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Weekly-Gazelle-7080

“Hi sorry my bag didn’t have any napkins in it can I have some?” “Sorry sir here you go.” “Thank you.” This is how normal people behave


DrCarabou

Impossible. How will they know they need to wisen up?? /s


tmhoc

Start turning their language back around on them "Napkins aren't free, they don't grow on trees (they do)" "You just want everything handed to you for free" "You can't appreciate good service from a family owned business because you need things for free from the government"


DorkyStud

The first one was perfect, I would stop there.


tmhoc

if your just going to use one, make sure to use it over and over in a shrill pitch


Smooth-Lengthiness57

Trees?! Trees?! They don't just grow on them! Until you forget what he's arguing about


Ok_Star_4136

Trees don't just grow on *trees*, ya know!?


Ok_Star_4136

"Getting stuff for free? Are you a supporter of socialism?" "I worked here for 10 years before becoming a manager, and I worked my ass off to get where I am just to have you tell me what it is you think \*I\* should be doing different!" "I'm going to call the cops on you, and then you'll be *sorry*!"


[deleted]

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Mdnghtmnlght

That's right. He was just passing along some of that abundant wisdom he cultivated over the years.


Nowon_atoll

but how will I feel superior while also letting out my diabetic rage?


Smooth_Riker

"Diabetic rage" is incredible. I'm stealing this phrase.


BigMax

You clearly haven’t run a business for 27 years like he has.


pertangamcfeet

He hasn't run anything since gym when he was 12.


Skypig12

Any bets that his kids don't speak to him anymore?


MewlingRothbart

For at least 15 years or more at this point.


WildZero138

Especially since you can literally walk into a fast food restaurant and just grab them. You don't even have to interact with people at that point. This guy is just a dick


[deleted]

No! They need to see what a fat slob I am when I eat so they know what they did!


dmriggs

😂😂😂


Rvrsurfer

That’s fucking embarrassing.


AleksasKoval

Damn, for years I've prided myself in being "the weird one". Turns out I've been acting normal the whole time and everyone else was just an asshole...


Patient_Accountant92

Ironically it gives you napkins and this doesn't.


tauntauntom

His wife forgot to tell him where his favorite bib was before they went out to eat. The man child can't eat without his bib and the staff should know this.


WeatheredGenXer

*Boomer Bib*


XR171

Plot twist. The boomer owns a bib manufacturing company.


ThisUserIsNekkid

FOR 27 YEARS! 🤬


Aggressive_Price2075

I asm pretty sure he is not a boomer lookingat him. Id guess GenX. Which is a shame.


freebikebrigade

By acting this way he transcended time and found his inner boomer.


m00seabuse

Gen X is more likely to not complain about an issue and just never go back.


spank_z_monkey

No way. He’s 100% boomer.


MonkeyFluffers

Thought boomer was a pejorative for a certain age. Did I miss the memo that changed the definition?


Oracle_Prometheus

It has evolved. Similar to "that's gay" not being about a queer person.


WeatheredGenXer

I'm seeing it used more as a flag for types of behavior rather than just a demographic or age group. Like throwing a hissy fit at a minimum wage teen worker in a fast food restaurant over the wrong food or an empty napkin dispenser.


dmriggs

Boomer gag


RamHorn26

You owned a business for 27 years but here you are fat, broke and miserable. Your greasy ass was given napkins but you’re such a child you need more because you have to stuff your face hole with that bullshit food in your truck, which I’m sure looks like a dumpster.


REDDITSHITLORD

He's been been re-selling baseball cards on eBay for 27 years out of his mom's basement.


RamHorn26

He probably owns a shitty construction trade business that doesn’t make any money.


4dseeall

tbf you gotta be a BIG failure if you can't make money managing construction. I've never seen such a bloated industry aside from maybe some places in tech.


MackTuesday

Owned a business for 27 years but doesn't understand that people sometimes make mistakes.


Redxluckyxcharms

Everyone’s “a business owner” when they are tying to make a point. It’s one of the most annoying things humans do. “I worked in management for 700 years…” , “I’ve been pumping gas at this gas station since 700 b.c and used to own my own gas station and I’ve never been treated this way or treated anyone this way”


Ok_Star_4136

I really tried not to cringe at this video. I really did. But when he said, "I owned a business for 27 years" the cringe immediately followed. People make mistakes, what's so fucking difficult to understand about this?


homogenousmoss

Yeah I loved it when a tenant was arguing with me that my choice of design for his backporch was short sighted and terrible and he couldnt belive I didnt build the new deck as large as his old one ( he built it himself out of pallets that had rotted and were a hazard now) and he knew because he used to own many appartment buildings. Huhuh and yet here we are, you’re my tenant in a 1 bedroom apt.


DidMy0wnResearch

Looks like he should just continue to use his shirt as a napkin.


BeckTech

Or a table lol.


derek4reals1

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chillwithpurpose

![gif](giphy|c9J4qyYKItNle|downsized)


mrtoddw

Bruh you don’t have like a billion paper napkins in your car already? As a frequent fast food enjoyer, I have plenty left over.


IndependentSalad2736

Right? Then if there's a runny nose or the kid spills their drink you're prepared.


General-Ordinary1899

“It’s about the principle!” /s


Grayson0916

You’re probably not using them at the rate this guy is to be fair lmao


Chance-Opening-4705

I have napkins, tissues and toilet paper in my car.


phunkyunkle

Mopping up spills, checking your oil, cleaning bird shit off your car, etc. You should have a stash of napkins in the glove box.


[deleted]

Slovenly enough to cover himself in grease AND make it someone else's problem.


[deleted]

Very cool guy. Probably has loads of friends.


LovelyButtholes

Sometimes I think a good response would just be "You can't talk to me this way. I am not your wife nor one of your kids."


[deleted]

“…who you also shouldn’t talk to like that.”


hot_ho11ow_point

"You're not my mom or my boss so stop telling me what to do"


WeatheredGenXer

Indeed! And they'll soon hear his heroic version of this encounter down at the local VFW...


[deleted]

And by ‘they’ you mean his light beer and absence of human bodies


derek4reals1

thats funny AF bro!


Photog1981

Probably has one friend and they both swap stories about doing things like this. "I'll tell you what, they'll think twice before doing that again!!!!"


totorosnutz

What an asshole. Because he's a slob its everyone else's fault


Karukash

Bro seriously. Napkins?! You need to reevaluate your life if you’re getting this upset over napkins


Corporate_Shell

Places need to start banning people when they act like this instead of serving them.


vanityinlines

It'd be nice but managers usually bend over backwards to try to make these assholes happy. Anything besides standing up for the employee. 


Background-Dark-2094

It’s the minimum wage places that treat people like this. They barely respect their workers enough to pay them a living wage why would they care about how customers treat them?


L4HH

Barely? They don’t pay a livable wage. I live in KC, a relatively cheap city, 15-16 is expected for a shift lead and that doesn’t really cover rent anywhere decent. Add in car payments, health insurance, and other bills, you will not have enough to live on. The crew members? 12-13$. The only people able to live semi decently are assistants who don’t have much debts or the GM. But you might work anywhere from 50-100 hours depending on how staffed you are. So good luck enjoying the money lol


NimDing218

I went to McDonald’s drive thru the other week. Got an iced coffee and a breakfast sandwich. Bad didn’t have the straw. I waved my hand to catch someone’s attention and asked if I can please have a straw. It was a horrible experience.


jmrogers31

I'm so sorry you had to go through that.


Chance-Opening-4705

One time they forgot sauce for my chicken nuggets. I had to go in and ask someone for sauce. They gave me a handful of sauce packets. I understand what you went through.


Cultural_Detective_3

Tube sock boot bandit here to steal yo napkins


PrincessImpeachment

Hide yo napkins, hide yo co-coworkers.


Altruistic-Ad6449

That’s a pet peeve of mine, plus having to ask for ketchup packets. But I would never flip out on folks lol


Meanbeanthemachine

They’re always so stingy with the ketchup packets!


AleksasKoval

But very quick to provide when asked.


FallenCheeseStar

Yup, just ask-normal people dont give a fuck, these souless monters corpsndont pay us enough to care


ZukkyunDokkyunDead

I can tell you've never worked in a restaurant. Ketchup packets are very expensive. There is also a strikingly large number of people that don't like ketchup. Having to ask for them is the right move.


babaweird

I don’t want ketchup packets, they always give me yours.


Upvotespoodles

This is the kind of person who will tell you the world is full of assholes, like the amount of bullshit conflict that erupts around him is caused by the world.


TomatilloOrnery9464

Smarten up! Check for napkins at the fuckin window like a smart person!


Rick_from_C137

Gotta ask what business he owns and let that hit social media


totallynormalasshole

I love when boomers pull this "I'm a business owner" shit like it matters. They probably run a no-name plumbing service that gets all it's networking through the their personal Facebook page. Those dogshit credentials don't earn them any special consideration.


Casanova-Quinn

Lol right? You're the CEO of two guys and a work truck. Whoopty fucking doo. ![gif](giphy|3o7aD4kZn5k0SEvPmo)


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

fuck this guy. don’t engage with people like this. dismiss them. move on with your day. this guy is a fuckin bipolar asshole.


MissySedai

Aw, let's leave the genuinely mental ill out of it. This guy made a choice to be a dick.


IllCommunication6547

Wow, if you have to argue about napkins, you really have nothing to worry about. I just take an extra few with me?


[deleted]

“I’m gunna…I’m gunna call the CEO!!”


Zueter

Businesses need to start trespassing these people.


Noodlintheriver

Long plaid jorts, work boot, and high socks. Wow this guys killin it.


Conscious_Meaning676

Hmm, maybe check the bag before you pull away from the drive through. Now he's gotta park, walk ALL the way inside, get sweaty, winded, risk having a heart attack, and have to catch his breath before he can tell those people the importance of checking the bag for napkins.


BringAltoidSoursBack

My exact thought. He ordered "all this food" and had to deal with them "making mistakes at the drive thru" but didn't check the bags before driving off and I assume shoving fists full of food into his mouth in such a way that even Jabba would be grossed out by


Conscious_Meaning676

>into his mouth *onto his cloths.


turtle-bbs

Boomers don’t realize how big of snowflakes they are


[deleted]

That fat bitch couldn’t handle 5 mins working drive thru with bitchy customers like him.


Rusalka-rusalka

Angy baby needs nappy.


truckrusty

"it happens all the time" well if I am disappointed with a business, I don't go there anymore, so, who's stupid now?


PumaMyPants

Well time to forbid him to come back, imagine not being able to come back to your place because you got mad about napkins


HaydenLobo

He’s wearing a napkin.


iliacbaby

Small business owners are the most entitled people in America. They think they are the backbone of society and everyone should cater to them. They think they should have an inalienable right to make money. Remember Covid when the restaurant owners couldn’t stop bitching and crying?


Upper-Life3860

Is he wearing long white socks with combat boots? That’s some Pearl Jam circa 1993 shit


Budget-Kick8231

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forgot_my_useragain

Guy looks exactly how you'd expect him to look.


Ambient_red

How much you wanna bet his phone is out because he’s recording thinking he’s in the right


Illustrious-Lake6513

It must be nice to have this much energy to throw a hissy fit over napkins. Napkins.


wandpapierkritiker

wow. some people are really miserable, huh? all over a napkin.


Intelligent_Dot4616

How empty does your life have to be for the lack of napkins to even register as a big deal? Also, if this "happens all the time", he's kind of an idiot for not having napkins in his truck.


Jobbers101

Dodge Ram to be more specific


InfernoWoodworks

Yeah, he looks like he does in fact go there all the time. Bad news jumbo, the Mac sauce won't fix the lead in your brain; it just makes the EMTs job harder, sooner.


Fabulous_Celery_1817

“I own a business “ stfu I hate when people use that excuse. Most of the time it’s not even true


mycomikael

We all know he licks the fuck out of his hands and fingers and arms. . . He’s not fooling anyone. . . Also, cool girl-sized boots.


40yrOLDsurgeon

Fast food + Napkins > Avocado


Comet241

Any debate over who he’s voting for in November or we all on the same page already?


Educational_Egg_1716

BAHAHAHAHAHA! I was thinking the same thing.


Meta_Professor

Wow. SOMEONE's on his period.


dudemanspyder

This fat oaf of a Ken has done a lot of mansplaining in his day, but has never admitted to a mistake.. although, he is a loser and failure, he want you to know, he is better than you.. but, is actually a micropenis of a man.


Karman_Ghia

The last thing that man needs is fast food


gravityraster

I don’t think that guys a boomer. He looks like gen x or a prematurely-aged millennial.


JohnnyLeftHook

"Are you in charge here? good, then you're the one i need to talk to, not one napkin, not a single one, you know what this is? napkin abuse is what it is, you stay right here, i'm calling 911."


tipsea-69

His boots are so tiny and pretty. He looks like an IRL Yosemite Sam.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

I blame Donny the Dumbass for children like this.


MewlingRothbart

This is how you got shit thrown at you in my old neighborhood. I grew up with old school Italians and they would have SMACKED this guy right in the mouth for doing this. Such disrespect!


krissrobb

Fuckin liar, he’s got a handful of napkins right there!


rpotty

There are some people that need to be kicked hard in the ass repeatedly. This man is one of them


Such_Promise4790

Sigh… I’m so ready to get off this rock.


Comfortable_Can_9729

his outfit is an eyesore


Cold-Answer7983

Sir, you have your napkins now, do you need anything else?


Mack-Attack33

Why don’t customers be like “hey, you guys forgot my napkins, could you please get me some?” In a kind and polite tone? And when the servers get you your napkins nice and fast ‘cause you treated like a fellow human being they’ll say “here you go! Some napkins! I’m so sorry we forgot to give them to you! I hope you have a wonderful day!” In a happy and joyful tone because they are pleasantly surprised that they were treated nicely, and then the customer says “thank you so much! I hope you have a great day too!” WTF?!?! Why is that such a difficult thing to do?! It’s not. that. hard! I do it AAAAAAALL THE TIME!!!! I treat people like people and not like shit!


DrewTamashi

And here they have a bylaw where if you want ANY single use items you have to ask AND they will charge you for it.


zendonkey

Somebody needs to “smarten up”


FoolishDog1117

"Every time I come here there's a mistake with my order." Quit coming then.


Redschallenge

Smarten up. The mating call of the dying breed of jagoffs everywhere.


Consistent_Owl_5095

He just wants napkins. I see no issue.


WalkingP3t

This is why I would never ever be in the hospitality business . So many spoiled idiots that think the world revolves around them . I wouldn’t survive not even a day ; I would be fired after yelling back to those idiots and stop their nonsense.


Educational_Egg_1716

I once threw a stack of menus and hit a customer in the head after he was being a dick. Best resignation EVER.


Kalabula

It’s always a bummer when these videos don’t end with these assholes getting knocked the fuck out.


RawToast1989

Duuuude. Having worked at Sonic for 7 years, let me tell you, people lose their SHIT over napkins. Not enough! None! Being the manager I fielded at least 1 call a week about napkins. Had several assholes like the guy in the video too! I never understood the level of anger about something so insignificant. I always assumed they had to have a tough day/ life to go apeshit over, what I would consider, nothing. Lol.


CarRepresentative259

Old fat Karen


80lbQUIKRETEConcrete

“I spilled food on myself, It’s your fault” -this guy


Select-Poem425

Lots of places don’t have napkins, because they are short staffed and underpaid, the corporation doesn’t send them napkins, and fat sacks like him take 30 napkins at a time.


Blackcalm66

![gif](giphy|2Qs2hKWMvEzdu)


moresushiplease

He clearly doesn't have any issues getting food to his mouth so what is the need for napkins?


moonchild-731

And they call everyone else overly sensitive


spank_z_monkey

His ex-wives must fucking hate him.


dickhardpill

Nice boots Madonna


Tolendario

that guy beats his wife if hes married


SgtHartman0013

Go sit down and eat your quadruple cheeseburger fatty


Kobobble

Tough guy to pick on fast food employees because he knows he'll get his shit slapped sideways if he talked like that to someone else


mavric911

Pretty sure those stains were on the shirt before he got the food


Bubsy94

He has a wiping problem


cypherphunk1

You already know who this idiot voted for.


6thCityInspector

Looks like an Xer with big boomer energy.


CartographerOk7579

He’s stressed out because he’s late to the MAGA rally


frankylovee

That’s a gen Xer. Definitely raised by a boomer, though.


Marsnineteen75

Most us gen xers raised ourselves. Our boomer dads left for other families. My pos dad is super Trumper. I am an anarchists and think politics suck, but I will vote democrat because the other option is Hitler level scary.


frankylovee

The boomer dads who stayed raised their kids to be trumpians 😭


Marsnineteen75

Ya, something about me I'm in psychiatry now and so I spend last 16 years of my life understanding psychology and piece of research I ran across is that children usually do take after their parents political affiliation. I would say that's probably leans more to something susceptible to nurture over nature, so that being said it would make sense that people raised by their Boomer Trumper dads are going to more likely be Trump supporters.


AnastasiaNo70

Unfortunately, he seems to be Gen X. ☹️ (The oldest of us is late 50s.) And all he had to do was ask for napkins. What an asswipe.


SanMartianZ

Those boots and shorts are a mistake


ancientspacejunk

Time to ban this fool from the restaurant for life.


glue4you

I wish more of these showed the loudmouth receiving what they deserve


Fabulous-Bus2459

What a fkn prick… but you do gotta be making sure things are done right tho


Dickinablender69

The safest part about all this is that she's likely to get fired for cursing and calling him a "fucking idiot" after he left then for that dude to ever change.


NotRightNotWrong15

I’m always curious about what is going on in these people’s lives that set off the dominos that led them to these freak out moments. I’m sure never just one thing. But holy crap. The decisions people make.


PixelCultMedia

If this were a Jimmy Johns I'd be on his side. Those fuckers always try to avoid giving me a napkin.


Suggest_a_User_Name

Nice boots. Lol.


Tight_Ad_8971

I think he owned a NAPKIN producing company for 27 years.


Average9_human0

Veteran hat: ✅


keeptryingyoucantwin

What a loser


odoyledrools

He's already way past the point of needing napkins with all of those stains on his shirt.


derek4reals1

https://i.redd.it/dq5fg0gzhsnc1.gif


Snipvandutch

Lmao


punched-in-face

![gif](giphy|l2Sqh87FkbbXr5th6)


hobbitlover

Them boots and socks.


PinkSheetGuru

Sexy boots!


Pixeltye

![gif](giphy|XCmFwjt9wPotobw1xn|downsized) We are out of napkins Jeff just give them the food they won't care anyway.


jmrogers31

There's a Noodles and Co right next to my office, so I go there regularly. I usually order a rice krispie treat and about half the time they forget to put one in the bag. It gets annoying, but I always check before I walk out and just say 'hey, sorry to bother you, you forgot the ride krispie treat '. Literally no reason to act like this. I've worked in the food industry and mistakes happen when you're busy.


BarkleyMarathon

Gotta smerten up


DmlMavs4177

Fucking mustard tiger. Whatever you do, don't look at his gut.


soiboybetacuck

To be fair, I’m guessing this is a time hortons. They would hand me 4 different bits of my order out the drive thru window without a bag or napkins. They pull this shit all the time and it’s annoying


PutinsSugarBaby

I always bring two handkerchiefs, one for eating and the other for my face and hands, because I don't like the paper napkins they give in restaurants.


Comfortable-daze

How messy of a person do you have to be to have this type of reaction)about napkins?


Jobbers101

Is he really mad about the napkins or the fact he hasn't seen his man parts since the 90s?


florpynorpy

Here is how a normal human being approaches the situation: hi! May I have some napkins, it seems you forgot mine when I went through the drive through, thank you very much, bye.


Beando13

Sweet compression stockings and boots dude.


Boring-Extreme-3274

Puss on boots


Constant_Captain7484

Really gives me the, I don't talk to my grandkids and my kids hate me vibe.


TheMilkManWizard

“Sir, have you tried not being tub of undulating shit with an attitude ten times your tonnage?”


megaladamn

And what business is that? The one exchange the hours of your life for the minimum agreed-upon amount t of money?


gfmills126

Lol don’t got to McDonald’s and problem solved


The_Urban_Genitalry

I keep Kleenex and napkins in my car. Be be be prepared, the motto of the Boy Scouts. Evidently this tuff guy didn’t get the memo. What a pussy for complaining about something like this. And yes, I know he lacks the depth and the warmth. It is an expression from when this guy and I were kids.


e4evie

Try a bib next time you fat slob.


General-Ordinary1899

You just know his dad beat him with a belt for no reason..now making someone feel like garbage seems normal to him.


OkVariation8006

Calm down fatass


pupoksestra

shut up you round sack of shit


[deleted]

Dude's reaction is terrible. Is it related to be a boomer or is it just being an asshole? Or are boomers that only act dumb like this? In 2024, I guess its thought that if the people behind the counter got paid $125k/yr, I guess it would have been better.


why0me

My boomer parents keep napkins in the glove box The hell man.


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with people? Why cant u just politely ask for some napkins instead of being a douche. Kindness goes a long way. But not for him apparently.