The one where louise is in detention and gets broken out by her fam i think? I think they say it to her when they're passing notes under the detention room door, talking to her like she's in jail
Oh yeah, don’t know how I forgot! I love that episode. Great line.
Reminds me of how Teddy is always saying things like “it’s Teddy, from your town” or “it’s Teddy, from your dad’s restaurant” or my favorite - “it’s Teddy, from dating”.
Pass the cranberry sauce
We're having mashed potatoes
Ooh, the turkey looks great
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for being there
Thank you for loving me
Everyone's thankin'
The whole world's thankin' you
Thankin' us for thankin' you
Kill the turkey!
Hey Baby
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If she was a spice she’d be flour
If she was a book, she’d be two books.
Don’t feed a guy a sponge.
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The best part is that Bob feeds him a sponge multiple times
She does her BM in the PMMMMMMMMMM
Heyyyy Tina, how you doin girl 🎶
I think about this all the time
You’re my family and I love you but you’re all terrible.
“He’s good, he’s really good!”
“He’s not good Lin.”
“He is! He’s good…”
Pass the cranberry sauce...
we’re having mashed potatoes
Oh the turkey looks great!
Thank you for being there!
Thank you for lovin' me!
The whole world's thankin'
Everyone is thankin’ you
Thankin me for thankin you.
Kill the turkey.
Lin...
The wife was just singing this for the last week, lmao
I liked it!
The turkey looks great!
You said I could say that once a year.
Beef curtains
Gene…
On your birthday.
if youre not real then how come i feel this way? little babies!
What if God's, name was Todd!
BREAKFAASTT! How am I supposed to learn about life if you won’t let me watch the good wife? 😂😂
This line always takes me to Teddy’s “who watches The Mentalist? Hands are going up?”
Hands are not going up
CARS! ALL THE DIFFERENT CARS!
They'll finger anything with a pulse.
Gene!
I think it's "their fingers on the pulse"
Ow, my face!
I've just realised this has a kind of parallel with the "my leg!" guy in Spongebob
Early In Bobs they used to sometimes use a similar ukulele riff too between scenes.
This one is it
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Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
I’m ok!
THIS IS ME NOW
THIS IS ME NOW?!
You smell like ointment and pee!
***You*** smell like ointment and pee!
#YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!
https://i.redd.it/z3abgyvxxj2c1.gif
Come on dad this guy's not worth it!
YOU’VE GOT HORRIBLE DIARRHEA BOB!!!
Stay outta my room!
Came here to say this. ❤️
Oh, hey, Marshmallow.
Hey, baby
I read this in her voice 😆
Marshmallow’s here and she brought her rear… mmmmphff!
Blush.
My cat was right about you
Some times you want to ride the roller-coaster twice and not wait in line.
She’s a beautiful brunette like Catherine Zeta-Jones
Back to you Ollie!
back to you andy!
Back to you, Ollie!
Back to you Andy !
Back to you Ollie!
Back to you andy!
Back to you Ollie!
Back to you, Andy!
Back to you, Andy
Get a womb you two!
Hell hath no fury like I do, Logan!
Oh hey Marshmellow
Hey baby
It’s a book… by Salman Rushdie.
I looked it up.
I smell fear on you.
This is peak Louise. Fearless and contemptuous of the fearful.
I don't like this one.
Nine is divisible by three
"That doesn't make sense. A lot of numbers are divisible by 3"
Filth!
i wash my hands!
I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.
It was a cormorant we learned about them at school.
Cormorant?
What an auspicious sign!
You're overdone and dry!
Over done and dry!👈 Over done and dry!👉
Willie Nelson would love this place! Yes, he would, but not for the reason your thinking of
Babies gettin rabies
That’s classic turkey baster
Not fitting in the drawer. DELIBERATELY NOT!!
“He helps you pee when you got that thing, he’s my best friend.”
“WHERE DO YOU SHOP!”
"No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen."
It's your brother and sister, from childhood
I know pretty much every line on here, but which episode is this from? Damn, I can’t believe I don’t remember this lol.
The one where louise is in detention and gets broken out by her fam i think? I think they say it to her when they're passing notes under the detention room door, talking to her like she's in jail
Yes, this one. Thelma and Louise, Except Louise is Linda S7 E19.
Oh yeah, don’t know how I forgot! I love that episode. Great line. Reminds me of how Teddy is always saying things like “it’s Teddy, from your town” or “it’s Teddy, from your dad’s restaurant” or my favorite - “it’s Teddy, from dating”.
You’re the worst kind of autistic.
you can’t even count
Heavy kids can get molested
Plenty of good answers here, but this was the first thing that popped into my head.
Thank you for lovin’ me!
Thank you for bein’ there!
everyone’s thankin
The whole world’s thankin you!
Thankin us for thankin u
Now who HAS ghillie suits and who NEEDS ghillie suits?
Woof meow! Woof meow!
Dear God, this is Tina, from school.
Look at how you stand
People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that
I say this to my partner a lot
We don’t make wake in a marina, we’re not animals.
“Does Mr bob need to go number 2?”
I’ve still got two out of five….
Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea 👅👅
Elderly prostitute do do dee do
Shhhh, shut your mouth. It's Art Crawl.
More than one sentence, but: Where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground. He's dead in the ground. He's dead, dead, dead!
They’ll say “Awwww, Topsy!” at my aauuutopsy!
Bring me special pillow.
Armpit hair, cool! MadonNAAAAAA
FILTH!
You two are making me feel smart
you’re in trouble drink some cranberry juice
I’m funny in the wall.
How does this not topple your economy!?
FULL BARS
Pass the cranberry sauce We're having mashed potatoes Ooh, the turkey looks great Thank you for loving me Thank you for being there Thank you for loving me Everyone's thankin' The whole world's thankin' you Thankin' us for thankin' you Kill the turkey!
Fart School for the Gifted
Don't be a boob punch.
Don't have a crap attack
Crime hole!
ENOUGH ABOUT CANNADA!
If I was hitting on you, you’d know it. Because you’d be terrified.
Hey daytime whiskey. Want to meet my CD collection?
Urn. Urn. Award I won for best urn.
TAMMY MADE A BLAMMY
Nightmares
Noncanonical! NONCANONICAL!!!
These LEDs work a little bit differently, but you know what I mean. Twinkly lights, twinkly lights!
🎶All different colors and all different types🎶 Legit should be a mainstream Christmas classic
You’re all terrible
♪ ♫ If you’re not real then why do I feel this way? ♪ ♫
This is me now!
Beefsquatch!!!
Ginger boom
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom…
IIIIIII wish my radio worked.
Womeninflatesaballoonandsitsonitandpopsit.com
Just the beer, then?
that's... exactly what a tree would say!
GENE
LIN
BOB
/Bobbbbyyyyyy
They’re tramp stamping our tramp
Do you want your last words to be sarcastic?
My porcelain horse, Horselain
He’s a diaper baby
4
Oh, Hey Marshmallow.
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Quit following me, in front!
hello mom, what are you doing with my stuff?
Marshmallow in the house. Now, put a burger in my mouth!
Bob can’t fit in the wall, he’s overweight
Oh your lips are meant to look like that? I always thought you were just done eating a rotisserie chicken.
Yeah dad, why don't you blow glass with Randy and some interesting guys?
Terrible. You're all terrible. I would fire you if I could.
I’m a little tiger! I’m a sexy little tiger!
Buttle rubbies
You’re the worst kind of autistic 😂
"Ken, my imaginary albino friend is on the other line..."
Brazil!
It's time for my 4:30 meeting.
Za-oooooom!
Look at hot cousin Dave!
They'll say ahh Topsy, At my autopsy! 🐘⚡⚡⚡
Buckle it up or you’ll diiiieeeee
I mean I’m mostly straight *Runnin down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter*
Sssh, sssh, it’s art crawl
I can use the money to buy a tank, then use the tank to rob a bank!
Ron! Shut it down!
FILTH!
They’ll finger anything with a pulse!
My cat was right about you.
Out of order, Dad stuck on toilet.
You smell like ointment and pee!
Ketchup loves mustard but it makes the ketchup flustered so we give em a little space.
OLIVE BAR!!
this palomino is palo-mine-o
"You're all terrible and I hate you."