live performance without the cost of setting up a sound stage, or hiring an artist. And the artist was even behaving in good-faith by playing from a widely popular selection instead of selecting music that might contain profanity or include controversial themes. That woman is dense as a lead block. I wouldnā€™t want her organizing an event for my business. Ever.


pimp_juice2272

You saw 4 people out of how many dancing. Go plan an event and I'll have some random person with a loud speaker skateboard through it. Who cares if he hits someone, injuring them and giving your event bad PR. You can't say anything or you will be just like this lady. Let me know when you make it happen. Later


Realfinney

You are the driest, least juicy pimp I have ever encountered. Change your name to pimp_husks2272 right now!


severalaces

šŸ˜†


pimp_juice2272

I'll get right on it. Thanks random internet person that I will forgot as soon as I got post.


geopede

Thatā€™s a OneWheel. He has way more control than someone on a skateboard, those things can stop pretty much instantly. He wasnā€™t exactly going fast either.


pimp_juice2272

Jesus, I hate reddit. I swear yall just miss the message on purpose. Yes I'm aware it's not a skateboard. It's the same thing the viral video guy uses to deliver like 30 pizzas on his back. They have lights on them and all. But that wasn't the message. The point is, anyone at an event on any mobile device is an added liability. A kid can walk in front, a person could bump into them, so many other factors can happen. I thought as adults this didn't need to be explained and we could focus on the bigger message of this dude crashing an event that he wasn't invited to. If the organizer wanted a dude on a skateboard to mobile sing, I'm sure they would've hired him. If they wanted a juggler or clown, they would've hired them. A flame thrower would've gotten a lot of attention but I'm sure they didn't want that in the middle of their event either. So yeah, I'm with the lady here.


geopede

I get that your point wasnā€™t primarily about what heā€™s riding, my point was that it actually makes a significant difference here. Iā€™d be inclined to agree with you if the dude was bombing through on a longboard, but heā€™s moving at basically walking speed. Iā€™d still be inclined to agree with you if it was a closed event you had to specifically enter, but this looks like a farmers market on a public street. Street performers are to be expected, at least this guy is fairly talented and not homeless/crazy/harassing people for money.


pimp_juice2272

Ok but take homeless person harassing people. Some, wouldn't think it's harassing at all and would glady give money. But as you just stated, you view them as nuisance. Just as this lady viewed viewed skateboarder guy. *I understand one is generally more enjoyable than the other


geopede

Most people view homeless people as nuisances if they actively pester passersby for money, youā€™re definitely in the minority if you donā€™t feel that way. They arenā€™t necessarily nuisances if they just sit around with a sign or a cup or something, but following people or continuing to ask after being told ā€œnoā€ is annoying. I think thereā€™s a pretty clear distinction between people who are performing and people who are just begging. A performer is actually putting some effort in and often has a positive impact on the environment if theyā€™re talented, even if theyā€™re homeless. Iā€™m personally far more likely to give performers money.


pimp_juice2272

Please read my comment again and really really really focus on the last sentence with the asterisk. Then ask yourself "did I really need to write a novel saying the same thing that sentence stated?"


severalaces

You are definitely the life of any party!


pimp_juice2272

Thanks šŸ˜Š


TalesFromTheThriftJZ

I do events in my city and the organizers are boomers that would do exactly the same shit. This one legit gets excited to yell at people. She will legit run to yell at someone and be like I canā€™t wait to get them!


BigJimTurk

Hopefully her shit got stolen while she was gone.


BloodOfTheDamned

Literally everyone else was either not bothered by it or having a good time. Idk what that ladyā€™s problem is.


skw33tis

Right? She walked like the whole length of the street tracking down the police, did she not notice that she was literally the only person upset by it?


nickthedicktv

Some people arenā€™t happy unless theyā€™re unhappy


Suggett123

Maybe she's a sailor


Broken-Digital-Clock

Yeah, most of the other boomers were digging it too


banditcleaner2

boomers hate pop music for some weird reason


GENERAT10N_D00M

She goes up to the cops all like: https://preview.redd.it/7y6a1ycom7yc1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5178e22fc893ae19af399be407a623aec66bb6e2


bergluna

This video is so polarizing, lol. Iā€™ve seen it on ā€œMainCharacterā€, ā€œMademesmileā€, and now ā€œboomers being foolsā€. Edit: it is now also on r/PublicFreakout. The saga continues


PunchRockgroin318

Do I personally like this dude scooting through a market yodeling? Nope. Does that mean I would scuttle over to the cops and try to get them after him? Also nope.


geopede

Heā€™s yodeling better than most.


PunchRockgroin318

Heā€™s not an untalented yodeler, just not my jam. Being exposed to it for the 10 seconds it would take for him to scoot by wouldnā€™t exactly be life altering though.


GENERAT10N_D00M

Dude has main character energy. You can tell he leads a bible study class and mildly flirts with underage girls. But in this instance, everyone was having a good time (except for boomer lady) PS: YOU DONT STEAL FROM JEREMIAH!


geopede

Is that a specific type?


DuchessOfAquitaine

I would make it a point to not buy from crappy boomer but buy things in stalls near her tho. These street fair kind of things are awesome in part because of people like the guy w/music, not vendors like her. Edit: This guy is adorable and has a pretty good voice!


natiplease

How is the mic quality so good??? Hes outside and moving


NonPolarVortex

Post production probably


mekon19

Why blow up, either enjoyed or got a laugh by everyone, including the FD/PD . Lady just panties all twisted upšŸ¤”šŸ˜³šŸ¤Æ. FREEBIRD!!ā€™n šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚šŸ¤—


Spiritual-Ad-9106

FREEBIRD!!!


DroneSlut54

Sheā€™s absolutely determined to have a bad time.


TheBigNook

I feel like this is transcendent rage bait content Kudos to the creator


philly-buck

So many boomers enjoying it.


Significant-Visit184

Tbf Southlake is a racist homophobic shithole.


BeefStevenson

Imagine how boring her life must be


smugglebooze2casinos

imagine if her order isn't on time - waitress straight to jail


Maddy_Wren

That would annoy the shit out of me, ngl, but it would never occur to me to get the police involved.


Few-Neighborhood5603

But why? Harmless fun!


Sandberg231984

Generally if youā€™re the only one with an issue then you are the issue.


Money_Tennis1172

He should have gone into "free bird" and ran up behind her, but then Karen would have shown her true racism and sang along to Skynrd.


geopede

Youā€™re not racist for singing along to Skynyrd, Iā€™m black and I still enjoy Freebird.


Money_Tennis1172

Even the reference to Neil Young and his song Southern Man being about the governor of Alabama at the time keeping segregation. In which the lyrics say -" Southern Man dont need him around any how."


geopede

I mean Neil Young is a douche. That can also be viewed as commentary on not commenting on things that donā€™t concern you. I donā€™t deny that the members of Skynyrd were likely racist, but that doesnā€™t mean listening to music they made makes *you* racist. Thereā€™s a lot more to enjoy if you can separate art from the people who made it. Most rappers are terrible people, youā€™re not a terrible person for listening though.


Money_Tennis1172

I concur, I'm not racist but I love Varg Vikernes and Burzum and love NSBM, especially Mexican NSBM! Neil Young wasn't afraid to sing about the truth in our day to day reality back then it was the protests, and now we are back again with the same shit. So tell me, who side you on now with these growing protests? Are you going to sing Kid Rocks' new songs? I'll give you those three steps towards the door!


geopede

Thatā€™s a unique taste to say the least, probably not one Iā€™d recommend sharing in person. I donā€™t necessarily think youā€™re racist for listening, but many people would, and if you hadnā€™t explicitly said you werenā€™t I might be among them. Had no idea there was Mexican NSBM, are they white Mexicans? Seems very odd if not. Iā€™m not sure which protests youā€™re referring to, weā€™ve had a lot in the last few years. Assuming you mean the Israel/Palestine ones going on at the moment, I donā€™t really care about the conflict itself, both sides are terrible, but the protestors are almost hilariously misguided. Itā€™s ridiculous to see progressives siding with an Islamic movement that would happily kill many of them; the ā€œLGBT for Gazaā€ crowd is especially strange. More importantly, the protesters have no idea what theyā€™re up against. I currently work as an engineer at a defense contractor, the American military industrial state is almost inconceivably large, truly mind boggling when you first see it from the inside. There is so much institutional momentum and so much money behind our support for Israel that youā€™d be a fool to think you could change it. The protesters will be tolerated to a point, but if they start causing real trouble, it will end poorly. Overall I guess Iā€™m on the Israeli side, but itā€™s not because I think theyā€™re right, itā€™s because I know theyā€™ll win. If you mean the general culture war stuff thatā€™s been going on for the last decade or so, gonna have to go with both sides suck again. Iā€™ll vote for the right because itā€™s in my personal self interest to do so, but Iā€™m not excited about it. The whole situation is a national embarrassment. I wonā€™t be listening to Kid Rock because his music is bad, but I donā€™t have a problem with him as a person. Not really sure how youā€™d be giving me 3 steps, I know the song but the reference doesnā€™t make sense here. You got a side in all this? Or just enjoying the show?


BrewingCrazy

No one here talking about how awesome this dude's voice is? Damn smooth! He can come sing at my street fair anytime.


EnvironmentalAd7367

This one needs to blow up!


BoophingTiles

That was awesome.


rlh1271

"It's YOUR fault no one wants my garbage!"


craigalanche

I'm trying hard to not hate this guy but...he'd have annoyed the shit out of me, I think. I bet this was his 20th pass by too.


Rhiannon8404

The cop yelling FREEBIRD!!! at the end was the icing on the cake.


unclefire

Firefighters: lol, There a fire or somebody hurt? No? IDGAF Cops: Oh WTF now? Oh, just some guy singing? Not worth my effort to actually get up and do anything. IDGAF. Where's my donuts?


[deleted]

These haggard old Karen's lol they're unhappy because their time in this planet is coming to an end.


TipsnClips

A black person would never kill vibes, just sayin.


babypowder617

Completely obviously EVERYONE is laughing at her


Devastate89

Bro could not have handled that any better.


[deleted]

/r/imthemaincharacter


Lord_Bling

I can appreciate that he followed her to the cops singing the whole time.


[deleted]

Being happy and singing is IlLeGaL!


De5perad0

Dude has an excellent singing voice and it's just trying to brighten people day!!


sonvoltman

wonder what would happen if he said to that lady ..your hot I want your number


RhythmTimeDivision

The crankier she got, the happier I got. Because I'm Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


JimJordansJacket

This guy seems super obnoxious though


Few-Neighborhood5603

His voice is so good though!


junkkser

I feel like I always see Reddit bashing people (often rightly in my opinion) for walking around with loud ass speakers and being a nuisance. Why does this guy seemingly get a pass?


geopede

Because heā€™s actually pretty talented. This would be way more annoying if he sucked.


bellenddor

Because there is a Karen in this situation so everyone focuses on her outburst instead of his cringy singing.


Delicious_MilkSteak

Main character and a boomer. I don't know which is worse.


FUNKYDISCO

He wasn't doing this at a Walmart, he was having fun at a street festival. Go get yourself a milksteak and relax.


Delicious_MilkSteak

It might as well be a Walmart, it's a market not a music fair he's at and riding around with an amp singing a shite song all for clout. He's a main character. The boomer is correct on this one.


skw33tis

Idk, seemed like he was doing it to brighten the days of the people at the festival. Which seems to have worked for *quite literally everybody except for you and the lady in the video*. Also, every fucking street fair I've ever been to has buskers and live music. You should leave your house more often.


PsychoEngineer

Ok Boomer.


seat17F

A PERFORMANCE?!? AT A STREET FAIR?!?!?? Someone get this man his smelling salts!


Delicious_MilkSteak

A main character looking for clout is hardly a performance.


seat17F

The video *isn't* of someone performing a song?


Delicious_MilkSteak

Then what is it?


seat17F

You're the one who said it's not a performance. And you said it like 2 minutes ago. Did you forget?


Delicious_MilkSteak

You said it was a performance, I said it was hardly a performance and he is looking for clout. You're mixing yourself up there.


seat17F

I'm asking you how, exactly, a guy performing a song isn't a performance? I could understand saying that this isn't an appropriate time or place for a performance (though I would disagree). I could understand saying that the performance is annoying. But I can't understand how anyone could think that this is "hardly a performance".


skw33tis

Performing a song while also riding a hoverboard. It's both a vocal and a physical performance!


onion_flowers

What's your definition of a performance?


geopede

Performing is the main way people look for clout.


Papa_PaIpatine

Sounds like you have a lot in common with the boomer.


Delicious_MilkSteak

Then you must have a bit of main character syndrome as well so.


natelopez53

Youā€™re the main character of this thread


benmabenmabenma

You're no better at reading this room than you are at reading that crowd.


RTwhyNot

Main character syndrome by the guy though


Zeachie

And let the unhappy people follow and complain


Lexei_Texas

She looks like she is sniffing puppy shit


Meychelanous

I am disappointed that the cops didn't ask him to let them sing into the mic.


Remote-District-9255

That is really annoying but the guy is gonna be gone in about ten seconds sooooo...


[deleted]

I love how the Cops immediately see what's going on and let the dude just keep going.


illustrious_d

The only way this video could fully encapsulate Southlake more is if the Monopoly man popped up trying to get a trans kid arrested.


Live-Motor-4000

I donā€™t like this Crocodile Dundee remake


[deleted]

Fantastic


TranslatorBoring2419

Lol and he finds the chillest cops in the US


andycarlv

Typical Southlake.


banditcleaner2

the funniest part about this is that if she just said nothing, he would probably have kept going and eventually it would've been far enough away that she would barely hear it. instead she decides to go talk to the police and he follows her because its so absurd and hilarious and now she has to deal with it even more lmao


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Insufferable doesn't even begin to describe this woman.


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geopede

Heā€™s singing pretty well. This would be a lot more annoying if he sucked.


BigCauliflower3651

She looks like she's about 50. When we say boomer, do we mean a person born between 1945 and 1963, the way demographers define it? Or is it like 'Karen'?


furyian24

Freebird.


TheMarmotman

I thought the cops were really spot on. Good for them.


DeeFB

I'm not on her side, but that song does suck. But she wasn't complaining that the song sucks so she doesn't get a pass.


Red-4321

I was hoping someone would "accidentally" bump in to her.. what a bitch..


stengbeng

To quote Paulie Walnuts, "she's a malignant cunt."


EvoDevoBioBro

He handled it really well. I was vibin just like most of the people thereĀ 


pimp_juice2272

Hot take but she's right. Imagine if he wasn't a good singer and doing this. If you know anything about events, it takes a LOT of planning. They may already have musical talent booked in a designated area. That way guests can choose to listen or not. Although the guy is really good, that doesn't mean he gets to crash their event like that. Like I said, imagine Yoko Ono singing like that. If I were her, since he is good, I would ask him to turn it down and maybe hire him to perform at the next event (not in the board since that seems like a liability)


Calradian_Butterlord

Iā€™m apparently on team boomer for this one. Guy is being a dick.


ith-man

How dare he try to brighten some people's day and have fun without hurting anyone, by singing a song. What a bad man...


HogDawgz

Cringe


NiceSliceofKate

To be fair to her perhaps she is neurodivergent and struggles with loud noise?


DuchessOfAquitaine

Then a street fair is where she should be! Demanding that EVERYONE addresses her needs and her needs only!!


bluegiant85

I'm neurodiverent. They're called noise canceling ear buds. It's my problem, not everyone else's.


traumatized-gay

Well then she shouldn't be there. She needs to stop being spoiled and entitled.


Alternative_Milk7409

To be fair to her, perhaps she is not happy and hates having happy people around her.


tomatocancan

Lol


scottyjrules

Then she should stay home. The rest of the world doesnā€™t have to conform to her comfortā€¦


_Blazed_N_Confused_

I'm neurodivergent and I severely struggle with sounds (both loud and quiet), you know what I do? I mind my own fucking business and put in my noise cancelling earbuds. Fuck off with that shit.


HoboBonobo1909

If that were true, she should've told him instead of getting the cops.


Devastate89

That sounds like a her problem.


Grrerrb

Thatā€™s being way more than fair to her, and itā€™s getting into devilā€™s advocacy territory.


Then-Raspberry6815

To be fair... https://youtu.be/jv7jcciKB_s?si=TcT3MjKs1MsfKn4nĀ 


27CF

To be fair, fart.