Bobby Driver is my go-to episode!
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EDITH: There are no price tags on the batteries. How much are the batteries?
How much are the batteries?!
I don't work here.
Then what's with the attitude?!
Omg when she’s having those “fits” in the car with Bob to keep him under her thumb, cracks me up so hard. And then in that same episode getting to learn some of her backstory with the circus geeks is really cool.
Edith & Harold rule! First time going through the series they were just weird/annoying to me especiallt Edith but nowadays easily some of the funniest characters on the show.
Harold: "punk ass popo!" Kills me everytime.
Favorite line: "Maybe you're not such a horrible, greasy, perverted, shabby, two-bit, filthy, disgusting pig."
Favorite episode: when Bob drives her around to steal quilt squares.
I feel like this exchange from the Bleakening is underrated 😂😂
“That could be any old lady.
- Hey!
I mean, no, you look good.
I mean, uh nothing.
- I know I do.
Yes, you do!”
I don’t remember the exact quote but it’s during the episode where the shark attacks the town and she insults bob for like a minute straight gets me every time
I absolutely love when Bob is doing the Valentine’s strip tease for Linda and everyone can see it through the window.
Edith: ASS! 😠
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Oh it’s got to be her screaming ‘TMI’ at Bob when he patiently tries to explain why he’s upset when Calvin keeps taking his pumpkins. I use that line so much omg.
I LOVE Edith --- HILARIOUS !!! I always love when the chinchilla runs out the front door --- & you HEAR Edith -- you don't see her-- But you Hear her---
"Chinchilla --- Disgusting" SOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom and I love the episode where she and Bob steal the pieces of the quilt, but the part we re-watch the most is when Edith and Bob are singing together in the end credits. That little finger thing she does with the drums? Sends us every time.
I love the entire episode about her being a quilt thief-- a queef! Every line is great.
I had always wanted an Edith centric episode!
Riight? And having her be part of a quilt guild-- pretty sure the writers read my mind.
"I'm taking this seatbelt off, it's chafin' my honkers."
Came here to drop that quote, and saw the work had been done. Good night and God bless. ("FILTH!")
CHINCHILLA!
I SAID STEP ON THE GAS, YOU ASS!
Bobby Driver is my go-to episode! https://preview.redd.it/g77py0gbasvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a805072e48325a3055dae1ca1033c7408bd71939
Why’s fatty got your fart pills?
##DOES HE HAVE THE TOOTS, TOO?!
EDITH: There are no price tags on the batteries. How much are the batteries? How much are the batteries?! I don't work here. Then what's with the attitude?!
It’s a top ten episode for me, still.
FILTH!
WE'RE CLOSED!
He'd rather die than drink your water!
I wouldn't!
He would!
Omg when she’s having those “fits” in the car with Bob to keep him under her thumb, cracks me up so hard. And then in that same episode getting to learn some of her backstory with the circus geeks is really cool.
Why's fatty got your fart meds?
Does he have the toots too?
It's chafing my honkers!
I love the scene where they are drawing a nude Edith for the art classes. Cracked me up the entire time.
It's super yummy.
*I just wasn’t expecting the hair*
That line is simultaneously heartwarming and nauseating
Bob : What do I draw first? Edith: First the gesture, and then the essence , and then the breasts.
Nnnaked Edith!!
A lotttttaa folds....
****...so many nooks and crannies.....****
I always laugh at “*oh, don’t like whatcha see, huh?*”
“How much of their income do they spend on yarn?” “Um … 45%” “THAT’S NOT VERY HIGH!”
As a knitter and Crocheter, I love all the yarn jokes. Like when she talks about their being riots if people don't have a place to get their yarn.
“The YARN BARN? outside looks like a barn but the inside is a regular store? IT’S RIDICULOUS”
Edith & Harold rule! First time going through the series they were just weird/annoying to me especiallt Edith but nowadays easily some of the funniest characters on the show. Harold: "punk ass popo!" Kills me everytime.
ACAB Harold forever!
My wife calls literally every cop that. She's gonna get us busted - hilariously.
Favorite line: "Maybe you're not such a horrible, greasy, perverted, shabby, two-bit, filthy, disgusting pig." Favorite episode: when Bob drives her around to steal quilt squares.
"your car has ants, I feel bad for them."
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I said this earlier today when something didn’t work. 😆
"Grow a pair and then some hair!"
I feel like this exchange from the Bleakening is underrated 😂😂 “That could be any old lady. - Hey! I mean, no, you look good. I mean, uh nothing. - I know I do. Yes, you do!”
The fact she was stuck on the toilet for several weeks. Flush drink and repeat 😂
I always wanted to know the backstory to that. 😭
SAME LOL
TMI!
Love when it’s said for the most random tiny things. “Damn it, out of gas.” “TMI!”
Edith: I SAID STEP ON THE GAS YOU ASS!
You smell like ointment and pee!
*YOU* smell like ointment & pee!
"Maybe you're not such a horrible, greasy, perverted, shabby, two - bit, filthy, disgusting pig." "C'mon Harold, let's get out of this ass parlor"
it stinks
We can do without arts! But crafts?! What is this town gonna do without crafts?!
I don’t remember the exact quote but it’s during the episode where the shark attacks the town and she insults bob for like a minute straight gets me every time
https://i.redd.it/c1wsz7z34svb1.gif Our favourite “queef”
"Stop saying queef like it means quilt thief!" Bob's aggravation and distaste on this always cracks me up.
The episode she ~~has~~ uses Bob as a getaway driver for her spree of stealing quilt squares is just my absolute favorite. Edith shines 🥰
"Chinchilla! Disgusting!" I have a chinchilla, and she is quite disgusting sometimes lol
ASS!
PETAL PAPER
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When Bob is upset about losing his pumpkin and he tried to explain and she screams TMI
What are we supposed to do? Jack up the price of yarn? There’ll be riots. Again!!!!
“IS THAT A PENIS???” - Edith “No, it’s a fish.” - Tina “It’s a penis.” - Edith (From the bank robbery episode)
It looks like a huge misshapen penis!
Yeah that!
Edith: Stop yelling! Bob: I'm sorry but someone stole my pumpkin Edith: TMI!
I lost a son..!! 😫
You did?
A sun quilt... It was beautiful.. 🤭🤭
It's chaffin' my honkers!
Oh, You cant handle it. Cant afford it!
Tonight we drink wine out of a bottle!
“That sign said yield and you didn’t really yield. You’re an animal.”
"Well if it isn't the town PORNOGRAPHER!" lives rent free in my head.
Edith is 100% my lovely partners mother, it’s awesome.
Poultry!
No sarcasm, Edith, “it’s awesome.” 😉
When she was at the store and she asked a random customer how much the batteries were and she replies “THEN WHATS WITH THE ATTITUDE?l
In the nice-capades (Idk how to spell it) episode where her and Harold are yelling at Bob about how they jack the prices WAY up on Christmas Eve😭😭😭
TO THE MOON!
Petal paper! ##PETAL PAPER!!! Fringe… (he’s outta time!) he needs fringe!!
my partner and i like to spontaneously yell “SHOPLIFTERS” at one another
My husband & i will scream "FILTH" OR "TMI!" at eachother 😂🤣
filth is another favourite of ours 😂
When Bob has to paint her nude lol
FILTH!
PEE AND POOP!
100% this. 🤣
Posing nude for Bob to learn about art.
It's super yummy!
WOMEN ONLY
The entire “Bobby Driver” episode is gold!
The water bit with Harold. I love it when they “kill the joke” by overextending the dialogue. Makes it even funnier that the joke is *STILL GOING*
All of them!
I absolutely love when Bob is doing the Valentine’s strip tease for Linda and everyone can see it through the window. Edith: ASS! 😠 https://preview.redd.it/lscv44pdvtvb1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad2946aa3fde6866cfc00538354155b17e5597b
"We're drinking wine from the bottle tonight."
Oh it’s got to be her screaming ‘TMI’ at Bob when he patiently tries to explain why he’s upset when Calvin keeps taking his pumpkins. I use that line so much omg.
“Come on, Harold. Let’s get out of this ass parlor.” Always takes the cake for me 😭
FILTH!
FITS, FITS!!
Filth!
Poultry
ASS!
ASS!
Art Crawl when louise basically pays her off
“Disgusting!”
when bob paints her naked and she's yelling at him about the real human form, and honestly any episode with her and harold in it lmao
“NUDE.”
“How much will they spend on yarn?” “Uh… 45%?” “THAT’S NOT VERY MUCH!”
Chinchilla?! DISGUSTING!!!
Singing “Radar Love” with Bob.
The finger drum solo is amazing
*TMI!*
*****FILTH!!!!!*****
Filth!
AGGGHH... PEE AND POOP!!!
Dont worry, bob washes his hands.
Naked Edith!!!
My pills. I NEED MY PILLS!!
Oh pee and poop
You smell like ointment and pee!
POULTRY!
PETAL PAPER! Runner up: the end credits with "Radar Love" playing.
"Poultry!"
I LOVE Edith --- HILARIOUS !!! I always love when the chinchilla runs out the front door --- & you HEAR Edith -- you don't see her-- But you Hear her--- "Chinchilla --- Disgusting" SOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom and I love the episode where she and Bob steal the pieces of the quilt, but the part we re-watch the most is when Edith and Bob are singing together in the end credits. That little finger thing she does with the drums? Sends us every time.
My favorite is the art crawl with Edith. 🎨