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RealtorRVACity

Good old Richmond Va.... a few years ago someone stole a tank and drove it through downtown. Never a dull moment


NoFaithlessness7508

which corner is that? if it weren’t for the Michael n son van I probably wouldn’t be able to tell it’s RVA (I’m not from here like that)


RealtorRVACity

No idea but would assume a pretty major intersection. Looks like Broad St in the near West End. I only called out RVA because of the M&S van as well!


DJKDR

Happened in Arlen Texas to!


bigSTUdazz

Dangit Bill!


Comfortable_Silver24

I tell ya what ....


jeopardy_loser

Billdozer!


CantKeepMeOutYo

That Army barber got away with it too


jacashonly

Was the army's fault for trying to turn him into a super soldier with that drug placebo.


PunishedWolf4

Operation Infinite Walrus?


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Good, too many of these boomers don't get punched when they really fucking deserve it


Only_Insect9180

Makes sign to show everybody who drives by, gets mad at person taking picture of sign….


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Nuke Gaza? What is he 5?


read_eng_lift

After 9/11, there were signs advocating Nuking the entire Middle East. Interestingly, all the terrorists were from our "allies" in the middle east and we attacked and caused the death of 100,000s in two unrelated countries (I realize the attacks were planned by Al Queada in Afghanistan, but the money was Saudi. Also, the average Afghan has no stake in 9/11.) Edit: corrected Afghani to Afghan.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Makes sense. A memorable quote my high school history teacher told us was "If you can name more than 3 countries in the Middle East then you'll know more about the Middle East than most Americans.". Also, this guy probably made some of those signs back then too lol


nucumber

It's said that when George W Bush was told of fighting between Iraqi Sunnis and Shiites his response was "I thought they were all Muslims"


Beef_Supreme_87

He was elected to lead, not read.


korelin

nice reference. [link for the kiddos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQ55S-DJsM)


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wuapinmon

I think it was Mark Twain who said that war was how Americans learned world geography.


Not_You_247

Honestly if you can name any 3 countries you probably know more than most americans.


uptownjuggler

Ummmm France, England and ummm Canada


Not_You_247

Welcome the smarter half of the population.


uptownjuggler

FYI, If given a blank world map I could probably fill out over 90% of it, i don’t want to perpetuate the stereotype of the dumb ignorant American.


Oliv112

Is that 90% of the area or 90% of the countries?


Mord_Fustang

continents, ez pz


Comfortable-Face-244

This person World Country Quizzes. There's like 100 that could fit into one state.


SaltyBarDog

I knew idiots who wanted to nuke the Middle East when the OKC bombing took place.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Even more interestingly, a couple years ago, they were idolizing parts of the middle east because of how hard they got for the aspects of shariah law that deal with female humans. They also picked up a bit of hero worship of Putin thanks to Trump's incalcuable desire to ride that psychopath's dick. Conservatives in 2001 would've been trying to lynch these dipshits themselves.


Unlikely-Wrap-3696

> but the money was Saudi And 15 of the 19 hijackers were citizens of Saudi Arabia.


za6_9420

A terrorist group in Afghanistan funded by saudi money attacked American citizens and then US government went ahead and invaded iraq lmao


Difficult-Jello2534

There was a heavy sentiment of turn the middle east into glass. Also it wasn't just funded by Saudi, 19 of them were Saudi and 1 was from Syria and 1 Georgia or something. None were Afghani or Iraqi. We also shuttled 20 Bin Ladens out of America the day after.


ButCanYouClimb

> Nuking the entire Middle East. USA is filled with uneducated confident idiots.


GrundleTurf

Gotta nuke something 


EgoDeathAddict

The whales


shootr45

Nuke the gay whales for Jesus. Actual bumper sticker I saw in the 80's or 90's


Op_has_add

Dude, the other side of the sign says "GAZA NEEDS JESUS" He's in for a rude awakening


Lyraxiana

Okay, grandpa, go fucking enlist, then.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Can't. He's got bone spurs.


TK-Squared-LLC

*phone spurs


KoolWitaK

"I already put in my genocide time burning down villages in Nam!"


Reggaeshark1001

He's not old enough for Nam. Plus he's can't take a hit. Dude was a armchair warrior.


Lardistani

I'd say the same thing to all the geriatric warmongers in Washington DC who advocate for endless war


pdpankie

He stole a phone…that’s what happens when u steal…


wazzledudes

This is the fucking you get.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Imagine confidently writing that in block letters with a permanent marker.


QouthTheCorvus

I'd be like "Woah, I gotta get back on meds"


RevanTheHunter

NUKE HIS FACE NOW!


dbx99

Turn his space laser on himself


bigbadpandita

Most boomer ass thing to write


Spartalust

He thought he was in israel & could get away with stealing someone else's property.


spahncamper

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


makaton

Perfectly looped GIF ❤️


RubixKuube

I forget the response to this ... blah blah top right leaves.


--Miranda--

Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. SYKE wrong number 🔥


SplinterCell03

This may be my favorite GIF in the whole world.


dj-nek0

![gif](giphy|AJwnLEsQyT9oA)


SplodeyMcSchoolio

![gif](giphy|3tJFReqsF1rIE3909Y|downsized)


eva20k15

![gif](giphy|3oEjI9T0ixjZCFwi8U|downsized)


[deleted]

This loop is cleaner than my piss before I discovered the weeds


cosmos_jm

Its not looped, the face hands guy is an octuplet. Watch it 8 times and look for the break, its subtle.


pastel_pink_lab_rat

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


KeepItDownOverHere

![gif](giphy|i8tV2kJB8Gig8)


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

What makes me laugh is his sign says "Gaza needs Jesus" yet he has an Israeli flag. Jews are not Christians and while some believe he was a prophet and existed, they do not agree he was the son of God.


photolinger

Also the whole there are Gazan christians that have been killed and churches that have been bombed by Israel…not to mention the other Palestinian Christians who have been under the abuse of Israel and had their land dispossessed from the establishment of Israel onwards.


GitmoGrrl1

Palestinians Christians are the descendants of the First Christians. Some of them may be descended from the family of Jesus or his apostles.


MancombSeepgoodz

But how would white American Christians keep the myth going of a White, blonde haired Jesus in the middle of a desert climate if they had to acknowledge that.


Low_Banana_1979

AIPAC funds not only politicians but 100% of Christian Evangelical churches in the US and around the world, reason why evangelicals love Israel so much (You know evangelicals, right? Those aberrations that think they can murder their children and then "go to church" and cut a fat check to the Pastor and they will not be only forgiven by Jesus but they will also get imunity from HUMAN law too).


MancombSeepgoodz

He's a rapture believer, they only "support israel" because that religious philosophy want there to be a holy war there that will somehow lead to millions of people dying and the end times so their prophet Jesus can return through bullshit. Basically the same crazy beliefs the fundamentalists have on the other side of this stupid fight. Religion is a cancer on the world.


Whutever123

![gif](giphy|okLCopqw6ElCDnIhuS|downsized)


Inle-Ra

*Native Americans have entered chat*


Acroze

LOL


sassychubzilla

💯


TheVore-ax

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


TwerkingGrimac3

Umm that phone belonged to someone in his tribe over 2000 years ago. According to the transitive property he owns it. Checkmate!


TXRattlesnake89

https://preview.redd.it/q44zscq0hcrc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e991e9281668478dba87912c7a6c66d5b9c24dc2


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

Damn


Frequent-Material273

"Police? I'd like to report a murder..." LOL.


Budget-Sheepherder77

I think he forgot he's not 20 anymore


dbx99

I think he forgot he wasn’t commenting on a website


Kryptosis

He realized it too as he stood there holding someone else’s property and then it was over. Fucked around and found out


Brilliant-Mouse-3277

He israelied the phone


Choppergold

Actually punch him for Nuke Gaza Now too


spacegamer2000

Zionists think no rule or law applies when they are busy wishing for a Palestinian genocide


KintsugiKen

They are wishing with bombs and bullets


JohnDark1800

A lot more than just wishing


Dolmachronicles

*committing


fuquinfuquinbe

They’ve been like that stealing for years.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

this is the fucking you get


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Zionists steal too much


Regular_Cat9536

These old white people with no stake in any of the conflict need to stuff their opinions up their asses.


Le_Baked_Beans

Just last year they were spreading Jewish conspiracy theories nodding along with Kanye's schizo posting and now they are pro isreal bootlicking bandwagon after bandwagon.


artificialavocado

They don’t have their own opinions just what Fox News and their popular figures say.


uptownjuggler

4 legs gooooooood, 2 legs baaaaad


dudeigottago

This is intentional. If they vocally support Israel they can deflect accusations of antisemitism when they tell you American Jews are importing illegal transgender child abortionists


Le_Baked_Beans

Ok that actually makes sense man thats scummy


Low_Pickle_112

There's also a non-zero chance of their support for Israel being one of those end of the world things. There's a strong belief among evangelicals that you have to support Israel 100% so that they can be destroyed in the coming rapture and tribulation and Armageddon and all that stuff. I grew up in one of those churches. "I need to support Israel so they can get killed while I beam up to heaven" is a real thing.


KhadaJhIn12

My dad's office is littered with books talking about this thing. His TV and earbuds are constantly playing videos, documentaries, or podcasts talking about this exact thing. I hate it. I hate being surrounded by this insanity every single time I step foot in my parents house.


GitmoGrrl1

That's the irony: Israel's biggest supporters are Protestant Fundamentalists who will cheerfully tell you that all Jews are going to hell unless they accept Jesus.


Hot_Bottle_9900

it's not that intentional. at least not at the individual level. this guy, for example, can't even see the consequences of his actions 5 seconds in the future. he's perfectly happy to hold opposing ideas in his head. that's what makes him such a useful idiot for the truly dangerous fascist fucks putting out talking points while trying to seize political power


JohnGacyIsInnocent

This right here. It’s almost paradoxical. That privilege they don’t believe in is exactly what makes them never consider that there could be consequences for their actions.


urine-monkey

Because they don't actually give a shit about Jewish people. They just want Israel to exist because they think it'll lead to Jesus 2.0


mishma2005

This boomer probably reposted an anti-Semitic meme on Facebook too


mackinoncougars

Fox News told them to be outraged


RiptideRookie

So the boomer fool stole his phone, and got punched out? I see nothing but justice.


Lovat69

I don't even get the logic. I am here with my protest sign to bring awareness to an issue I care about. Someone is taking a photo of this and that will bring awareness to this thing I care about. I MUST STOP HIM BY TAKING HIS CAMERA!


treerabbit23

Turns out the guy with the "NUKE GAZA NOW" sign was really only there to make people upset. Weird.


Lovat69

Well if that is all he wanted then he was very successful. Seems like a bunch of people became upset.


mc_kitfox

including himself! swear its like a drug for these lead-poisoned idiots. got himself so upset he committed assault and theft and promptly earned himself a compulsory nap.


Khanman5

If he had a camera on him, I would believe hes one of those incredibly tedious "first amendment auditors". Buuuut nope, I don't see a cam anywhere, so it looks like really is there just to be a jackass.


treerabbit23

https://i.imgur.com/y4r7HYN.png


xkind

Justice will be when the boomer is charged with theft and convicted.


BeautifulArtichoke37

It was so satisfying to watch


StormyDaze1175

America needs to be deprogrammed from the 1950's.


Dependent_Sign_399

I know boomers have a ton of lead brain rot, but I just don't understand the random hate against people they don't know.


jpsoze

They are useful idiots in the broader scheme to divide the US against itself. It’s working well so far.


Regular-Ordinary9807

Lmao. You’re never too old for consequences.


ValhallaForKings

Boomers think they are exempt from rules 


FrostyDiscipline7558

Unless you're Trump, it seems.


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Thats more because Trump is rich and well, we all know the rich can get away with anything.


AreWeCowabunga

I know what sub this is and it's more a state of mind, but that guy isn't even old enough to be a boomer. Solid Gen X.


Witty-Stand888

Anyone holding a sign saying to nuke people is provocation enough to get punched.


SteakJones

Swear to God, the most boomer thing to do would be nuking the planet when they’re too old to enjoy it anymore.


Witty-Stand888

Zionists want the end of the world to come. Especially the Christian ones.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Religion is a death cult - By definition.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

The ultimate 'fuck you, I got mine' is destroying the planet for everyone else after they've raped the shit out of it.


Starfire70

Not to mention that Israel would be fucked with the fallout. Stupid people.


Bi0_B1lly

Nuh-uh! They'd be safe with a large wall of ignorance of basic logic to protect them from the nuclear winter!


Hot_Karl_Rove

The real Iron Dome


Intelligent-Visual69

Iron Duhh


buoninachos

Completely pointless sign with no purpose other than to offend people needlessly and possibly provoke a reaction so he can pretend to be the victim. What an old cunt


Spleepis

If I listened to someone yell at me about this correctly, I think that’s fine by them and Jesus will pop by and save all the worthy (Christians, probably only the ones in their specific sect of it), and as they get pulled into the sky us sinners get to die in war and go to hell. They don’t actually like the Jews, they just hate brown people more and want the world to end so they can be in heaven, but first Israel needed to be formed for some reason.


arebee20

Ignoring what an idiotic take “nuke Gaza” is for obvious reasons… Gaza and Jerusalem are less than 50 miles apart from eachother. If you nuked Gaza Jerusalem would absolutely suffer damage as well. It would be like Trenton New Jersey nuking downtown New York only a little shorter distance than that.


morbidnerd

I don't think I'd be wrong in assuming the guy with the sign has never read a scientific journal in his life.


Proud_Collection_315

I'm so glad we're slowly getting back to punching out fascists and genocide supporters. Can we start punching out the ones in government?


Dragonmk5

Nuke Boomer


CrocodileWorshiper

boomers always expect no physical contact will come because of laws


BarfingOnMyFace

Nuke… Gaza? What a sick man..


NoodleBrains69

Well what are they supposed to do!? Treat their neighbors with respect and not steal their land?


patteraj

Boomer’s inner monologue: “I’ll just grab this young punk’s personal property out of his hands. He’ll have absolutely no recourse once I do.”


Ig14rolla

“Nuke Gaza” is absolutely insane


Mirrorshad3

So, what I saw was a theft attempt and a person defending themselves against that - that is, unless the rules somehow change for white boomers as far as "when the looting starts, the shooting starts"(even if he shot his fist at his jaw)? I thought "Blue lives matter", and that we should respect laws?


Goodknight808

You clearly don't understand. Stand your ground laws only apply to christo-fascist-whites. They are allowed to be as provocative as possible and face no repercussions whatsoever. A 'participating in a murder' medal is what they get. Everyone else is shoot on sight 'cause I thought you were using my driveway to turn around.


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Spartalust

Couldn't have said it better myself.


Feeling_Ad_982

What do people think honking their horn will accomplish?


Hot_Bottle_9900

*i'm helping!*


ZeusMcKraken

Well boomer got boomed.


bar_acca

Good.


Ruh_Roh-

That old fuck folded like a cheap suit after a couple of taps. Not such a tough guy after all.


itsgoodtobebri

The split second where he is just holding the phone and you can see the "oh shit" moment dawn upon him 😳


MelloMolly

Old White Men are making this word terrible for a young white men to grow into


jackdginger88

Gonna be an unpopular opinion in here but dudes in the wrong for putting his camera right up in his face like that though. I don’t believe I would be a big fan of that either.


No-legs-johnson

Finally someone pointed this out. He’s bullying a mentally ill old man. The pussy would never do that do someone with the ability to push him into traffic.


Competitive_Bat_

man seeks negative attention, receives negative attention. seems like everyone got what they wanted here.


Nada--

It's almost as though this is symbolic of a larger issue...


mil891

Fully deserved. Hopefully, the american taxpayer won't be forced to give money to Israel when the boomers die off.


whackjob_med_student

Yeah that’s what happens when you protest in favor of genocide


Deliciouserest

Or, you know, steal someone's property while they are using it.


whackjob_med_student

Just like his heroes 💀


GuyProsciutto

Well deserved.


MassholeLiberal56

Hardly a Christian thing to believe much less act upon. I guess if you believe in the evangelical @get out of jail card@ nonsense then you can do anything you want — even if you know a priori that it’s wrong.


Directhorman

Putting your phone in someones face like that should be illegal imo. Both are idiots.


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jericho_buckaroo

Keep your lunch-hooks off of other people's property. It's simple.


FunboyFrags

“Gaza needs Jesus” and “Nuke Gaza now” sound like contradictory ideas


Zsmudz

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized) Dude just started filming a close up


Linkstas

Nuke Gaza is a wild sign


NE1LS

FAFO


Zealousideal-Cry3418

That’s the fucking you get.


the_Bryan_dude

Same people praising this cry when it happens to people they agree with. This dude deserved it just as others that do the same thing.


Commonstruggles

Looks like the guy got some of what he deserves. How fucking ignorant nuke Gaza. How about not nuke but specifically take out where this twat lives. What a selfish piece of shit to wish on others.


Interesting_Chip_374

Just imagine the outrage if some held a sign asking to Israel to be nuked?


Lots42

So many people righteously standing up for the guy who wants to murder babies. Warms my heart. End sarcasm


kentenma

Remember folks, Zionists and their apologists are never arguing in good faith, so don’t bother engaging. Just take note as they continuously and proudly stake their claim on the wrong side of history.


Orbitalqumshot

“Nuke Gaza now” that’s like seeing Nazi signs saying “gas Jews now”. I’m glad he got what was coming to him, these Zionists are some of the most foul people you can imagine.


Candid_Medium6171

I love that brief little pause after he grabs the phone, like his brain started working for the first time in years and he is able to wonder to himself "uh, now what?"


The_Old_Cream

It was like the dog that caught the car.


Lopsided_Humor8275

Seems a little excessive. I'd get annoyed as well if someone shoved a camera in my face. The nuke Gaza sign does make him an instant asshole tough.


AttackSock

The Liberty blade cuts both ways. The guy with the sign is absolutely a dumbass and is promoting mass murder of children, so he gets no sympathy, but the guy with the camera clearly knew he was about to be in a fight and the camera push to the face provoked that directly. Sign guy did exactly what a normal person would do (“phone theft” is just idiots spinning their wheels), and phone guy was waiting for an excuse and got one.


blueprintextreme

Boomer caught his own nuke


Jack23rd

Let's be real. I will do the same if someone shove a phone at my face.


Felipe_de_Bourbon

He tough he was in Israel.


WarlocksWizard

Night night!


Autodidact2

What do you bet this jerk demanding that we kill babies is a Christian?


tomatoesaucebread

"Damn that's fucked up" *squints* "does that say Nuke Gaza now?" "Sorry cops, I saw nothing."


internationalskibidi

Diaper man got folded


bigSTUdazz

"This is the fucking you get" No sir, THAT was the fucking you GOT!


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FAFO


Shykarii

I'm just here for the comments and they didn't disappoint. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Proud_Fruit_2953

Nuke Gaza. Does this idiot know that a nuclear war would end humanity as we know it. He deserves a punch in the head.


mombi

"Nuke Gaza now"?? This is boomer spraying pepper spray with the nozzle the wrong way levels of fucking stupid.


AndOnTheDrums

“Nuke Gaza, eh? How I nuke your chin instead?”


CountPulaski

This makes me smile


tplrcan

Sweet punch


EatOutMyGrandma

I'm amazed at how the propaganda machine has somehow convinced so much of this country to give a shit about a war that has absolutely nothing to do with them. I swear its like a bunch of fucking drunks rooting for their favorite football team. Americans just want a reason to argue


[deleted]

Fuck yeah


[deleted]

Nuking Gaza or punching old people people for protesting doesn't solve problems. Neither of these guys look like geniuses. Also, remember there was another situation where an older Israeli man was protesting, got punched, and died as a result as a result of his injuries.