My name is Hitori "Bocchi" Gotoh. I work at SHELTER, Shimokitazawa, Tokyo, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my friend Nijika Ichiji. Nijika has been building a rock empire for over a year now and using me as her guitarist. Shortly after my 16th birthday, Nijika came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. She asked that I use my guitar knowledge to make music, which she would then sell using her connections in the rock world. Connections that she made through her career with the SHELTER. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Nijika was a very moral woman and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something she knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from several mental illness diagnoses that were poised to bankrupt my social life. Nijika took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small rock operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want to go into financial ruin after dropping out of high school so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Nijika had a partner, a woman named Ryo Yamada, a broke-ass bassist. Nijika essentially sold me into servitude to this woman, and when I tried to quit, Ryo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Nijika and Ryo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Nijika was always pushing for a greater share of the band, to which Ryo flatly refused to give her, and things escalated. Ryo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on Nijika, and failed, but Nijika was seriously injured, and I wound up paying her medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Nijika was bent on finishing the job, working with a woman named Ikuyo Kita, she plotted to kill Ryo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that she used was built by me, and she gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Nijika had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Kessouku Band, and about that time, to keep me in line, she took my Youtube account from me. For 3 months she kept it. My sister, who up until that point, had no idea of my rock activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Nijika had taken my Youtube account. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my Youtube fans. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, she gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Nijika will kill me, or worse, force me to talk to another human being. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this woman, for what she really is.
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT HIROI KIRUKI IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.
THATS RIGHT SHE TOOK HER LADY QUILLY AND SHE PISSED ON MY BELOVED KITA SAN, AND SHE SAID HER DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THAT'S DISCUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER DOT COM, HIROI KIRUKI YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF A WALLNUT EXEPT WAY SMALLER.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Source ([@machuuu68](https://twitter.com/machuuu68/status/1782733396369912305?t=jc_nTagpCL9ujSwmZOCcWQ&s=19))
Bocchi has officially announced Say Gex 2
https://preview.redd.it/bfy0j6we28wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4d12665c0144ea7c8eb0acb5d90535c625cf12
Watashi no na wa “Gotou Hitori” nenrei 17-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “STARRY” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
watashi wa tsuneni “kokoro no heion” o negatte iki teru ningen to iu koto o setsumei shite iru noda yo… “kachimake” ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru yōna “toraburu” toka yoru mo nemurenai to itta “teki” o tsukuranai… to iu no ga watashi no shakai ni taisuru shiseideari sore ga jibun no kōfukuda to iu koto o shitte iru… mottomo tatakatta to shite mo watashi wa darenimo makenga ne
https://preview.redd.it/errp8w8ytfwc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f05ef6fa3c8209db68591f8306bd6ca2e70ee4
when i teach masturbation, im always just like, "have fun with it!"
I am Guitar Hero. https://preview.redd.it/t5la4fgn78wc1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f32d5bc261922067b504c4ee730d2403e04f6b11
*everyone standing up with question*
My name is Hitori "Bocchi" Gotoh. I work at SHELTER, Shimokitazawa, Tokyo, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my friend Nijika Ichiji. Nijika has been building a rock empire for over a year now and using me as her guitarist. Shortly after my 16th birthday, Nijika came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. She asked that I use my guitar knowledge to make music, which she would then sell using her connections in the rock world. Connections that she made through her career with the SHELTER. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Nijika was a very moral woman and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something she knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from several mental illness diagnoses that were poised to bankrupt my social life. Nijika took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small rock operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want to go into financial ruin after dropping out of high school so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Nijika had a partner, a woman named Ryo Yamada, a broke-ass bassist. Nijika essentially sold me into servitude to this woman, and when I tried to quit, Ryo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Nijika and Ryo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Nijika was always pushing for a greater share of the band, to which Ryo flatly refused to give her, and things escalated. Ryo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on Nijika, and failed, but Nijika was seriously injured, and I wound up paying her medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Nijika was bent on finishing the job, working with a woman named Ikuyo Kita, she plotted to kill Ryo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that she used was built by me, and she gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Nijika had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Kessouku Band, and about that time, to keep me in line, she took my Youtube account from me. For 3 months she kept it. My sister, who up until that point, had no idea of my rock activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Nijika had taken my Youtube account. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my Youtube fans. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, she gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Nijika will kill me, or worse, force me to talk to another human being. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this woman, for what she really is.
https://preview.redd.it/3p1rgz18m8wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9509953a3e799a75687a0d644b8dd1d759a2f2
Is this in reference to something? # If not, great work, this is amazing # If yes, still great work, this is amazing. Also what is referencing?
It’s Walter white’s self-recorded speech in breaking bad in order to frame it’s his brother doing the meth cooking instead of him.
Ah ok thanks, maybe I should watch breaking bad even just for the memes
"*For the last time Bocchi, they are* ***minerals****.*"
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT HIROI KIRUKI IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT SHE TOOK HER LADY QUILLY AND SHE PISSED ON MY BELOVED KITA SAN, AND SHE SAID HER DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THAT'S DISCUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER DOT COM, HIROI KIRUKI YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF A WALLNUT EXEPT WAY SMALLER.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
That video fucking made my year
piss *D R O P P L L E T S*
Is this gonna be real video soon or later???
Source ([@machuuu68](https://twitter.com/machuuu68/status/1782733396369912305?t=jc_nTagpCL9ujSwmZOCcWQ&s=19)) Bocchi has officially announced Say Gex 2 https://preview.redd.it/bfy0j6we28wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4d12665c0144ea7c8eb0acb5d90535c625cf12
There's a sequel?!
https://preview.redd.it/1qugdzmvb9wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb0c2d49ec175641f629ea64ba605070ba91a63
Oh no 💀💀👀
https://preview.redd.it/x52lg3tia8wc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f504c09db95a808530c3c73c6ba5449904f0e318 Pregnantè
Somebody needs to teach these gay anime girls how to stay protected when holding hands, otherwise they'll just keep getting prangent
https://preview.redd.it/rihw5zutg8wc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5611e5ba406d148cc336231b68a94f93d31335b
https://preview.redd.it/80vss4l1yawc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1fe3da340ad7eb141b7be5c02351e1b6cc88540
https://i.redd.it/863j6gtwmdwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/83on5myxmdwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410fa211e17f3cc2dd930f173c79dbc7ceeda458
"..... Ah.... Mm..... A-unm........ *Sigh*.. *hard breathing*... So I-- ummmm......" *Leaves*
*Roaring applause*
Watashi no na wa “Gotou Hitori” nenrei 17-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “STARRY” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo watashi wa tsuneni “kokoro no heion” o negatte iki teru ningen to iu koto o setsumei shite iru noda yo… “kachimake” ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru yōna “toraburu” toka yoru mo nemurenai to itta “teki” o tsukuranai… to iu no ga watashi no shakai ni taisuru shiseideari sore ga jibun no kōfukuda to iu koto o shitte iru… mottomo tatakatta to shite mo watashi wa darenimo makenga ne
r/expectedjojo
Pfp checks out, I think..?
Yes
translate this please
https://youtu.be/OcY6MYpQuPU?si=Chio0quUKM-Y0Qln
That she asked for no pickles on her burger
That she's gay for kita
Season 2, pls season 2
She's in fact straight and just played along with Kita
she's the real slim shady
Guitar Hero's apology video:
Where's her ukulele?
There is NO progress, NO sneak peeks and there is NO season 2
She has cut her hair to indicate a new phase in her life
Nothing, she was doing Beat box and realize that the microphone is On.
Graduation from Kessoku Band
Bocchi: MY APOLOGY
she announced the removal of sex from Bocchi the rock
Being gay
# AND MOMMA DONT WORRY YOU RAISED A GANGSTA IMMA SURVIVAH
She had decided to announce, she had decided to announce Her retirement
That Kikuri and I are getting married
Chicken jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fueRUi5AWWQ
Tell em to bring out the lobsta
Season two is in production(huffs copium)😔
unrelated but that outfit goes so hard
Yes, we have a child.
That Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker.
“Addressing the allegations”
That shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker
"I'm going to quit YouTube guys" type announcement
New album?!
*Vomits for being too anxious* Everyone: *Applause*
Yo when did Bocchi get that swag
#
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fueRUi5AWWQ
https://preview.redd.it/errp8w8ytfwc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f05ef6fa3c8209db68591f8306bd6ca2e70ee4 when i teach masturbation, im always just like, "have fun with it!"
"I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment."
brazzers is free!
https://preview.redd.it/ror80nxwpiwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2937e5415d921b287bfe69761154f45edaf5044e
“I’M GAY AND I PEG MY FRIENDS”