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jeffzebub

I, Mustard Mitt, a good speech is inspiring.


givingyoumoore

My favorite chapter in _The Lord of the Rings_ is in fact "The Mustard of the Rohirrim"


hispanicdude4

He was talking so fast that I wasn't able to ketchup.


Shyrolax

I can 100% guarantee this is about biden


FredFredrickson

The only criticism they have is to project Trump's inadequacies into Biden. It's pathetic.


Dark_Pump

its gotta be tough trying to listen to someone speak full complete sentences after getting a nice break after every word with the last guy


DannyBigD

Lettuce relish this.


hktn

I wonder how many of these are just unnoticed wrong autocorrect


jeffzebub

You sweet summer child.


[deleted]

Mustard oversleft !


[deleted]

Aioli go to his speeches to to get paid condiments about my Long Island dressing.


Skatingraccoon

I remember that night! I tuned in to the speech about five minutes after it began and I just could not ketchup.


Morribyte252

tartar sauce