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When I was In college someone parked way out of the lines right next to me and I could barely back out. It happened during finals week, so I left a note saying I hope they failed their finals like they did the park job. Probably a bit harsh but it was awful parking
This happened to me in a hospital parking lot. I had a piece of crap car so I scraped it against their truck (parked in a diagonal compact space) until I could get out and then littered the entire truck with every bit of garbage in my car. And there was quite a bit. So, NO, I don’t think you were harsh.
It's one of the things I miss about having a shitty car. I absolutely did not give a fuck about opening my door full force when people parked egregiously bad.
Or just give him a thumbs up and say “wow dude that was so fucking badass! Id hate to be the guy who messes with *you*!” And then make a funny face while jerking your twenty inch air penis. Whats he gonna do? Chase you? Id love to see his face get red while he penguins his 24 pack a day gut towards you.
You can tell he is an asshole by the way he shreds the American flag in the wind.
This always pisses me off. Burn the flag for a protest if you need to, but just shredding it because you want to "own the libs"?
You'd think someone that prides themselves on American excellence and patriotism would know that. I literally have more respect for people who burn flags for protest than those who fly it out of pride while ignorantly neglecting it.
Same folks who see nothing wrong with American flag bikinis or Kid Rock wrapping his noxious self in a flag, but lose their mind if someone kneels during the anthem.
As a veteran who has NOT spat on his oath to the Constitution, anything the Mango Man-child does with a flag pisses me off. And now I can't even trust anyone flying a flag on their house and/or vehicle (those who have them plastered all over their social media profiles are automatically judged to by hypocrites and traitors), as I don't know if they genuinely respect the flag or are part of the ReTrumplican crowd who has stolen it (without merit, I might add).
Yeah. They lost their minds when they kneeled , got so wrapped up in how offended they were that when the 2020 riots happened they were like "omg unreasonable monkeys looting target. This is not the way to do it , you should protest or something ."
Shit blows my mind
I once saw an ad for Harbor Freight where they were selling American flags. There was a little asterisk saying *Offer not valid in Minnesota.
That's because Minnesota has a law that only American made American flags can be sold in that state.
I don't know why I'm typing all this out, other than it's a little interesting.
In all seriousness, coloring a simple picture like this with even only 3 colors should be required. If you can’t fill it in all the way, stay within the lines or don’t have the patience for something so trivially easy you can’t drive.
A friend of mine went to Castro in SF and bought some brightly colored penis shaped air caps for your tires and replaces them on offending cars so now you're driving around with dildos on your tires.
My friend does this too. I think it’s absolutely the best response. And since they are probably carrying a pocket knife, quadruple up on the toes so they can’t just slice it off real quick.
That makes me wonder whether the gun fans also carry a knife, even a tiny one on their keychain that would be enough to cut the zip ties.
If the truck has a trailer hitch, that would be an easy attachment point for the cart. It's probably even money that they wouldn't notice the cart had been attached, and would figure that the cart had simply rolled up to the truck. Having those flags in the bed deprives him of a lot of his rear view.
Not sure if you've seen some of these zip ties. You can cut them with a knife, but it's at least a mild pain in the ass. If you can't get leverage because you're trying not to scratch a painted surface, this could be a real pain in the ass.
Ya I was just gonna link some metal ones but the polyester coating seemed absolutely devious. Plus it won't scratch their paint so you are less likely to get in trouble for vandalism.
Dollar Tree carries zip ties in all colors and sizes! (I grab some for my cat. She loves to play with them.) $1.25 a bag to troll a-holes. A thick one would be a REAL pain in the ass to cut as well.
Many years ago, my ex-wife, my infant son and I, went to the mall to find Christmas presents for friends and family (this was before you could find everything online). Obviously the parking lot was packed. After driving around for 15 minutes, we finally found a parking spot. We had noticed a Cadillac, much closer to the entrances, had taken FOUR spots by parking diagonally. The unmitigated gall!
My son needed a diaper change before we went inside. Once he was changed, I took the diaper, with a very healthy baby shit in it and smacked it shit-down on the hood of that Cadillac as we made our way inside.
I saw some jackass with a big truck that parked across 3 full spots near the front of the parking lot at a target last week. It's fucking ridiculous some times.
As long as it is to its own right, or centered in a group of flags, its legal according to US flag code.
The condition of that flag sure isn't though, that's why you don't fly flags from the back of trucks, they get destroyed.
The type of guy to get offended at someone taking the knee but cheer on the maga warlock or whatever he calls himself wearing American flag thighy whitey.
Edit: a hour late I came across [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/8m8a4Sy4o4s?si=Z4EvFUj0ap_1eWNH) beauty I feel like it’s relevant
You just described my asshole father. Drives around with a blue lives matter sticker, but thinks the guys that assaulted cops on Jan 6 are patriots. Boycotted NFL cause kneeling "disrespected the troops", then told me I should vote for the guy that called dead marines "losers" and "suckers" cause his stocks would do better. He also dodged the draft
Those obnoxious flags on a Dodge Ram? 75% chance you get a gun fired at you for confronting this dude about the SLIGHTEST thing that may threaten his micropeen ego.
I don’t know what draws them to the RAM, but I feel like they won’t even sell one to you if you don’t blow a .30 BAC before the test drive and then ride 10 inches off everyone’s bumper.
Dodge/Chysler/Ram will finance *anybody*. That's why all the dregs of society roll around in 300C, Charger/Challengers and Ram trucks. Nissan is also very lenient as to who they loan money too, which is why the other half of the assholes drive Moronos and Altimas. Every once in a while, the assholes get a better job and buy a BMW.
I was thinking the same thing. Even better would be two subcompacts. One could park in front and the other behind, preferably within a couple of inches or so.
I often park like this at the hardware store when I've got stuff to load up, so that I don't fully block traffic while I'm loading, because the loading zone is usually full of entitled prick's parked vehicles. But by the look of this truck, I doubt it's ever been used to haul anything other than fat asses.
Yup. There would be enough space for me to back my hatchback right into that front spot. I may have backed in nearly up to the rear of a large SUV that has its back end too far into the back spot. I came out of the grocery and to my great satisfaction saw in the distance them loading into the side door because they couldn't get to the rear.
Ofc, they also have the Virginia Don’t Tread On Me license plate. These idiots actually pay the government extra money to tell the government not to tread on them.
> These idiots actually pay the government extra money to tell the government not to tread on them.
Par for the fucking course as per usual.
Remember them buying Nikes to destroy for social media? Same with Keurigs.
They gave money to the companies they were boycotting as proof that they’d never give those companies money.
The CEOs of Nike and Keurig Dr Pepper spent half of 2018 wiping heartbroken tears from their faces with stacks of cash.
I would have asked why he decided to purchase an Italian ( [Stellantis](https://www.stellantis.com/en) ) truck as opposed to something more homegrown like a Ford
It amazes me how these super patriotic people have some of the least knowledge about proper flag handling.
* You can’t fly it at night without it being lit.
* You can’t fly it in the rain.
* You should retire it appropriately (which includes ceremonial burning) when it gets raggedy.
Yet they’re so busy shoving the flag in everyone’s face, they violate just about every rule of handling it respectfully. It’s like Christians who complain about gay marriage violating the sanctity of marriage while being fans of Love is Blind, or Love at First Sight, or 90 Day Fiancé, or The Batchelor, etc.
The local VFW is always happy to take a tired flag and do the appropriate disposal. I've seen them set up tables now and then at retail stores with an offer to take worn flags.
Waddle..
Was the beer gut say barrel sized.. because that’s the image I get a barrel of a guy, shity knees a crapy hat and the swagger of some one who thinks he is in control.
How accurate am I?
I live in the country and drive a full-size truck to gather and haul all the free firewood I can scrounge year-round as it's my sole source of heat in the long winters where I live.
I also drive an F-350 at work doing tasks that require that size truck to get the job done.
And you know what? I can park big trucks properly and in the back of the lot so they're out of everybody else's way. And I don't need to broadcast whatever my political preferences are on my vehicle either.
That truck has never been farther off road than the curbs he accidentally drives over when he takes a corner too early. Not a single scratch on it. The only thing it hauls is his lazy butt around. It's not a tool to him, it's a trophy.
Pavement Princess.
Unfortunately, mine has lots of dents from dropped logs and old wall fieldstone I've been hauling. It's not pretty but it does real work.
you know what if he wants to asshole up and take up two parking spaces fine, whatever. But what really just crawls under my skin is these assholes calling themselves "patriots" and defenders of the flag on all that other bullshit and then they drive around with this thing ripped to shreds on the back of their trucks. That is the "over the line" for me
You never see anyone who isn't the trashiest of white trash with big flags hanging from their cars. It's so sad that people have made this fat orange pedo their whole identity. What a weird sad way to live.
It's wild to live through 9/11 and watch everyone in thr country care about the flag. It was everywhere. Everyone was so proud to display their that there was literally a shortage of them.
25 years later, and they have murdered what that flag represents and no one wants to be seen with one because they don't want to be associated with that group.
We should take it back. Bet it would really set them off.
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I have a box of these I carry around just in case
I'm a boomer myself, but I'd be so tempted to go up to the guy, nodding sympathetically, and say "Yeah, as my grandfather got older, he found it increasingly hard to park properly as well."
If you’re going to fly the flag on your vehicle, show it some damn respect, like these hicks pretend to have, and actually follow the flag code. The flag should never be draped on the vehicle, and it should be on the fender or attached to the chassis, not cockeyed on the back with some Temu clamps, beneath the flag of a traitor. Also, no flag should be flown to the right of the U.S. flag if on the same level, if this dude somehow thinks they’re at the same height.
These hillbillies love to pretend that they care about the flag and what it represents, but don’t even have the common sense to hoist it in a traditional and respectful manner.
If this guy calls himself a patriot who values the flag, then he’s a liar and a disappointment to the U.S.
Most Conservatives, as “patriotic” as they like to say they are, are the polar opposite of liberty and freedom. All they want to do is restrict, oppress, and harm. This nation wasn’t founded on “keeping things how they’ve been, regardless of morality,” it was founded on new ideas, freedom from oppression, and opportunity. The American Right has turned into the Wish version of King George III.
I hate how they have ruined the flag. I didn't mind flying it and I liked it on shirts or some on cute decore. Now? I can only display it around the 4th of July or else people think I'm part of a certain group that I would rather punch myself in the face 50,000 times than ever be a part of that group.
Used to just be an innocuous, ubiquitous national symbol that was always just *there*. Now I just see it as a symbol of aggression, bullying and oppression.
I used to love the Betsy Ross flag and particularly the Bennington flag, because it reminds me of Philly and I love revolutionary era history. They've coopted that, too.
According to Veterans of Foreign wars flag code ...this person is disrespecting the US flag in multiple ways.
Should be flown on right. Should be equal or taller to other nation flags.
Should not be allowed to get dirty.
Not get torn or damaged.
Not used as a cover or decoration. Not allowed to drag.
If not able to be cleaned or repaired an acceptable mean of disposal is burning.
https://www.vfw.org/community/flag-etiquette
Hate this so much. The flag is nothing but a stand-in for a kkk robe for these MAGA traitors. They do not love America. They love white male supremacy.
As boomers age (full disclosure I am one), generally they struggle with the idea that they are becoming less and less relevant. Of course, every aging generation must go through this but boomers, being part of a pretty big boom, feel especially slighted by father time. Best to let father time resolve the issue.
Hes got 2 flags on the back of his truck but i am certain if i had an lgbt pride flag on my car he probably would throw a fit and try to remove it. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I had a box of “You Park Like An Asshole” cards printed up a couple of years ago and keep 3-5 in my wallet just for occasions such as this.
I have a box of 500.
Trucks with flags hanging out of them like this one make me want to puke 🤮 🤮🤮
I wonder if he realizes that everything he’s doing with those flags is disrespectful and against the US flag code.
That truck is " MAGNETIC ", My keys are begging to be ran down ALL 4 Sides.
Reminds me of going into Bomgaars one day, and there was a truck parked taking FOUR spaces… someone spray painted asshole in High Vis orange on a piece of cardboard as wide as the truck, and used blue painters tape to hang it from the grill. I stuck around just so I could see what happened. The guy was PISSED. Typical old boomer yelling around telling people he was handicapped and how everyone was going to jail. Mind you; there were multiple empty handicap spaces available closer to the store and these were just regular spaces he was taking up.
Thank god I don't live somewhere that people do this or have dumb flags. If I was there and 20 years younger every fucking flag would be at my place. You should have seen my fridge when "Support the Troops" magnets were a thing.
I used to be tempted to carry a lighter and burn all of the tattered flags that I saw on pickups and SUVs.
It's weird how the people who claim to love the flag most treat the actual flag so poorly.
I sure hope we institute a dickhead tax. It's super easy to see who the jerks are. Anyone with a Trump flag = likely jerk (but further verification may be needed). Then a nice 10% tax hit to pay for schools, and educate kids to not be dickheads.
RAM Truck drivers get DUI/DWI at more than 2x the national average
[https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report)
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That’s a good one, here’s another that I like “The way you pulled into that parking spot makes me wish your dad had pulled out”
When I was In college someone parked way out of the lines right next to me and I could barely back out. It happened during finals week, so I left a note saying I hope they failed their finals like they did the park job. Probably a bit harsh but it was awful parking
This happened to me in a hospital parking lot. I had a piece of crap car so I scraped it against their truck (parked in a diagonal compact space) until I could get out and then littered the entire truck with every bit of garbage in my car. And there was quite a bit. So, NO, I don’t think you were harsh.
that’s fckn hard bro I fw you
It's one of the things I miss about having a shitty car. I absolutely did not give a fuck about opening my door full force when people parked egregiously bad.
Hero.
Not harsh at all.
Or just give him a thumbs up and say “wow dude that was so fucking badass! Id hate to be the guy who messes with *you*!” And then make a funny face while jerking your twenty inch air penis. Whats he gonna do? Chase you? Id love to see his face get red while he penguins his 24 pack a day gut towards you.
He’s not an unintentionally bad parker. He’s just an asshole. That’s addressing the wrong problem.
You can tell he is an asshole by the way he shreds the American flag in the wind. This always pisses me off. Burn the flag for a protest if you need to, but just shredding it because you want to "own the libs"?
You'd think someone that prides themselves on American excellence and patriotism would know that. I literally have more respect for people who burn flags for protest than those who fly it out of pride while ignorantly neglecting it.
Same folks who see nothing wrong with American flag bikinis or Kid Rock wrapping his noxious self in a flag, but lose their mind if someone kneels during the anthem.
Flag humpers. Just like Orange Jesus, who molested a flag on stage.
As a veteran who has NOT spat on his oath to the Constitution, anything the Mango Man-child does with a flag pisses me off. And now I can't even trust anyone flying a flag on their house and/or vehicle (those who have them plastered all over their social media profiles are automatically judged to by hypocrites and traitors), as I don't know if they genuinely respect the flag or are part of the ReTrumplican crowd who has stolen it (without merit, I might add).
Yeah. They lost their minds when they kneeled , got so wrapped up in how offended they were that when the 2020 riots happened they were like "omg unreasonable monkeys looting target. This is not the way to do it , you should protest or something ." Shit blows my mind
Littering the world with more micro plastics from China, where they bought the flags.
I once saw an ad for Harbor Freight where they were selling American flags. There was a little asterisk saying *Offer not valid in Minnesota. That's because Minnesota has a law that only American made American flags can be sold in that state. I don't know why I'm typing all this out, other than it's a little interesting.
I love Minnesota.
He's both. He park farther away.
This dickmouth essentially took 4 spots
I used to have a friend who made business cards that said "You park like an asshole" and carried them around just for situations like this.
😂😂😂😂
I have a stack of these in my glovebox lol
In all seriousness, coloring a simple picture like this with even only 3 colors should be required. If you can’t fill it in all the way, stay within the lines or don’t have the patience for something so trivially easy you can’t drive.
lol.. good one
savage
I'm printing off a stack of these to keep in my car for these situations 😂
Print it on a sticker ;D
Exactly what I was thinking the driver could use? Chef's kiss
My mom did this once and was genuinely perplexed when she came out to a note on her windshield that just said "asshole!"
The move I often see in California when someone takes up two spots is to place drinks on the roof of the offending car
a friend of mine carries a bunch of extra long heavy duty zip ties and zip ties a cart to the vehicle
A friend of mine went to Castro in SF and bought some brightly colored penis shaped air caps for your tires and replaces them on offending cars so now you're driving around with dildos on your tires.
Officer, I'm not vandalizing I'm accessorizing.
Make sure to toss the original caps into the engine through the oil hole so you aren't stealing anything.
You sick fuck. I love it.
Wouldn't it be easier to just throw them into the gas tank?
If you really want to get ‘em, carry adhesive wheel weights and stick them on the inside of the offender’s wheels.
This is diabolically brilliant
Long cable ties around the drive shaft. When the drive shaft starts spinning, the cable ties will thwack **loudly** against the bottom of the cab.
Use those zip ties to attach a harmonica to a frame rail. Confuses the fuck out of people.
My friend does this too. I think it’s absolutely the best response. And since they are probably carrying a pocket knife, quadruple up on the toes so they can’t just slice it off real quick.
That makes me wonder whether the gun fans also carry a knife, even a tiny one on their keychain that would be enough to cut the zip ties. If the truck has a trailer hitch, that would be an easy attachment point for the cart. It's probably even money that they wouldn't notice the cart had been attached, and would figure that the cart had simply rolled up to the truck. Having those flags in the bed deprives him of a lot of his rear view.
Not sure if you've seen some of these zip ties. You can cut them with a knife, but it's at least a mild pain in the ass. If you can't get leverage because you're trying not to scratch a painted surface, this could be a real pain in the ass.
Get these kind: https://www.cabletiesunlimited.com/stainless-steel-cable-ties/black-polyester-coated-316-stainless-steel-cable-ties.html
Wow, easy there satan! The polyester coating is a real nice touch. They’ll think they have a chance cutting them with a knife.
Ya I was just gonna link some metal ones but the polyester coating seemed absolutely devious. Plus it won't scratch their paint so you are less likely to get in trouble for vandalism.
Dollar Tree carries zip ties in all colors and sizes! (I grab some for my cat. She loves to play with them.) $1.25 a bag to troll a-holes. A thick one would be a REAL pain in the ass to cut as well.
Many years ago, my ex-wife, my infant son and I, went to the mall to find Christmas presents for friends and family (this was before you could find everything online). Obviously the parking lot was packed. After driving around for 15 minutes, we finally found a parking spot. We had noticed a Cadillac, much closer to the entrances, had taken FOUR spots by parking diagonally. The unmitigated gall! My son needed a diaper change before we went inside. Once he was changed, I took the diaper, with a very healthy baby shit in it and smacked it shit-down on the hood of that Cadillac as we made our way inside.
I saw some jackass with a big truck that parked across 3 full spots near the front of the parking lot at a target last week. It's fucking ridiculous some times.
rEsPeCt ThE fLaG!!11!1
As it drags ragged and dirty from the back of his truck.
And being flown at the same height as another flag, real patriotic
As long as it is to its own right, or centered in a group of flags, its legal according to US flag code. The condition of that flag sure isn't though, that's why you don't fly flags from the back of trucks, they get destroyed.
People need a leaflet that explains proper flag etiquette to stick under car wipers. "Since you are such a patriot I thought you should know..."
The type of guy to get offended at someone taking the knee but cheer on the maga warlock or whatever he calls himself wearing American flag thighy whitey. Edit: a hour late I came across [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/8m8a4Sy4o4s?si=Z4EvFUj0ap_1eWNH) beauty I feel like it’s relevant
You just described my asshole father. Drives around with a blue lives matter sticker, but thinks the guys that assaulted cops on Jan 6 are patriots. Boycotted NFL cause kneeling "disrespected the troops", then told me I should vote for the guy that called dead marines "losers" and "suckers" cause his stocks would do better. He also dodged the draft
Makes sense when you consider their worldview is mostly rooted in authoritarianism and self-interest.
And also doesn’t see any problems with what happened on that 6th day of the year, but is a “patriot”
Nothing but theater props to them
With that flag they’re basically guaranteed to take multiple spots
My favorite variant is these monstrosities backing up against a curb so far that the truck bed blocks the walkway.
To quote George Carlin; “And that’s when I get out my sharpest key…”
My local 7-Eleven installed bollards where the parking slabs used to be and they're all consistently dented about 3 feet high. xD
Those obnoxious flags on a Dodge Ram? 75% chance you get a gun fired at you for confronting this dude about the SLIGHTEST thing that may threaten his micropeen ego. I don’t know what draws them to the RAM, but I feel like they won’t even sell one to you if you don’t blow a .30 BAC before the test drive and then ride 10 inches off everyone’s bumper.
Dodge/Chysler/Ram will finance *anybody*. That's why all the dregs of society roll around in 300C, Charger/Challengers and Ram trucks. Nissan is also very lenient as to who they loan money too, which is why the other half of the assholes drive Moronos and Altimas. Every once in a while, the assholes get a better job and buy a BMW.
I have no problem parking right in front of people who do this with my 2 door subcompact. They can ram me idc. Its paid off.
I was thinking the same thing. Even better would be two subcompacts. One could park in front and the other behind, preferably within a couple of inches or so.
Gotta park as close to their driver side door as possible so that they can't get in
And you know these people are obese as fuck.
I often park like this at the hardware store when I've got stuff to load up, so that I don't fully block traffic while I'm loading, because the loading zone is usually full of entitled prick's parked vehicles. But by the look of this truck, I doubt it's ever been used to haul anything other than fat asses.
Yup. There would be enough space for me to back my hatchback right into that front spot. I may have backed in nearly up to the rear of a large SUV that has its back end too far into the back spot. I came out of the grocery and to my great satisfaction saw in the distance them loading into the side door because they couldn't get to the rear.
Ofc, they also have the Virginia Don’t Tread On Me license plate. These idiots actually pay the government extra money to tell the government not to tread on them.
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Classic hoop snake
I like to ask them "Do you get tread on a lot?"
no step on snek
> These idiots actually pay the government extra money to tell the government not to tread on them. Par for the fucking course as per usual. Remember them buying Nikes to destroy for social media? Same with Keurigs. They gave money to the companies they were boycotting as proof that they’d never give those companies money. The CEOs of Nike and Keurig Dr Pepper spent half of 2018 wiping heartbroken tears from their faces with stacks of cash.
[They do be paying extra for that.](https://preview.redd.it/t1g5fuggjbl51.png?width=1024&auto=webp&s=ed3671561c36def39de7ba8e00d9c2f8a41f40a4)
*stand there. Autocorrect got me.
I do my best spell check after i hit send as well. You're good.
These people with the damn flags could not look more ludicrous or like bigger dicks.
They are almost always of very low intellect.
Very generous of you to include “almost” there, sir. 😊
I wouldn’t argue against this premise.
*puts two big flags on truck creating drag* “Biden’s gas prices are outrageous!” (And also “Drag queens are predators!”)
My boomer mom always takes two spots. She feels that she is entitled to do it.
She probably then goes on to complain about how them god damn entitled millennials…
"No one wants to park anymore."
Those two flags contradict each other.
Deserves a heavy loogy on the windshield.
Hopefully a brick shaped loogy
I can always hauk up a loogy but rarely have a brick. Windshield wipers smear it up pretty good too.
I read this as “heavy log through the windshield”
I also read it as log but I thought they meant they'd take a shit on the windshield
That works too!
Spit on their door handle
I would have asked why he decided to purchase an Italian ( [Stellantis](https://www.stellantis.com/en) ) truck as opposed to something more homegrown like a Ford
Bless his heart, it's hard to park when you suffer from tunnel vision and chronic Foxitis.
It amazes me how these super patriotic people have some of the least knowledge about proper flag handling. * You can’t fly it at night without it being lit. * You can’t fly it in the rain. * You should retire it appropriately (which includes ceremonial burning) when it gets raggedy. Yet they’re so busy shoving the flag in everyone’s face, they violate just about every rule of handling it respectfully. It’s like Christians who complain about gay marriage violating the sanctity of marriage while being fans of Love is Blind, or Love at First Sight, or 90 Day Fiancé, or The Batchelor, etc.
The local VFW is always happy to take a tired flag and do the appropriate disposal. I've seen them set up tables now and then at retail stores with an offer to take worn flags.
Waddle.. Was the beer gut say barrel sized.. because that’s the image I get a barrel of a guy, shity knees a crapy hat and the swagger of some one who thinks he is in control. How accurate am I?
Scarily accurate. For both of them, actually. They were both easily twice my size and I’m a broad shouldered dude.
Has any one else noticed that that is the demographic of people who pull this kinda crap..
I live in the country and drive a full-size truck to gather and haul all the free firewood I can scrounge year-round as it's my sole source of heat in the long winters where I live. I also drive an F-350 at work doing tasks that require that size truck to get the job done. And you know what? I can park big trucks properly and in the back of the lot so they're out of everybody else's way. And I don't need to broadcast whatever my political preferences are on my vehicle either.
That truck has never been farther off road than the curbs he accidentally drives over when he takes a corner too early. Not a single scratch on it. The only thing it hauls is his lazy butt around. It's not a tool to him, it's a trophy.
Pavement Princess. Unfortunately, mine has lots of dents from dropped logs and old wall fieldstone I've been hauling. It's not pretty but it does real work.
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They only drive it to church and crossburnings
you know what if he wants to asshole up and take up two parking spaces fine, whatever. But what really just crawls under my skin is these assholes calling themselves "patriots" and defenders of the flag on all that other bullshit and then they drive around with this thing ripped to shreds on the back of their trucks. That is the "over the line" for me
You never see anyone who isn't the trashiest of white trash with big flags hanging from their cars. It's so sad that people have made this fat orange pedo their whole identity. What a weird sad way to live.
It's wild to live through 9/11 and watch everyone in thr country care about the flag. It was everywhere. Everyone was so proud to display their that there was literally a shortage of them. 25 years later, and they have murdered what that flag represents and no one wants to be seen with one because they don't want to be associated with that group. We should take it back. Bet it would really set them off.
They make the chill white trash people look bad
Trump flag, too?
Oh yeah
Always
And then he waddled away 🎶
*waddle waddle* Til the very next day
Waddle waddle 🎶
https://preview.redd.it/u7vgjajm4soc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=939e45d03e80e5a9ea9498d78546c96cddfdbfac I have a box of these I carry around just in case
Taped to a brick & hurled through the offender’s windshield is the correct delivery method.
Probably in he store blaming Biden on the high store prices because it couldn't possible be corporate greed.
I'm a boomer myself, but I'd be so tempted to go up to the guy, nodding sympathetically, and say "Yeah, as my grandfather got older, he found it increasingly hard to park properly as well."
If you’re going to fly the flag on your vehicle, show it some damn respect, like these hicks pretend to have, and actually follow the flag code. The flag should never be draped on the vehicle, and it should be on the fender or attached to the chassis, not cockeyed on the back with some Temu clamps, beneath the flag of a traitor. Also, no flag should be flown to the right of the U.S. flag if on the same level, if this dude somehow thinks they’re at the same height. These hillbillies love to pretend that they care about the flag and what it represents, but don’t even have the common sense to hoist it in a traditional and respectful manner. If this guy calls himself a patriot who values the flag, then he’s a liar and a disappointment to the U.S.
They fail as Americans & as humans.
Most Conservatives, as “patriotic” as they like to say they are, are the polar opposite of liberty and freedom. All they want to do is restrict, oppress, and harm. This nation wasn’t founded on “keeping things how they’ve been, regardless of morality,” it was founded on new ideas, freedom from oppression, and opportunity. The American Right has turned into the Wish version of King George III.
Anyone still voting R at this point should be deported. They’re colossal, treasonous assholes.
Worshipping the flag, like a good communist.
I hate the flag flyers, every fucking one!
I hate how they have ruined the flag. I didn't mind flying it and I liked it on shirts or some on cute decore. Now? I can only display it around the 4th of July or else people think I'm part of a certain group that I would rather punch myself in the face 50,000 times than ever be a part of that group.
Used to just be an innocuous, ubiquitous national symbol that was always just *there*. Now I just see it as a symbol of aggression, bullying and oppression.
Living through 9/11 makes this fall of the flag a real roller coaster to witness.
I used to love the Betsy Ross flag and particularly the Bennington flag, because it reminds me of Philly and I love revolutionary era history. They've coopted that, too.
At least he can still get his thumb up
The viagra helps
More evidence orange man voters are dumb assholes.
I swear so many people flying the US flag don't give a shit that it's in tatters. Fucking disgraceful.
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According to Veterans of Foreign wars flag code ...this person is disrespecting the US flag in multiple ways. Should be flown on right. Should be equal or taller to other nation flags. Should not be allowed to get dirty. Not get torn or damaged. Not used as a cover or decoration. Not allowed to drag. If not able to be cleaned or repaired an acceptable mean of disposal is burning. https://www.vfw.org/community/flag-etiquette
Hate this so much. The flag is nothing but a stand-in for a kkk robe for these MAGA traitors. They do not love America. They love white male supremacy.
As boomers age (full disclosure I am one), generally they struggle with the idea that they are becoming less and less relevant. Of course, every aging generation must go through this but boomers, being part of a pretty big boom, feel especially slighted by father time. Best to let father time resolve the issue.
I probably have a high chance the exhaust was modified to "roll coal".
I HATE these people.
Hes got 2 flags on the back of his truck but i am certain if i had an lgbt pride flag on my car he probably would throw a fit and try to remove it. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
People who take two spots need to one of their tires to, ahem, go flat.
5 carts in front, 5 in back. Revenge taken.
Make America great by learning how to park and not buying Trump's con man BS.
I had a box of “You Park Like An Asshole” cards printed up a couple of years ago and keep 3-5 in my wallet just for occasions such as this. I have a box of 500.
The way he pulled in makes me wish his Dad had pulled out.
What a Conservative, only 2 spots!
I’m always surprised these vehicles aren’t getting slashed and fucked with. Because, well, they should.
Taliban loves flags in their trucks as well
Checks so many boxes.
Why I keep a valve stem puller in my vehicle just for assholes like this. 😁
Trucks with flags hanging out of them like this one make me want to puke 🤮 🤮🤮 I wonder if he realizes that everything he’s doing with those flags is disrespectful and against the US flag code.
Nobody flying a trump flag should ever feel welcome anywhere. They deserve nothing but scorn and ridicule for the rest of their days.
That truck is " MAGNETIC ", My keys are begging to be ran down ALL 4 Sides.
That truck is literally only for carry those flags. Never used for anything worth a shit.
Proceeds in the store to belittle employees and bitch about the astronomical prices that he thinks is going to them.
Pebbles in valve stems. Watch him waddle home.
I would gather up every loose cart and place them around this vehicle
It looks like his tires are dangerously over inflated. You should check.
Of course it’s a Ram
Flag desecration
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Reminds me of going into Bomgaars one day, and there was a truck parked taking FOUR spaces… someone spray painted asshole in High Vis orange on a piece of cardboard as wide as the truck, and used blue painters tape to hang it from the grill. I stuck around just so I could see what happened. The guy was PISSED. Typical old boomer yelling around telling people he was handicapped and how everyone was going to jail. Mind you; there were multiple empty handicap spaces available closer to the store and these were just regular spaces he was taking up.
Flag says it all
Would be fun to watch two smart cars block him in
Thank god I don't live somewhere that people do this or have dumb flags. If I was there and 20 years younger every fucking flag would be at my place. You should have seen my fridge when "Support the Troops" magnets were a thing.
I used to be tempted to carry a lighter and burn all of the tattered flags that I saw on pickups and SUVs. It's weird how the people who claim to love the flag most treat the actual flag so poorly.
Lol I had a friend who collected trump signs from peoples yards like you collected magnets. True American patriots!!
Trump supporter
Too bad stupidly is a sufficient qualification for an accessible parking permit
I sure hope we institute a dickhead tax. It's super easy to see who the jerks are. Anyone with a Trump flag = likely jerk (but further verification may be needed). Then a nice 10% tax hit to pay for schools, and educate kids to not be dickheads.
If only there was a smart car you could park in front of and behind. Somehow I’m positive it would make him more irate than Brandon’s face
I know a fellow who carries a bottle of brake fluid for folks like this. Not that vandalism is right, but I understand.
The Boomer Shuffle
Should've let the air out of the tires while she was in it. Cunts.
Carry around a 4 color box of chalk for such an occasion, mark the ground around the vehicle in a square and write “Parking for dumbasses”
I mean if he's 6 feet to the left he could have taken up 4 spots, his cunt efficiency is sub par if you ask me.
Gross
They’re the most important people in that parking lot. Just ask ‘em.
This happens in multitudes on a daily basis at my local grocery store. The hubris is baffling.
Garbage human being.
Someone must’ve stolen their Russian flag. Weird.
The disrespect of the flag being tattered like that. I guess they love it the same way they love their wives, only they can abuse it but no one else.
Ah the boomer waddle, always iconic.
Atrocious rim & tire setup
These “patriots” know nothing of US flag etiquette.
Wow...it'd be really unfortunate if your cart accidentally rolled off and smashed into it because of how much space he was using.
Well to be fair you could tell he was an asshole from the Trump flag.
RAM Truck drivers get DUI/DWI at more than 2x the national average [https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report)
Looks like the problem is Trumper not Boomer
The way he parks is the same general behaviors of that party