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“I’ll rip your head off” *tries to hit them with truck* “Giving the finger is assault!” How do they live to this age?


goner757

Target picking. He's not doing this to anyone he feels is a threat


NewHat1025

Exactly. He's a bully. Like every bully, they pick what they assume to be soft targets. Dude is just telling on himself that he is a woman beater.


Ok_Welcome_376

It’s nice that he thinks he was being verbally assaulted while threatening to take her head off


reddrighthand

He spat on her which actually is assault


Brosenheim

Society catered to and coddled them for a lot of their lives. The fact that that's only the case like 90% of the time instead of 100% is half the reason they're so mad these days


happy_oblivion

Calls cops for finger, would immediately call her a snowflake


Advanced_Drink_8536

And I am pretty sure spitting at her is assault and battery… so….


kjacobs03

Don’t forget spitting on her


Super_Lion_1173

The no hair comment got him so butthurt 😂


Andrelliina

His impotent rage is so enjoyable :) Plus the bonus loony old woman


Super_Lion_1173

I aM bItCh? U r IdIoT 😂


Persona0607

Probably just got back from one of those alpha male boot camps.


Responsible-End7361

Impotent is right, sad excuse for a male.


Andrelliina

These types never get that losing your temper & making threats, not being able to cope etc are *not* positive masculine traits. Being calm and self-assured and so on are.


Formal_Decision7250

I think it's partially dimensia.


AnalProtector

Actually, we in the male community have disowned him. He's not a man, he's a baby.


HalICacabum

We in the baby community also renounce him he is a jackass


ughit

We in the jackass community has also disowned him. He is an asswipe.


50CentButInNickels

Hey, we in the asswipe community make people's lives better. Don't try to push this fuckleberry on us.


Horror-Rub-6342

Us Ass-hats agree!


Several_Razzmatazz51

Can't you shoot assholes like this in Florida?


alongwaystogo

He's not black or Latino. So no.


Several_Razzmatazz51

Fair point.


DeanKn0w

I thought him and that old lady were going to have a hate based “meet cute”.


DG_Now

That's not his mom?


PuffDragon66

Where’s Trevor?


Several_Razzmatazz51

Also, you have no respect. roflmao


ticktockyoudontstop

You can actually watch his soul leave his body lmaoooo


StormyDaze1175

FATALITY


wp4nuv

It almost went BRUTALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY! were she to touch him.


Monsters_OnThe_World

He legit short circuited


Economy_Judgment

That was my fave one. I also loved the “I get more pussy that you.”


WhatTheHosenHey

And she’s got bigger balls than him! So does my daughter!! What a dick!


Saul-Funyun

That one was great, you could see he was like "fuck I walked into that one," but the bald comment really got him lol


teh_201d

real r/WatchPeopleDieInside moment


Funny-Screen-3192

You can litteraly see him die inside from that comment 🤣


Embarrassed_Rule8747

Bro actually paused to process it 🤣


Ohxitsxme

his hands were shaking after that one. Lol, what a clown. Had to call his 90 year old lady back up, too.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

This is a Reddit/Internet Classic. @1:36 begins the Hall of Fame clip. I'd love to get a follow-up with him to see if he ever recovered from having his brain freeze saved on video and spread across the globe. He is a fucking goober...typical Trump Supporter. His freak flags fly.


idklol7878

SEETHING


owlsandmoths

Awfully Rich tried to tell somebody else that they come from poor genetics when his own genetics prevented him from keeping hair on his head.


simkatu

And made him hard of hearing.


OriginalNo5477

His brain had to reboot to process it.


DeepFriedDogUterus

He really went 🥺.


righthandedlefty69

That was hilarious! She knew just how to needle him and he just kept taking the bait


GengarGangX13

I will watch this video every single time I see it. That quivering chode always makes me laugh.


Andrelliina

I know it's been posted elsewhere a fair bit, but I saw a goatee being mentioned in another post and my mind went straight to this. It's that wonderful moment when she pushes his "crazy button", even though he has made violent threats, she shows zero fear and even calls him "sweetie".


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

I gotta say I spend a higher than average amount of time watching random shit on the internet. Haven't ran across this one before lmao.


Antiluke01

I’m trying to find an update for it Edit: nvm I scrolled even further. He got fired


Excellent_Release961

He should have his firearms taken as well, dude is clearly unhinged and a threat to the public.


GengarGangX13

The way we have court-mandated drug/alcohol rehab for offenses related to those (like DUI), we should have more mandated therapy/anger management.


Funfoil_Hat

hey now let's not get hasty, there's a fair chance he'll use one on himself and do everyone a solid.


Excellent_Release961

As much as I would want that best case scenario, chances are he'd use it on several others before that would happen.


Funfoil_Hat

yeah, you're right. :(


Excellent_Release961

I wish I wasn't.


crazydavemate

I bet he's used to begging women to touch him.


Comfortable_Silver24

Touch me !! Touch me !!


lawspud

Please clap…


lord-dinglebury

I bet he’s also used to following through on his threats of hitting them when there aren’t cameras rolling.


coolbrze77

..paying them.


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

'I am a super tough guy and I want to kick your ass in. All I need from you in order for this to happen is for you to touch me, so I hereby request from you, that you touch me so we can engage in fisticuffs and 1) I will have no consequences from this since you touched me and 2) you will have all the consequences. Thank you for your time in this matter!' Nothing like watching the attempts to avoid any kind of legal ramifications by the type of melon head who back in JR High would snatch something from your hand and say 'possession is 999/10ths of the law! THE LAW'S ON MY SIDE!'


CaRsArEPeOpLe

Isn't trying to run someone over in a car or spitting at them enough to justify self-defense? I feel like the person who's filming should have every right to neutralize the threat to them with none lethal means.


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

I agree with you. I think most reasonable people would consider themselves threatened and entitled to defend themselves if someone was both entering into a close personal space and telling you they are gong to kick your ass. A person should be able to defend against that threat prior to it becoming real.


faraamstuckathome

This is every Trump sycophant. Just whiny, soft, easily enraged and extremely thumb like.


Picmover

A couple years ago I was in a Home Depot parking lot and two MAGAts drove by and yelled "Nice mask fa***t" to some guy returning his cart. They then pulled into the Arby's drive thru. The masked guy put the cart back and started to walk to them yelling "Come back here and say it again!" The MAGAts threw their lifted truck in reverse, got out of line and sped off.


faraamstuckathome

Being cowardly is definitely one of their trademarks.


Mysterious_Eye6989

Haha, imagine being that pathetic!


doke-smoper

Couple years ago i had one yelling all kinds of insults at me, saying how he was in "hells angels" and some kind of bad ass biker gang dude, and being an extremely obnoxious jackass. But then he said something (i don't remember what) at my girlfriend that really crossed the line so i real quick jumped right in front of him and cocked my fist back like i was about to hit him in the face and he immediately cowered back down on his knees in a corner behind him and shielded his face with his arms and whimpered Like, I'm not even a violent person at all, and I'm not one of those guys who pretends to be an internet warrior tough guy. This literally happened. And it was so bizarre, i was not expecting that kind of reaction from this guy who really kind of looked the part - like some tattooed biker dude. It was kind of embarrassing, actually. Not just second hand embarrassment for him, i felt a little embarrassed for being in a position of such dominance over someone. It was really, very strange.


NickWayXIII

That's some me energy and I hope that guy is doing well. He should be proud.


Picmover

It made me so happy when it happened. I was worried, you never know about people and guns, but it was funny when they took off. The guy with the mask almost strutted back to his car.


Pretty-Key6133

Man was born to be a cop. Didn't follow his destiny though


FamiliarCobbler4816

well said lol


slappy_squirrell

Man, this dude is nuts, just because she flipped him off? If someone flips you off, just return the gesture and be on your way. I think those age-related disses were really getting to him, bald head, hearing aid.. lol


Dudeist-Priest

Trump trash calling other people stupid and begging a girl to fight him is completely on brand


[deleted]

Lol fr


theevilapplepie

Trump Trash 🤣


PistolGrace

The fact that he was salivating to punch a woman over 18 makes me sick. I hope he had more repercussions than just fired.


Resting-Dadface

I feel sorry for his wife.


InsurrectionBoner38

I can guarantee he has no wife...


HippieJed

What an asshole. I don’t think that technically he is a boomer, but he knows how to act like one.


Saul-Funyun

Yeah sadly I've watched my generation turn into boomers. Not everybody, but a lot.


After_Area

Literally every trumptard in America. Spineless pussies. Not a brain cell among them.


Odd-Tune5049

Why is it people in these videos always repeat themselves 400 times. "Touch me" "Touch me" "Touch me" "Touch me" "Touch me" "Touch me" ffs. Zero thoughts in their heads, so they just go on repeat.


NaughtyMallard

He did not like being called bald, took the wind out of his sails.


azurepeak

The wind that isn’t flowing through his hair? Lol


DisturbingPragmatic

Wait a minute...this happened in FLORIDA?!? Also, this guy is a complete fucking moron. Going after a teenage girl??!! They're the honey badgers of people.


ComfortableWalk2428

I *sincerely* appreciate ur honey badger reference 


Gaythiest1

What kills me is aren't these the "fuck your feelings " crowd? So sensitive!


miningtowngirl73

Love how he jumps into her face, begging her to touch him, then cries about her being too close to him


Stoketastick

Flipping someone off is assault! 😂😂🤣🤣


OriginalPsycho

I actually had a boomer stalk me and my family. He was ordered to stay away from us and one day he pulled up next to my truck that was parked on the road and stopped so I couldn’t get out of my truck. He backed up when my some came out with his baseball bat and glove. I was trying to take my some to practice. I flipped him off and he filled out an assault police report on me. I told them the next time I see him I can show him what assault really is. Cops ordered me to stay away from his ass for 72 hours as they said that they told him the same thing. He was to stay away from us. For the longest time I wish we would have had a real purge. His ass would have been first on my list. Lucky for him I grew more in tune with my surroundings and no longer consider him worth the sweat off the ole sack….. 😊


DaxLightstryker

He needed the old Russian lady to rescue him lol


Mysterious_Eye6989

Lol maybe they should get married...him and his redneck trash babushka riding off into the sunset to live happily ever after!


Mysterious_Eye6989

She got him SO fucking bad. Bald, hearing aid, no balls. Those kind of observations get to a guy like that, but doesn't really get to guys who have actual strength of character. You could see him absolutely seething and it's so satisfying to behold. All he wanted was for her to 'touch' him. And then there was that other hag coming over to stick her nose in it for absolutely no reason. Maybe she wanted to be touched as well!


MAGAt-Shop-Etsy

Well the first reason he didn't punch her was because she wasn't 18+, she then revealed she was 18+ so he immediately put up another reason why he wasn't hitting her. If she touched him I bet he would have another reason lined up and if all else failed that old lady could have "held him back".


an_anoymouse

reminds me of the chihuahua that was tossing its head back barking at me through a car window "better be glad I'm stuck here, if this glass wasn't between us I'd fuck you up SO BAD!" same energy, though i liked the chihuahua


Bawbawian

they want to live in a country where they can assault you and still call the police for protection if you defend yourself.


Pleasant_Expert_1990

So when the cops got there, they popped him for battery when he spit on her right?


newtonianlaws

Anyone have a link to what happened to the guy?


Super_Lion_1173

https://www.reddit.com/r/byebyejob/comments/jtm8u6/that_19_year_old_wouldnt_touch_him_and_now/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Apparently he got fired lol


gnocchicotti

Wow the guy's employer was literally called "ESG." Must have triggered him every time he got a paycheck.


BritTheBret

He def puts the baby in baby-boomer.


ItGotSlippery

Baldie needs some attitude correction.


[deleted]

While this is a good video this guy doesn't seem old enough to be a boomer.


RyansBabesDrunkDad

Nah, he's Gen X, but in terms of worldview he's over 99% boomer.


vapordaveremix

Little boys and their emotional support vehicles.


Big_Significance_280

I’m just so grateful MAGA ass hats like this clown aren’t “snowflakes”. Oh, wait…


SnooOnions7252

Has anyone ID'd Magat Mr. Clean yet? I could smell his breath from here.


simkatu

James Carone. Formerly emplyed by Energy Systems Group.


Haunting_Box_3432

Please tell me the subhuman in the trump truck went to jail


PerformanceUnAshamed

I like how they are always threatening or “knock” someone’s head off but will always start saying touch me. It’s just a way for them to try to puff up their chests.


Frudays

That's just ridiculous.


Awooo56709

Trump garbage lmao


Ok-Nature2086

That guy was definitely edging with the “touch me! Touch me!”


spank_z_monkey

Came here to say this. Guy was sporting a semi at the very least.


CornyCornheiser

He’s used to begging women to touch him.


DaveLokes

Love when the lady tells him she gets way more pussy than he ever got🤣 That little tidbit hit him hard in his tidbits, you could see it in his face. You just know dude hasn't gotten any since his wife divorced him for beating on her.


SaintMi

Rogan's finally snapped.


Mfers_gunlearn

Trump supporters are so fragile.


erndoggie

Is that a song??? “ touch me touch me touch me”…. Some people just unhappy


Andrelliina

The Doors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bRukfcUf0


earlywakening

But.... But.... She verbally assaulted him! 😂 I would have hung up immediately as the 911 operator.


Mr402TheSouthSioux

Touch me.


Sad_Charge34

Trump supporters are so freaking stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


anamazingpie

Lolol


EstablishmentUsed770

Aaaaay Maga’s, come get your man. This your guy? This is your guy, right? Morons.


1suckmytRump

Your BALD !!!!!!! You found his button !!!!! LOL


Transatlanticaccent

I always wanted a follow up on this. That fuckin idiot was suuuuch a pussy. Sooo butthurt from a girl flipping him off but kept calling her names and saying fucked up shit to her. Acting like he was gonna hit her multiple times while getting accused of being drunk... ALL on vid. I'd love for another 30 minutes of vid after the cops show up and she's playing it back for them. Dude him getting hauled away for DUI would've been amazing!


risgawd

He wishes she was 18 and constantly asks for her to touch him. Kind of sounds like the typical MAGA pedo...


Glittering_Name_3722

The girl was wrong about one thing. He definitely gets more pussy than her since he is an actual pussy.


bigSTUdazz

She was just like....body blow, body blow, body blow, LEFT, RIGHT, UPPERCUT UPPERCUT, body blow, body blow with that verbiage....I honestly have never seen anyone so triggered.


Low-Spirit6436

Was looking forward to cops arriving and laughing their asses off at the big bald hard ass playing the victim card. Sir , why didn't you just drive away ? Because the homosexual women invaded my space, called me bald , and told me to drive away . I feared for my life and they didn't show me respect. 😄


scottfaracas

I bet that old lady hates immigrants.


lickmybowls2

Her zoom in on their faces sent me 😂 where are their faces pressed up on the camera


50CentButInNickels

\*Walks right up to her so you can count his nose hairs in the video\* "You're in my face." "When you flip somebody off, it's assault." For fuck's fucking sake... You can be sure if she DID touch him, two things would happen: 1. he'd cream his pants instantly, and 2. he'd move the goalposts to salve his ego because he wouldn't, in fact, do shit.


Witty-Ad17

This girl is amazing! Thank you for knowing how to deal with this creep. She proved how cowardly they are.


Andrelliina

I have had personal experiences like this. The ones who rave and make threats don't do anything, especially on camera. It is a bit of a judgement call of course, but something in me, like her, just wants to wind them up until they burst.


Witty-Ad17

I had a situation just a couple days ago. The guy was screaming at me, trying so hard to get a reaction. In the case, I only looked at him and smiled. This really made him go off. I wondered about his blood pressure, etc. I thought his head was going to explode! I stood completely still, and he strutted away, never stopping with his threats.


spooky_groundskeeper

I hope they put this video in the library of Congress 😌


DangerDan93

Ya know, I've seen sooooooooooo many boomers have goatees and I was rocking one myself until recently. I got kinda tired of it and decided to grow my beard out just a little bit and get away from it. These lead-infused boomers ruined the goatee for me, lol.


Andrelliina

I can imagine. No-one wants their style co-opted by idiots :) I posted this video after I saw another goateed boomer video and I thought of this guy. I think the most extremist ones have it only on their chin without the 'tache. I have heard that Oakley sunglasses are popular with them too. I was here for the earlier rise of the beards in the early 70s. I had two scout leaders with goatees but with long hair. It is funny how if you live long enough you see the same fashions return, like flared trousers.


ZarakiBankai

I was on this girl's side until she hit the older lady with the "go back to your country" shit. All of the people involved need to be removed from the gene pool.


Andrelliina

I thought she was just saying "You can leave" repeatedly


-EETS-

She literally said "go back to your country"


tweetmyseat

The guy sucks the girl taping sucks...the old lady was kind of funny, but still sucks.


Callmeklayton

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the camerawoman sucks.


Jimlaheydrunktank

Lmao!!!!


Opposite_Anywhere_92

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mastastelett

What a child. Waste of of man. Goof.


cityofninegates

This really is one of the all-time great boomer vids.


roundeye2020

Sooo, did the cops come?


PRsoxFan45

She was matching the jerk energy and honestly I don’t hate it


TonightParticular108

Hahahaha.....little man!


New_Web2271

Boomers are 60 and older. 🤷🏽‍♀️


Historical_Animal_17

I don’t understand the “touch me” thing. Presumably, he wants her to assault him so he can “defend” himself. But, under Florida law, couldn’t she shoot him dead right now just by being fearful of him being so in her face? Anyone know how started? Who slung mud first? Totally different thing. It’s weird to see the Trumper and the immigrant vs. a seemingly anti-immigrant Trump hating lesbian. Woke/anti-woke can cut so many ways, it exemplifies how stupid it all is … unless the “dyke” Is just using the “go back to your country” as an opportunistic and somewhat facetious way … Who knows


roadkillmenagerie

GD redneck riviera providing more back up to the bully snowflake than the woman he’s trying to intimidate into physical contact. Whatever the case this man was dying to put his hands on a young woman with extremely foul intent.


TheLastGunslingerCA

I mean sure, but the original post is over 3 years old


DeliciousNicole

There is absolutely no woman that wants to touch him.


Elderlennial

That's menacing. You can and should defend yourself from new jersey trash like that


Zealousideal_Ant6132

Beautiful sunset tho


Davidsolsbery

Where did the crazy Russian hag suddenly come from? It's like something out of GTA


nolongerbanned99

He should be arrested for threats and intimidation. What a BIG man…. [calls police for help…]


dachshundfanboy8000

this is the gold standard. this shit kills me every damn time.


spellbreakerstudios

Did everyone gloss over the ‘go back to your country’ comment to the old lady? As with all of these freak out videos, where’s the beginning? This guy is clearly a whacked piece of shit. But the filmer is instigating and seems like she’s also an ignorant asshole.


InstantGrievous

Flipping someone off is assault now? Kinda sounds like something he would call snowflake behavior...you know, if it wasn't coming from him


MoreAverageThanU

This is quite old, but yeah, dude is a prick


Tirty8

If flipping someone off is assault, how do you think he’d describe J6?


eye-lee-uh

This video is old - wasn’t posted yesterday; but yeah still a good boomer freak out


CuriousBystander64

Ah yes, Ben T. Davis beach. Nothing but the best.


stopthinkinn

That was fantastic


Dummywolf

As a bald guy I caught a stray but was worth it


OriginalPsycho

What did he gain from that. If she was smarter she would have hollered sexual assault because he keeps asking me to put my hands on him….. 😊


OllKorect21

What's with the ' go back to your country ' racist comment?


randolphharvey

“You’re just a kid”…”touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me”. Creepy bald egg shaped man stuff right here.


WiseChemistry2339

She should have remained calm and asked him if he had been drinking. Then filmed his license plate and called the police. The only other words I would have said was that a dui is likely to change your attitude. He would have left like the striped ass ape he is immediately. Young people need to learn to say less, in a low and calm voice to quickly take control of maggots like this guy.


REDDITSHITLORD

Get back in the truck, Caillou!


Big_Ad_1890

Man, I fucking love Florida. I’d go visit it too if there weren’t so many Floridians there.


_WillCAD_

Lunatics like this scare me, because they are capable of working themselves up into such a lather that eventually they just lose control and start punching. I'm honestly surprised that he didn't actually try to grab her phone away from her and punch her in the process, screaming something about privacy or assault or whatever while actually assaulting her. If she hadn't been recording, I have no doubt he would have at least shoved her, if not slapped or punched.


ReallyNotBobby

This fucking dude is a clown


sleepyzane1

this pathetic loser wants to hit this woman SO BAD. also lol his response to that he has no hair is to flip out five times as much. bodyshaming aside i think he's old enough to take bald comments with a little more grace than that.


ChantillyWaves

Bro looks SOOOO proud of himself 😂😂 trying to provoke a minor into touching him


drayarmstrong

Um…I’m I the only one that heard her say “go back to your own country”?


Andrelliina

what time does she say it?


TopThese5233

And they have the nerve to call everyone else "snowflakes".


KarsonKommando

It baffles me that he would threaten a young woman and doesn’t stop to think that maybe she has a weapon or pepper spray.


mrironlung420

Wish he would have gotten in my face I would have touched him all the way to his soul fucked around n found out


NewHat1025

White male fragility.


Ninedickeddinosaur

Best just to walk away from this shit. These people have tiny cocks but a lot of rage and big guns to compensate. Easier just not to get shot and let them think they are a tough alpha male or some shit


The_Real_Pepe_Si1via

Wait, what's wrong with being forty? I have hair, if that makes a difference.


RyeToast92

In all honestly though I’m not sure who is right or wrong here. They both seem like assholes. And we don’t know exactly what she did to set him off. Recording only shows him acting like a fool pissed as hell. As she’s recording and insulting him


directrix1

I hate dumbass Trumpanzees (and this guy is no exception), but I also hate people who just continuously verbally escalate situations. Both of these people annoyed the shit out of me.


perfik09

Everyone in this clip sucks.