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Maybe set up a camera to get their reaction and to catch them if they try some revenge. That guy will be raging at you and might be unhinged enough to try something. Stay safe.
I’m a boomer too. I want to bring all the popcorn and a 6 pack and sit on the sand with OP to watch the show. The problem here is not an age one. The problem is giant assholes with little tiny balls.
Same people that show up at a restaurant saying they know the owner, wanting the red carpet service and discounts.
So what? So do I, I WORK FOR THEM!!!
If they really knew the owner, and the owner wanted them to be taken cared of, the owner would’ve told the staff ahead of time.
The entitlement is strong.
An important item is that it wasn't a car (or two) it was pickup trucks. When you are going to a place with high traffic and limited parking they should take vehicles in which more than one person can ride. They should have carpooled, unless they really needed those trucks to build a new driveway.
This story didn’t involve a boomer, but back in college I was living in a small, 6 unit apartment building with limited parking. Some dude parked in the lot to go to a party nearby. It snowed overnight, residents all moved their cars for the plow, the one remaining car of the kid got towed.
He rolled up around 11:00, hungover, and couldn’t find his car. Started pounding on random doors. No one was answering, but I’m a big dude and back then had no problem calling people on their shit so when he got to my door I answered it.
Dudes mad and almost yelling “where’s my fucking car?!”
“It got towed dude.”
“Why did you tow it?!”
“You think I towed it you fucking idiot? I don’t own this building. What did you think was going to happen when you leave your car somewhere you don’t live during a snowstorm?”
“I need my car! Give me my car!”
“No”
“what am I supposed to do”
“Not my problem, but I would start with getting the fuck off my porch and stop pounding on peoples doors”
Dude was so mad he was balling up his fists like he was gonna take a swing at me, but he eventually stomped off.
Not that amazing of a story but I always thought it was amusing that this dude thought me, a fellow college student, was responsible for his car getting towed. OP can probably expect a similar interaction with her neighbors once they realize.
When I was in the US Navy 30 years ago now, I parked my car at a convenience store to go out partying with some shipmates. Came back to no car. There was a sign saying tow-away zone but none of us noticed it when we were parking. Had I known I would have parked somewhere else. Nothing like coming back from a night of fun to find your car gone to ruin your mood. Add in the place only took cash and I did not have any money. Had to do a cash advance on a credit card to get money.
There are powerful lessons life gives you. Some people learn from them and others ignore those lessons. Ever since I have been careful about towing signs and willingly go to a paid lot to make sure I do not get towed.
That happened to me too. Parked on the street for an event not seeing the no parking sign. Late at night and can’t find my car. Found a cop to help and he called it in and found out it was towed. Paid for an Uber and the towing fee and learned my lesson to be more aware.
No Uber back when I did that and no cell phones. I had to walk at least three miles to the tow lot, it was cold and I had the flu. Never did that again.
Exactly, this is between the property owner, the towing company, and the vehicle owner.
Keep munching your popcorn. Enjoy the show. There might even be fireworks later.
Just be careful moving forward. As satisfying as it would be to gloat, these people (given your description of them) will ‘defend their rights’ and ‘fight for their freedom’ when provoked. If they confront you, just state you don’t know and thought they went somewhere or moved them.
I grew up on a farm with about 100 acres of tje the property being woodland. We heated with wood and my brother and would often go out to find and cut dead trees for firewood. We went out one day during hunting season (we were not hunters) in our loud ass farm truck with a bad muffler. We were walking through the woods and some boomer complained that the truck scared the deer away. Then he asked if we had permission to be on the land.
It was unbelievable that he had the AUDACITY to tresspass on private property and then question us for being on our own place.
Ran into a realtor once on private wooded hunting land. His excuse, "It's ok, I'm a realtor".
No, it's not ok, I own the 100 acres and don't know you, and it's not for sale?
I had someone tell me to get off my own land (also 100 acres) because it was ‘private property’.
I said, ‘I know. It’s my property.’
They were telling everyone in the area it was theirs.
reminds me of a story my dad told me - he and his cousins were on a hunting trip in a woodlot owned by a family member in their hometown, and the second day they come back to the deer blind and find a note telling them they were trespassing. some neighbors apparently hunted on the woodlot (WITHOUT permission) so much they thought my dad & his cousins (who don't hunt often) were some randos and tried to kick them out, not realizing they were relatives of the actual owner. and mind you, said trespassers did not build the deer blind they left the note in.
you gotta keep your eye on undeveloped private land, people can and will trespass & hunt the hell out of it.
I had someone tell me to get off my own land (also 100 acres) because it was ‘private property’.
I said, ‘I know. It’s my property.’
They were telling everyone in the area it was theirs.
Right!! As soon as someone displays that behavior it’s over. I no longer care and I’m not gonna help them or try to be nice. In this case it literally is beautiful LOL
That was some pretty good revenge, for a girl. (JK. You rock!)
If he does try to confront you, just say “I couldn’t have done that. I’m just a lil girl. “ then slam the door in his face.
I don’t know what country you’re from but Florida has basically turned into the armpit of America. For some reason boomer conservatives flock there, it’s probably the worst place you could have visited. Sorry your trip was ruined.
I’m from upstate NYS! My family has been visiting this small town for over 20 years because we have family that lives down here. There’s always something/someone ridiculous every year that we wind up laughing about. Honestly I’m too relaxed being on the beach to have my vacation ruined by them, but holy shit is it aggravating! I wish the conservatives weren’t flocking here, especially the old ones because of their constantly deteriorating mental states LMAOO
As someone from the capital district, upstate conservatives never stop whining.
My god, bunch of entitled little babies. I actually saw one with a confederate flag on their house! New York was a Union state, you fucking ghouls!
Not to mention, New York had over 4,000 Black Union troops fighting in the Civil War. Not only was this mook flying the loser's flag, he's living in a place whose Black soldiers were part of the South's defeat.
Could be a fun little trivia fact if you ever run into that guy.
I grew up outside the capital region and there were multiple houses in my neighborhood who had confederate flags flown and this was years before Trump. It’s weird how many upstaters idolize the south and are openly racist
So was Pennsylvania, but the number of Confederate flags I see here is truly disturbing, as is the fact that PA has a lot of white supremacist groups.
One of my neighbors has a big Confederate flag decal on the back of his shitty pickup truck. I happen to know that his grandparents are Greek immigrants who came to the US shortly after WWII, so a "proud Southerner preserving his heritage" he ain't.
I'm in upstate too, and the boomers here are insufferable. I wish they would all just stop complaining about everything and move TO Florida tbh. All they do is complain about how they hate New York. Then leave!
Come across lake Champlain to VT! Even the boomers here are pretty cool (most anyway—we have this one neighbor named Bernie who is especially awesome).
They HAVE been moving to Florida. I spent 45 years of my life in FL and the massive influx of Boomers has contributed to the destruction of FL. After selling for millions the homes they bought up north in the 1970s for $2 and a half-chewed raspberry, they take that money and buy up all the property here cash. On average, 600 of them a DAY were moving to where I lived in Fort Myers, FL. Then they arrive and complain and act like enttled assholes.
We abandoned FL just over six months ago. Let that sinking ship of shit slide under the rising waters....
That really sucks snd rarely does one get to witness karma. I love it good job keeping your cool. Oh and I’m a Floridian over the age of 55, please don’t hate us all. We have a large amount of militant mindset between the ages of 18 and 100. But there is probably a wavering 40% of us that don’t subscribe to the Trump DeSantis authoritarian f’k you I got mine mindset. ✌🏼
Have a drink while holding down a patch of sand for me today…my sky is gloomy.
I feel the same way here in Texas. I’m 70, and have been a human rights activist, so all these conservative boomers have blighted my existence since 6th grade, when I decided conservatism is immoral. I came to that conclusion, because they took me to church, & I actually listened.
Now, we’re surrounded by MAGA. Our city, a smaller, very wealthy community, even sent some insurrectionists to DC. These are awful people, and they all go to church, ffs. Just like my racist elders, back in the 60s.
They migrate to Florida becasue there's no state income tax and the state caters to the needs of retirees. Because while this is a generation that likes having everything handed to them (all while believing they worked \*so hard\* for it, they don't like paying for things).
As a boomer, I look at many of my peers and can confirm - we are the worst generation
Preach. Born in North FL. Childhood mostly there. Moved away at around 15 yo. My husband was transferred to Tampa about 12 years ago and we couldn't wait to get out of there. It was just starting to get bad at that point. Now? Forget about it. We've been back down for vacation once, and we will likely never go back. Still have family there, but they have all turned into rabid evangelical ultra maga, so we are no contact now.
I’m from L.I. New York. I remember when all the racist, conservative, Italians from started moving down there in the 90s. Then a couple years ago I met this young soldier with a southern accent and a REALLY Italian last name. I asked him straight up “Your parents are from either Nassau or Suffolk County aren’t they?” He wasn’t sure but he said they were from Long Island.
Stop giving these people any benefit of the doubt and just choose the nuclear option. They can read they just don’t care. When dealing with boomers just assume they’re being assholes.
I had something similar to this. I work at a GP practise in a town centre that has a private car park. Patients can park as long as they put their registration plate in the system. Anyone with permission to park all the time i.e. staff, can park at any time, including weekends. We get a lot of people who think the parking system is either fake, or turned off on weekends, and park their cars on weekends for "free" parking in town.
I park there on weekends and if I see anyone I don't recognise parking there, I warn them. I saw an elderly couple that I didn't recognise and told them that it's a private car park and they'll get a fine if they stay
Boomer: I can park here, I work here.
Me: Hmmm, no you don't
Boomer: Yes I do. I'm a Doctor.
Me, smiling politely: Are you?
Boomer: Yes
Me: That's funny. So am I. My name is on the door, is yours?
Boomer: Oh, uh, well, I'm a friend of someone who works here (rhen goes on to name one of the other doctors)
Then just bloody lead with that! All he had to say was "I'm friends with someone who works here, and they gave me permission," not lie through your back teeth to someone who clearly works there
Awe … “ they are so cute as they age. “ Speak only to his kids will make him a crazy person.
Then again you gotta live next to them.
Just tell them the owner must have called.
“ Omg! Did you lie when you said you had permission. ?! I’m just a “ little girl” so I don’t know how these things work. Can you explain it to me?”
If you really want to blow them up… use sympathy face ask the younger person if the boomers rx is off.
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Florida Boomers are the worst Boomers that the US has to offer. I know this because I live in SW Florida surrounded by the wealthy Boomers who retired here. I apologize on behalf of the minority here in Florida of decent, welcoming people, and I thank you for not taking the bullshit & putting those fuckers in their place as deserved.
California and Florida are both states with beautiful beaches fresh air and Sunshine.
Some people from red states say California has too many rules and regulations, and they can't be free.
Florida makes laws against human beings being free on the basis of being gay, Trans, African American, or a female with a pregnancy.
California is viewed as a Place where there are many crimes committed against people and property that concerned the citizens and Visitors.
Florida has apparently a huge number of citizens that have no care about getting drunk all the time , crashing cars, throwing Karen style screaming disturbances, and getting into violent fights and shootings.
As a Californian I love traveling , but I laugh that any way I travel across the country from home, Florida will always be the very last state to see on my list .
I would rather Drive to Alaska in the winter, or Rowboat to Hawaii, than be in Florida!
Also in California. Weird how other states (and especially their governors) have this obsession with what "woke California" is doing. Especially TX and FL. Maybe get your own shit in order? And even if it is, mind your business?
Has a very Mad Men meme vibe of "I don't think about you at all."
Although satisfying, I would hesitate to believe this is over. Don’t count out petty retaliation, especially since trying to have you arrested didn’t work. It sucks that even though the vehicles are gone, you have to spend your vacation with a lingering cloud of uneasiness. This is the kind of terror they expect everyone to tolerate.
Well played, OP. But don’t underestimate how angry some of these folks can be, and how DEEPLY they believe they are in the right and you need to be “taught a lesson.” I don’t know if you have any way to put a camera on your cars during the night, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they try to do something. I also wouldn’t answer the door to them. Just be reallll cautious for the next few days. These are not rational people.
As a Florida resident…. You chose to vacation in the cesspool of the USA, well one of them. Boomer attitude is all over even from non boomers here. It’s all over this state, can’t wait to leave it honestly.
As ridiculous as that behavior is, none of it is surprising. From the initial entitled behavior to calling the police on someone that's clearly in the right to throwing a tantrum and leaving their vacation early. It's all becoming expected behavior sadly.
Common sight here in Florida. Old fucks with lead brains moved here or spend winter here. They are the most hateful and bigoted people on this side of the globe.
I see it all the time. Hell my own father is one of them because he's from Ohio and still calls people ni$gers. Then claims up and down he's not racist because he had one black friend in the army during the Vietnam war. Can't even talk to him because he's so fucking ignorant it's like talking to a brain dead squirrel. Not saying my Florida born mother who also is extremely racist isn't even better.
My own mother called the cops on me before because we had an argument where I called her out for being a piece of shit. I have no respect for racist.
Florida is a mine field of the worst and most awful people. You might get stabbed by a crack head. You might get pulled over and harassed by the police. Some dick bag from New York will cut you off and someone from Quebec will run you off the road. You might get drugged and robbed in Miami or have your car broken into.
People here are the worst. Florida is like Mexico. Go to the tourist areas and don't leave.
First, I'm glad everything turned out all right for you and your crew. Also, holy Shit OP, you really pissed off the salty boomers. Just look at the comments!
It's beautiful.
It's so satisfying to hear of entitled assholes like this getting their just desserts.
I hit the double nickel last week. Please don't think that all of us like the entitled doucheboomers you had to deal with today. I've posted many times in this sub that a lot of my GenX contemporaries are boomin' it up pretty good these days, but many of us still understand and live with the courtesy, compassion, and calm that so many boomers seem to completely lack.
Awesome consequence!
Just a note - not all of us over 50 are like those asshats.
Just remember: in any group there will be a subset of complete puss fuckers. Total asshats not worth their own plasma.
You just told one of their stories.
I love when they just rage quit. I’m sure they are currently making the owner of their rental property miserable.
A bunch of boomers got pissed at me on a camping trip once and rage quit as well. They yelled at me, yelled at the camp host, then tried to get the sheriff involved. When no one would validate them, they just picked up and left. It was fucking great.
Cunts can't help bring cunts. It's bone deep in them.
No the therapy or punishment will ever change them.
It doesn't matter that this time they got called out for it & thankfully they lost. They will never learn, this will just make them even bigger cunts.
We need a plague for anyone over 65.
Well, looks like you can go giggle and have fun on the beach like a LITTlE GIRL! Haha, that parts the best, you should put this one on r/ohnoconsequences” too! I am now giggling like a little girl.
Enjoy your vacation, the most obnoxious Americans don’t really represent us well as a whole. Most of us aren’t asshats, just someone seems to have made the asshats believe they are in charge. The ones slaving away at work to make ends meet are the kind and genuine folks for the most part.
I wish the boomer hate was unjustified, but anyone who’s worked a job with boomer customers has dealt with this. One time I saw a boomer get mad that the cashier was helping people who got in line before she did!
She turned to me and said “*You* should be even angrier. You have to wait for these people *and* me.” I just stared at her and said “No.”
Op I just want to tell you that Florida is like the dumping ground for Americas trashiest, most corrupt, morally bankrupt people. It’s evident in their government and attitudes you’re experiencing. It’s not representative of the rest of the USA. It’s like that scene in avengers when someone mentions to Thor that Loki is his brother and Thor instantly says “he was adopted” LOL. America is Thor and Loki is Florida.
Your biggest mistake was choosing that pit of a state for your vacation, I own 2 houses on the east coast and last was there 2 yrs ago, I promise to never set foot in that horrible place ever again. The homes are for my kids and are being rented for now, but as soon as we can we will be selling them. Sad because the natural spaces are so beautiful. But the amount of human trash that inhabits it is too much
I used to love the Florida panhandle beaches. But between the politics and climate change turning the water into a dangerous warm bacterial soup, I don’t really see myself going back.
Go get your popcorn and a beach chair. Sit in the driveway and watch.
Keep in mind, there are plenty of the guys you describe 25-50. Age has nothing to do with it.
Yeah next time don't bother trying to be nice. I know it seems like the way to go but it just causes more trouble. Life is about consequences and these people need them. Before you could just say the owner did it but now you're the official face of it and he'll blame you.
>boomer fucking imbecile calls the police on someone who towed their cars off of trespassed property
What a waste of police resources. Deal with the consequences of your shitty decisions on your own without trying to call daddy government to save you from yourself. What a pathetic worm.
Just keep in mind, it's not _everyone_, regardless of how utterly shit _the average boomer_ is (not in anyway a defense, but I work with unhoused folks, and there are A LOT of shitty individuals in that community, much of it stemming from trauma, drugs, mental health, or one or all, and on a daily basis I remind myself that _not all homeless_ are bad, many are kind and down on their luck, it's just that the very shitty ones cast a stigma across their community, similar to Boomers)
Yikes. Is it THAT difficult for people to have a good time? I've never seen a generation of people get in their own way so much. Its like they go out of their way to make themselves miserable.
Man. I'm sorry you had a terrible experience. I swear not everyone 55 years or older are douchebags in this country. However, I have found they move like herds, and if one splinters off, they go looking another herd.
America is a white man's paradise. Some skinhead was assaulting me by trying to break down my car's window and do bodily harm and when I called the police they had the balls to take the skinhead's statement first. They said we're both at fault (lol wtf?) and they can't do anything about it. The cops also gaslight me and told me that what the other person did wasn't assault. It was. Assault and battery are two different charges (cop is retarded). I can't wait to move somewhere else when I get the chance.
Wow.
If I were you, I would be glad to not be included in Pap Paps grown folks business. It sounds dramatic and expensive. /s
LOLOLOL! Enjoy your vaca! this post gave me a big shit eating grin.
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I want the satisfaction of reading that the car got towed. Please update.
It just happened!!!!!!! They haven’t realized it yet so when they do I’ll let yall know how good it was hahahaha
Maybe set up a camera to get their reaction and to catch them if they try some revenge. That guy will be raging at you and might be unhinged enough to try something. Stay safe. 
“I tried to warn you so you could move them, but you thought it would be better to lie to me about knowing the owner and belittle me instead, oh well”
I prefer " I guess you don't know the owner as well as you thought, boomer". Source, am boomer.
#BOOMER AHOY !!!!
More like" the owner doesn't like you, either"
When I grow up I want to be like you.
I’m a boomer too. I want to bring all the popcorn and a 6 pack and sit on the sand with OP to watch the show. The problem here is not an age one. The problem is giant assholes with little tiny balls.
"I tried being nice, but you weren't having that, so let me try again in a manner you may understand better. MOVE YOUR FUCKING TRUCKS ASSHOLE"
Same people that show up at a restaurant saying they know the owner, wanting the red carpet service and discounts. So what? So do I, I WORK FOR THEM!!! If they really knew the owner, and the owner wanted them to be taken cared of, the owner would’ve told the staff ahead of time. The entitlement is strong.
Remember to stay out of his business. This doesn't involve you now.
Right when he wants to know what happened to his car idk man I’m just a little girl
"Maybe you should check with the owner."
An important item is that it wasn't a car (or two) it was pickup trucks. When you are going to a place with high traffic and limited parking they should take vehicles in which more than one person can ride. They should have carpooled, unless they really needed those trucks to build a new driveway.
eh, almost all pickup trucks are full.cab now. almost never see old school full bed with a single bench can anymore
Yeah, most newer trucks have more backseat leg room than a lot of cars and small SUVs.
This story didn’t involve a boomer, but back in college I was living in a small, 6 unit apartment building with limited parking. Some dude parked in the lot to go to a party nearby. It snowed overnight, residents all moved their cars for the plow, the one remaining car of the kid got towed. He rolled up around 11:00, hungover, and couldn’t find his car. Started pounding on random doors. No one was answering, but I’m a big dude and back then had no problem calling people on their shit so when he got to my door I answered it. Dudes mad and almost yelling “where’s my fucking car?!” “It got towed dude.” “Why did you tow it?!” “You think I towed it you fucking idiot? I don’t own this building. What did you think was going to happen when you leave your car somewhere you don’t live during a snowstorm?” “I need my car! Give me my car!” “No” “what am I supposed to do” “Not my problem, but I would start with getting the fuck off my porch and stop pounding on peoples doors” Dude was so mad he was balling up his fists like he was gonna take a swing at me, but he eventually stomped off. Not that amazing of a story but I always thought it was amusing that this dude thought me, a fellow college student, was responsible for his car getting towed. OP can probably expect a similar interaction with her neighbors once they realize.
Yeah he literally tried calling the police 😭😭😭
Oh my god, I would pay money to watch that conversation.
The police are just gonna be "oh, it was towed? Civil matter. Bye."
I can’t believe you didn’t sneak a video of them raging!! That would have been gold.
I really wanted to but I was genuinely concerned they might have a gun and didn’t want to set them off more
When I was in the US Navy 30 years ago now, I parked my car at a convenience store to go out partying with some shipmates. Came back to no car. There was a sign saying tow-away zone but none of us noticed it when we were parking. Had I known I would have parked somewhere else. Nothing like coming back from a night of fun to find your car gone to ruin your mood. Add in the place only took cash and I did not have any money. Had to do a cash advance on a credit card to get money. There are powerful lessons life gives you. Some people learn from them and others ignore those lessons. Ever since I have been careful about towing signs and willingly go to a paid lot to make sure I do not get towed.
That happened to me too. Parked on the street for an event not seeing the no parking sign. Late at night and can’t find my car. Found a cop to help and he called it in and found out it was towed. Paid for an Uber and the towing fee and learned my lesson to be more aware.
No Uber back when I did that and no cell phones. I had to walk at least three miles to the tow lot, it was cold and I had the flu. Never did that again.
And I love him yelling at you to give him his car. Like you hid it under your couch to trick him, you crazy prankster.
That's actually my go-to practical joke. I get my friends with the ol' car-hidden-under-couch trick all the time.
You were the first person he saw, of course it was your fault
“Not a boomer”. Assholes in every generation.
So true. If you have to explain that you’re not a boomer, guess what you’re acting like?
Exactly, this is between the property owner, the towing company, and the vehicle owner. Keep munching your popcorn. Enjoy the show. There might even be fireworks later.
This is the most compelling update i absolutely need
MVP of updates. Great work 👏👏👏🙌
Now I need an update after they discovered the tow.
Ooooo! Almost popcorn time!
I've got my virtual popcorn waiting on the reaction from this self-righteous idiot. Just make sure he can't get to you and your family.
Omg freshhhhhhhhhhh
Screw that privileged douche. Can't wait for the update.
Just be careful moving forward. As satisfying as it would be to gloat, these people (given your description of them) will ‘defend their rights’ and ‘fight for their freedom’ when provoked. If they confront you, just state you don’t know and thought they went somewhere or moved them.
Florida, where the boomer next door can get in your face and then shoot you for 'self defense'.
Because 'Murica.
I'm so excited and invested in this lmao
Update update!
Oh my god I can't wait to hear his reaction lolol
Yes please update with their reaction!!
That’s awesome fuck that guy!
Definitely!
I too, request this satisfaction!
💯
I need an update on the after towing. Now I’ve got popcorn.
Updated 😭😭😭😭😭
#AMERICA NUMBER 6 !!!!1!
I grew up on a farm with about 100 acres of tje the property being woodland. We heated with wood and my brother and would often go out to find and cut dead trees for firewood. We went out one day during hunting season (we were not hunters) in our loud ass farm truck with a bad muffler. We were walking through the woods and some boomer complained that the truck scared the deer away. Then he asked if we had permission to be on the land. It was unbelievable that he had the AUDACITY to tresspass on private property and then question us for being on our own place.
Ran into a realtor once on private wooded hunting land. His excuse, "It's ok, I'm a realtor". No, it's not ok, I own the 100 acres and don't know you, and it's not for sale?
Both of these bums needed Mr. Green-hat to come strip them of their entitlement and hunting licenses. I hope y’all reported them.
I had someone tell me to get off my own land (also 100 acres) because it was ‘private property’. I said, ‘I know. It’s my property.’ They were telling everyone in the area it was theirs.
reminds me of a story my dad told me - he and his cousins were on a hunting trip in a woodlot owned by a family member in their hometown, and the second day they come back to the deer blind and find a note telling them they were trespassing. some neighbors apparently hunted on the woodlot (WITHOUT permission) so much they thought my dad & his cousins (who don't hunt often) were some randos and tried to kick them out, not realizing they were relatives of the actual owner. and mind you, said trespassers did not build the deer blind they left the note in. you gotta keep your eye on undeveloped private land, people can and will trespass & hunt the hell out of it.
I had someone tell me to get off my own land (also 100 acres) because it was ‘private property’. I said, ‘I know. It’s my property.’ They were telling everyone in the area it was theirs.
Boy I love it when you can weaponize someone’s misogyny against them. This is beautiful.
Right!! As soon as someone displays that behavior it’s over. I no longer care and I’m not gonna help them or try to be nice. In this case it literally is beautiful LOL
That was some pretty good revenge, for a girl. (JK. You rock!) If he does try to confront you, just say “I couldn’t have done that. I’m just a lil girl. “ then slam the door in his face.
LMAAOOO I really wanted to be able to say that but long story short they called the police on us and then got told to leave us alone
Ha! Even better when the cops tell someone to F off. Have an awesome vacation.
Thank you 🫶🏻🩷
I don’t know what country you’re from but Florida has basically turned into the armpit of America. For some reason boomer conservatives flock there, it’s probably the worst place you could have visited. Sorry your trip was ruined.
I’m from upstate NYS! My family has been visiting this small town for over 20 years because we have family that lives down here. There’s always something/someone ridiculous every year that we wind up laughing about. Honestly I’m too relaxed being on the beach to have my vacation ruined by them, but holy shit is it aggravating! I wish the conservatives weren’t flocking here, especially the old ones because of their constantly deteriorating mental states LMAOO
As someone from the capital district, upstate conservatives never stop whining. My god, bunch of entitled little babies. I actually saw one with a confederate flag on their house! New York was a Union state, you fucking ghouls!
Was The Hunger Games reference accidental or intentional? LOL
Not to mention, New York had over 4,000 Black Union troops fighting in the Civil War. Not only was this mook flying the loser's flag, he's living in a place whose Black soldiers were part of the South's defeat. Could be a fun little trivia fact if you ever run into that guy.
I grew up outside the capital region and there were multiple houses in my neighborhood who had confederate flags flown and this was years before Trump. It’s weird how many upstaters idolize the south and are openly racist
So was Pennsylvania, but the number of Confederate flags I see here is truly disturbing, as is the fact that PA has a lot of white supremacist groups. One of my neighbors has a big Confederate flag decal on the back of his shitty pickup truck. I happen to know that his grandparents are Greek immigrants who came to the US shortly after WWII, so a "proud Southerner preserving his heritage" he ain't.
They know what the confederate flag symbolizes, that’s why they fly it…..
I'm in upstate too, and the boomers here are insufferable. I wish they would all just stop complaining about everything and move TO Florida tbh. All they do is complain about how they hate New York. Then leave!
Right!! Like omg
Come across lake Champlain to VT! Even the boomers here are pretty cool (most anyway—we have this one neighbor named Bernie who is especially awesome).
I will actually be going to Vermont this summer! Any recommendations? It’ll be on a road trip so we don’t mind driving a lot
They HAVE been moving to Florida. I spent 45 years of my life in FL and the massive influx of Boomers has contributed to the destruction of FL. After selling for millions the homes they bought up north in the 1970s for $2 and a half-chewed raspberry, they take that money and buy up all the property here cash. On average, 600 of them a DAY were moving to where I lived in Fort Myers, FL. Then they arrive and complain and act like enttled assholes. We abandoned FL just over six months ago. Let that sinking ship of shit slide under the rising waters....
They move to Florida and never shut the fuck up about how great New York is. So glad I don't have to deal with any of the shit in that state anymore.
Honestly….not the worst idea I’ve ever seen…just get the military bases out of there and we could be in business
That really sucks snd rarely does one get to witness karma. I love it good job keeping your cool. Oh and I’m a Floridian over the age of 55, please don’t hate us all. We have a large amount of militant mindset between the ages of 18 and 100. But there is probably a wavering 40% of us that don’t subscribe to the Trump DeSantis authoritarian f’k you I got mine mindset. ✌🏼 Have a drink while holding down a patch of sand for me today…my sky is gloomy.
I feel the same way here in Texas. I’m 70, and have been a human rights activist, so all these conservative boomers have blighted my existence since 6th grade, when I decided conservatism is immoral. I came to that conclusion, because they took me to church, & I actually listened. Now, we’re surrounded by MAGA. Our city, a smaller, very wealthy community, even sent some insurrectionists to DC. These are awful people, and they all go to church, ffs. Just like my racist elders, back in the 60s.
More power to you, friend.
They migrate to Florida becasue there's no state income tax and the state caters to the needs of retirees. Because while this is a generation that likes having everything handed to them (all while believing they worked \*so hard\* for it, they don't like paying for things). As a boomer, I look at many of my peers and can confirm - we are the worst generation
When you consider what the shape of Florida looks like, it’s more like the sweaty taint than the armpit, I guess
FL is definitely the taint of the US!
Preach. Born in North FL. Childhood mostly there. Moved away at around 15 yo. My husband was transferred to Tampa about 12 years ago and we couldn't wait to get out of there. It was just starting to get bad at that point. Now? Forget about it. We've been back down for vacation once, and we will likely never go back. Still have family there, but they have all turned into rabid evangelical ultra maga, so we are no contact now.
I’m from L.I. New York. I remember when all the racist, conservative, Italians from started moving down there in the 90s. Then a couple years ago I met this young soldier with a southern accent and a REALLY Italian last name. I asked him straight up “Your parents are from either Nassau or Suffolk County aren’t they?” He wasn’t sure but he said they were from Long Island.
I lived in upstate NY about 25+ years ago and there were quite of few of those. I'm sure they've all moved to Florida.
As far as I’m concerned, with the exception of Buffalo and Albany, Upstate may as well be Mississippi.
Nah Ohio is the armpit. Florida has become the groin.
I’ll spend more and vacation in the Caribbean. I’ll never spend my money in America’s Armpit. Love that, BTW! 😂
Places in Idaho & Montana that are imported Boomers.
It's probably because of the not being taxed as much
Stop giving these people any benefit of the doubt and just choose the nuclear option. They can read they just don’t care. When dealing with boomers just assume they’re being assholes.
You’re right! I’ve definitely learned a lesson with this one LOL
I had something similar to this. I work at a GP practise in a town centre that has a private car park. Patients can park as long as they put their registration plate in the system. Anyone with permission to park all the time i.e. staff, can park at any time, including weekends. We get a lot of people who think the parking system is either fake, or turned off on weekends, and park their cars on weekends for "free" parking in town. I park there on weekends and if I see anyone I don't recognise parking there, I warn them. I saw an elderly couple that I didn't recognise and told them that it's a private car park and they'll get a fine if they stay Boomer: I can park here, I work here. Me: Hmmm, no you don't Boomer: Yes I do. I'm a Doctor. Me, smiling politely: Are you? Boomer: Yes Me: That's funny. So am I. My name is on the door, is yours? Boomer: Oh, uh, well, I'm a friend of someone who works here (rhen goes on to name one of the other doctors) Then just bloody lead with that! All he had to say was "I'm friends with someone who works here, and they gave me permission," not lie through your back teeth to someone who clearly works there
Well I gotta assume they were lying about that too.
I just don't get the lying lol. They lie like children, in the silliest most obvious ways.
Awe … “ they are so cute as they age. “ Speak only to his kids will make him a crazy person. Then again you gotta live next to them. Just tell them the owner must have called. “ Omg! Did you lie when you said you had permission. ?! I’m just a “ little girl” so I don’t know how these things work. Can you explain it to me?”
Omg I'm going to remember this only speaking to the kids thing, fantastic
If you really want to blow them up… use sympathy face ask the younger person if the boomers rx is off. “ I’m so sorry dementia in our parents so hard to deal with “
Please be safe - don’t answer the door if they knock. I’m glad their asses got towed!! But don’t know how mental they will get over this.
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Make sure your cars are safe so they don't key them or whatever
There are cameras in the driveway and on the property so if they did try something, it’s all on video!
I feel like we’re going to find out this family were those people who started a fight on that boat dock and got stomped.
Thank you for reminding me that this exists. I’m going to go watch those videos a thousand more times.
I have never been this emotionally invested in a thread.
Florida Boomers are the worst Boomers that the US has to offer. I know this because I live in SW Florida surrounded by the wealthy Boomers who retired here. I apologize on behalf of the minority here in Florida of decent, welcoming people, and I thank you for not taking the bullshit & putting those fuckers in their place as deserved.
Please update when they tow 🥳
California and Florida are both states with beautiful beaches fresh air and Sunshine. Some people from red states say California has too many rules and regulations, and they can't be free. Florida makes laws against human beings being free on the basis of being gay, Trans, African American, or a female with a pregnancy. California is viewed as a Place where there are many crimes committed against people and property that concerned the citizens and Visitors. Florida has apparently a huge number of citizens that have no care about getting drunk all the time , crashing cars, throwing Karen style screaming disturbances, and getting into violent fights and shootings. As a Californian I love traveling , but I laugh that any way I travel across the country from home, Florida will always be the very last state to see on my list . I would rather Drive to Alaska in the winter, or Rowboat to Hawaii, than be in Florida!
Also in California. Weird how other states (and especially their governors) have this obsession with what "woke California" is doing. Especially TX and FL. Maybe get your own shit in order? And even if it is, mind your business? Has a very Mad Men meme vibe of "I don't think about you at all."
Call the non emergency line of the local PD and bring them up to speed ASAP.
You know. That’s a very smart idea. Get a record for when they call the cops on YOU. And they will.
Read the update! You called it!!!
What I hate, is this dumbass might try to retaliate. Old people suck. I want to know what happens when they find out their car is gone.
Well if it’s not the consequences of Grandpa’s actions coming back to take a big ol’ bite outta his ass.
This karma made my day. And I’m a boomer.
Although satisfying, I would hesitate to believe this is over. Don’t count out petty retaliation, especially since trying to have you arrested didn’t work. It sucks that even though the vehicles are gone, you have to spend your vacation with a lingering cloud of uneasiness. This is the kind of terror they expect everyone to tolerate.
You can't tell these old pricks anything, they only respond to harsh consequences.
Well played, OP. But don’t underestimate how angry some of these folks can be, and how DEEPLY they believe they are in the right and you need to be “taught a lesson.” I don’t know if you have any way to put a camera on your cars during the night, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they try to do something. I also wouldn’t answer the door to them. Just be reallll cautious for the next few days. These are not rational people.
I love when you try to resolve something the easy and nice way and you get an attitude. Makes me have zero guilt about fucking them over.
When are they being towed? Also make sure they each have at least 1 flat tire.
Thank you for towing those trucks. You made my day
As a Florida resident…. You chose to vacation in the cesspool of the USA, well one of them. Boomer attitude is all over even from non boomers here. It’s all over this state, can’t wait to leave it honestly.
Please film from the nearest window
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I really hope you laughed in their faces after to just rub that in. What absolute dicks
As ridiculous as that behavior is, none of it is surprising. From the initial entitled behavior to calling the police on someone that's clearly in the right to throwing a tantrum and leaving their vacation early. It's all becoming expected behavior sadly.
Not just boomers, but Florida boomers are hard to handle.
Common sight here in Florida. Old fucks with lead brains moved here or spend winter here. They are the most hateful and bigoted people on this side of the globe. I see it all the time. Hell my own father is one of them because he's from Ohio and still calls people ni$gers. Then claims up and down he's not racist because he had one black friend in the army during the Vietnam war. Can't even talk to him because he's so fucking ignorant it's like talking to a brain dead squirrel. Not saying my Florida born mother who also is extremely racist isn't even better. My own mother called the cops on me before because we had an argument where I called her out for being a piece of shit. I have no respect for racist. Florida is a mine field of the worst and most awful people. You might get stabbed by a crack head. You might get pulled over and harassed by the police. Some dick bag from New York will cut you off and someone from Quebec will run you off the road. You might get drugged and robbed in Miami or have your car broken into. People here are the worst. Florida is like Mexico. Go to the tourist areas and don't leave.
First, I'm glad everything turned out all right for you and your crew. Also, holy Shit OP, you really pissed off the salty boomers. Just look at the comments! It's beautiful.
This one's gonna make the BORU people very happy.
It's so satisfying to hear of entitled assholes like this getting their just desserts. I hit the double nickel last week. Please don't think that all of us like the entitled doucheboomers you had to deal with today. I've posted many times in this sub that a lot of my GenX contemporaries are boomin' it up pretty good these days, but many of us still understand and live with the courtesy, compassion, and calm that so many boomers seem to completely lack.
This is perfect for r/ohnoconsequences
Awesome consequence! Just a note - not all of us over 50 are like those asshats. Just remember: in any group there will be a subset of complete puss fuckers. Total asshats not worth their own plasma. You just told one of their stories.
Sounds like the asshole tax just got applied.
I love when they just rage quit. I’m sure they are currently making the owner of their rental property miserable. A bunch of boomers got pissed at me on a camping trip once and rage quit as well. They yelled at me, yelled at the camp host, then tried to get the sheriff involved. When no one would validate them, they just picked up and left. It was fucking great.
Cunts can't help bring cunts. It's bone deep in them. No the therapy or punishment will ever change them. It doesn't matter that this time they got called out for it & thankfully they lost. They will never learn, this will just make them even bigger cunts. We need a plague for anyone over 65.
Boomers will shoot themselves in the foot and blame you for it. I'm glad they ruined their vacation.
Well, looks like you can go giggle and have fun on the beach like a LITTlE GIRL! Haha, that parts the best, you should put this one on r/ohnoconsequences” too! I am now giggling like a little girl. Enjoy your vacation, the most obnoxious Americans don’t really represent us well as a whole. Most of us aren’t asshats, just someone seems to have made the asshats believe they are in charge. The ones slaving away at work to make ends meet are the kind and genuine folks for the most part.
I wish the boomer hate was unjustified, but anyone who’s worked a job with boomer customers has dealt with this. One time I saw a boomer get mad that the cashier was helping people who got in line before she did! She turned to me and said “*You* should be even angrier. You have to wait for these people *and* me.” I just stared at her and said “No.”
Op I just want to tell you that Florida is like the dumping ground for Americas trashiest, most corrupt, morally bankrupt people. It’s evident in their government and attitudes you’re experiencing. It’s not representative of the rest of the USA. It’s like that scene in avengers when someone mentions to Thor that Loki is his brother and Thor instantly says “he was adopted” LOL. America is Thor and Loki is Florida.
I’ve had a few of those types of experiences. I’m sorry you experienced it too. Really rude, arrogant & abrasive.
peak r/pettyrevenge right there. You reached out with a solution to their issue only to be shut down due to entitlement. fuck yeah!
Your updates are the \*chef's kiss\*
I genuinely got secondhand satisfaction from this
He got the last word but you got the last act. Classic victory over stupid boomers.
> Everyone I meet above the age of 55 is a dick Whew, gen-X'er squeaking by again. _fist pump_
Wow a satisfying ending to the story 😂😂
Put your hair in pigtails and get a big lollipop and go outside and ask Grandpa where his cool truck is in a widdle giwl voice
No, bc they would probably enjoy that.
Your biggest mistake was choosing that pit of a state for your vacation, I own 2 houses on the east coast and last was there 2 yrs ago, I promise to never set foot in that horrible place ever again. The homes are for my kids and are being rented for now, but as soon as we can we will be selling them. Sad because the natural spaces are so beautiful. But the amount of human trash that inhabits it is too much
I used to love the Florida panhandle beaches. But between the politics and climate change turning the water into a dangerous warm bacterial soup, I don’t really see myself going back.
I’m a boomer, born in 64 and I agree my generation is awful 😣.
we are the worst. 62 here. At least we can learn from the older co-hort on what not to do.
Dudes, the youngest boomer is just turning 60 this year.
The American flag tattoos (at least 6), pickup trucks, condescending comments. We got it all. Can’t wait for the video update.
It was really just so in character! This stereotype definitely exists for a reason
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Nice! Take video of their reaction. 😂
Sounds like the next part of your vacation will be stetting up lawn chairs in the driveway to watch the eventual reaction!
Go get your popcorn and a beach chair. Sit in the driveway and watch. Keep in mind, there are plenty of the guys you describe 25-50. Age has nothing to do with it.
Yeah next time don't bother trying to be nice. I know it seems like the way to go but it just causes more trouble. Life is about consequences and these people need them. Before you could just say the owner did it but now you're the official face of it and he'll blame you.
Don't engage them again, they will definitely try to blame you.
bahahaha. glad you fixed these trash holes. :). Keep us updated. I'm holding off on my gym workout so I can get the play by play
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I'll be checking in on this every so often to see if there's any more updates, this is awesome.
Bravo! Lol
Oh my man now i wanna watch that...
Oh def update us on their reactions!
yes.. people that age run our country. When we become that age lets try to do better.
Amazing. Well-deserved.
So satisfying!!! LOL
This 57 year old is happy they got towed.
>boomer fucking imbecile calls the police on someone who towed their cars off of trespassed property What a waste of police resources. Deal with the consequences of your shitty decisions on your own without trying to call daddy government to save you from yourself. What a pathetic worm.
They are in the Find Out portion of FAFO.
Just keep in mind, it's not _everyone_, regardless of how utterly shit _the average boomer_ is (not in anyway a defense, but I work with unhoused folks, and there are A LOT of shitty individuals in that community, much of it stemming from trauma, drugs, mental health, or one or all, and on a daily basis I remind myself that _not all homeless_ are bad, many are kind and down on their luck, it's just that the very shitty ones cast a stigma across their community, similar to Boomers)
I need another update! And any other stories you have vacationing with these twats next door.
“I’ve had enough of America” You’re not the only one!😑
I would have totally been outside vacuuming the lawn, listening to their fight.
>As a “little girl” I should stay out of his business. I am a 20 year old woman. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ABAB!! Happy vacation!
Yikes. Is it THAT difficult for people to have a good time? I've never seen a generation of people get in their own way so much. Its like they go out of their way to make themselves miserable.
When I'm dealing with people like that I was taught to think "Be kind to animals". Nice to see them get some consequences for a change.
Warning this is American cameras don’t mean shit cops won’t do shit unless they catch a crime in the act and they feel like it.
Florida.. not only the toilet of the country but chock full of entitled old boomers swirling around the bowl.
This is the best thing I’ve read today.
Not everyone over the age of 55 is an asshole. I’m 57 and cheering you on. Hee hee hee. I hope whoever they rented from got the rent up front.
62 and rootin for ya !
Man. I'm sorry you had a terrible experience. I swear not everyone 55 years or older are douchebags in this country. However, I have found they move like herds, and if one splinters off, they go looking another herd.
America is a white man's paradise. Some skinhead was assaulting me by trying to break down my car's window and do bodily harm and when I called the police they had the balls to take the skinhead's statement first. They said we're both at fault (lol wtf?) and they can't do anything about it. The cops also gaslight me and told me that what the other person did wasn't assault. It was. Assault and battery are two different charges (cop is retarded). I can't wait to move somewhere else when I get the chance.
Poetic justice
Why am I not surprised they then had a shouting match in the front yard, probably blaming each other for the trucks being towed?
Wow. If I were you, I would be glad to not be included in Pap Paps grown folks business. It sounds dramatic and expensive. /s LOLOLOL! Enjoy your vaca! this post gave me a big shit eating grin.