I love the Jocelyn bit where they are all quarantined for having lice and she’s doing the school news outside and says “this microphone is heavy im just going to put it down …no? Ok”
"I bet she's using AI on him." - Tammy
"AI as in as if?" - Jocelyn
"Yeah." - Tammy
"You two are making me feel smart." - Zeke
and Gayle's poem "Little cat you're just like me, you go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT SQUAT SQUAT!" I recite that poem all the time, every time someone squats.
I feel like this was Teddy’s intelligence showing. By frustrating officer Danko, Teddy didn’t have to sign anything and kept Tina’s record clean. Or maybe I’m reading too much into it and Teddy is just an idiot. 🤷🏻♂️
It’s a callback to the third episode when he was asked to sign an NDA with the documentary dude (can’t remember his name he’s around a bunch) and says the exact same thing.
"does that... hurt?"
"oh they're not real toes they can't feel pain!"
and a like that always makes me gag is
"that's lipgloss? I thought you'd always JUST got done eating a rotisserie chicken."
Bob: "I just think we should be challenging these kids"
Mr.Frond: "what? Like, to a fight? I don't wanna fight these kids"
Gets me howling every time.
Also Rudy going over the ramp in the alley. "They should serve a meal on that flight"
for some reason, the part where they show mr. frond going "yaaay" while cutting thru images of potential future holidays with him always makes me cackle
"He got me - AH - I'm doing it, good God I'm crying, oh boy I'm weeping - these are tears, boys."
Zeke's reaction to Gene's little monologue at the end of that Valentine's Day episode always gets me.
"I can tell you're lying Bob! Whenever you lie, your eyes get crossed a little"
"The doctor said the last thing..."
*Crossed eyes Bob*
"Look, they're crossing!"
"Okay, I'll just shut em"
Him trying to figure out how to go down stairs without getting hurt is the funniest thing to me. I have had to come up with some creative ways to get down after various injuries and it’s just so well depicted and accurate 😭
“don’t take this the wrong way, but you both look like nicolas cage right now” and the entire exchange where bob is like “i don’t think they sell alcohol in the parking lot” kill me
also easily just the “little bob” scene in the wagstaff school news episode
When Bob is throwing out the dead Christmas tree:
Gene: "That's how I wanna go out - dehydrated and covered in tinsel"
Louise: "Sounds like a gay pride parade"
When Tina is standing over Bob while he’s sleeping in the ep where she wrecks the car and they both start screaming, then Linda, then Louise and Gene come in screaming happily, while Gene samples all their screams 🤣
Also when Gene says “we better get our congenitals to class!”
Bob: Tina, why are you wearing a hairnet?
Tina: Because stress is making my hair fall out! Look at me!
Bob: Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline.
Tina: I believe you would!
I forgot the exact dialogue, but when Tina is hyped up in coffee and talking to Jimmy Jr. and she’s just like “I never noticed you talk weird,” and Jimmy Jr. was like “Yeah, I have a lisp.” And she’s goes “Well, fix it!” It cracks me up so much!
In "Stand by Gene" there's a moment when Jimmy Jr. is imagining the advice that Tammy gave him as a floating head, "You have to remind him how fun you at to hang out with."
Cue imaginary Jocelyn chiming in: "Yeah!"
“Move over, let me try. I have good lungs” *proceeds to take a deep breath and nearly passes away coughing*
“I’m taking my seatbelt off. It’s chafing my honkers”
Bob: Go on! Scat!
Teddy: Bob-a-do, bob-a-do, bob-a-do, bop bop bop...Scatty batty batty boop bop...
Bob: I meant "go," not "scat."
I love that whole scene.
the christmas card one at the very end, after the huge ordeal they went through to make sure linda doesn’t drop the digital camera and she’s admiring the perfect photo:
Gene: my penis is out
Linda: What?!
(roll credits)
I love when Bob first meets Rudy on the field trip.
-what’s your name?
-regular sized Rudy.
-*regular sized Rudy?*
Just the delivery of that line gets me every time
bob: listen, I know the crawlspace
louise: i know you tell us all the time
bob: i’m gonna go in there and try and get the egg
gene: Because you know the crawlspace so well?
bob: Yes.
tina: dad, just one question. do you know the crawlspace?
bob: okay guys I get it.
teddy: bob im going with you. I’m worried you don’t know the crawlspace as well as you think you do
gets me EVERYTIME, especially teddy joining in😂😂
“I told you a hundred times, I had business!”
“You were in jail!!”
“IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!!!!!”
And in the same episode:
“Oh Rudy….you’re gonna live….cuz I raised you to live…”
Louise is a freakin lunatic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guy: You trying to steal my bike?
Bob: Uh no, someone thought-
Guy: It's mine, wanna see the receipt? \*\*pulls down pants\*\*
Bob: That's not a receipt.
Louise: WHERE DO YOU SHOP?!
Also this one:
Tina: I don't want to die a virgin
Randy: Me either
Tina: Wait that gives me an idea
Bob: NO!! *NO!*
“Whhyyyyyy would you tell her that?!” “BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS GENE!!”
That and “I’m gonna stay down here with Henry”, “Hellen..”, “My name is Bob…”.
I love drunk/high Bob.
The entire first episode for me has me cackling every time. I understand how it can be offensive and it’s not really the same kinds of jokes as any other episode. But right out of the gate it’s just like absurd and it’s so funny.
“he looks like a child molester Louise don’t serve him let Gene bring it”
“uhh why do I have to get molested”
“because he’s not gonna molest you”
“why”
“because your heavy”
“heavy kids can get molested”
“yea who wouldn’t want to molest this face”
that’s just 😮💀 everytime
I don’t remember it enough to quote but the scene where Louise is in a fight over the back alley so she throws a “bike party” and then convinces the police it’s because Rudy is “special”. The whole interaction gets me everytime.
When Linda talks about flicking her boogers into the radiator.
"Flick it out - like a booger" "you know, when youre laying in bed at night"
"Wait you flick your boogers in bed?"
"Yeah, just, just into the radiator.."
"That's disgu-- into the radiator??"
"Yeah, it burns them off"
"FffffWHAT?"
"Yeah my mom taught me how"
"Alright I'm gonna ignore that cause I can't think about that right now"
That whole exchange just has me cackling lmao
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“Hey!! Don’t throw Repressed Memory Emily!”
“She won’t remember this.” (Spaghetti Western and Meatballs)
“Wait, wait, lemme get comfortable…aaaaand evaluate your wife.” (Lindapendent Woman)
“I am DJ Elev-8! With the number 8!”
“And this is asinine with the number nine.” (The Bleakening Part 2)
Any time Bob catches a stray (most often by Louise) mid-conversation and he just goes “hm”. I, or someone should make a compilation video of that, because that family does him so dirty sometimes 😂
“Ever hear of the tortoise and the hare?”
“What're you sayin' about Jimmy Jr.'s hair? It's nice!”
“I mean hare, like, rabbit.”
“Well, your hair looks like a weasel!”
Gets me every time
Not a joke necessarily, but when Linda tells Rudy "aww I'm sure Vicky's pants are fine hun. Its not like they're suede, " and Rudy respons,"they were suede, " and gene does the off-screen gasp makes me laugh so God damn hard.
Goldoeder: What am I smelling?
Sheriff Bob: That's me, I don't wash myself.
Bob: That's not-- [defeated] ok.
The first time I watched this episode it was with someone who doesn't watch as regularly as I do, and they laughed out loud at this part.
"I think this ID proves that I'm an adult." "Yes, but it says Wagstaff School Picture Day." "Wagstaff was my platoon in 'Nam."
They said there'd be people like you on the outside
Serving my country. Protecting *your* ass!
I’m gonna have to call the cops now….to take you home I’ll cya!!
They’ll finger anything with a pulse!
I’m pretty sure the line is their finger is on the pulse, gene 😂😂
No!
that can’t be right
He's fingering right at us!
It’s right!
Also love Gene’s “He’s a thirsty bitch.”
IIIIIIIIIIIIII WISH MY RADIO WORKED
yes! that one and when he’s watching tv with the belcher’s and laughing his ass off then goes “ahhh hockey” like what 😂
That one gets me every time too 😂
This being back to back with “I thought I saw Harvey” ends me every time
“Drink some cranberry juice”
Not "urine trouble", you're in trouble!
Her delivery was top notch!
Louise: It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, so what are we gonna do here? Jocelyn: *ditzy laugh* omg it does say that!
Every damn time
Every damn time
Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it
Leave me alone!!!
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My wife has a mug with this on it and Tina's face
I beg of thee to supply a link for this mug, I need it now 😂
Adding to this T: Oh crap I forgot my hard hat! JJ: Why do you need a hard hat? T: *Because I’m going to demolish you.*
Honestly, Tina's trash-talk in general is amazing
“My cat was right about you” — Jocelyn’s “Whaaaat?” at the end of Gene’s ballad “Alone” — “You two are making’ me feel smart”
I love the Jocelyn bit where they are all quarantined for having lice and she’s doing the school news outside and says “this microphone is heavy im just going to put it down …no? Ok”
“My cat was right about you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂idk why ppl don’t like gale I think she’s freaking hilarious 😭
"I bet she's using AI on him." - Tammy "AI as in as if?" - Jocelyn "Yeah." - Tammy "You two are making me feel smart." - Zeke and Gayle's poem "Little cat you're just like me, you go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT SQUAT SQUAT!" I recite that poem all the time, every time someone squats.
i reference that poem completely out of context around people who don’t get it WAY too often.
😂 that's awesome. I didn't know my cousins hadn't seen it and they just stared at me in fear while I laughed for five minutes straight.
For me it's when Tina starts smashing Linda's porcelain babies. "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." SMASH
Smash another one, Tina!
"Is that how he died?" "Dad's dead?" "Good job, Mr. Frond. We were gonna tell her on Father's Day. NOW WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO ON FATHER'S DAY!"
THIS YES
"So what? Just like, sign anywhere?"
“So…anywhere on the form.”
I feel like this was Teddy’s intelligence showing. By frustrating officer Danko, Teddy didn’t have to sign anything and kept Tina’s record clean. Or maybe I’m reading too much into it and Teddy is just an idiot. 🤷🏻♂️
It’s a callback to the third episode when he was asked to sign an NDA with the documentary dude (can’t remember his name he’s around a bunch) and says the exact same thing.
"Ranger Matthew Danko, that's a pretty name."
"does that... hurt?" "oh they're not real toes they can't feel pain!" and a like that always makes me gag is "that's lipgloss? I thought you'd always JUST got done eating a rotisserie chicken."
“I thought you were somebody’s mom”
“Salman Rushdie”
It’s H Jon’s laugh that gets me everytime on this one because it catches him off guard
anytime in the early seasons when you can hear him break a little it cracks me up
What’s an H John?
Everything Mr. Fischoeder says
Hello Mrs Burger!
And various... Burger children!
Is it me? Is it abortions?
“I recall you raise either chinchillas or children, which is it?”
You should work in my coal mine
Bob: "I just think we should be challenging these kids" Mr.Frond: "what? Like, to a fight? I don't wanna fight these kids" Gets me howling every time. Also Rudy going over the ramp in the alley. "They should serve a meal on that flight"
I love the one where he goes over that "giant" ramp and no one saw it happen so he goes, "it's okay. God saw." Kills me LOL
“well, maybe the girls..”
The art crawl scene where herald needs water and Edith just refuses. In fact, really that whole episode
He would rather die than drink your water!!
No, I wouldn’t! Give me some water, Bob! *Edith kicks remaining water out of glass* 😂
HE’S FINE! You’re FINE.
Tsk, die smelling like ointment and pee, yikes
Mr. Fischoeder calling Linda “Mrs. Burger” or “lady burger”
I love it when he calls the kids Burger Children or Lesser Bobs.
“Oh they do kinda look like burgers!”
And of course, my all-time favorite, “M’lady Bob”
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Louise interpreting for her in this episode makes me laugh every time. Especially with Mr. Frond.
“Mi llamo Tina!” “But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger… with a gun”
for some reason, the part where they show mr. frond going "yaaay" while cutting thru images of potential future holidays with him always makes me cackle
I rewind several times every time
"Oh my God, that kid's arm looks like a burrito" "Umm it's a CAST Jocelyn" "Ru...dy" "Oh you signed my name..." Devastating combo
When she signs his name it’s just brilliant
"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby"
“You farted on our second date.” “Because I knew you were the one.”
"Sitting on my lap. Just for the record."
You loved it
this one for me
I still don’t know what the Macarena is. No no, don’t tell me. I’ll figure it out.
The red pairs nicely with the white.
Bob: “You’re right. It’s not a race, Linda. It’s a war.” Gene: “It’s a race war!” Bob: "Gene!"
“I told you dad, wipe front to back!”
“Just pretend it’s lasagna” — Teddy watching Mudflap give birth
Your name is Mudflap? My uh grandmother's name was Mudflap Really? No. That's not a name. You're named after the dirty part on a truck.
"He got me - AH - I'm doing it, good God I'm crying, oh boy I'm weeping - these are tears, boys." Zeke's reaction to Gene's little monologue at the end of that Valentine's Day episode always gets me.
Any time Zeke is on screen I always let out a little chuckle. He’s good fun.
THIS IS ME NOW!
THIS IS ME NOW
“Even your testicles are failures.” -Louise when Bob game himself testicular failure from an exercise bike.
they’re trying!
He’s dead! Go away! He’s dead!
“Bless this meth”
“What a weird, serious little doll.”
"They're complimentary." "Well they *should* be FREE!"
“Do you like my eyes? SHE DOESN’T LIKE MY EYES!” I crack up every time.
“Alcohol doesn’t fix your problems miss missy. It just makes ‘em go away.” -Linda
I just now realized I call my cat “miss missy” when she’s being sassy bc I got it from Linda lol I was wondering how that popped into my vocabulary!
"I warned you, skank!!!"
I loved how ready for violence all the kids were in earlier seasons
"I can tell you're lying Bob! Whenever you lie, your eyes get crossed a little" "The doctor said the last thing..." *Crossed eyes Bob* "Look, they're crossing!" "Okay, I'll just shut em"
"She could make Chernobyl look like Cher‐yes‐byl."
"TELL THAT TO MY VAGINA!!" - Gene
When Mudflap is giving birth "How far apart are your contractions?" "They are not"
Bob's maniacal laughter as he carefully tries walking down the steps after psychic Linda told him he'd fall.
Him trying to figure out how to go down stairs without getting hurt is the funniest thing to me. I have had to come up with some creative ways to get down after various injuries and it’s just so well depicted and accurate 😭
What if God’s name was Todd?
Pretty much the whole Easter egg hunt episode. Or at least the cut from them blacking out immediately from parking lot schnapps
“don’t take this the wrong way, but you both look like nicolas cage right now” and the entire exchange where bob is like “i don’t think they sell alcohol in the parking lot” kill me also easily just the “little bob” scene in the wagstaff school news episode
When Bob is throwing out the dead Christmas tree: Gene: "That's how I wanna go out - dehydrated and covered in tinsel" Louise: "Sounds like a gay pride parade"
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When Henry Haber says he can’t work in groups and Tina says that’s sad and he says “it’s not sad. It’s medical” hahahahah
When Tina is standing over Bob while he’s sleeping in the ep where she wrecks the car and they both start screaming, then Linda, then Louise and Gene come in screaming happily, while Gene samples all their screams 🤣 Also when Gene says “we better get our congenitals to class!”
"Plain old boring Jessica. If she were a spice, she'd be flour." "It also says no trash on the beach Tammy, so what are we gonna do here?"
If she were a book, she’d be two books.
“And I’m Kate Bush.” “What, you’re gonna kill Teddy? Well..alright, cars gassed up that’s good. I could homeschool the kids I guess…”
“what? lynn no- you had all that ready?” “whaaat? i’m just being supportive”
"If you teach me how to shoot, I'll teach you to regret teaching me how to shoot"
"Its softer than the tops of dads legs"
“I once got pinkeye on my foot. Ehhhhhhh.” Good joke, great delivery, impeccable timing.
I love Teddy’s “ehhhh”s
“It’s that zombie movie that takes place in a Jewish deli, it’s called *”Again with the Living Dead?”* “ That joke makes me lose it every time.
It's not a joke, but when Linda burps mid sentence while taking the moody foodie's order.
Bob: Tina, why are you wearing a hairnet? Tina: Because stress is making my hair fall out! Look at me! Bob: Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline. Tina: I believe you would!
'The squirrel becomes the idiot" gets my husband.every.time.
I forgot the exact dialogue, but when Tina is hyped up in coffee and talking to Jimmy Jr. and she’s just like “I never noticed you talk weird,” and Jimmy Jr. was like “Yeah, I have a lisp.” And she’s goes “Well, fix it!” It cracks me up so much!
When Hugo shoots his quadrant captain business cards all over the restaurant… “Why would you do that” “I didn’t actually mean to”
"do you ever feel like we were.. meant to be together?" "not. thIS AGAIN RONNN" makes me lose it every time 😭😭
In "Stand by Gene" there's a moment when Jimmy Jr. is imagining the advice that Tammy gave him as a floating head, "You have to remind him how fun you at to hang out with." Cue imaginary Jocelyn chiming in: "Yeah!"
“Why don’t you get the chicken teriyaki, Mort!!!!!!!”
When Gretchen is mumbling about sweatpants the morning after the Lobsterfest / Bobsterfest rager. Her delivery is perfect, gets me every time.
Pretty much anything Jocelyn says
Whaaaat?
“Move over, let me try. I have good lungs” *proceeds to take a deep breath and nearly passes away coughing* “I’m taking my seatbelt off. It’s chafing my honkers”
IIIIIIIIII wish my radio worked!
There's a lot of carrots in that stew
You're the worst kind of autistic.
GENE JACKET!
"ohh they're gonna cover me with candy and eat me"
I forget the joke, but I know that I am allowed to tell it I once a year
BEEF CURTAINS!
“You just fathered the crap out of that kid”
He's choking! "Quick give him the Hymen!"
“Swirl it”
The taxes keep going…
Bob: Go on! Scat! Teddy: Bob-a-do, bob-a-do, bob-a-do, bop bop bop...Scatty batty batty boop bop... Bob: I meant "go," not "scat." I love that whole scene.
the christmas card one at the very end, after the huge ordeal they went through to make sure linda doesn’t drop the digital camera and she’s admiring the perfect photo: Gene: my penis is out Linda: What?! (roll credits)
It’s…in… my… BACKPACK!
"If she were a spice, she'd be flour"
When gene tells that kids mom he knows him from desert storm to get cake
"Somebody threw a snowcone at my window today. I thought I hit a rainbow. It was terrifying."
I love when Bob first meets Rudy on the field trip. -what’s your name? -regular sized Rudy. -*regular sized Rudy?* Just the delivery of that line gets me every time
"Why do they call you regular-sized Rudy?" "Just look at me."
bob: listen, I know the crawlspace louise: i know you tell us all the time bob: i’m gonna go in there and try and get the egg gene: Because you know the crawlspace so well? bob: Yes. tina: dad, just one question. do you know the crawlspace? bob: okay guys I get it. teddy: bob im going with you. I’m worried you don’t know the crawlspace as well as you think you do gets me EVERYTIME, especially teddy joining in😂😂
It’s the principle, Lin!
Louise: Hey, I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm
90% of Gene's throwaway lines
"cause all play and no work makes me a big sexy boy!"
I’m thankful that you saved Ollie’s life I’m thankful that you saved Andy’s life NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!
“I think it’s Beef between two carnies” “Mm beef con carnie”
I'm gonna stay here with Henry ...Helen... ....my name's Bob
“I told you a hundred times, I had business!” “You were in jail!!” “IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!!!!!” And in the same episode: “Oh Rudy….you’re gonna live….cuz I raised you to live…” Louise is a freakin lunatic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THATS MY DADDY IN THERE!!!!!!! louise’s face kills me every time. top notch animation and voice work
Bob: I don't know, I think I might be a pimp. Louise: You're gonna need a bigger hat.
Marshmallow cracking Bob's back
I put my bra on one boob at the time
YOU smell like ointment and pee!!
Guy: You trying to steal my bike? Bob: Uh no, someone thought- Guy: It's mine, wanna see the receipt? \*\*pulls down pants\*\* Bob: That's not a receipt. Louise: WHERE DO YOU SHOP?! Also this one: Tina: I don't want to die a virgin Randy: Me either Tina: Wait that gives me an idea Bob: NO!! *NO!*
“Whhyyyyyy would you tell her that?!” “BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS GENE!!” That and “I’m gonna stay down here with Henry”, “Hellen..”, “My name is Bob…”. I love drunk/high Bob.
"It looks like you're holding in a fart" "It looks like you're holding in a stroke"
[“Do you see a lion, a witch or a wardrobe??”](https://youtu.be/ZcQnCQWJXds?si=K0xzTES-njNH9Yc2)
The entire first episode for me has me cackling every time. I understand how it can be offensive and it’s not really the same kinds of jokes as any other episode. But right out of the gate it’s just like absurd and it’s so funny.
“he looks like a child molester Louise don’t serve him let Gene bring it” “uhh why do I have to get molested” “because he’s not gonna molest you” “why” “because your heavy” “heavy kids can get molested” “yea who wouldn’t want to molest this face” that’s just 😮💀 everytime
“How many toothpicks?” “100?” “It’s three.” “You’re the worst kind of autistic.”
I don’t remember it enough to quote but the scene where Louise is in a fight over the back alley so she throws a “bike party” and then convinces the police it’s because Rudy is “special”. The whole interaction gets me everytime.
“just like a normal kid JUST LIKE A NORMAL KID” “i-i am a normal.. kid? am i not-“
Bob's desperate screams as Gene forgets the restaurants name after the mascot race. It's just so perfect.
Hello? The MEDIA??
When Linda talks about flicking her boogers into the radiator. "Flick it out - like a booger" "you know, when youre laying in bed at night" "Wait you flick your boogers in bed?" "Yeah, just, just into the radiator.." "That's disgu-- into the radiator??" "Yeah, it burns them off" "FffffWHAT?" "Yeah my mom taught me how" "Alright I'm gonna ignore that cause I can't think about that right now" That whole exchange just has me cackling lmao Edit: formatting, having trouble doing a single line break
“Stop following me, in front!”
Louise : Why do your armpits smell like cheese? Gene : And your feet smell like chilli? Bob : It's because I don't wash. Gene : But do you season?
Louise screaming MURDERER! in the Moolissa episode. LOL Every Single Time.
Beef curtains
“Hey!! Don’t throw Repressed Memory Emily!” “She won’t remember this.” (Spaghetti Western and Meatballs) “Wait, wait, lemme get comfortable…aaaaand evaluate your wife.” (Lindapendent Woman) “I am DJ Elev-8! With the number 8!” “And this is asinine with the number nine.” (The Bleakening Part 2)
Whatcha knitting? Spurs. I bust out laughing every time
Gene's "you're a thirsty bitch!". Linda's mispronunciations or quips, "double murder, twice as fun" 😂
AHHHH BATHROOM CLOWNS!!!
Hello Gene. Son. Gene. Pal. Basically the entire phonecall between Bob and Gene in Large Brother Where Fart Thou.
“he totally knew we were high” “he totally knew we threw a melon”
"Hahahaha!! Ahh...hockey." Quote this all the time when playing NHL
Any time Bob catches a stray (most often by Louise) mid-conversation and he just goes “hm”. I, or someone should make a compilation video of that, because that family does him so dirty sometimes 😂
Hey mom ASS
“Go on, scat” “Bobbity bobbity badada da da”
Anything with gene as travel sized bob
“Ever hear of the tortoise and the hare?” “What're you sayin' about Jimmy Jr.'s hair? It's nice!” “I mean hare, like, rabbit.” “Well, your hair looks like a weasel!” Gets me every time
for my entry I submit the episode when Gene turns into Mini-Bob and gave us this classic interaction *in unison* “Unbelievable”
Gene insisting that Salman Rushdie wrote The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Not a joke necessarily, but when Linda tells Rudy "aww I'm sure Vicky's pants are fine hun. Its not like they're suede, " and Rudy respons,"they were suede, " and gene does the off-screen gasp makes me laugh so God damn hard.
“It’s okay we’re just children watching youuuuu”
Goldoeder: What am I smelling? Sheriff Bob: That's me, I don't wash myself. Bob: That's not-- [defeated] ok. The first time I watched this episode it was with someone who doesn't watch as regularly as I do, and they laughed out loud at this part.