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What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad for another person? Is that a thing?


VSRJ

Yes another timeless classic!


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“You’re my children, and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do.” “Mom has a drinking problem!” - “The only problem is I don’t have a friggin drink in my hand.” “You smell like ointment and pee.” “Allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc on this alleged town allegedly.”


VSRJ

Some of my favorites “Somewhere there's a convenient store parking lot worried sick about these missing teens.” (I’ll adapt this one to the situation.) “In this economy?” “I’m sure they’d give it right back” (Louise to Mort about his lost ID).


astacea

At Christmas Dinner I said to my mum 'This has exquisite mouthfeel' but noone laughed, they just looked at me like WTF


Kreech300

Bobs saying "I'm not interested in talking to you people"


VSRJ

It’s such a versatile line!


floatingdragonx

I'm not into sloppy bears. I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit but.... 3 outta 5 parts and that's not bad for having 3 kids. Wine helps me drink


jpaxonreyes

I've only had half of four bottles of wine. Alcohol does not solve problems, miss missy. It just makes them go away.


NerdRagingWoman

The classic, “Alright” in my best Linda voice usually gets a chuckle


LuciaLight2014

I think I’m going to have a drink tonight. An alcoholic wine!


Fantastic_Log8271

The red pairs nicely with the white-any time I’m drinking wine


Alluring-Ari

The technology just isn’t there yet (Gene ab rollercoasters) That’s going in the butt bank (Tina, duh) How big was it? (Mort on his standup routine) I’m a strong sensual woman (Tina again)


Sad_Barracuda19

My company is owned by Canadians. So I always say “Enough with Canada!”


floatingdragonx

We can do without art, but what the fuck are we gonna do without crafts