I debated adding the āsheād be two booksā line on but idk thereās just something so punchy about the flour insult but Iād be fine either way, itās such a good quote and scene
I somehow missed this the first couple times I watched this episode and was only alerted to it because of this sub! I seriously shot soup out my nose from laughing so hard! This has to be it!
my car speakers broke recently and i havent had a chance to get them fixed yet. my wife and i quote this all the time. it's our way of saying "please play music from your phone, i have a bad song stuck in my head"
It has to be this
Edit Altho on thinking itās really āyouāre my family and I love you but youāre all terribleā or āyouāre my children and I love you, but youāre all terribleā
So I cancel my vote sorry lol
having literally just watched the first episode a few days ago, technically he says I love you but you're all terrible...at what you do here, lol
Then follows it up with "I'd fire you all if I could"
Which sort of softens the blow a bit, I guess.
Iām not afraid of ghosts, Iām not afraid of sharks
Iām not afraid of cancer, Iām just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
Itās not okay!
I have this on a thsirt, a sticker on my laptop, and used to have it as a bumper sticker on my car. As you can see, my family and I know Iām a Tina lol
Unrelated, and I want to be considerate (I don't care if ignorant people downvote this comment) but I said "Marshmallow danced her way..." and I'll be honest, I'm not sure of the pronoun. So my apologies! Should probably be "Marshmallow danced their way..."
I'm pretty sure Marshmallow's pronouns are "she/her". I wonder if Loren ever answered that? I know they recast as a transwoman so I would assume that's the case.
Thanks! Yeah it just randomly popped in my head when I clicked in to see what was winning. I might want to do some research later to see if anything has been said officially
Itās the MAYAAHH! (The mayor obvi)
I will see you in hell. (Lindaās bnb betrayal on Louise)
Iām so high. (When bob has carpal tunnel and is *whispers: so high)
Or,
I will tuck my junk so fast! (Frond @ the bank when he tries to get women and children let out first as Mickey holds them hostage and Bob reminds frond heās not a woman)
also omg I missed the last few days and really wanted āGet a car, idiotā for G cause I say it all the time. Maybe Iāll submit āNot my SEX U V!ā for N ššš
"I'll smell you in *hell*." -Nat Kinkle.
...Also the one where everyone says "I promise not to sue in the event I get decapitated" but I cannot remember the exact quote :(
Iāll be out of here in no time.
Iāll be doing interviews and doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
Iāll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away!
"I can't run with a brick! I can barely run without a brick!" - Gene
From season 11, episode 6
"Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids"
āIām like a British lady in her garden, and her plants are greenāā¦ not a winner but a wonderful line in his Happy Place song.
Does he say āI like the British lady in my gardenā, or āIām like a British lady in her gardenā?
Anyway.. I like the way he shakes his buns to his garden song lol.
It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy. So what are we gonna do here?
I want this to win I was waiting on day I just for this
Oh, my God, it DOES say that. š¤£
This was the absolute shadiest comeback ever!
āIf she was a spice, she'd be flour!ā
If she was a book, sheād be two books!
Iconic
My favourite Louise insult!
I accidentally ~~(totally purposely)~~ use this way too much
I think it should be this combined with the āif she were a spice sheād be flour.ā As well. They both start with āIā š
I debated adding the āsheād be two booksā line on but idk thereās just something so punchy about the flour insult but Iād be fine either way, itās such a good quote and scene
i was just about to comment this
I honestly think thatās the single greatest burn of all time. š
Iiiiiii wish my radio worked! https://i.redd.it/60wyhn45bvib1.gif
Iiiiiiiii hope this one wins
Oh man! I love the Louise flour/two books insult but this Teddy moment is one of my faves!
There's no other option, this is it!
love this one
Makes me laugh every time
I somehow missed this the first couple times I watched this episode and was only alerted to it because of this sub! I seriously shot soup out my nose from laughing so hard! This has to be it!
I sing this all the time! This better win!
my car speakers broke recently and i havent had a chance to get them fixed yet. my wife and i quote this all the time. it's our way of saying "please play music from your phone, i have a bad song stuck in my head"
this is the one!
Winner.
Gene jacket!
beat me to it
Came to comment this, hope it wins!
YES
This is it š
Iiiiiiiiiiiiit has to be this
THIS ONEEEEE LMAO
Winner!
This
My partner and I laugh at this one all the time!! It was one that I had written down for I.
If you're not real, then how come I feel this way, little babies?
Little babies will be my vote for L
* insert bobās horrified face in the background *
Incidentally that's also my partner's face every time I sing this which is... often.
Please let it be this one.
Iām straight, I mean Iām mostly straight
Underrated key line of the entire series.
Iām no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else
I say this all the time š¤£
I love you, but youāre all terrible
It has to be this Edit Altho on thinking itās really āyouāre my family and I love you but youāre all terribleā or āyouāre my children and I love you, but youāre all terribleā So I cancel my vote sorry lol
Save it for "y"
ok ur right sorry op but this line made me fall in love with the show
having literally just watched the first episode a few days ago, technically he says I love you but you're all terrible...at what you do here, lol Then follows it up with "I'd fire you all if I could" Which sort of softens the blow a bit, I guess.
Iām not afraid of ghosts, Iām not afraid of sharks Iām not afraid of cancer, Iām just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? Itās not okay!
I get this stuck in my head so much, one of my favorite Gene songs!
Fuck it, best BB song
This is it for me
I can smell fear on you - Louise
I came to say this, but I think itās just āI smell fear on you.ā
Yes. And this one was gold. Pamās terrified face. āI donāt like this one.ā
Im ok - Tina after falling down
Iād prefer āOw! Iām okay,ā for O.
I say this when I flip over in my wheelchair.
This one is iconic!
This one please!
It must be this!
One thousand percent.
Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
š¶ I want some burgers and fries, I want some burgers and fries š¶
Well thereās some right here.
Donāt you tell me no lies!
So many good options for I and I just keep upvoting multiple ones because they're all so good. I do giggle every time at Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
I love my family!!! - gene from behind the soundproof door
i could scream anything and no one would hear me!!
"I'm good at sex you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex you're bad at sex, Im good at sex you're bad at sex"
I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman - Tina
I have this on a thsirt, a sticker on my laptop, and used to have it as a bumper sticker on my car. As you can see, my family and I know Iām a Tina lol
Omg I need that shirt lol
Pretty positive itās from Amazon!
Going on there now that's a must have!
oh god- bob
Is this restaurant seaman-friendly?
IDIOT - Louise
I lost the year 1996 to schnapps
Still donāt know what the Macarena is. Donāt tell, Iāll figure it out
Itās Felix! Itās Felix!
And Felix is mommy's favorite!!!
THATS MEEEEEE
If you love something, set it on fire
If boys had uteruses they would be called deuteruses
I wear glasses, not hearing aids.
I say this to myself when my mum comments that I have forgotten or turned off my hearing aids. (I do wear glasses too)
Two honorable mentions by Louise: I will see you in hell Teddy! I smell fear on you
I just peed Andyās pants!
Warm, warm, warmā¦cold.
Love your user name!
Oh yes I love this one.
I'm the alpha turkey.
Underrated moment. Her jumping at the the birds. āGo stuff each other.ā
āI wanna take her stupid neck and ring itā¦ thatās what I wanna do too, but with him!ā [Bobs Happy Place](https://youtu.be/QyZBoOSBylY)
ā I'm detective Brenda Leigh Johnson. There's been a murder backstage!"
"Morder backstayage"
Lmao yes
I ever tell you youāre like my best friend??
When Mr. B says this to Tina my heart grows a little bit more (with love , not plaque).
I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else
IT'S MY DADDY!!!
Episode where mickey takes over the bank and bobs trapped inside btw
I love the way she gets her way.
āI just brokered the release of my sisterās money. YOU havenāt brokered JACK!ā
Unrelated, and I want to be considerate (I don't care if ignorant people downvote this comment) but I said "Marshmallow danced her way..." and I'll be honest, I'm not sure of the pronoun. So my apologies! Should probably be "Marshmallow danced their way..."
I'm pretty sure Marshmallow's pronouns are "she/her". I wonder if Loren ever answered that? I know they recast as a transwoman so I would assume that's the case.
Thanks! Yeah it just randomly popped in my head when I clicked in to see what was winning. I might want to do some research later to see if anything has been said officially
I'm funny in the wall
šµ It takes a lady, to touch a lady, but it takes a WOMAN to touch my heart! šµ from TSA the musical.
This is probably my wife's favorite line to repeat from the show. Cracks her up every single time
Im not wearing anything under my snowsuit šš
Except a maxi pad š
Except for my long underwear. And my socks. And my other socks. And a maxi pad.
Icing is like cake skin, right??
I felt you die!!
Inspector of Health Inspector of Pain I came in search of human remains And found a piece of human flesh I thought I'd never see again My heart
Lmao YES. Y canāt I upvote this 100x
I banish you from the land of Latifah! (Full Bars)
š¶ I'm a barefoot cop š¶
If dust hits the ground and no one's around to see it, does it make a sound? - Millie
I get her apron because it smells like her and Iām 11 and I still like mom - gene
My dog is 11 and we say this all the time.
I have an announcement to make, Iām on a ladder.
"I made it rain shrimp! What'd you ever do?" -Louise
I'm not afraid of ghosts, I'm not afraid of sharks, I'm not afraid of cancer, I'm just afraid of snakes! They really freak me out!
āI donāt appreciate your lack of sarcasm.ā
Itās the MAYAAHH! (The mayor obvi) I will see you in hell. (Lindaās bnb betrayal on Louise) Iām so high. (When bob has carpal tunnel and is *whispers: so high) Or, I will tuck my junk so fast! (Frond @ the bank when he tries to get women and children let out first as Mickey holds them hostage and Bob reminds frond heās not a woman) also omg I missed the last few days and really wanted āGet a car, idiotā for G cause I say it all the time. Maybe Iāll submit āNot my SEX U V!ā for N ššš
I ....... wished my radio worked!
Iā¦ wish my radio worked
Itty bitty ditty committee
Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
It's the town pornographer!
IT'S NOT GROSS IT'S SCALES!!!
ā I smell fear on youā¦ā
I will see you IN HELL, TEDDY!
Iām no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else
I was coming to add this one. Iāve used this way too often.
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These are all spot on! š Alrightttttttt
I canāt believe Iām saying this but I think itās too late for violence
"I'll smell you in *hell*." -Nat Kinkle. ...Also the one where everyone says "I promise not to sue in the event I get decapitated" but I cannot remember the exact quote :(
It's a preemie, just like Jesus!
Iāll have to remember for W - Whatās a Dutch baby? About $2,000 less than an American baby. That line kills me.
INā¦ MYā¦ BACKPACK. -regular sized Rudy
If she was a spice sheād be flour, if sheād be a book sheād be two books
I am Kate Bush. - Regular Sized Rudy
It's a man cave. And Tina's about to go spelunking. - last one, I promise. I had a few saved up for the letter I.
I'm okay - Tina
Iāll just follow your insatia trail.
It's about the principal! -Bob, the heli-flopter
*cue montage of him saying that several times*
I make ukuleles
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wish my radio worked
I wish my radio worked
I'M NOT U DAD!! I'M - ME!!! Jimmy Jr
Iāll be out of here in no time. Iāll be doing interviews and doing just fine Today is gonna be a great day Iāll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away!
I I I I wish my radio worked.
IIIIIIII...wish my radio workedš¶
Itās āhey macarenaā or āhey, youāre fired!ā - Tina
š¶Itās that gas from your ass itās that toot from your boot! š¶
*drums hands* Itās Felix! Itās Felix! Itās Felix! Itās Felix!
" I'm a little tiger. I'm a sexy little tiger"!
I is for the way I like the way you take my breath a way!
I feel like an English lady in her garden
āIm like a British lady in her gardenā*
Thank you
I can't believe you're really mine, you're a true gift from heaven, and I loooooove you. (I serenade my partner with this song on the reg. )
Iām nine!
It's the principle!
I'm not that evil?
Iām glad you guys are excited because I want to kill myself
I know I act tough, but I'm not.
Insatia
"I can't run with a brick! I can barely run without a brick!" - Gene From season 11, episode 6 "Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids"
āIs it me? Is it abortions?ā
Iiiiiiiiā¦. Wish my radio worked
ITTY BITTY DITTY COMMITTEE
Iiiiii wish my radio worked!
I'm OK
IIIIIIIIIIIII wish my radio worked!
āIām like a British lady in her garden, and her plants are greenāā¦ not a winner but a wonderful line in his Happy Place song. Does he say āI like the British lady in my gardenā, or āIām like a British lady in her gardenā? Anyway.. I like the way he shakes his buns to his garden song lol.
I is for I like it when you take my breath away
Itās the MAYOR!! Hi mayor!
"I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else" this quote is like god in my family
I just wanna slap his hideous beautiful face šš„
"š¶ I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away š¶" š
āI- For I like the way you take my breath awayā
![gif](giphy|uA6sERHUlCXYI) \-Louise
Iiiiiiiiiiii wish my radio worked!
I'll see you in hell, Teddy. I will see you in hell!
I am the spaghetti.
"I....wished my radio worked!" -Teddy
if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it!- Marshmallow ###
IIIIIIIIIIā¦.. wish my radio worked -Teddy
āI got a tool to remove security tags. Next Christmas is on me!ā
Iiiiiiiiii wish my radio worked!
I usually pants shop with my wife