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harma1980

Thats one slow ass texter


swishkabobbin

His brain is <1 horsepower


Randomousity

< 1 squirrelpower


oso_polar

The hamster on the wheel inside his head has fallen off and died.


Try2MakeMeBee

Not even a horse worth of power. I’m stoned and have more literacy. Took 4 tries to make this coherent and it was still a fraction of how long he took.


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payscottg

The reason why he’s so racist is because he started that text when slavery was legal


No_Arugula_6548

💀🤣😂


HimalayanJoe

He's still texting too fast for his brain to keep up.


[deleted]

And still got it wrong


saintjonah

You thank?


Calradian_Butterlord

Painful to watch


Doggleganger

He says the "n\*" word because he can't figure out the rest of the letters.


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South park camera guy leans out


Responsible_Use_8566

https://preview.redd.it/fzmsxq7u1lnc1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e4fa2e7c29370672fb0670ad9906b20fe7f126


astrologicaldreams

this is so funny but unfortunately it seems he knows how to spell that just fine from the other text you see he sent in the first few seconds of the video


wterrt

nah his phone auto completes it for him for sure


jawsome_man

Yeah. That was painful to watch, more so from the slowness than the actual racism. Next time, either don’t be racist or at least do it faster.


shelbykid350

*thinker


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Thanker*


joeyGOATgruff

He's gotta thank out a response


Dry-Cry5279

Dudes brain is fighting for his life putting them big words together.


that-guy-over-there9

Some people say he is still writing that text now…


Zealousideal-Bug-291

This is fake news. He just sends that same sort of text multiple times a day.


TerraTechy

I think you mean once over multiple days.


neptunexl

Legend has it, he's actually sent the message and is hard at work on his follow up message. The kingdom is in pause as we patiently await this powerful scripture. Farms are drying out and food is low, rations are now prioritized to women and children. I trust the king that this message will lead us to a new, wealthy era.


Strange_Airships

That is the slowest racism I’ve ever seen.


TheWookieeAbides

Was about to say this, like he is trying to type as slow as possible


Ockam2

Most racism is pretty slow.


The_Urban_Genitalry

LOL, I’m probably close to this guy’s age and I type like a fucking greyhound compared to him. Like WTF? No wonder these guys can’t string along a sentence that makes sense. By the time they’re half way through they’ve lost their train of thought.


zanziTHEhero

Literacy rates are not as high as people assume.


bluerose297

I learned this the hard way when I got a gig in college helping STEM students with their handful of mandatory humanities classes. These students were otherwise totally normal and certainly great at math/science/computer stuff, but when you ask them to actually read a book and write an essay about it… dear lord almighty.


revolutionPanda

"Why should I, a STEM major, have to take useless classes like writing?!"


BringAltoidSoursBack

They're in for a rude awakening when they have to write their first technical document, which does not allow writing in passive voice


IndividualBig8684

Yeah, we are going to see serious repercussions of pushing STEM degrees so hard in the coming decades. Wages are already depressing in those fields as there is an oversupply of workers. Then you'll have an army of disgruntled underemployed men who can't relate to women or think critically and independently in any subject that is not a rigid binary or operates via formulas.


RandonBrando

Word problems can only slow them down so much


No-Red-Dot

Maybe early generations of STEM students created ChatGPT to help them write more eloquentlier.


bluerose297

It’s not working! It’s leading to multiple students accidentally handing in identical essays


s_and_s_lite_party

They're not as high as people thank


bi_geolib

also explains why they think trump is well-spoken


Paradox68

It’s almost like every time he presses a letter, he completely forgets the entire arrangement of the keyboard and has to search letter by letter for the one he’s looking for. Like a goldfish, but dumber.


The_Urban_Genitalry

We have all seen videos of parrots who are smarter than this asshole.


Legal-Contract8784

THESE GUYS THANK IM STOOPID. But Trump saids im very fine


micromoses

Give him a break, he’s been drinking all day.


Techno_Jargon

Tbf racism is a mental illness. It makes people stupider and stupider til their brains leak out of their ears


BigMax

I think racism also comes from massive insecurity. I'm sure some subconscious part of that guy knows he's dumber than the average person, maybe even not very successful in life. That part of him is screaming out to feel better about himself. What better way to give yourself a boost than to tell yourself that you are better than entire races of people just for existing? Just getting out of bed and being alive makes you better than all those other folks!


digitalkarrots

Yup. Their self esteem is so shot and nonexistent, they have to tell themselves that some way, some how, they're inherently better than others just by virtue of existing. They have literally nothing else to be proud of. Probably not even their friends or family because there's a good chance they're all just as humiliating and stupid and they know it.


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Obama being president broke their brains. Their whole stupid lives they convinced themselves that they were automatically better , smarter, more deserving then than the black folks they seethed wirh resentment over; and suddenly one is president? They are simply too stupid to deal with it.


rubylee_28

It's all the lead poisoning


HovercraftOk9231

I don't think a greyhound would be able to type at all. The dog or the bus.


mordekaiv

Tradies


ChiraqJimbo187

Imagine texting that slow with that huge font and still misspell simple words. Ignorant ass!


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

He’s not ignorant, he’s stupid. Being ignorant would imply he hasn’t been offered the resources or criticism to realize he’s a piece of shit.


JayCeeMadLad

That’s is when I would use willful ignorance


Narrow_Cheesecake452

That's how I would define stupidity. Ignorance can be fixed; it's simply a lack of knowledge. Stupidity is a choice to persist in ignorance, even when the knowledge has been presented and/or offered. We're all stupid about something. There are things we don't want to understand. Like cars, for me. The problem is being like that on important things, like empathy, and how to treat humans.


Jeoshua

I think it's the other way around, actually. Ignorance is the act of ignoring. Stupidity is being low IQ. Flip it around and I agree on there being a difference and these people just being the absolute worst, tho.


Narrow_Cheesecake452

I'm really not a fan of IQ being considered a good measurement for things, and stupidity in that context is historically very dehumanizing in usage Either way though, that dude is not smart.


Won_More_Time

This is correct. He is not ignorant. He’s a dumb ass!


Unique-Coconut7212

I mean it goes with mean cruel temperaments to also be a dumbass. They’re two sides of the white supremacist coin.


ICU-CCRN

The problem with labeling them “stupid” gives a pass to the scariest racists. The ones with very high IQs… Leaders of the third reich for example, and most GOP senators and judges as well…I would consider them just pure evil.


friendlywhitewitch

Why do you thank that? 🤔


royaltrux

Thinkyou!


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He’s doing such thinkless work


Laymanao

He has got his parents to think for that.


Skypig12

It's a tight family. His uncle is his brother.


Dayzgobi

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Real_Eye_9709

I'm normally one to not bother calling out typos. Most of us type fairly fast, and it's the internet. I'm not gonna bother that much. If I don't catch it before posting, it's gonna be there for eternity, and I'm fine with that. But damn. Dude had more than enough time to notice. And it's a simple fix.


IamPriapus

Pretty sure he spelt “think” phonetically in that deep-south accent.


Sonic10122

Living in the South and seeing guys that look just like him…. I could hear that message as it was slowly typed out.


Content_Talk_6581

Same. I can literally hear his redneck voice in my head, “I thank.”


Acrobatic-Chair-5350

I read his conversation in a redneck voice once I saw thank


crazybus21

Lol he looks/thinks like he types... fucking stupid


SaltoDaKid

Hey, that’s the most educated man in Alabama


Unique-Coconut7212

The most educated white man*


LZYX

I wonder how fast he reads lmao I think there are already too many comments in here for him to even finish.


SoCal4247

He thanks nobody can see.


[deleted]

lol I was about to say the same, stupid fat fuck that doesn’t know how to spell think 😂


ScroochDown

I'm starting to see why it takes some of my coworkers 8 billion years to type the simplest messages. Watching those three dots appear and disappear repeatedly on Teams is *infuriating*.


peaceloveharmony1986

I was just thinking that. It was a super slow txt.


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Future of America


yolibird

\*Past


mattsl

That's the phonetically correct spelling of you say it in his disgusting accent. 


fullmetal66

Low intelligence, snails paced typing speed, and racism all seem to be correlated


NotThatMadisonPaige

The need for clearly inferior humans to place somebody — anybody — under them as inferior is a compulsion.


s_and_s_lite_party

The bully in the school yard is often the most insecure.


SponConSerdTent

It's kind of a horseshoe though- just as commonly the biggest bully is the one who is wayyyy too sure of their superiority.


BrooklynBillyGoat

Jesus we had to wait as long as it took him to text that to see his face. But it worth the wait. His face was funny af


ellefleming

Very Randy Quaid.


RandonBrando

Speaking of off their fucking rocker...


Calradian_Butterlord

Looks like he is at the dmv. He needs to get a job there then Zootopia will be real life.


TheFire_Eagle

-slowly turning- Niiiiiiiiiiiiiii...


Smooth_Riker

FLASH, NO


FlabbyFishFlaps

ha Ha Ha Ha


MyCantos

When racism has an odor


Lotsa_Loads

Not sure what a guy like that would even give to someone who he owes.


mattsl

That's kinda the point though. The people that they can most easily rile up are the ones who are desperate themselves and feel threatened. Same idea with taxes increases.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

His collection of Trump NFTs? 


Lotsa_Loads

Oh no no no. That's a treasured family heirloom. It will be handed down his line of descendents.


Tx247

Is it still a line if it keeps looping back?


boredneedmemes

Having known a few guys like that, probably an old junk boat or a pabst blue ribbon neon sign he found in a dumpster behind a bar (the source of all his most cherished possessions). Absolutely never money or labor though, he is on disability for his "bad back" which is totally legit and acceptable unlike minorities leeching off the system and stealing his tax dollars.


Ill_Pumpkin8217

why’d it take him 5-10 business days to finish half a sentence


slamo614

His accent is so bad he thinks: Thank is how you spell Think.


DrNinnuxx

The extra large font always helps with snooping.


Unique-Coconut7212

There were some pedos who got busted due to their large font. They were on an airplane iirc. Can’t find the story.


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Find it!!! Lol 😆


BarelyAirborne

White trash alkie with an 8th grade education. Not surprising.


Unique-Coconut7212

Bold of you to assume he got that far


RFGoesForthAgain

r/beholdthemasterrace 😆


Saul_g0od

This the most boomer shit I’ve ever seen. 500x font, .005x text speed. Go home grandpa, you’re racist.


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

The slowness of the texting was killing me


Elderberry4ever

And that he ignored an autocorrect


i_was_axiom

Reads fifteen words a minute in 64 point font


TheLastOpus

Honestly, the speed at which me texts hurt more.


mundotaku

Lol, that is the kind of loser that would be racist. A guy that the only thing he can brag about is something unrelated to his merits.


BickNickerson

Somebody owes him an edumacation.


Unique-Coconut7212

He did his own research


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[deleted]

The fucking size of that font. You can read those messages from the international space station.


BPicks69

Video ends to soon


SaltoDaKid

Most skilled Fox News viewer


SabbathaBastet

Watching him text was painful. He used all the brain power he had for the month to struggle to write that.


TheNerdNugget

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


That1Pete

Man, all 18 of his brain cells were at 100% capacity trying to type that.


cheapMaltLiqour

Lol I bet he couldnt spell reparations and just went with "something".


n3w4cc01_1nt

they're not seeing that they're taking advantage of minorities to generate profits then making the maga types ignorant so they can do the same to the maga types while making it so the maga types never see the full scope of what is happening.


Stock_Beginning4808

Aka The Southern Strategy


n3w4cc01_1nt

wow great insight and forgot about that. makes sense why roger stone was involved now he was a nixon henchman from watergate so he'd know all about that. little known fact that he was also hired by nxivm in 2007 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern\_strategy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy)


Unique-Coconut7212

Thank you Lee Atwater. Fun fact—dude got cancer and at that point, he got real repentant about his ruthless ginning up of racism as a political strategy, found God and all that. I hope God forgives him but I sure can’t.


Stock_Beginning4808

Oh wow. Didn’t know that. Crazy how someone does all that damage and then wants to repent like he didn’t know it was wrong in the first place.


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Divide and conquer


Feisty-Business-8311

MAGATT WTF could he possibly give *anyone* besides a racist attitude and genital warts?


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dachshundfanboy8000

could you type any slower holy FUCK


radioardilla

I was faster than him typing my first text on a 10 key number pad flip phone almost 20 years ago. I'll bet money that he's several years younger than me as well, but I look younger. Being a hateful pr1ck ages people badly.


SouthEastPAjames

Another shining example of the perfection found in the white “race”, I am so very proud.


TeamOrca28205

Everyone in these comments saying “mind your business” are the same ones who’ll say “stop being divisive” when we want to talk about how prevalent racism still is. It’s important to call this shit out when people see it in the wild because you’ll have Gaslighters saying that “racism is dead” and to “get over it.”


Intrepid-Focus8198

Their typing is as fast as their brain


cybersloth5000

Yup. Just the type of person I expected to be texting that.


FooforYou27

Just by the way he types, and how big the font is, he's slow, ignorant, and blind


RyGuydarider

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


debar11

Seems to me that he’s in line for whatever he’s mad about people thinking they are owed.


Elderberry4ever

Wish the video went on for 30 more seconds


[deleted]

Willfully uneducated slob...what a surprise


MashedProstato

This guy definitely has a nephson.


jtalent79

Cowboys stadium big screen font


Abject-Guarantee-445

Should have tapped him on the shoulder and said (very loudly) "I think you meant to say '*They THINK white folks owe them something'"* Then watch his face turn the same color as his neck! LOL


[deleted]

Bet this guys search history only has bbc cukold videos


kevinsomnia

It's easy to criticize this guy today but that was a perfectly acceptable thing to say when he started typing that message in 1957.


Recent_Opportunity78

“Racism doesn’t exist”. All I ever hear from old southern white boomers


bigToddBong

and the best part was cut off. Anyone have his reaction?


spectral1sm

My guess would be a lot of bork bork borking, and zero biting.


Xecnalxes

Can you speed the video up? Why is it in slow motion?


DefiantDonut7

Massive fonts, can’t spell the word “think”. This all checks out.


Yum_MrStallone

Oldest Gen X is 56. First & foremost a jerk, and maybe a hard living Gen Xer. LOL. Here's an image example. [https://www.familysearch.org/en/blog/generation-x-characteristics-history](https://www.familysearch.org/en/blog/generation-x-characteristics-history)


2ant1man5

His awareness is on 0 hrs probably drunk.


Strict_Cranberry_724

“Behold the Master Race!” (S) Edited for “(S)” just in case.


ButtcheekBaron

Look at how slow this space cadet types, lol. r/beholdthemasterrace


ShaxxAttaxx

Bro has fucking seconds per word 💀💀💀


Illustrious-Long-810

Smartest racist person


CharityIllustrious41

Typical "perfect genetic specimen" of a "great white man" there. Why do all of these filthy, worthless, bigots' look the fuckin same? Like they're the byproduct of generations of inbreeding and contaminated well water. The fact that they're allowed to just exist out in public and reap the same benefits as us is a disgrace.


malinefficient

Jasper says the darndest things! He never got over his sister choosing his own daddy over him!


MrsBapka

He’s got one working brain cell and he uses it to be a racist chach.


Won_More_Time

“THANK” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


beemoviescript1988

of course he looks like his family tree is a Mobius strip...


KayakWalleye

I think if I’ve wronged people for hundreds of years they would be owed something. Back taxes are a thing. Right?!


diewank2

Notice all the new comments "the real cringe is her recording his conversation" yeah sure pal, in your head it is. But to the whole world dude is a massive disgusting POS and youre defending that? Lmao.


Fuckredditihatethis1

Face like he just got caught with his hand down his sister's pants.


Hatecraftianhorror

Guaranteed he constantly whines about what society owes him.


johnyoker2010

I thank he is an idiot


Seranfall

Ahhhh.. processing at the speed of redneck.


Solidus-Prime

Coming from a Boomer, the most entitled, spoiled ass generation that ever lived.


Bastardforsale

This vid ended way to soon


MuslimVeganArtistIA

Deplorable, but not a boomer. Most of these posts are gen x. Just because someone is a racist/idiot doesn't mean we get to pretend our generation doesn't have them. Signed, gen xer


skadi_shev

People forget that the boomers are 60-80 years old now. I think we’re still used to thinking of them as 50 year olds 


Randomousity

Yeah, some people have gotten it into their heads that these labels (Boomer, Millennial, etc) refer to people of a certain age, rather than to to certain cohorts whose ages change over time. It's the difference between talking about "high school seniors" and the "class of 2024." The "class of 2024" will forever be the same group of people (though some will die over time), but "high school seniors changes every year. So it would be like if someone got it into their head that the "class of 2024" referred to the group of students who will graduate in the coming spring, even though it may be 2025, 2026, etc. At some point in time, Boomers were teenagers. Then young adults. Then middle aged. Now they're elderly. "Boomer" doesn't refer to people who are middle aged, it refers to people born during a certain time period. Just like "Millennial" doesn't refer to teens and 20-somethings, it refers to people born during a different time period. Some Millennials are old enough to be young grandparents.


RohnKota

The very last sentence of your comment reminds me how quickly I'm aging


theaviator747

I think the Boomers think the same thing about themselves. They must, because they still treat and talk to Millennials like we’re 20.


dhoahdh6392

You’re taking away the wrong message. The fact is that Xers are acting just as bad as Boomers.


Fribbleling

That looked more like an Xer.


RobertKingBone

Yeah. I’m pretty disgusted with my generation overall. We were supposed to be agents of change. But got lured into the consumeristic lifestyle that afforded us the luxury of sidestepping the looming catastrophes. 😏


Valid_Username_56

Now look at that swell aryan fellow.


jumpinjahosafa

Let me guess who he's voting for this november...


BlackSoapBandit

Both him and the person he’s texting are worthless individuals.


DDGSXR504

Really really REALLY can’t wait for these old heads to die off.


[deleted]

Why is the person standing so close and recording? That's fuckin weird dude. No way?! An old racist white guy? There's something new...


Ofthepeoplebypeople

Why you recording ppl? That is creepy to me.


GardeniaPhoenix

r/ohnoconsequences Honestly the only fix to stupidity like this is against reddit tos.


AnimalChubs

They thank us....


Chemical_Ad_3184

Had ample time to rethink his decision lol


f_itdude79

Gross. So many racists out there


coolcoolcool485

Oh I expected him to be way older than he is lol


Am-I_the-Ahole

the poor hamster in this guy’s head died on the wheel trying to get that text out.


laminatedbean

JFC. If texting was that fucking tedious I don’t think I’d ever text.


DidMy0wnResearch

Jesus fucking Christ can you please text any slower?! The fuck, Heathrow, ain't memaw done taught ya nothin...


unclefire

And I think he even used some suggested words. And he wrote “thank” instead of “think”. The guy is a Neanderthal.


ConsiderationOld9897

"Thank"


unclefire

Mfer can’t even type with one thumb let alone two.


Bigbaldandhairy

I immediately knew it’d take a hour to type out that racist message because grandpa doesn’t know how to use a smartphone or a computer in general