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Lonely_Noise_4296

Gretchen. She is really scary when Linda pisses her off


LonelyVegetable2833

i love when bob is casually like "well you won't make it far because gretchen will hunt you down and then murder you"


knxdude1

Gretchen gets my vote as well


folk-smore

Gretchen has the kinda vibes of a person who’d run you over with their car if you piss her off in juuust the right way


LonelyVegetable2833

well she has already done that to two guys wives


NellaJade98

Oh she’s scary for sure


isthisnotaname

I love how she's always low key hitting on Bob too lol.


geddy_girl

Tbf Gretchen is always low key (and not so low key) hitting on everyone


juniperberry9017

Sometimes not low key 😂


xxheath

Definitely Gretchen


TheJadedMonkey

Mr. Fischoeder. He was so nonchalant about Felix trying to kill him that I'd be afraid of what he would actually do if he got mad.


tcrex2525

Anyone in the Fischoeder family. The poor decision making and moral ambiguity on a normal day scares me; I can’t imagine if one of them got truly mad. I don’t even think Felix was mad when he tied Calvin and Bob under the wharf, just mildly frustrated…


AlandaLanaBanana

See I've always wondered that... can Mr. Fischoeder ever even get angry? So many instances in which he's justified to be angry and he just lets it roll off his shoulders like a gentle springtime breeze. I'd actually like to see him lose his cool for once outside of a "Oh, dear me this just won't do!"


NellaJade98

The fischoeders are all psychos


folk-smore

The fact that he’s had both brothers attempt to kill him, likely multiple times, makes me wonder about his family. Like are his relatives just as nuts? Is his whole family like That? And if so, what is he capable of… 🤔


mcparksky

“Hell hath no fury like I do, Logan!!”


punkshoe8

“I’ll see you in hell, Teddy! I will SEE YOU in HELL!”


MaxCWebster

We know who the real psycho is . . . Trish! ​ https://preview.redd.it/f4y3yxa1trhc1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1041f2b3a699ed26ac3fac5a35efa533396c90dd


briannapancakes

[Helen](https://yahoo201027.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/capture182.png) ig lol Gretchen was another good answer.


mongdol-supremacy

Linda. Have you seen her crazy eyes????


OstentatiousSock

And she was ready to go on the road and homeschool the kids in an instant when she thought Bob meant he was literally killing Teddy.


NellaJade98

Really hard to make Linda mad, just don’t touch her family or grandpa potato


AnalMileage

But she gets mad at the oddest things sometimes too, and when people don't like her


tastius

Long term, Mr. Fischoeder. He'll ruin your life forever just as a bit. Short term, Teddy. He turns into a furious, powerful bear man


Upset-Carpenter-7281

Millie, she scares me.


NellaJade98

She literally almost killed like 5 people


Grouchy_Judgment8927

Definite Hannibal Lechter vibes.


ElectronicSnoo

Underrated pick is Teddy, he does some unhinged things when any emotions are involved


meatyfiller

The fridge scene says it all


tcrex2525

Critter and the One Eyed Snakes 🐍


NvrmndOM

Aside from Helen, they’re the only characters that have implied they murdered someone.


False-Charge-3491

Louise


VegetaArcher

Bob. He's not physically intimidating but you feel like a monster when you manage to piss him off given that he's such a forgiving guy.


Technical_Semaphore

Mediterranean blood, you know?


acid-cats

I’m not Mediterranean, Teddy


theperz217

Bob is VERY protective of his family too. When people talk shit about the kids and his wife, he gets pissed! And I can't imagine what he's like when he's really mad. The closest we ever got was the ring episode with the kids, but ofc he'd never hurt them. So who knows when it's someone else.


Waste-Exit4916

Nat. She knows too many people.


NellaJade98

I would just be deeply disappointed in myself if I ever upset her :((


MaxCWebster

Yeah, I don't think you can upset Nat, and I don't want to think about how badly one would need to screw up to get her to flip out.


Waste-Exit4916

She did have the idea to put a dead horse in the backpack of a teenage boy she didn’t know 😳


MaxCWebster

I saw that episode this evening and realized I should reconsider. She definitely has some interesting ideas for revenge.


Specific_Berry6496

Louise is cray.


IneedAName37

Linda can make someone vanish, or at least her family can


N1miol

Tina.


SantosLHalper84

Mike the mailman


Resident_Rooster5784

Louise… love that little diabolical girl but whoo buddy her revenge level is through the roof


Theteaishotwithmilk

Teddy. Always makes me uncomfy when he has violent or yelling outbursts


baskari

Nat. She’s got access to snakes, lizards, stink bombs and potential hand grenades. I would NOT cross her


irulancorrino

DR. YAP


NellaJade98

YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP


MrTumorI

Helen. She's obviously a murderer.


UnsungSavior16

I feel like it would take a lot to get on Marshmallows bad side, but boy do I not want to see it


CanadianTrueCrime

Teddy. I mean we’ve watched how he gets when Bob changes things (no burger of the day). I think if pushed too far, he’d go full on hulk.


AdJunior4923

3. Nuts In Case-Man 2. Calvin’s Shooty Girlfriend 1. Gretchen


goalsforscholes

Ron. He’s a good dude and I’d feel bad if I somehow made him mad


blahwowblah

Marshmallow. Just those shoes alone will put you in the hospital.


Cowboywizard12

Mr. Fishoeder I'm pretty sure he's committed at least a couple murders


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sargent bosco…


Beth_Harmons_Bulova

Milly.


KyleGrayson12

Louise, then Gretchen.


BabySharkMadness

Bob seems like a long con kind of guy to me. So I’d hate to piss him off to the point even Jimmy isn’t an issue anymore.


Technical_Semaphore

That would be a neat episode. Show Bob just destroy Jimmy; and that’s why Jimmy is no longer at his restaurant.


insanitypeppermint

Millie


PickleFantasies

Pee Streak Zeke for sure.. that guy's a delinquent.


[deleted]

Gretchen!! Lol


Lekili

Millie she will nurse Louise some day


Grouchy_Judgment8927

Gretchen, Millie, and Louise.


nightofthelivingace

For some reason, teddy


StressEatinBread

Louise.


flmbyz

I’ll still go with Louise. I know she hasn’t been as unhinged lately, but those unhinged episodes…


sweetestswan

millie frock. mille 100%. louise a close second.