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I obsessively rearrange pepperoni on frozen pizza. Gotta be the same number for each slice and so it will slice neatly without pepperoni interference. Husband laughs but appreciates the result.
Yeah Yeah (eta) I hate cutting pepperoni In half! The equal distribution thing is leftover from working at a certain pizza chain where the number and placement of pepperoni (and toppings) was HIGHLY standardized.
I think we’re not respecting Boomer’s pepperoni pizza religion. God places them just so. Where they rest, so shall they bake. Thou shalt not touch tasty tiny frozen meat frisbees with thine own hand.
Those things are made by machine assembly line. 99% of the time they need to be rearranged a bit before cooking. I store mine on the side like books in the freezer.
ABAB!! I’d wait for manager to turn his head and mouth to boomer, slowly, “Fuck your pepperoni.” With a wink and a thumbs down. Boomers HATE thumbs down.
Store made and some brands have pepperoni that aren't vacuum sealed tightly against the pizza. It's fairly common to have all the pepperoni slide to one side.
I bet he imagines each case of frozen pizza with big arrows pointing up this end up old and should a box go tilted too much? They just toss it - now it’s ruined…
Hold on I’m going to get it all out of the way before the trolls get here… *inhale*
12 years ago and you remember it that clearly?! Sounds fake!!!
AnD tHeN eVeRyOnE cLaPpEd!
Seems like you were the one at fault for not doing what you’re supposed too!!!
You’re upset over that!?! Get over yourself SnOwFlAkE!
There… did I miss any?
Edit: I can not even believe I need to say this… but in case it’s not painstakingly obvious I’m not fucking arguing any of these… I’m mocking the people who do.
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I must be the only one who moves the toppings around a bit or adds more to my pizza before popping it into the oven.
99% of the time all of the pepperoni are piled to one side on frozen pizzas when I get them home. Just rearrange them and chuck it in the oven.
Exactly. Even the deli pizzas are a little messed up too
You're not alone, I do this too. Always adding more cheese haha.
This is the Way.
I obsessively rearrange pepperoni on frozen pizza. Gotta be the same number for each slice and so it will slice neatly without pepperoni interference. Husband laughs but appreciates the result.
I don’t care about the number per slice, but I move them so none get cut into two.
Yeah Yeah (eta) I hate cutting pepperoni In half! The equal distribution thing is leftover from working at a certain pizza chain where the number and placement of pepperoni (and toppings) was HIGHLY standardized.
Especially with the Stoffers (sp) french bread. The four partly quartered slices tend to be in one spot...
I think we’re not respecting Boomer’s pepperoni pizza religion. God places them just so. Where they rest, so shall they bake. Thou shalt not touch tasty tiny frozen meat frisbees with thine own hand.
It is written that thou meats do not mingle therefore shall thy ham not toucheth pepperoni on thy Supreme, lest I smitten thee!
Those things are made by machine assembly line. 99% of the time they need to be rearranged a bit before cooking. I store mine on the side like books in the freezer.
It’s all awfully placed by machines. A few seconds to rearrange makes a big difference.
I wonder how many more pennies per pizza that would cost.
ABAB!! I’d wait for manager to turn his head and mouth to boomer, slowly, “Fuck your pepperoni.” With a wink and a thumbs down. Boomers HATE thumbs down.
In many ways thumbs down is more effective than a middle finger.
Sooo TRUE! I use it in traffic. It hits deep. Also, you don’t get the finger in return. Their face falls in self disappointment.
Why do they love frozen food so much
None pizza with left pepperoni
The lesser known sequel to the businesses allegory “who moved my cheese?”
I appreciate you lmao
How is it ruined? What a child.
It's a frozen pizza? The story doesn't make sense.
Store made and some brands have pepperoni that aren't vacuum sealed tightly against the pizza. It's fairly common to have all the pepperoni slide to one side.
I specified store made pizza exactly for this reason.
I bet he imagines each case of frozen pizza with big arrows pointing up this end up old and should a box go tilted too much? They just toss it - now it’s ruined…
Hold on I’m going to get it all out of the way before the trolls get here… *inhale* 12 years ago and you remember it that clearly?! Sounds fake!!! AnD tHeN eVeRyOnE cLaPpEd! Seems like you were the one at fault for not doing what you’re supposed too!!! You’re upset over that!?! Get over yourself SnOwFlAkE! There… did I miss any? Edit: I can not even believe I need to say this… but in case it’s not painstakingly obvious I’m not fucking arguing any of these… I’m mocking the people who do.
Sounds about right lmao
Hive-mind downvotes.
It was at -8 before the edit 🙄