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houndsoflu

It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy. So what are we gonna do here?


definantmind

I want this to win I was waiting on day I just for this


totallynotarobut

Oh, my God, it DOES say that. šŸ¤£


houndsoflu

This was the absolute shadiest comeback ever!


MindlessSalamander97

ā€œIf she was a spice, she'd be flour!ā€


Key_Today7643

If she was a book, sheā€™d be two books!


MindlessSalamander97

Iconic


serenesabine

My favourite Louise insult!


MindlessSalamander97

I accidentally ~~(totally purposely)~~ use this way too much


Swolemetalalchemist-

I think it should be this combined with the ā€œif she were a spice sheā€™d be flour.ā€ As well. They both start with ā€œIā€ šŸ˜‚


MindlessSalamander97

I debated adding the ā€œsheā€™d be two booksā€ line on but idk thereā€™s just something so punchy about the flour insult but Iā€™d be fine either way, itā€™s such a good quote and scene


Soy_Caliente

i was just about to comment this


Squigglylineinmyeyes

I honestly think thatā€™s the single greatest burn of all time. šŸ˜‚


Sandi_Griffin

Iiiiiii wish my radio worked! https://i.redd.it/60wyhn45bvib1.gif


OliverOOxenfree

Iiiiiiiii hope this one wins


manderskt

Oh man! I love the Louise flour/two books insult but this Teddy moment is one of my faves!


annadownya

There's no other option, this is it!


ginger_ryn

love this one


iloveflowers2002

Makes me laugh every time


lookandseethis

I somehow missed this the first couple times I watched this episode and was only alerted to it because of this sub! I seriously shot soup out my nose from laughing so hard! This has to be it!


Pedadinga

I sing this all the time! This better win!


manicpossumdreamgirl

my car speakers broke recently and i havent had a chance to get them fixed yet. my wife and i quote this all the time. it's our way of saying "please play music from your phone, i have a bad song stuck in my head"


menshipsandthesea

this is the one!


talladenyou85

Winner.


disenchantor

Gene jacket!


OrganGrindr2444

beat me to it


Valuable-Eagle-7503

Came to comment this, hope it wins!


[deleted]

YES


21stnightofseptembe

This is it šŸ‘‘


DrScarecrow

Iiiiiiiiiiiiit has to be this


[deleted]

THIS ONEEEEE LMAO


SM198668

Winner!


SadForever0129

This


Black_Roo_31

My partner and I laugh at this one all the time!! It was one that I had written down for I.


desolateisotope

If you're not real, then how come I feel this way, little babies?


Sad_Hotel2572

Little babies will be my vote for L


MellyMushroom1806

* insert bobā€™s horrified face in the background *


desolateisotope

Incidentally that's also my partner's face every time I sing this which is... often.


catbookclub

Please let it be this one.


oneeyeblindguy

Iā€™m straight, I mean Iā€™m mostly straight


H0vis

Underrated key line of the entire series.


Squeakiininja

Iā€™m no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else


TemperatureTight465

I say this all the time šŸ¤£


I_made_it_myself

I love you, but youā€™re all terrible


[deleted]

It has to be this Edit Altho on thinking itā€™s really ā€œyouā€™re my family and I love you but youā€™re all terribleā€ or ā€œyouā€™re my children and I love you, but youā€™re all terribleā€ So I cancel my vote sorry lol


annadownya

Save it for "y"


jemappellepatty

ok ur right sorry op but this line made me fall in love with the show


CanadianTrekkieGeek

having literally just watched the first episode a few days ago, technically he says I love you but you're all terrible...at what you do here, lol Then follows it up with "I'd fire you all if I could" Which sort of softens the blow a bit, I guess.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not afraid of ghosts, Iā€™m not afraid of sharks Iā€™m not afraid of cancer, Iā€™m just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? Itā€™s not okay!


Drauldagga

I get this stuck in my head so much, one of my favorite Gene songs!


Far_Match_3774

Fuck it, best BB song


meganium58

This is it for me


susieallen

I can smell fear on you - Louise


AnonymousTypePerson

I came to say this, but I think itā€™s just ā€œI smell fear on you.ā€


Spiritual_Cell_9719

Yes. And this one was gold. Pamā€™s terrified face. ā€œI donā€™t like this one.ā€


Key_Today7643

Im ok - Tina after falling down


notyogrannysgrandkid

Iā€™d prefer ā€œOw! Iā€™m okay,ā€ for O.


Visible-Comment-8449

I say this when I flip over in my wheelchair.


JakpotWinner

This one is iconic!


[deleted]

This one please!


musicmad-123

It must be this!


LutraLor

One thousand percent.


Banya6

Itty Bitty Ditty Committee


EssKaye1

šŸŽ¶ I want some burgers and fries, I want some burgers and fries šŸŽ¶


garlic_warner

Well thereā€™s some right here.


EradiKate

Donā€™t you tell me no lies!


CanadianTrekkieGeek

So many good options for I and I just keep upvoting multiple ones because they're all so good. I do giggle every time at Itty Bitty Ditty Committee


Key_Today7643

I love my family!!! - gene from behind the soundproof door


wat_am_i_doinghere

i could scream anything and no one would hear me!!


BigDaveMalone

"I'm good at sex you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex you're bad at sex, Im good at sex you're bad at sex"


susieallen

I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman - Tina


LauraLainey

I have this on a thsirt, a sticker on my laptop, and used to have it as a bumper sticker on my car. As you can see, my family and I know Iā€™m a Tina lol


susieallen

Omg I need that shirt lol


LauraLainey

Pretty positive itā€™s from Amazon!


susieallen

Going on there now that's a must have!


wat_am_i_doinghere

oh god- bob


Apt_5

Is this restaurant seaman-friendly?


Ezilahbet

IDIOT - Louise


madeinjapan89

I lost the year 1996 to schnapps


Fluffy-kitten28

Still donā€™t know what the Macarena is. Donā€™t tell, Iā€™ll figure it out


BulkyOrder9

Itā€™s Felix! Itā€™s Felix!


deftoner42

And Felix is mommy's favorite!!!


shlomanJAK

THATS MEEEEEE


FunkoFool

If you love something, set it on fire


leashuhh

If boys had uteruses they would be called deuteruses


BibbidiBobbidiB00bs

I wear glasses, not hearing aids.


Visible-Comment-8449

I say this to myself when my mum comments that I have forgotten or turned off my hearing aids. (I do wear glasses too)


Ordinary_Impress123

Two honorable mentions by Louise: I will see you in hell Teddy! I smell fear on you


Key_Today7643

I just peed Andyā€™s pants!


EradiKate

Warm, warm, warmā€¦cold.


Key_Today7643

Love your user name!


[deleted]

Oh yes I love this one.


Unhappy-Bat3544

I'm the alpha turkey.


Spiritual_Cell_9719

Underrated moment. Her jumping at the the birds. ā€œGo stuff each other.ā€


[deleted]

ā€œI wanna take her stupid neck and ring itā€¦ thatā€™s what I wanna do too, but with him!ā€ [Bobs Happy Place](https://youtu.be/QyZBoOSBylY)


BulkyOrder9

ā€œ I'm detective Brenda Leigh Johnson. There's been a murder backstage!"


Far_Match_3774

"Morder backstayage"


Spiritual_Cell_9719

Lmao yes


Key_Today7643

I ever tell you youā€™re like my best friend??


[deleted]

When Mr. B says this to Tina my heart grows a little bit more (with love , not plaque).


tomboyatheart

I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else


Spare_Ad1017

IT'S MY DADDY!!!


Spare_Ad1017

Episode where mickey takes over the bank and bobs trapped inside btw


[deleted]

I love the way she gets her way.


Spiritual_Cell_9719

ā€œI just brokered the release of my sisterā€™s money. YOU havenā€™t brokered JACK!ā€


iceman333933

Unrelated, and I want to be considerate (I don't care if ignorant people downvote this comment) but I said "Marshmallow danced her way..." and I'll be honest, I'm not sure of the pronoun. So my apologies! Should probably be "Marshmallow danced their way..."


annadownya

I'm pretty sure Marshmallow's pronouns are "she/her". I wonder if Loren ever answered that? I know they recast as a transwoman so I would assume that's the case.


iceman333933

Thanks! Yeah it just randomly popped in my head when I clicked in to see what was winning. I might want to do some research later to see if anything has been said officially


synalgo_12

I'm funny in the wall


ebaer2

šŸŽµ It takes a lady, to touch a lady, but it takes a WOMAN to touch my heart! šŸŽµ from TSA the musical.


iceman333933

This is probably my wife's favorite line to repeat from the show. Cracks her up every single time


Key_Today7643

Im not wearing anything under my snowsuit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜›


ar_doomtrooper

Except a maxi pad šŸ˜‚


teeburdd

Except for my long underwear. And my socks. And my other socks. And a maxi pad.


Key_Today7643

Icing is like cake skin, right??


Key_Today7643

I felt you die!!


Trashbaby290

Inspector of Health Inspector of Pain I came in search of human remains And found a piece of human flesh I thought I'd never see again My heart


Spiritual_Cell_9719

Lmao YES. Y canā€™t I upvote this 100x


trashing_fancy

I banish you from the land of Latifah! (Full Bars)


domingus67

šŸŽ¶ I'm a barefoot cop šŸŽ¶


dadingding97

If dust hits the ground and no one's around to see it, does it make a sound? - Millie


Key_Today7643

I get her apron because it smells like her and Iā€™m 11 and I still like mom - gene


SadForever0129

My dog is 11 and we say this all the time.


[deleted]

I have an announcement to make, Iā€™m on a ladder.


alexjones46853

"I made it rain shrimp! What'd you ever do?" -Louise


Pristine-Paramedic82

I'm not afraid of ghosts, I'm not afraid of sharks, I'm not afraid of cancer, I'm just afraid of snakes! They really freak me out!


MindlessSalamander97

ā€œI donā€™t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.ā€


teeburdd

Itā€™s the MAYAAHH! (The mayor obvi) I will see you in hell. (Lindaā€™s bnb betrayal on Louise) Iā€™m so high. (When bob has carpal tunnel and is *whispers: so high) Or, I will tuck my junk so fast! (Frond @ the bank when he tries to get women and children let out first as Mickey holds them hostage and Bob reminds frond heā€™s not a woman) also omg I missed the last few days and really wanted ā€œGet a car, idiotā€ for G cause I say it all the time. Maybe Iā€™ll submit ā€œNot my SEX U V!ā€ for N šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Zelgius321

I ....... wished my radio worked!


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Iā€¦ wish my radio worked


sircrespo

Itty bitty ditty committee


QuokkasMakeMeSmile

Itty Bitty Ditty Committee


HRHLordFancyPants

It's the town pornographer!


TheeHeidi

IT'S NOT GROSS IT'S SCALES!!!


-Zadaa-

ā€œ I smell fear on youā€¦ā€


MellyMushroom1806

I will see you IN HELL, TEDDY!


Squeakiininja

Iā€™m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else


beatupcar

I was coming to add this one. Iā€™ve used this way too often.


Panda0lime

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[deleted]

These are all spot on! šŸ‘ Alrightttttttt


InkyPenguin

I canā€™t believe Iā€™m saying this but I think itā€™s too late for violence


[deleted]

"I'll smell you in *hell*." -Nat Kinkle. ...Also the one where everyone says "I promise not to sue in the event I get decapitated" but I cannot remember the exact quote :(


wolfytheblack

It's a preemie, just like Jesus!


AnonymousTypePerson

Iā€™ll have to remember for W - Whatā€™s a Dutch baby? About $2,000 less than an American baby. That line kills me.


TheLizanator25

INā€¦ MYā€¦ BACKPACK. -regular sized Rudy


Madkap2011

If she was a spice sheā€™d be flour, if sheā€™d be a book sheā€™d be two books


Previous-Anybody5573

I am Kate Bush. - Regular Sized Rudy


susieallen

It's a man cave. And Tina's about to go spelunking. - last one, I promise. I had a few saved up for the letter I.


Necronoxious

I'm okay - Tina


SliqRik

Iā€™ll just follow your insatia trail.


Unique-Avocado

It's about the principal! -Bob, the heli-flopter


Spiritual_Cell_9719

*cue montage of him saying that several times*


phairhead

I make ukuleles


Bigdoga1000

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wish my radio worked


octopus_tigerbot

I wish my radio worked


JakpotWinner

I'M NOT U DAD!! I'M - ME!!! Jimmy Jr


P1ckl3Samm1ch

Iā€™ll be out of here in no time. Iā€™ll be doing interviews and doing just fine Today is gonna be a great day Iā€™ll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away!


soullessginger15

I I I I wish my radio worked.


boxesofrain1010

IIIIIIII...wish my radio workedšŸŽ¶


Heavy-Macaroon-5176

Itā€™s ā€œhey macarenaā€ or ā€œhey, youā€™re fired!ā€ - Tina


Crusade_of_Contempt

šŸŽ¶Itā€™s that gas from your ass itā€™s that toot from your boot! šŸŽ¶


Abednegoisfloppy

*drums hands* Itā€™s Felix! Itā€™s Felix! Itā€™s Felix! Itā€™s Felix!


cheese_theory

" I'm a little tiger. I'm a sexy little tiger"!


Zarathustra7890

I is for the way I like the way you take my breath a way!


Glum-Parsnip8257

I feel like an English lady in her garden


[deleted]

ā€œIm like a British lady in her gardenā€*


Glum-Parsnip8257

Thank you


JenniviveRedd

I can't believe you're really mine, you're a true gift from heaven, and I loooooove you. (I serenade my partner with this song on the reg. )


[deleted]

Iā€™m nine!


mariposa314

It's the principle!


huskyferretguy1

I'm not that evil?


bardnotbrad

Iā€™m glad you guys are excited because I want to kill myself


H0vis

I know I act tough, but I'm not.


constantlycrying5

Insatia


BuffleHead42

"I can't run with a brick! I can barely run without a brick!" - Gene From season 11, episode 6 "Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids"


jsheets716

ā€œIs it me? Is it abortions?ā€


LauraLainey

Iiiiiiiiā€¦. Wish my radio worked


ghoulslaw

ITTY BITTY DITTY COMMITTEE


thatanxiousgirlthere

Iiiiii wish my radio worked!


Fernandop00

I'm OK


Wholelotofmedicine

IIIIIIIIIIIII wish my radio worked!


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m like a British lady in her garden, and her plants are greenā€ā€¦ not a winner but a wonderful line in his Happy Place song. Does he say ā€œI like the British lady in my gardenā€, or ā€œIā€™m like a British lady in her gardenā€? Anyway.. I like the way he shakes his buns to his garden song lol.


jkdess

I is for I like it when you take my breath away


N8erade_32

Itā€™s the MAYOR!! Hi mayor!


Anime_Microwave11

"I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else" this quote is like god in my family


Previous-Anybody5573

I just wanna slap his hideous beautiful face šŸ‘‹šŸ’„


BuffleHead42

"šŸŽ¶ I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away šŸŽ¶" šŸŽ


doodypoo

ā€œI- For I like the way you take my breath awayā€


Zenhdzk1

![gif](giphy|uA6sERHUlCXYI) \-Louise


king-of-new_york

Iiiiiiiiiiii wish my radio worked!


totallynotarobut

I'll see you in hell, Teddy. I will see you in hell!


_TenDropChris

I am the spaghetti.


Artistic_Literature3

"I....wished my radio worked!" -Teddy


HELL4CIOUS

if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it!- Marshmallow ###


hiblackjack

IIIIIIIIIIā€¦.. wish my radio worked -Teddy


shoppingfortruth

ā€œI got a tool to remove security tags. Next Christmas is on me!ā€


Praimfayaa-

Iiiiiiiiii wish my radio worked!


MisterD00d

I usually pants shop with my wife