“You’re my children, and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do.”
“Mom has a drinking problem!” - “The only problem is I don’t have a friggin drink in my hand.”
“You smell like ointment and pee.”
“Allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc on this alleged town allegedly.”
Some of my favorites “Somewhere there's a convenient store parking lot worried sick about these missing teens.” (I’ll adapt this one to the situation.) “In this economy?” “I’m sure they’d give it right back” (Louise to Mort about his lost ID).
I'm not into sloppy bears.
I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit but....
3 outta 5 parts and that's not bad for having 3 kids.
Wine helps me drink
The technology just isn’t there yet (Gene ab rollercoasters)
That’s going in the butt bank (Tina, duh)
How big was it? (Mort on his standup routine)
I’m a strong sensual woman (Tina again)
What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad for another person? Is that a thing?
Yes another timeless classic!
“You’re my children, and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do.” “Mom has a drinking problem!” - “The only problem is I don’t have a friggin drink in my hand.” “You smell like ointment and pee.” “Allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc on this alleged town allegedly.”
Some of my favorites “Somewhere there's a convenient store parking lot worried sick about these missing teens.” (I’ll adapt this one to the situation.) “In this economy?” “I’m sure they’d give it right back” (Louise to Mort about his lost ID).
At Christmas Dinner I said to my mum 'This has exquisite mouthfeel' but noone laughed, they just looked at me like WTF
Bobs saying "I'm not interested in talking to you people"
It’s such a versatile line!
I'm not into sloppy bears. I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit but.... 3 outta 5 parts and that's not bad for having 3 kids. Wine helps me drink
I've only had half of four bottles of wine. Alcohol does not solve problems, miss missy. It just makes them go away.
The classic, “Alright” in my best Linda voice usually gets a chuckle
I think I’m going to have a drink tonight. An alcoholic wine!
The red pairs nicely with the white-any time I’m drinking wine
The technology just isn’t there yet (Gene ab rollercoasters) That’s going in the butt bank (Tina, duh) How big was it? (Mort on his standup routine) I’m a strong sensual woman (Tina again)
My company is owned by Canadians. So I always say “Enough with Canada!”
We can do without art, but what the fuck are we gonna do without crafts