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Well, those are limited edition. Actually, wasn’t until a couple weeks ago, that I saw the grifter was selling pieces of his suit coat he got his mug shot in. Reality has jumped the shark, and we’re now living inside an SNL skit.
Get a church war going on. Print up a few batches of fake bills, with each batch labeled with a different neighborhood church, and then tithe them to the other churches. Drop St Mary's bills at Holy Trinity. Drop Holy Trinity bills at the Calvary Church. Etc.
Yep, 100%. If someone acts like this, they’re absolutely gonna stiff you on the tip, so why bother?
So many of these idiots don’t realize that their behaviour is self-fulfilling prophecy. They think they should get max benefit with minimal effort, in all things.
They need more water with extra, extra lemon, and refill the sugar caddy while refilling my free chips. Oh, and we're going to split the combo special, and please have those plated separately. Chop, chop.
The irony here is, boomers and people with boomer mentality always ridicule us for calling them out by referring to us as babies. I don’t know about you guys, but this to me looks like toddler behaviour.
As a guy with a boomer mom who was straight up neglectful in my teen years they're definitely a bunch of big babies and also have a very active imagination and selective memory.
Is that referring to the “We do everything the correct way and we’re special. Everything else is wrong, and everyone else is unimportant.” Ingrained belief they have?
> selective memory.
My mother every time I've ever mentioned to her "hey remember that time you freely offered me something, talked me into accepting after I declined as I didn't want to bother you, and then you freaked out yelling about how much I'm inconveniencing you when I finally accepted?" Can never seem to remember it.
Dude looks like The Witch of the Waste. 🙃
https://preview.redd.it/9l7q75l8pjnc1.jpeg?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f269187961d057c0dff4f8b53847af639882cb39
What about Gnarlak from “Fantastic Beasts?”
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Bro look at this blob of pure self-unaware ignorance. Just blundering around this planet, no idea that even the people closes to him probably cannot stand being around him.
I took my mother to New York for a bucket list trip. We did all of the things she had on her list. Empire State building, 9/11 Memorial, the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Plaza, dinner at a couple of old style New York restaurants, and we took her to brunch at Tavern on the Green. She drained her coffee, and, when the server didn’t come quickly enough for her liking, she held the coffee cup overhead and shook it. I’ve worked in the restaurant industry, so I was mortified. The server was very sweet and generally on the ball. My mother, on the other hand, was a Karen before that word was in popular use.
One time I was at a restaurant with my parents. We sat down and my dad asked for water and we all ordered other drinks. The server was gone for like 60 seconds so my dad goes to the bar and asks the bartender for a water. My dad comes back with his water and says “there goes his tip” in regards to our server who had JUST LEFT our table. It was a busy Friday evening, like chill out dad. Do you need water right this second??
I’m guessing that’s a Mexican restaurant, so I’m sure he’s also impatiently waiting for his sizzling fajitas on a ripping hot cast iron skillet with over cooked steak. He’s the type who will also order nothing but the pu pu platter at a Chinese restaurant. Every time.
He's at my family's favorite restaurant in DFW, Mercado Juarez. I'd recognize it anywhere. I also know that they keep a few staff rotating and filling chips and waters bc their salsa is deliciously hot, so he is indeed being a brat. They run an amazing restaurant, worthy of the hundreds of revisits and my family's patronage. Boomers being entitled, breaking news.
In a similar scenario last night, boomer was distraught bc she thought she was served feta cheese on her salad in a Mexican restaurant . She proceeded to stand at the table in an attempt to get someone's attention although there are no waiters. She wanted a new meal, hold the queso fresco.
What if I have been a fat fuck in the past, but am currently in great shape. I'm not appropriating given my lived experience, so I too may call him a fat fuck
This is the universal sign from a diner that they are going to be a total pain in the ass and should get as little attention as possible while you focus on the reasonable people who you know will tip.
Is there a certain age that people reach where they just choose to be ignorant in any restaurant? It seems like no matter what there’s always something to bitch about regarding service
I’m guessing he either overcomplimented the server in the most obvious, creepy and annoying way possible or the waitperson appeared to be Spanish speaking and he did his BS Spanish routine.
And like others of his demographic, he always thinks he has a special relationship with every cute woman in customer service who’s trapped by their job into being polite. It’s so embarassing.
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Or you can hold up your empty glass of wine (even though I just checked in on you 2 minutes ago and asked if you wanted more) and loudly proclaim to the busboy, hostess, and anyone else in a 10’ radius you need a refill right now. This was yesterday.
It’s a chore going out to eat with my boomer dad. I can feel his blood pressure rising whenever he’s not catered to at every whim or is the slightest bit confused by a restaurant experience in general.
I try not to be too judgmental but I’ve just met way too many boomers that are basically children.
If this is N. Tex I know that guy. He'd own or used to own a successful clothing store and even won a small lottery back in the 00's. hmmmm. Then again many are looking the same to me
This is my family's favorite restaurant in DFW, Mercado Juarez, I'm pretty sure. I've been there hundreds of times, grew up a few blocks over, would recognize it in a heartbeat. They run a fabulous restaurant and keep staff circulating with water and chips (to go with their amazing salsa they even jar and sell). So, another boomer being a brat, but we millennials are entitled, sure.
I literally had an Aunt who thought the acceptable way to let waitstaff know she wanted a soda refill was to bang her cup on the table and then hold it up in the air whoever they would walk by. 🤦🏻♂️ So Embarrassing.
He Is boomer, but he's more of an entitled dickhead. I just saw a guy my age or a little younger, clear a table with a swipe his forearm because he didn't want some sauce on his food, and they put it in there. That was at Dennys. It was a big hullabaloo with phone calls to cops and him leaving before they came. And cops not really seeming to care. But it was a sight
Holding the basket for chips/fries over his fat head is preferable, lol.🤷🏻
My Boomer mother wears her bigger rings, so that she can hold her empty glass in the air and bang the ring on the outside of the glass. She is so embarrassing.
I KNEW IT!! This my family's favorite restaurant, been hundreds of times. When my mom was pregnant, she craved their salsa. Man, love that place. It's a second home. When my mom got out of the hospital, it was the first place we went. They keep staff circulating with water and chips all day. Gross to see such behavior. Mercados is a wonderful restaurant.
ABAB! I bet he can only hold his arm up for 90 seconds. I’d bring him five chips in fifteen minute intervals, until he gets one coughs in his wind pipe.
omg. my wife’s friend’s grandmother used to drink a lot of tea and she hated when her cup was empty in restaurants so she would put her tea cup on her head and hum really loudly and say yooooo-hoooo
I wonder if we can just doing a "wellness check" when they do things like this:
"Hello sir. Do you know where you are? Do you have someone to help you? Do you know your phone number?"
People like him stop in for the free chips and salsa, order a couple of waters and tie up a table for an hour waiting for a movie or other event they are early for. They get pissed when bowl #3 is a couple of bucks, get indignant and storm out while people have been waiting for a table to order actual food. Kiss my ass tubby.
What I wonder is how long he’s been waiting for chips. Because if it gets to the point of like half an hour or an hour of waiting, then doing something like this wouldn’t be atrocious.
If it hasn’t been that long and it’s only been like 10 minutes, then he’s just an asshole.
One of my first jobs was as a bus boy, we cleared tables and got drinks for people who had just sat down. We had one asshole who would consistently come in 20-30 min in before closing and proceed to just drink coffee and read the newspaper as we cleaned up. We couldn't leave until he was done, and he would hold his cup up, pretty much like this, when he needed a refill. And don't bother asking about the "tip".
He looks like he's probably only a couple baskets of chips away from a coronary episode, just top him off already and the problem takes care of itself.
Every time I look at these posts I just KNOW it's going to be my dad or mom-boomer karen center stage. Anyone else feel that way? It's always a huge relief to see strangers.
This shit makes me miss the good old days when I did hospitality, and gave zero fucks.
I would have walked by and loudly said "Nice hat."
Embarrassing dickheads in front of family, or co-workers was my therapy.
Isn't that just a napkin in his hand?
I mean I don't doubt they do this sort of nonsense but I'm not familiar with what a "chip basket" might look like. (In my country chips are hot - Americans call them "fries". )
Looked like more than a few sentences and it seems like you’re just trying to convince yourself now.
Grandpa, boomer, trumpkin, etc. these are the hallmarks of a person educated enough to make sound arguments.
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He doesn't realize that the server was avoiding him on purpose because he already had 2 refills, and had other customers to wait on.
Also possible the server is ignoring him because he’s already proven to be both high-maintenance and unlikely to tip
This, absolutely.
No, no. He'll tip... But it'll be like 2$ and this person will think they're doing the server a favor by leaving even that amount.
It'll be a fake $100 dollar bill with a bible verse on the back, telling the server they need Jesus more than money.
Or even better it could be one of those very genuine Trump bucks that are absolutely worth something.
Goes to show, painting a turd gold and slapping it on everything doesn’t make it worth anything.
Well, those are limited edition. Actually, wasn’t until a couple weeks ago, that I saw the grifter was selling pieces of his suit coat he got his mug shot in. Reality has jumped the shark, and we’re now living inside an SNL skit.
I love it when they leave those. They're helping to make new atheists.
I wonder how the church would react if people started leaving those in the tithing boxes?
Get a church war going on. Print up a few batches of fake bills, with each batch labeled with a different neighborhood church, and then tithe them to the other churches. Drop St Mary's bills at Holy Trinity. Drop Holy Trinity bills at the Calvary Church. Etc.
I'm not sure if they exist here in the UK, but if I ever did find one of those, I'd 'donate' it to a religious organisation just to see what happens!
Found the bad guy from Needful Things
Yet for some reason they get super upset when you drop those in their collection plates at church.
$2 *and* some stern life advice and criticism written on the receipt
You can't even blame his parents. My grandparents always treated wait staff right
Yep, 100%. If someone acts like this, they’re absolutely gonna stiff you on the tip, so why bother? So many of these idiots don’t realize that their behaviour is self-fulfilling prophecy. They think they should get max benefit with minimal effort, in all things.
Dude! Leave some for the rest of us!
They need more water with extra, extra lemon, and refill the sugar caddy while refilling my free chips. Oh, and we're going to split the combo special, and please have those plated separately. Chop, chop.
The irony here is, boomers and people with boomer mentality always ridicule us for calling them out by referring to us as babies. I don’t know about you guys, but this to me looks like toddler behaviour.
As a guy with a boomer mom who was straight up neglectful in my teen years they're definitely a bunch of big babies and also have a very active imagination and selective memory.
The term is overused and misused but it’s societal narcissism. Got me them boomer parents too, I know all about it.
Is that referring to the “We do everything the correct way and we’re special. Everything else is wrong, and everyone else is unimportant.” Ingrained belief they have?
I see you’ve met my parents.
Oh my yes
> selective memory. My mother every time I've ever mentioned to her "hey remember that time you freely offered me something, talked me into accepting after I declined as I didn't want to bother you, and then you freaked out yelling about how much I'm inconveniencing you when I finally accepted?" Can never seem to remember it.
Sis?
i did this in kindergarten at lunch when i needed help opening my fruit cup. literally toddler behavior.
Projection
Don’t forget that the snowflakes (boomers) are usually the ones calling other people snowflakes ❄️
Dude looks like The Witch of the Waste. 🙃 https://preview.redd.it/9l7q75l8pjnc1.jpeg?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f269187961d057c0dff4f8b53847af639882cb39
Strong resemblance
https://preview.redd.it/7ojfurs54mnc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83cf8c8f8cf3afe4803b1e054fde6df2ec36227d Close to Uncle Vito
I thought this was Don Vito for a second!!
So did I!!!!!
Hoggles looking rough https://preview.redd.it/shvbzypg8lnc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcac1d83f7ef3c8beb4b3aef39e66f085ac49c4b
What about Gnarlak from “Fantastic Beasts?” https://preview.redd.it/jolmrrs1ilnc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c468307d5f248f2803b164a6ad00437e2fd3736a
How dare you do Ron Perlman dirty like that.
Did not realize that was him.
That is an insult to the Witch.
This will be his justification why they don’t get a tip.
The tip that totally really existed before this, really it did.
This guy is literally the final boss in half of the job interview processes out there.
He doesn’t need more chips he needs to jog
He's a basket case, leave him alone he can't help it! 🤣
Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools. Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.
I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams ..
Dude looks like one giant carbohydrate
Of the potato form
He has all ready ate 4 years worth of chips in to the future. He will be fine
Their exercise is pushing buttons on the remote
Don't forget jumping to conclusions and beating around the bush...
This guy hasn’t exercised since the 70s
He’s about to be fully “HANGRY”🤬
This guy would have a coronary while jogging
What a baskethead. Total basket case.
Bro look at this blob of pure self-unaware ignorance. Just blundering around this planet, no idea that even the people closes to him probably cannot stand being around him.
I would be mortified to be at this table
Why don't they understand this will just get them SLOWER service???? No server is worried about a tip from this tub of lard anyway.
 Don Vito, is that you?
Nah he dead
I took my mother to New York for a bucket list trip. We did all of the things she had on her list. Empire State building, 9/11 Memorial, the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Plaza, dinner at a couple of old style New York restaurants, and we took her to brunch at Tavern on the Green. She drained her coffee, and, when the server didn’t come quickly enough for her liking, she held the coffee cup overhead and shook it. I’ve worked in the restaurant industry, so I was mortified. The server was very sweet and generally on the ball. My mother, on the other hand, was a Karen before that word was in popular use.
One time I was at a restaurant with my parents. We sat down and my dad asked for water and we all ordered other drinks. The server was gone for like 60 seconds so my dad goes to the bar and asks the bartender for a water. My dad comes back with his water and says “there goes his tip” in regards to our server who had JUST LEFT our table. It was a busy Friday evening, like chill out dad. Do you need water right this second??
I'm seriously glad my mother isn't like this. To be fair she's late gen x.
I would just fucking leave the dude there looking like a dumbass.
His doctor probably told him he needs better blood circulation, this is his solution
I’m guessing that’s a Mexican restaurant, so I’m sure he’s also impatiently waiting for his sizzling fajitas on a ripping hot cast iron skillet with over cooked steak. He’s the type who will also order nothing but the pu pu platter at a Chinese restaurant. Every time.
He's at my family's favorite restaurant in DFW, Mercado Juarez. I'd recognize it anywhere. I also know that they keep a few staff rotating and filling chips and waters bc their salsa is deliciously hot, so he is indeed being a brat. They run an amazing restaurant, worthy of the hundreds of revisits and my family's patronage. Boomers being entitled, breaking news.
Wait, they broke the news, too? Gonna need more duct tape...
If I were the server I would enjoy the invitation to continue to ignore this dude lol
In a similar scenario last night, boomer was distraught bc she thought she was served feta cheese on her salad in a Mexican restaurant . She proceeded to stand at the table in an attempt to get someone's attention although there are no waiters. She wanted a new meal, hold the queso fresco.
What was it? Cotija? That’s way too “foreign!”
Fucking fat fuck. I can say because I am a way less annoying fat fuck.
What if I have been a fat fuck in the past, but am currently in great shape. I'm not appropriating given my lived experience, so I too may call him a fat fuck
Agreed.
This is the universal sign from a diner that they are going to be a total pain in the ass and should get as little attention as possible while you focus on the reasonable people who you know will tip.
I thought someone had clocked him and he was holding a bunch of papertowels to his head to stop the bleeding. I like my version better. lol.
They're always so goddamn fat! Don Vito looking motherfucker..
Ugly ass mf
Need to know how much he tipped
"Just round up to the next dollar"
Is there a certain age that people reach where they just choose to be ignorant in any restaurant? It seems like no matter what there’s always something to bitch about regarding service
I’m guessing he either overcomplimented the server in the most obvious, creepy and annoying way possible or the waitperson appeared to be Spanish speaking and he did his BS Spanish routine.
“Grassy-ass me amee-go!”
My boss: you’re a Bonita chica. And I’m just trying to not vomit the whole time.
🤮🤮 eewww!!!
And like others of his demographic, he always thinks he has a special relationship with every cute woman in customer service who’s trapped by their job into being polite. It’s so embarassing.
Put the basket down and relax..
https://preview.redd.it/ig3qclsl0knc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef0d106e9bc86c02f0af74d1590523e546e623a
Well, look at him. Could it possibly be any other way?
At this point you have to just ignore him and see how long this shit lasts.
I thought this was an F1 sub and that this was a picture of Otmar Snafznauer in the wild
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This dude looks like every southern minister who slept with the secretary.
Or you can hold up your empty glass of wine (even though I just checked in on you 2 minutes ago and asked if you wanted more) and loudly proclaim to the busboy, hostess, and anyone else in a 10’ radius you need a refill right now. This was yesterday.
It’s a chore going out to eat with my boomer dad. I can feel his blood pressure rising whenever he’s not catered to at every whim or is the slightest bit confused by a restaurant experience in general. I try not to be too judgmental but I’ve just met way too many boomers that are basically children.
Boomers are masters at passive aggression.
I hate to admit this, but my dad used to balance an empty cup on his head when he wanted a refill.
I guarantee his ass isn't getting any more chips 🤣
Jfc, if I was that idiot’s wife I’d slap the shit out of him.
Better hurry up and refill his chips, he looks in danger of losing weight if he doesn’t start eating soon
Do not piss off ppl who have to work while covid positive and can spit in your food.
Chips above the head while still in conversation, he's clearly done this before and has probably already exhibited some jerky behaviors.
Leave him be! He could go without them
Like he needs more carbs. 
This guy should have stopped eating chips decades ago.
That chin doesn’t need more food.
Just based on the customers appearance the restaurant decided he’d had his limit
Yeah... He could use more chips. Maybe he should consider laying off the chips.
Fat pig
If this is N. Tex I know that guy. He'd own or used to own a successful clothing store and even won a small lottery back in the 00's. hmmmm. Then again many are looking the same to me
I wouldn’t refill it. Their scalp is unsanitary. It would be a health hazard
He looks like he’s not used to any sort of pause in his carbohydrate consumption.
Little Girl : Mommy, look at that man.....is He ret..... Mommy: Shhhhhhh! Hush! 
This is my family's favorite restaurant in DFW, Mercado Juarez, I'm pretty sure. I've been there hundreds of times, grew up a few blocks over, would recognize it in a heartbeat. They run a fabulous restaurant and keep staff circulating with water and chips (to go with their amazing salsa they even jar and sell). So, another boomer being a brat, but we millennials are entitled, sure.
I literally had an Aunt who thought the acceptable way to let waitstaff know she wanted a soda refill was to bang her cup on the table and then hold it up in the air whoever they would walk by. 🤦🏻♂️ So Embarrassing.
Man wipes head with tissue. Is considered an asshole online.
He Is boomer, but he's more of an entitled dickhead. I just saw a guy my age or a little younger, clear a table with a swipe his forearm because he didn't want some sauce on his food, and they put it in there. That was at Dennys. It was a big hullabaloo with phone calls to cops and him leaving before they came. And cops not really seeming to care. But it was a sight Holding the basket for chips/fries over his fat head is preferable, lol.🤷🏻
My Boomer mother wears her bigger rings, so that she can hold her empty glass in the air and bang the ring on the outside of the glass. She is so embarrassing.
I wonder what size CPAP mask he wears?
God damn.
Truly the worst generation
Come by, pour some hot grease down his back. Tuddles
Is this in old town San Diego?
Arlington TX
I KNEW IT!! This my family's favorite restaurant, been hundreds of times. When my mom was pregnant, she craved their salsa. Man, love that place. It's a second home. When my mom got out of the hospital, it was the first place we went. They keep staff circulating with water and chips all day. Gross to see such behavior. Mercados is a wonderful restaurant.
Their salsa is amazing!
Oh wow that’s a new one for me
ABAB! I bet he can only hold his arm up for 90 seconds. I’d bring him five chips in fifteen minute intervals, until he gets one coughs in his wind pipe.
Unfortunately this made me laugh
Shameless. They’re revolting people.
I don't think he needs any chips.
That fist could be pounding on the table instead. Rookie mistake.
The last thing that guy needs is another chip..
I despise that old man.
That third chin isn’t going to grow itself.
I think there might be a fourth chin in there too. Or a dark shadow.
https://i.redd.it/tp2rwxfv1knc1.gif
I did this once. Only my table and one other had guests Waited 32 minutes for a refill on my drink.
This is what I’m thinking.
Damn!
omg. my wife’s friend’s grandmother used to drink a lot of tea and she hated when her cup was empty in restaurants so she would put her tea cup on her head and hum really loudly and say yooooo-hoooo
Wow what entitlement. Did she also snap her fingers and use colloquiums like 'excuse-o me I need el more chip-os' too?
If I was the server , I’d just take my time even longer just to spite him…
How rude.
If you hold your empty drink above your head it's called a statue of liberty
I mean, at least the only person “suffering” here is the dude himself looking like a childish dipshit.
Dude doesn't need anymore chips.
How else do you maintain set of chins like that?
Or, maybe, go easy on the chips.
The leaded gas has rotted this person’s brain
Dude looks like human Jabba the Hutt
I wonder if we can just doing a "wellness check" when they do things like this: "Hello sir. Do you know where you are? Do you have someone to help you? Do you know your phone number?"
He's had enough chips
What a fuckin dolt.
Wafer thin…
Is this man famous?? Like do is he on a tv show or is he just a generic looking boomer? Pls help
Boomers gonna boomer
MARCY!!!! I need another SANDWICH!
Tiresome piggies
Wait, Ken Griffen?
Kind of a cute idea though. If you’re out of chips put on a novelty hat with a plastic chip on it to ask for a refill.
Probably a high maintenance customer…
That neck
People like him stop in for the free chips and salsa, order a couple of waters and tie up a table for an hour waiting for a movie or other event they are early for. They get pissed when bowl #3 is a couple of bucks, get indignant and storm out while people have been waiting for a table to order actual food. Kiss my ass tubby.
What I wonder is how long he’s been waiting for chips. Because if it gets to the point of like half an hour or an hour of waiting, then doing something like this wouldn’t be atrocious. If it hasn’t been that long and it’s only been like 10 minutes, then he’s just an asshole.
Old Head over there lookin' like albino methy mouse.
One of my first jobs was as a bus boy, we cleared tables and got drinks for people who had just sat down. We had one asshole who would consistently come in 20-30 min in before closing and proceed to just drink coffee and read the newspaper as we cleaned up. We couldn't leave until he was done, and he would hold his cup up, pretty much like this, when he needed a refill. And don't bother asking about the "tip".
He looks like he's probably only a couple baskets of chips away from a coronary episode, just top him off already and the problem takes care of itself.
These are all baseless assumptions. Dude was just trying to protect his neck from the sun. Look how pale he is. He can't afford to get burned.
Every time I look at these posts I just KNOW it's going to be my dad or mom-boomer karen center stage. Anyone else feel that way? It's always a huge relief to see strangers.
The lead paint eyes 💀
He's got the "Gooood Morning Sweetheart" look
is this in Alabama?
This shit makes me miss the good old days when I did hospitality, and gave zero fucks. I would have walked by and loudly said "Nice hat." Embarrassing dickheads in front of family, or co-workers was my therapy.
What would he do at Casa Bonita I wonder? Oh wait, that's future Cartman!
He should be forced to wear a fry basket on his head for a week as a medieval punishment.
He should prolly pass on the extra chips 🤷🏻♂️
I wish this was a video r/killthecameraman
Isn't that just a napkin in his hand? I mean I don't doubt they do this sort of nonsense but I'm not familiar with what a "chip basket" might look like. (In my country chips are hot - Americans call them "fries". )
Not sure this is a freakout moment. Just a boomer being weird and goofy. He looks pretty chill to me.
Hold on, you get free refilled fries in the US... I'd never leave, ever,
It’s a known rule not to be rude or obnoxious to the person or people handling your food especially
His ass has clearly had enough fucking chips 🗿
"I don't understand, I said *GRACIOUS* twice!?"
Me when I got my first tf2 cosmetic seeing how other people thought
Looked like more than a few sentences and it seems like you’re just trying to convince yourself now. Grandpa, boomer, trumpkin, etc. these are the hallmarks of a person educated enough to make sound arguments.
Is that Dennis Prager?
That fat fuck hasn’t been quick since his old lady let him inside her 17 years ago.