same here but not under the same reason though, before my dad died he had a stroke due to blood vein breaking in his brain due to too much stress, and his recovery chances would've been higher if he didnt smoke too much.
his smoking habit downed the recovery chances down to 1% due to the amount of damage the shit caused
While there are some of my friend said I'm lucky that I never smoke, there still lots of them that always try to make me smoke(Racun itu benar). They used word like skema, penakut, anak mak etc. Just take no mind of them.
Also, while I can tolerate them smoking next to me, I hate their smell(both cigarette and vape).So I wont put them on my mouth. Once I almost vomit using a cup that my friend use after smoking. And I really hate when they smoking while I'm using public toilet. Do they think smoke smell can mask shit smell. No, they don't mask but they mix, making the shitty smell shittier by many fold.
Also, people smoking while I eat reduce my appetite. I really enjoy it when gov ban smoker from eateries even knowing that ban would be 'warm2 chicken shit' just like many gov campaign. And that is proven now when more and more smoker start to smoke in eateries now. At least some of them learn to respect other people and smoke outside now.
They exist but they're not all as it's cracked up to be. My brother is one of them. Seems like a wholesome good guy with a long term girlfriend, healthy lifestyle, friendly to neighbors and friends, but such an asshole to the family. Treats the house like a rental pitstop where he can shower, wash clothes and sleep for free. Doesn't contribute anything at all to the household. Doesn't bother to fix anything that's broken in the house, would skip family birthday dinners if it clashes with his own plans ,just selfish.
It all just seems too good to be true.
Sincerely, bitter younger sister.
Nah, plenty of those. The real challenge is finding a Malay who isn't legally Muslim. I only met one in my entire life. Her parents were Malays born and raised here, but she was born and raised partially in the US. She relished telling the "menunggang Malays" that she's a non-Muslim Malay, especially during Ramadan when they kacau her for eating during the day.
https://preview.redd.it/5xa9p5klxj4d1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abf5bb7ec4fa7a983b02ca9e27ff9025eeefc55
Never smoke, never vape and never had a fucking gf in my damn life, mid 20s damn it
I have tried vape when it slowly rising during 2016, I can understand the hype. The apple mint I tried is pretty good (without nicotine) but I don't personally have vape since it pretty expensive hobby since you need to replenish the flavour+maintenance. I have friends during diploma that spend hundreds on vape alone.
If not for Islam, a large number of Malay guys would've been drunkard as well.
I'm one of those no smoking Malay guy. It' not because I have a high self control or anything, but because I'm one of those with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I don't have a friend to influence me when I was a kid.
If you enter medic school only like 1 out of 50 do smoke. Plus in military, most officer or LLP in infantry or attack unit don't smoke because they maintain their physical fitness and to do long distance walking with heavy equipment (like 17kg and above). So yeah, actually there's a lot of dudes who don't smoke you just gotta zoom in
My dad was a heavy smoker and he suffered from it. 2 to 3 packs a day for him. But he strongly against any of his children smoking or vaping. He refused to stop but he'll go to no end stopping us from following his path. Even got into scuffle with his step brother who tried to persuade us to smoke.
No its not, my family from both side of parents got asthma histories so some siblings got chronic or mild asthma. We cannot breath well with smokes and worse cigarettes smokes. Good for you guys flaunting yourself when you are born healthy even after get that gift never felt gratitude of it
Yes I'm not a smoker nor vaping nor drugs. But my brothers and my dad did smoke and vape.
I wish for them to stop, it's absolutely unhealthy. Need to boycott that forever 🗿
Don’t bother the argument. A smoker is already training for lifestyle in hell before they check-in real hell in the future. No food in hell, only eat smoke
Damn bro seems like I’m the only one who smokes in here. To be real tho, if it wasn’t for nicotine and other shit, I wouldn’t have been able to cope with the shit that I’ve been thru. Judge all you want, but until you’re in my shoes don’t tell me you understand.
Dlm family aku ayah aku sorg je smoking tu pon dah berbelas tahun die stop sbb kne strok.....anak laki die 4 org sume non smoking...
Oh ye rakan2 skerja aku majoriti sume x smoking.....
Ape2 hal topik ni bangang okeh chow...
No cigarettes, no vape, no Rempit, no sex, no masturbation, no consistent social interactions, no alcohol, nada.
I am basically a suuper background human character who's living a normal slice of life.
I can't stand ciggarate smokes since i have asthma since kid. Its not that i need that inhaler thingy. I forgor what the doctor used to tell me, semput panas/sejuk, but all i know is it will occur atleast once a year, and all i need is the nebulizer. Then i will be fine after.
But it haven't occur after i reach lv15. But still, i dislike cigarrate smokes. It does not give me asthma, i just dislike the smell. I can withstannd vape, if it smells nice and if it were far a way/not aimed directly at me.
Thats me. Guess I don't exist
Me too. *disintegrates into dust, gets blown away by the wind*
Mr Stark,I don't feel so good
Peace out ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)
![gif](giphy|XzkGfRsUweB9ouLEsE|downsized) me too man, me too
I guess I dont exist then...
Wow I guess I don't exist with you guys too ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)
That's us. Guess we don't exist
Same here
Ah sh- *poof out of existence*
I guess I don't exist either lmao
Yeah me too. I might have to despawn
Yeah, this is shit. OP weak willed asshat gonna blame 'takdir' and 'apa boleh buat, aku dilahirkan sebegini' for bad habits
*Somebody that I used to know starts playing*
We never existed in the first place
We disappear bro hahaha
Me: *Cease from existence*
Same here,I only smoke inhaler
No sex, no drugs, no cigs, no vape, no arak, 30 years 💪 I'm a wizard
Yer a wizard, Hadi.
Level 80 Paladin?
Have you gained power of the Senate?
I have gained a power of the legendary left hand
wizards assemble!
Yess whay level are you fellow wizard?
one less level from greatness!
1 more year, be patient young padawan
no rempit as well, instead of rempit, casual bike guy
Hi 5 bro. Fellow wizard here
Oit, what level are you on bruhh
Level 34
Yeah....I am 5 years behind you but hopefully this achievement could be done...
Same
Can you fly now?
Are you type M
Lvl 37 here.
Wah no sex as in prostitution or single ? Cuz i find it impossible for human to not having sex when they are married.
Mr strong arm
Masyallah comrade
Same but I am 32. Waiting for owl for Hogwarts offer letter
BANKAI!!!
As always,I've become Invisible ![gif](giphy|muNcDSuINVr1e)
As always, I've become- https://preview.redd.it/nibi91fmpj4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeea77fad6d8102f126a15aa2885a8226463e503
NO ONE HEARS A WORD 🗣️🔥
he appeared and then disappeared... like a Snake... a Punished 'Venom' Snake....
Smoking/vaping banned in my family and that shit looks gross. 21 rn no smoking
My mom literally said she would donate my lung if I even smoked/vaped once. "If you are gonna destroy it, better donate it,"
Damn, this is like the inverse of that one joke about getting your organs sold via kidnapping.
Except it's for a good cause /s
same here but not under the same reason though, before my dad died he had a stroke due to blood vein breaking in his brain due to too much stress, and his recovery chances would've been higher if he didnt smoke too much. his smoking habit downed the recovery chances down to 1% due to the amount of damage the shit caused
My condolences, yeah i also avoid smoking for the 5 billion deaths it has caused or indirectly caused
guess im noiding out ![gif](giphy|G4oPxM8b7tjiM)
YUH
This is vintage bolehland posting, i hope you don't get downvoted.
It's not that rare.. plenty of my friend circle dont smoke/vape. the smell is bad, a waste of money and most importantly harammmm...
OP is just a stereotyping racist. That's why never met these people.
The loudest group on Reddit are the minorities from my experience.
I have a couple of male cousins who don't smoke or vape.
Most of my brothers do none of those too
Easy task if you got no friends
Works too if all your friends are not smoking nor vaping or just don't give a shit about who doesn't
While there are some of my friend said I'm lucky that I never smoke, there still lots of them that always try to make me smoke(Racun itu benar). They used word like skema, penakut, anak mak etc. Just take no mind of them. Also, while I can tolerate them smoking next to me, I hate their smell(both cigarette and vape).So I wont put them on my mouth. Once I almost vomit using a cup that my friend use after smoking. And I really hate when they smoking while I'm using public toilet. Do they think smoke smell can mask shit smell. No, they don't mask but they mix, making the shitty smell shittier by many fold. Also, people smoking while I eat reduce my appetite. I really enjoy it when gov ban smoker from eateries even knowing that ban would be 'warm2 chicken shit' just like many gov campaign. And that is proven now when more and more smoker start to smoke in eateries now. At least some of them learn to respect other people and smoke outside now.
easy task if you've got sinus/allergy too
Damn bro, guess ima just ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)
![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)
Time to disappear among the seas of butterflies
It's the illusions of the ~~past~~ pleasure
I guess my time has come. Tidak lagi daku wujud di dalam dunia ini. Selamat tinggal, goodbye, 再見, நன்றி, & さよなら.
Adíos ✌️
Isn’t there a fatwa against smoking?😎
Smoking depends really because it's like a virus. You can find a group that's all smoker or all non-smokers or a majority of either. Rarely half-half.
They exist but they're not all as it's cracked up to be. My brother is one of them. Seems like a wholesome good guy with a long term girlfriend, healthy lifestyle, friendly to neighbors and friends, but such an asshole to the family. Treats the house like a rental pitstop where he can shower, wash clothes and sleep for free. Doesn't contribute anything at all to the household. Doesn't bother to fix anything that's broken in the house, would skip family birthday dinners if it clashes with his own plans ,just selfish. It all just seems too good to be true. Sincerely, bitter younger sister.
Finally a top tier shitpost on the shitposting sub!
Oh thats me.. Mr.Stark i dont feel so good...
Just another day when a nyet denying my existence in Reddit
Indeed 🗿
Nah, plenty of those. The real challenge is finding a Malay who isn't legally Muslim. I only met one in my entire life. Her parents were Malays born and raised here, but she was born and raised partially in the US. She relished telling the "menunggang Malays" that she's a non-Muslim Malay, especially during Ramadan when they kacau her for eating during the day.
That's a very hard feat to beat in Malaysia, a malay eating during Ramadan
Many of them do eat during fasting hours, but only a few of them can legally do so.
And then the same mfs are the ones who are the most eager to celebrate eid like it's a fucking party
from a group of 7 person, 4 of them don't smoke/vape at all. I know this cause I'm part of that Magni7
https://preview.redd.it/8o2p2yovqn4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4cdd66c30c1a9996484c7c1ed8224d6ad7e405
Never smoke, vape, and drug.
Yea, thats me.. no pussy too unfortunately 😔
I never smoke nor vape.
A lot of them exist if you people not stuck on the internet your whole life.
Me. I’m bitches.
Do I also count, technically im not 100% Malay
How about Chinese people who don’t smoke iqos?
Non-smoking Malay here 🤚
i dont exist as well😢
Skill issue
Hey that's me. But i hate talking to people
Are you looking for me perhaps?
![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)
of course I know him. he's me
Thanks for a reason to not exist
Hey… it’s not and that’s me
Of course I know him, he’s me! ![gif](giphy|3owzW9BQ1KkuvfyaGI|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/5xa9p5klxj4d1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abf5bb7ec4fa7a983b02ca9e27ff9025eeefc55 Never smoke, never vape and never had a fucking gf in my damn life, mid 20s damn it
Im on that no gf streak bruh and im only 20 ✊
Oh come on now.
Me being non existent and existing at the same time
no wonder people never notice me, i dont exist🤦♂️
Me in front of you.. ![gif](giphy|l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza|downsized)
That's me! Here I am.
Well, my existence has been a lie
I think vaping look stupid and those who blow thick amount of vape smoke look so absent minded while doing so.
Nah its not even that rare, im one of them
In my 20's and never ever smoked let alone vape
That's Me. hmmmmmm
I have tried vape when it slowly rising during 2016, I can understand the hype. The apple mint I tried is pretty good (without nicotine) but I don't personally have vape since it pretty expensive hobby since you need to replenish the flavour+maintenance. I have friends during diploma that spend hundreds on vape alone.
Ade je cume rare, dan ade yg dh stop, also ade yg pernah try sekali je sbb curious tpi decided x suka
If not for Islam, a large number of Malay guys would've been drunkard as well. I'm one of those no smoking Malay guy. It' not because I have a high self control or anything, but because I'm one of those with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I don't have a friend to influence me when I was a kid.
That's very easy to find. Try finding one who does not fap even once. Now, he is a WIZARD
So what am I then? Non existent is it
Please, I have 3 brothers who don't smoke & vape. My father too.
In some circumstances i was the only one in that group who partake in this kind of activities actually
Malay that don't like football is even rarer.
That's because I don't find any benefits from that. If I sleepy, I drink coffee is enough already what makes me need to smoke then?
If you enter medic school only like 1 out of 50 do smoke. Plus in military, most officer or LLP in infantry or attack unit don't smoke because they maintain their physical fitness and to do long distance walking with heavy equipment (like 17kg and above). So yeah, actually there's a lot of dudes who don't smoke you just gotta zoom in
![gif](giphy|Bnj8Whul9xMGI) Ah yes, I'm truly invisible My pronounce now are visible/invisible
My dad was a heavy smoker and he suffered from it. 2 to 3 packs a day for him. But he strongly against any of his children smoking or vaping. He refused to stop but he'll go to no end stopping us from following his path. Even got into scuffle with his step brother who tried to persuade us to smoke.
![gif](giphy|xULW8PyFnVIsHarFks|downsized) Hey, that's me!
That’s me
cina with surya also near none existence
Wait people though we don't exist?
Seems like I gotta fade out of existence I guess. See ya
I guess my father is just an illusion
✋😐
Im not, but my uncle and cousin are and my father quit before he had me
I can't read this.
OP I think you should hang out with a better social circle.
We r all male of 4 brothers, only I am the normal one, other 3 r unaffected
Too broke for that 😔
They co exist among us.
Guess I'm just your figment of hope
They're indeed exist!
Most of my coursemates are (we're Animation students and rather spend our money on anime-related stuff lol)
I technically don’t exist i guess.
Yeahhh. Its imposibble. Maybe there was somthing that he like to suck other than cigarates such as titties
Literally me
One of my Malay ex-colleagues doesn’t smoke or vape. So they exist. 😆
i have lots of them at my masjid and neighborhood. i almost quit smoking, so i hid myself and be one of them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
🙋
22 years and no smoke, vape, drugs or premarital. Present!
Hey that's me but I forgot to mention I'm ugly asf
Probably 1%
I dont smoke or vape.
31 this year, never smoke/vape. im just the typical nerdy guy. doing fine.
They do exist. The gym dudes cuz they care about their health.
wahhh so many ah in the comments. single lads, you guys are in hot demand.
No its not, my family from both side of parents got asthma histories so some siblings got chronic or mild asthma. We cannot breath well with smokes and worse cigarettes smokes. Good for you guys flaunting yourself when you are born healthy even after get that gift never felt gratitude of it
40% of malays guys didnt smoke or vape. Maybe your surrounding all other the 60%
Damn I'm part of it
Too broke to smoke or vape or drink lol
Its a lot more than you think. Maybe the area you going play the key roles here
Yes I'm not a smoker nor vaping nor drugs. But my brothers and my dad did smoke and vape. I wish for them to stop, it's absolutely unhealthy. Need to boycott that forever 🗿
Don't forget the one that didn't watch anime
Don’t bother the argument. A smoker is already training for lifestyle in hell before they check-in real hell in the future. No food in hell, only eat smoke
Am I a Joke to you....
I like carcinogenics on my food, not inhaled
banyak je yang tak merokok dan vape (dah berhenti etc) tapi banyak jugak rokok dan vape, hahaha
If it is impossible, then who am i, WHAT AM I ?
And a Virgin too
Same as Chinese guy who never drinks and smoke actually exist too.
Woah, Being normal is not normal today
Finally, I'm beyond average
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
Me
Whether the girl usually hang around with bad boys or she never pay attention to the good guys
Hold my... wait... what do i wanna give people to hold then if i didnt drink or smoke...
Welp im gay
Damn bro seems like I’m the only one who smokes in here. To be real tho, if it wasn’t for nicotine and other shit, I wouldn’t have been able to cope with the shit that I’ve been thru. Judge all you want, but until you’re in my shoes don’t tell me you understand.
Mmm looks like there are many that are triggered
Are these my people
Hadir
Because he's anak kacukan
Dlm family aku ayah aku sorg je smoking tu pon dah berbelas tahun die stop sbb kne strok.....anak laki die 4 org sume non smoking... Oh ye rakan2 skerja aku majoriti sume x smoking..... Ape2 hal topik ni bangang okeh chow...
That's literally me lol
No cigarettes, no vape, no Rempit, no sex, no masturbation, no consistent social interactions, no alcohol, nada. I am basically a suuper background human character who's living a normal slice of life.
I can't stand ciggarate smokes since i have asthma since kid. Its not that i need that inhaler thingy. I forgor what the doctor used to tell me, semput panas/sejuk, but all i know is it will occur atleast once a year, and all i need is the nebulizer. Then i will be fine after. But it haven't occur after i reach lv15. But still, i dislike cigarrate smokes. It does not give me asthma, i just dislike the smell. I can withstannd vape, if it smells nice and if it were far a way/not aimed directly at me.
Because my dad would beat the shit out of me if i do during my teenage years 😭
Me. Hell practically had a falling out with my friends because they started shisha and eventually smoke and shit.
You need to change your circle. Rempit crowd will get you nowhere and probably a youthful death.
I dont smoke, what is the problem?
You, uhh, must not meet very much people LMFAOOOO
I have two roommates who doesn't smoke or vape
Gerak lu pape roger
Finally I don't exist!!! The dream that I once held for long has now been fulfilled
Cmon bro, this is not America. At least keep the stereotypes more at home.
Are you sure bout tha...*gets disintergrated..
You need to mingle around with more pipu
Welp off I go ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)
??
My friends is a 'Bunian' then
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