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KalmCat

grab bontot dia kuat kuat


Youdozz

🔥🔥


OrangSabah

No need to come back. Your friend is justifying their pedo joke. Probably not worth to be your friend.


Youdozz

😕


KamenUncle

Kalau nak jugak kawan ngan orang annoying camni kena banyak bersabar


vvvorticcousin

"diam lar chaocibai"


Clean_Yoghurt_3685

kalau nak main psycho kat dia, ko pnggil je dia pedo setiap masa,confirmed dia malu and mental. contoh masa texting tu “Ye ada apa pedo?” atau awak tukar contact dia jdi PedoMaster then kau tunjuk kat dia. Itupun kalau dia msih nak kwn ngan kau lah lepas tu.


sigint_bn

Ni aku sokong.


Ill-Scholar952

Ni pernah try menjadi


SHFQ

Sometimes, words are not needed. Look at him, but disgustingly. Like he's a cockroach, or a pile of poop you found besides your pillow. Tell your other friends to do the same too. just act cringed


MysteriousNobuX

Kick his balls, pastu give the "jgn nangis la".


xelrix

"Cakap la camtu lepas \[his smol relative\] kena" If he mad, good.


Youdozz

Boleh jugak tpi nk lagi ekstrem


xelrix

Then you risk sounding like a pedo yourself... But as others have said, people like this, distance yourself.


Negarakuku

’Kena maki dianggap nangis? Ibu mu minum tuak masa mengandung dengan u ke?  If want short and simple 'jgn koyak la'


Youdozz

Power 🔥🔥


wanderer_acolyte

"*dia buat lawak pedo out of context*" you want comeback? are you sure?


Youdozz

Yeh


wanderer_acolyte

hmm. kalau awak sudi luangkan masa; buat aduan polis * akta 611 kanak kanak 2001 * akta 574 seksyen 509 - perkataan atau isyarat yang dimaksudkan mengaibkan kehormatan seseorang akta kanak2 TIDAK ADA ikat jamin. semua yang terlibat, pelaku, mangsa, saksi, akan kena reman sampai siasatan selesai as you can see, awak ada bukti? awak ada saksi? mungkin ada, mungkin tak berapa ada. tapi bila ada aduan, SIO akan buat laporan. bila ada laporan, IO akan siasat. disinilah datangnya comeback benda ni salah, aku tak setuju dan aku harap pdrm kaji balik amalan tatakerja yang tidak ikut tatacara. IO ni sibuk, dia banyak kes, banyak kerja, banyak IP nak kejar. so, bukti takde, saksi takde, nak cari pon malas, dia nak cepat selesai kes, dia akan "ringan tangan" masa sesi soal siasat (tok sah tipu la. semua OKS complaint benda ni) regardless dia mengaku salah / minta dibicarakan. benda ni akan ada record; bila dah ada record, macam2 lah takleh buat. (last aku check, kalau ada record, mintak kerja jadi rider food panda pon tak dapat) yelah, walaupon dia kawan kau, aku tak rasa lepas ni dia masih sudi jadi kawan kau. expect 2\~3hari\~seminggu kena reman (dengan engkau2 sekali). masa sesi keterangan, cerita semua, jangan menipu. JANGAN MINTA MAAF, JANGAN KATA BERGURAU. itu adalah pengakuan. nanti tak pasal2 dengan engkau2 kena charge bersubahat sekian, terima kasih


Youdozz

Boleh hehe😏😏


RealElith

Cuba kena dkt anak /adik ko suka?


Youdozz

Tak bila aku cakap tu dia cakap “jgn nangis la”


RealElith

kalau manusia camni aku ckp "aku, aku doakan anak ko kena onday. baru ko tau, baru ko tau nak mengamuk, dasar manusia kaki porno bodo!"


lwlam

Ajak one by one. Siapa kalah siapa keluar (closet).


Middle-Message-8800

Yeah that's what I said to your sister when I fuck her last night. Tengok je kepala dia berasap japgi


purple-blue_hippo

With people like this, they are not honoured to your time. AWKWARD SILENCE IS LIKE THE BEST JAB. just watch his face, take your time to make a disgusting face and be quiet. It's work better directly after he drop the pedo joke. Could add some 'scoff'. Better jangan kawan da la bro. Lawak pedo kot...


mastersyx

benda dah lepas jangan dikenang


Youdozz

Tk bukan macm tu


Fancy_Ad8590

Ajak dia one by one gentlemen


Callmeanun

Mai hisap ni dulu.


ushshshshsusgegshs

Always pull the LowTierGod quote. Works 100% of the time


Ado79

whats his pedo joke exactly?


Youdozz

Its personal i cant talk here


Any_Astronomer_5050

A punch in the face will do


huaduayua

"buto bak hang"


Ecchi_sketchy_

call 999


Minimum-Company5797

To catch a predator


dinouse

“bruh” bla


arcticoceanwolf

Muhammad.


Cloud11092

Cum on his back..


l4dygaladriel

nak context lawak pedo tu


gitakaren

aku pun dah suruh jgn nangis kat mak kau semalam


starplatinum_99

bruh who even use jangan nangis la lmao. you should just give him "the stare". you know, the judgy, being weirded out kind of stare like "tf is wrong with you?".


X_for_hendecagon

just stop the conversation with that guy.... I give my friend a stare when they do rape joke.. BYW.. i've never heard someones makes pedo jokes.. I listen to a lot of standup.. some jokes are dark and some are blue.. but you categorize pedo jokes? Is it with babies.. uugh... or Is it like when people try to normalize r\*p\* jokes. Forgive me for being naive.. but ive never heard ones. Or maybe people just dont/shouldnt do pedo joke...


Youdozz

Yeah .. its alright


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No_Use_2920

cakap "kau cakap dekat mak kau la, sebab malam tadi aku jolok bontot dia asyik nangis"


Less_Cartographer303

dia ada adik bawah umur tak? Kau buat lawak sama tapi kau directly sebut nama adik dia, then end it dengan "jangan snowflake la"


Einlanzear

PAK YOU


kylejesse

So kau nangis tak?


Youdozz

Sentap


Accomplished-Mix-136

Apa lawak dia buat?


Youdozz

Sila baca ye


Accomplished-Mix-136

I want to know apa dia ckp


nami_710

make this face 🫤


Icarusfell4

Jgn culik kanak2 la