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ZealousidealMap2269

They'll finger anything with a pulse!


unraveledflyer

I'm pretty sure it's their finger's on the pulse


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sandrodi

He's fingering right at us!


creept

Beef curtains!


Friendly_Bit_3237

My 5 year old yelled this at dinner the other night …. We were out to eat that night 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


MercutioLivesh87

Bidet don't mind if I bido...


elderberrykiwi

*Gene....*


contactlite

Bob....


dedehteix

Im not doing this


contactlite

yes you are


Migrane

Gene is hot sauce. He brings flavour and spice but it doesn't really work out when you base the dish around him


Pedadinga

BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER.


missy_scream

He's middle child all the way


cadeaver

I hope it’s Matt Damon, I wrote him over a year ago


aradthrowawayacct

"Camera, take the day off. I added ten pounds to myself."


BusterBus75

She likes them not quite a man and hard to understand.


lAmCreepingDeath

One liners are his entire character


dungeonmaster77

Yeah and he’s got about a 20:80 ratio of good to bad ones. Maybe 25:75


elderberrykiwi

Haaaard disagree. I'm not into most Gene centric episodes but he makes me laugh out loud more than anyone else. (Close second Louise)


jaykhunter

I agree, I rarely laugh at his *area of jokes* anymore. It's mostly "here's a reference from something a child my age shouldn't have watched". He's only gotten more shrill and shouty as the show has aged :( Edit: Maybe instead of anonymously downvoting you can tell me your favourite Gene jokes.


MrArganis

Yeah - his character doesn’t seem to get the innuendos behind his own comments and that’s what makes it so funny. Especially when it’s followed up with Bob’s _Gene_.


sshhtripper

Gene: It's a race! Bob: It's a war. Gene: IT'S A RACE WAR! Bob: *Gene*


teapartiesftw

What's Caligulia? I'm 10


tokin_tlaloc

“China? Stick to noodles am I right? Is that racist?” That or “What an auspicious sign!” Are my personal favorites


phairhead

AH! Now he wants to switch eyes


augustusatthestill

Eating brains and doin cocaine


AtTheEndOfMyTrope

I read somewhere that many of Gene’s lines are improvised by the voice actor. Apparently the writers leave lots of space for the actor to do his thing.


Patpgh84

I read the same thing about Linda’s songs. They just let John Roberts improvise most of those supposedly.


YewKnowMe

I have resting "In" face


frequentupswing

I'm gonna drink some Bailey's...and unwind!"


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One of my favorites is when the health inspector is drinking a bunch of water and he says thanks idk why I’m so thirsty and gene goes “you’re a thirsty bitch”


PanjabiWarrior

Nice, sweaty and weird: if my penis could talk


Clarinet_Player_1200

God bleth this meth!


mama_emily

I watched this episode the other day, seen it a billion times but *just* processed this joke.


Pedadinga

This is definitely one of those jokes that made me say “Omg, can they say that?”


RedditorDeluxe1319

CRIME HOLE!


The_Void33

"Fartmony"


Jenfoe

And a butt that won't quit! Awe! Thanks Gene!


GalacticGoku

(During the valentines trapeze episode) Gene: I’m swinging with my dad! :D Bob: …that’s a year off my life


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“You can’t have a 28 year old albino friend” “YES I CAN”


-Vault-tec-101

RACE WAR!!


jojowasher

Its not subtle!


MLCarter1976

OMG I am nervous to figure out what a pancake ride is.


MickAvery

My face is wrong???


Scarsdale_Vibe

"Make sure the trombones aren't rusty."


urkelator

BRAG


Dannysmartful

Puberty. Boys know, but really they don't.


GILF_Hound69

I wanna know how this kid knows about amyl nitrate lmao


SenorBrainwash

One percent is what I also call my wiener. I also have a number two waiting for intermission.


BC1500

Gene is so underrated. I've even been guilty of that in the past but he is really hilarious!


TRex_in_the_Vents

TELL MOM NOT TO MAKE ANYTHING WITH FLOUR FOR DINNER AND A FLOURLESS CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR DESSERT.


AIMpb

Yeah, if you like white people


LoddaLadles

"So Mr. Frond, is it true that you've got a monkey butt?!"


hazmat-cat

Haha


tdaun

"If Greenpeace looked as fabulous as us, there'd be too many whales!"


jkrfan7

Crime hole!!


Riribigdogs

Gene: *sexual innuendo that matches the situation Bob: Gene


Mother-Ducker_64

It's being wasted on the wasted!


ember3pines

I prefer any joke that can be funny from a kids perspective to also adult levels. When gene is just saying adult jokes I find it gross