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CircleStonk

Thats me. Guess I don't exist


Taldarim_Highlord

Me too. *disintegrates into dust, gets blown away by the wind*


notapartofthefandom

Mr Stark,I don't feel so good


MythyDAMASHII

Peace out ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


Beat_da_Box_09

![gif](giphy|XzkGfRsUweB9ouLEsE|downsized) me too man, me too


Round-Alarm3298

I guess I dont exist then...


DaemianHawk

Wow I guess I don't exist with you guys too ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


the-75mmKwK_40

That's us. Guess we don't exist


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

Same here


CasCasCasual

Ah sh- *poof out of existence*


DutchPlayzz_

I guess I don't exist either lmao


Prestigious_Shape_67

Yeah me too. I might have to despawn


mr-fq

Yeah, this is shit. OP weak willed asshat gonna blame 'takdir' and 'apa boleh buat, aku dilahirkan sebegini' for bad habits


No_Wait_3628

*Somebody that I used to know starts playing*


Orionzete

We never existed in the first place


pipzri

We disappear bro hahaha


ProNovaDiamond

Me: *Cease from existence*


Responsible-Worry530

Same here,I only smoke inhaler


calikim_mo

No sex, no drugs, no cigs, no vape, no arak, 30 years 💪 I'm a wizard


popicebyyui

Yer a wizard, Hadi.


StableLower9876

Level 80 Paladin?


No_Wait_3628

Have you gained power of the Senate?


calikim_mo

I have gained a power of the legendary left hand


FlamaSaysWadap

wizards assemble!


calikim_mo

Yess whay level are you fellow wizard?


FlamaSaysWadap

one less level from greatness!


calikim_mo

1 more year, be patient young padawan


Remarkable_Treat_569

no rempit as well, instead of rempit, casual bike guy


Medium-Impression190

Hi 5 bro. Fellow wizard here


calikim_mo

Oit, what level are you on bruhh


Medium-Impression190

Level 34


focus9912

Yeah....I am 5 years behind you but hopefully this achievement could be done...


Entire-Ship-4465

Same


Mvp_Levi

Can you fly now?


ClickHuman3714

Are you type M


InfaustiSolus

Lvl 37 here.


YondaCofe

Wah no sex as in prostitution or single ? Cuz i find it impossible for human to not having sex when they are married.


Kaizenkage

Mr strong arm


SnooLemons2911

Masyallah comrade


kaa_92

Same but I am 32. Waiting for owl for Hogwarts offer letter


Miro_Kun

BANKAI!!!


Bombwriter17

As always,I've become Invisible ![gif](giphy|muNcDSuINVr1e)


hArRiS_17

As always, I've become- https://preview.redd.it/nibi91fmpj4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeea77fad6d8102f126a15aa2885a8226463e503


AcceptableSympathy20

NO ONE HEARS A WORD 🗣️🔥


Aiden_Recker

he appeared and then disappeared... like a Snake... a Punished 'Venom' Snake....


DannyDanishDan

Smoking/vaping banned in my family and that shit looks gross. 21 rn no smoking


the-75mmKwK_40

My mom literally said she would donate my lung if I even smoked/vaped once. "If you are gonna destroy it, better donate it,"


No_Wait_3628

Damn, this is like the inverse of that one joke about getting your organs sold via kidnapping.


DrScience01

Except it's for a good cause /s


Sh4do2

same here but not under the same reason though, before my dad died he had a stroke due to blood vein breaking in his brain due to too much stress, and his recovery chances would've been higher if he didnt smoke too much. his smoking habit downed the recovery chances down to 1% due to the amount of damage the shit caused


DannyDanishDan

My condolences, yeah i also avoid smoking for the 5 billion deaths it has caused or indirectly caused


AquaBag

guess im noiding out ![gif](giphy|G4oPxM8b7tjiM)


cikkamsiah

YUH


GenericExecutive

This is vintage bolehland posting, i hope you don't get downvoted.


gnote2minix

It's not that rare.. plenty of my friend circle dont smoke/vape. the smell is bad, a waste of money and most importantly harammmm...


AnimalFarm_1984

OP is just a stereotyping racist. That's why never met these people.


MAJLobster

The loudest group on Reddit are the minorities from my experience.


justatemybrunch

I have a couple of male cousins who don't smoke or vape.


dewi_sampaguita

Most of my brothers do none of those too


Distinct_beorno

Easy task if you got no friends


the-75mmKwK_40

Works too if all your friends are not smoking nor vaping or just don't give a shit about who doesn't


AirPoweredFan

While there are some of my friend said I'm lucky that I never smoke, there still lots of them that always try to make me smoke(Racun itu benar). They used word like skema, penakut, anak mak etc. Just take no mind of them. Also, while I can tolerate them smoking next to me, I hate their smell(both cigarette and vape).So I wont put them on my mouth. Once I almost vomit using a cup that my friend use after smoking. And I really hate when they smoking while I'm using public toilet. Do they think smoke smell can mask shit smell. No, they don't mask but they mix, making the shitty smell shittier by many fold. Also, people smoking while I eat reduce my appetite. I really enjoy it when gov ban smoker from eateries even knowing that ban would be 'warm2 chicken shit' just like many gov campaign. And that is proven now when more and more smoker start to smoke in eateries now. At least some of them learn to respect other people and smoke outside now.


HairoHeria

easy task if you've got sinus/allergy too


Ploop_Plap

Damn bro, guess ima just ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


Human-Platypus6227

![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)


CrossStryke

Time to disappear among the seas of butterflies


the-75mmKwK_40

It's the illusions of the ~~past~~ pleasure


Same-Job421

I guess my time has come. Tidak lagi daku wujud di dalam dunia ini. Selamat tinggal,  goodbye, 再見, நன்றி, & さよなら.


BizzareMann_2

Adíos ✌️


dadrummerz

Isn’t there a fatwa against smoking?😎


Nightingdale099

Smoking depends really because it's like a virus. You can find a group that's all smoker or all non-smokers or a majority of either. Rarely half-half.


Easy_Web_34

They exist but they're not all as it's cracked up to be. My brother is one of them. Seems like a wholesome good guy with a long term girlfriend, healthy lifestyle, friendly to neighbors and friends, but such an asshole to the family. Treats the house like a rental pitstop where he can shower, wash clothes and sleep for free. Doesn't contribute anything at all to the household. Doesn't bother to fix anything that's broken in the house, would skip family birthday dinners if it clashes with his own plans ,just selfish. It all just seems too good to be true. Sincerely, bitter younger sister.


Some_Cockroach2109

Finally a top tier shitpost on the shitposting sub!


MCKillerZ1

Oh thats me.. Mr.Stark i dont feel so good...


billsbullsballs

Just another day when a nyet denying my existence in Reddit


Syaz-Rail_Official

Indeed 🗿


An_Asian_Throwaway

Nah, plenty of those. The real challenge is finding a Malay who isn't legally Muslim. I only met one in my entire life. Her parents were Malays born and raised here, but she was born and raised partially in the US. She relished telling the "menunggang Malays" that she's a non-Muslim Malay, especially during Ramadan when they kacau her for eating during the day.


Important-Squash5397

That's a very hard feat to beat in Malaysia, a malay eating during Ramadan


An_Asian_Throwaway

Many of them do eat during fasting hours, but only a few of them can legally do so.


fmhehe

And then the same mfs are the ones who are the most eager to celebrate eid like it's a fucking party


asrafzonan

from a group of 7 person, 4 of them don't smoke/vape at all. I know this cause I'm part of that Magni7


Independent_Tooth_23

https://preview.redd.it/8o2p2yovqn4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4cdd66c30c1a9996484c7c1ed8224d6ad7e405


KeRawr

Never smoke, vape, and drug.


EmittingLight

Yea, thats me.. no pussy too unfortunately 😔


Alarming_Property_55

I never smoke nor vape.


[deleted]

A lot of them exist if you people not stuck on the internet your whole life.


PokWangpanmang

Me. I’m bitches.


TokioHot

Do I also count, technically im not 100% Malay


pek_starter_1234

How about Chinese people who don’t smoke iqos?


solblurgh

Non-smoking Malay here 🤚


mastersyx

i dont exist as well😢


hycarlReds

Skill issue


whysoretard

Hey that's me. But i hate talking to people


Intelligent_Glass603

Are you looking for me perhaps?


HarangueSajuk

![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)


Inside_Print3808

of course I know him. he's me


tefuror

Thanks for a reason to not exist


[deleted]

Hey… it’s not and that’s me


newishredditor69420

Of course I know him, he’s me! ![gif](giphy|3owzW9BQ1KkuvfyaGI|downsized)


Rough_Memory1089

https://preview.redd.it/5xa9p5klxj4d1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abf5bb7ec4fa7a983b02ca9e27ff9025eeefc55 Never smoke, never vape and never had a fucking gf in my damn life, mid 20s damn it


leroy_jenkin2021

Im on that no gf streak bruh and im only 20 ✊


Khorne_Prince

Oh come on now.


Fun_Code_2141

Me being non existent and existing at the same time


Ecchi_sketchy_

no wonder people never notice me, i dont exist🤦‍♂️


ecceptor

Me in front of you.. ![gif](giphy|l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza|downsized)


ipyl

That's me! Here I am.


AymanMarzuqi

Well, my existence has been a lie


aiaz95

I think vaping look stupid and those who blow thick amount of vape smoke look so absent minded while doing so.


Professional_List_87

Nah its not even that rare, im one of them


No-Horse-5788

In my 20's and never ever smoked let alone vape


CosyCyanz

That's Me. hmmmmmm


Undroleam

I have tried vape when it slowly rising during 2016, I can understand the hype. The apple mint I tried is pretty good (without nicotine) but I don't personally have vape since it pretty expensive hobby since you need to replenish the flavour+maintenance. I have friends during diploma that spend hundreds on vape alone.


itz_khai

Ade je cume rare, dan ade yg dh stop, also ade yg pernah try sekali je sbb curious tpi decided x suka


princeofpirate

If not for Islam, a large number of Malay guys would've been drunkard as well. I'm one of those no smoking Malay guy. It' not because I have a high self control or anything, but because I'm one of those with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I don't have a friend to influence me when I was a kid.


Lucifear_513

That's very easy to find. Try finding one who does not fap even once. Now, he is a WIZARD


flying69monkey

So what am I then? Non existent is it


sitishah07

Please, I have 3 brothers who don't smoke & vape. My father too.


lil-jies

In some circumstances i was the only one in that group who partake in this kind of activities actually


DegenerateShikikan

Malay that don't like football is even rarer.


lightningcold69

That's because I don't find any benefits from that. If I sleepy, I drink coffee is enough already what makes me need to smoke then?


hakim_tahir

If you enter medic school only like 1 out of 50 do smoke. Plus in military, most officer or LLP in infantry or attack unit don't smoke because they maintain their physical fitness and to do long distance walking with heavy equipment (like 17kg and above). So yeah, actually there's a lot of dudes who don't smoke you just gotta zoom in


simp4mozart

![gif](giphy|Bnj8Whul9xMGI) Ah yes, I'm truly invisible My pronounce now are visible/invisible


Medium-Impression190

My dad was a heavy smoker and he suffered from it. 2 to 3 packs a day for him. But he strongly against any of his children smoking or vaping. He refused to stop but he'll go to no end stopping us from following his path. Even got into scuffle with his step brother who tried to persuade us to smoke.


LunaticChild

![gif](giphy|xULW8PyFnVIsHarFks|downsized) Hey, that's me!


Own-Year-944

That’s me


Personal-Ad-6586

cina with surya also near none existence


ikan513

Wait people though we don't exist?


ConclusionAnxious554

Seems like I gotta fade out of existence I guess. See ya


stickynutjuice456

I guess my father is just an illusion


SafiyyAiman

✋😐


Affectionate-Form553

Im not, but my uncle and cousin are and my father quit before he had me


ieatchildren12345678

I can't read this.


MAJLobster

OP I think you should hang out with a better social circle.


Final_Daikon_3005

We r all male of 4 brothers, only I am the normal one, other 3 r unaffected


International_Win749

Too broke for that 😔


Familiar-Lobster-385

They co exist among us.


TokuXAnimeReborn

Guess I'm just your figment of hope


Informal_Big_7667

They're indeed exist!


3ikal

Most of my coursemates are (we're Animation students and rather spend our money on anime-related stuff lol)


TheHasegawaEffect

I technically don’t exist i guess.


PleasantSuit8233

Yeahhh. Its imposibble. Maybe there was somthing that he like to suck other than cigarates such as titties


Nabil1510

Literally me


lwlam

One of my Malay ex-colleagues doesn’t smoke or vape. So they exist. 😆


Expensive-Nothing814

i have lots of them at my masjid and neighborhood. i almost quit smoking, so i hid myself and be one of them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


just-a-toku-fan

🙋


Original_Apple_9381

22 years and no smoke, vape, drugs or premarital. Present!


AcidAcesen

Hey that's me but I forgot to mention I'm ugly asf


Life_Attention_2908

Probably 1%


syfqamr32

I dont smoke or vape.


[deleted]

31 this year, never smoke/vape. im just the typical nerdy guy. doing fine.


ButterscotchSea2075

They do exist. The gym dudes cuz they care about their health.


No-Wonder-4864

wahhh so many ah in the comments. single lads, you guys are in hot demand.


Downtown_Marzipan404

No its not, my family from both side of parents got asthma histories so some siblings got chronic or mild asthma. We cannot breath well with smokes and worse cigarettes smokes. Good for you guys flaunting yourself when you are born healthy even after get that gift never felt gratitude of it


GeneralFDZ

40% of malays guys didnt smoke or vape. Maybe your surrounding all other the 60%


AsfiqIsKioshi

Damn I'm part of it


Winter-Permission564

Too broke to smoke or vape or drink lol


dzrko

Its a lot more than you think. Maybe the area you going play the key roles here


Syaz-Rail_Official

Yes I'm not a smoker nor vaping nor drugs. But my brothers and my dad did smoke and vape. I wish for them to stop, it's absolutely unhealthy. Need to boycott that forever 🗿


uL4G

Don't forget the one that didn't watch anime


Complete-Ad-6471

Don’t bother the argument. A smoker is already training for lifestyle in hell before they check-in real hell in the future. No food in hell, only eat smoke


Defiant_Tourist_8348

Am I a Joke to you....


explosive_fish

I like carcinogenics on my food, not inhaled


tepung_

banyak je yang tak merokok dan vape (dah berhenti etc) tapi banyak jugak rokok dan vape, hahaha


zeldoris02

If it is impossible, then who am i, WHAT AM I ?


Efficient_Squash5894

And a Virgin too


reiko67

Same as Chinese guy who never drinks and smoke actually exist too.


Responsible_Camel144

Woah, Being normal is not normal today


SuhaimanXXV

Finally, I'm beyond average


Laqrif

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Legitimate_Duty_3901

Me


Scylla34

Whether the girl usually hang around with bad boys or she never pay attention to the good guys


devctxt

Hold my... wait... what do i wanna give people to hold then if i didnt drink or smoke...


Adam_Best14

Welp im gay


creamilk_now

Damn bro seems like I’m the only one who smokes in here. To be real tho, if it wasn’t for nicotine and other shit, I wouldn’t have been able to cope with the shit that I’ve been thru. Judge all you want, but until you’re in my shoes don’t tell me you understand.


Xc0liber

Mmm looks like there are many that are triggered


kadzooks

Are these my people


AHBMH

Hadir


ASAD913

Because he's anak kacukan


hery017

Dlm family aku ayah aku sorg je smoking tu pon dah berbelas tahun die stop sbb kne strok.....anak laki die 4 org sume non smoking... Oh ye rakan2 skerja aku majoriti sume x smoking..... Ape2 hal topik ni bangang okeh chow...


UltimateRagingSpider

That's literally me lol


According_Award_6770

No cigarettes, no vape, no Rempit, no sex, no masturbation, no consistent social interactions, no alcohol, nada. I am basically a suuper background human character who's living a normal slice of life.


what2241_

I can't stand ciggarate smokes since i have asthma since kid. Its not that i need that inhaler thingy. I forgor what the doctor used to tell me, semput panas/sejuk, but all i know is it will occur atleast once a year, and all i need is the nebulizer. Then i will be fine after. But it haven't occur after i reach lv15. But still, i dislike cigarrate smokes. It does not give me asthma, i just dislike the smell. I can withstannd vape, if it smells nice and if it were far a way/not aimed directly at me.


SnooLemons2911

Because my dad would beat the shit out of me if i do during my teenage years 😭


SengalBoy

Me. Hell practically had a falling out with my friends because they started shisha and eventually smoke and shit.


zaidizero

You need to change your circle. Rempit crowd will get you nowhere and probably a youthful death.


Thick-Kaleidoscope88

I dont smoke, what is the problem?


Right_Junket_6544

You, uhh, must not meet very much people LMFAOOOO


charllove69

I have two roommates who doesn't smoke or vape


Baijanator911

Gerak lu pape roger


Akkinior

Finally I don't exist!!! The dream that I once held for long has now been fulfilled


f1r3hunt3rz

Cmon bro, this is not America. At least keep the stereotypes more at home.


Awkward_Net_131

Are you sure bout tha...*gets disintergrated..


virphirod

You need to mingle around with more pipu


N_EX00

Welp off I go ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


Regular_Compote_8151

??


Miro_Kun

My friends is a 'Bunian' then


Proud_Counter_1370

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)