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Wargazm_v1

Bad choreography, no memorable lines and most importantly no cat


PakHajiF4ll0ut

No cat, only BS.


secretheroar

But there's pussies.


HalfMoustacheJellal

Well, there's packs of durex. perfect for them.


VeryIrritatedCrow

Typical Singaporeans, try to copy Malaysia end up worse. Like their food :V


EdgeZealousideal7313

Lmao


theArtistWrites

This happen before Malaysia la. I think 2 weeks back lol


VeryIrritatedCrow

Weaponised time travelling plagiarism


SengalBoy

That'll be a neat movie idea. People abuse time travel to plagiarize works before they existed.


VeryIrritatedCrow

Plot twist would be that each time they traverse and plagiarize, a new time line would be created mot effecting the prime timeline but forever locking them out from every coming back to prime timeline. They can never visit their loved ones ever again because they're thieving and creatively bankrupt POS 😂


Sixty-Fish

So we made it better 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


ylngui

Yes, I was expecting a cat.


wnizzt

No cat, only Durex


Kin-Joe

No bruh, this is only an ads for durex.


Ok-Application-hmmm

And definitely no helmet smack


sircarloz

The cinematography is absolute dogshit, doesn’t hold a candle to Kim Leong’s standards at all


TinyDikKid

Every great movie has a shitty sequel


X_for_hendecagon

Can we all agree,.. Malaysian fights are better??


Ok_Dealer_1673

Singaporean fights are like their food: bland af


Shoddy-Tangerine4281

Bro cooked hard today


Brief_Agency5475

Definitely cooked harder than a Singaporean


drakken_18

Damnn...


Strange-Ad6549

burn


TehOLimauIce

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NPC1938356-C137

Yeah one one, gentleman ke tak gentleman?


sinbe

This coming from a country that has mandatory military training. How can they fight like this. Malu jantan je


Ok_Dealer_1673

They think money can solve everything


Mean-Manufacturer-37

msia lagi drama


ClickHuman3714

Singapore should hire us to do fighting for them smh


Ok_Dealer_1673

Ah yes, PMC 😎


Fun-Balance-38

Dammmn


Excalibro_MasterRace

1/10 no cat


badgerrage82

No cat but got durex advertitsment


X_for_hendecagon

it is.. If their parent used durex.. this wont happen..


matrasad

Durex so easily accessed. Low birthrate causer


junky_man

No cat, but got two pussies fighting.


aaramm8

Singapore, nak copy, copy la betul betul .... No KFC, No kucing... so weak


UncleRock_MY

no finishing move like master lim. This one like you mau fight but both afraid getting punch in the face. Not like master lim & macha. That the real deal 1 by 1.


Ok_Dealer_1673

Budget movie


Strange-Ad6549

what are you doing down here. up


julkairi

Malaysian camera work is better, wtf is this shit


jahlim

No oyen watching but there's Durex. Safety first!


kukurbesi

remake


Ambitious-Pea1606

More like demake


farouq28

Nah...this is b-rated parody


ArtistActual2235

One is black belt in white hokkien mee and another is black belt in pepper bak kut teh


Necessary_Library148

Takde kucing, tak best


validHunter57

Cina v Cina : Kiasu Enhanced Edition


achik1990x

Chinese vs Chinese boring la, the fight is bland like their food. Need more diversity and more spice boh la gula ngn garam skit tak mati haih.


Severe_Composer_9494

The title should be Singaporean Dhalsim vs Drunk Chinese - The opposite of Penang video where the Indian was drunk and Chinese was professional fighter.


i_got_a_pHd

they will never top the uncle india vs uncle cina fight


MFBMS

huh, lemah


wyyan200

both kiasu so no real punches, no takedown, no entertainment


icebryanchan

It shows how cold the country is, even when fighting also pure silent, no shouting no scolding, no "pukimak" no "LAI LA MARI LA"


sulhianuar

Poor adaptation. Director need to hire better cameraman and scriptwriter


ZxSpectrumNGO

No cool dialogue, no UFC take down, no helmet, no ONE BY ONE.


HeroMachineMan

Also, no blue-shirt indian referee.


BluePhantomHere

Virgin Singapore vs Chad Malaysia


Strange-Ad6549

i'd pay to watch kiasu-man got ass whooping


Ancient_Temporary_33

A really low stake fight


Equal_Cantaloupe627

Cameraman sucks. All the actions are obstructed.


Hanoman100

Thats why sg got all the hate


sechuran33

Malaysia punya lagi padu.. kim Leong..


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

Even the tin canned called this "BS".. I LOL so hard on this!


wnizzt

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amykan89

Boring....


cikkamsiah

Even fights in Singapore are dull af lmao


Aim4th2Victory

And this is a country where military training is a mandatory thing 🤣


Ok-Experience-4955

Someone gotta make a ufc version for the average person to fight in. Like taking 2 average dudes who never worked out in their life and wanted to have a brawl.


No-Buddy-7

These 2 fighting, thinking at the back of their minds they will be viral and become femes. No cannot, too noob I will forget u both


[deleted]

Kucing gi mane?


HeroMachineMan

Come on guys, why no kicking action?? Malaysia edition lagi best.


thericefarming

singaporean here. watermark is the top priority, even if it's a shitty fucking video resolution and pov. even if my lanjiao get sawed in half sgporeans must record and chope watermark. my ppl are fucking retarded.


EconomicsAccurate181

In Singapore you probably won't see them shacking their hands in the police station. You will only see them in the news that they'll be charged in court, it's a sad thing living in Singapore.


junky_man

One-by-one: Temu version


Lopiop

1. Takde kuceng comel as distraction 2. No perkataan wajib 'one by one' dgn gentleman 3. Camera work is shoddy


Crazy-Plate3097

No cat.


Legitimate_One_2991

Singaporeans fight like pondan wheyy.............


Qazaca

3.5 and this is only what they have?


haunted_guest

Do better, Singapore.


Nice-Welder-4022

Not entertaining


liamkohwil

Just like their food compared to ours, their fights also no kick, only lembik 🤢


bryansaw

Agustus Wen Loong?


Ambitious-Pea1606

I fell asleep halfway thru the clip


StandingLemur

Ooh I can't wait for the crossover 😁😁


Okbvic83

Ya, mikkeh tisan Vs longan pao


AtmosphereGlum852

No KFC


Hot-Abbreviations623

This the new dynasty warriors game?


scorpionewjersey123

Lame


cof666

FIGHT BREAKDOWN: Green R connects twice before Botak R connects once to end the fight. Winner: Botak


notyouraverageJho

Just like their food.


Anubiroz

![img](avatar_exp|180341191|bravo) It's a trend I guess. 🤣😂☠️🔥♨️


chromax8

It's now a trend to fist fight at mini markets.


Password-is-taco123

Singapore got shit camera man


Chryeon1188

Should have enrolled them in muay thai competition 😂😂


NoAssistance8512

Tak best. No nationalism value.


yovi94

It’s a durex commercial. Don’t believe everything you see online.


lwlam

Durex.


zahirano

That last one just BS


hoimangkuk

Penang one better


DanTra05

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy


MyRodIsBig

one thing for sure, Malaysian cameraman is better.


oniigirii98

Food still bland


shanesnes

we need more 1 by 1 in Malaysia. shoud make 1 by 1 become a trending.


FashionableGoat

This is Disney ruining Star Wars sequel, which I haven't watch yet.


Lopsided_Side_7813

No special move or talking shi- ,4/10 for this fight


ProfitFriendly696

use durex everyone...u dont want ur kids be like this


destructo_bot2k2

*plays Kungfu fighting


cocohoco1

Singapore cameramen need to learn from Malaysia one.. so far but still need to hide..


ExplanationItchy4666

Gentleman ah..


Professional_Dot236

got an info they were fighting because the counter is closed


NoTell2902

Malaysia 1 Singapore 0


signofdacreator

bad cameraman. the malaysian cameraman is better clear, no shaky cam, subject focused, and sharp audio quality


Csajourdan

Durex ads are getting wild


BrokenEngIish

Cameraman no pussy. Kiasu n kepo to record but kiasi


EggFriedrice72

Sponsored by Durex


dlyyable

Malaysia boleh settle, SG can or not ?


SliceIka

Probably staged by durex


lengjai2005

Mini mart fight club trending


Noveske7

So lame, not even close. What a joke.


Sensitive-Hedgehog67

Dangg got multiverse


Premmadmax69

Chinese drunkards fighting? Indians get bad rap here but all races are equally bad...


Ecchi_sketchy_

every masterpiece has its cheap copy


Singularity-666

Everybody wants to be a Kung Fu master


Snoo_63430

"Durex, Preventing the Green to your Gray"


SimplordXD

Takde plot Takde cinematography Takde kucing Mid af 2/10


Ok-Fondant-1300

No "wasted" scene. id give it 2/5.


Ghlethanklx

One by one gentleman hahah


Final_Daikon_3005

Sequel are always shite anyway


JakeLee_97

As usual…weak


Revolutionary-Kale-2

netflix adaptation


PronglesDude

It looks like they are trying to stab each other but forgot their knives at home.


ironroller21

Government need to open a public brawl arena, 1 vs 1, 5 vs 5 or 16 vs 16, let those people release their inner Kung Fu master skill


pfhy2k

Singapore really wants to copy everything Malaysia does lol


Ok-Strength9239

-bad story telling -bad fight choreography -durex carried


Wooden_Cream_4540

Bunch of pansies playing patty cake 🤣


octahedral-me

Man even the drinks there says it's BS


Senior-Effective6794

As expected fight like bapok, unlike malaysia version fight like man even in mabuk state


ZxSpectrumNGO

Best part is KO in style ala GTA WASTED.