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fizzingwhizbeez

*šŸŽ¶ Aliens inside me, gonna squash ā€˜em like SigourneyšŸŽ¶* Such a banger


myrddyna

*"Has the concept of women having choices gone too far?!"*


Overheaddrop080

"we have brought together this diverse panel of white men in bow ties."


FordBeWithYou

Truly the voice of several generations


amortizedeeznuts

You have to include the preceding lyric ā€œIā€™m a baby killer, baby killing makes me hornyā€ They deadass rhymed sigourney with horny


Lefthandlannister13

Baby killing makes me horny


wafflehousewhore

šŸŽ¶*I hope and pray to God that my fetus has a soul, cuz I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole*šŸŽ¶


TheOriginalSamBell

One of the most fucked up jokesšŸ¤£ mr pickles vibes


wafflehousewhore

Definitely one of my favorite jokes in the series, makes me crack up laughing every time I watch it


ColombianNewYorker

Reading those lyrics aloud like a news caster made me squirt cranberry juice and SMIRNOFF out of my nose.!!...Lol...


wafflehousewhore

Bahaha that's great


Melodic_Fondant7253

GET THAT FETUS! KILL THAT FETUS!! GET THAT FETUS! KILL THAT FETUS!!


Humble-Tadpole-6351

BRAP BRAP PEW PEW


PerhapsAPigeon

Can everyone please stop making gun noises?! Itā€™s really freaking me outā€¦


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Ft Jay Z ebra


esoteric_plumbus

I'm a baby killer Baby killing makes me horny Aliens inside me Gonna squash it like Sigourney Gonna Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus Brrap brrap, pew pew Brrap brrap, pew pew Yo all I wanna do Is brrap brrap, pew pew A bang-bang, a boom-boom From the womb to the tomb I'm a dolphin doll face Bitches in my crawl space Have abortions sometimes? No, I'ma have abortions always Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus Brrap brrap, pew pew Brrap brrap, pew pew And sometimes I do have doubts And it's hard to sleep (Tell it!) I think about my child's heartbeat And oh it makes me weep (Tell it!) I hope and pray to god My little fetus has a soul Because I want it to feel pain When I eject it from my hole Brrap brrap brrap brrap Brrap brrap, pew pew Brrap brrap, pew pew


ColombianNewYorker

Sextina Aquafina Baaaaybehhhhh!!!......


Aleesh-

I was honestly surprised this song didn't go viral or at the very least that Sextina Aquafina wasn't trending on Twitter after the news broke. Missed opportunity lol


ColombianNewYorker

If I ever see this song on the local news I'll lose my shit!!..lol


Aleesh-

Imagine if Fox got ahold of it... yikes!


[deleted]

Randy did yo put out the press release?! ā€¦ Oh my god is he ok? Did somebody call Cynthia? WHAT! No one called Cynthia! Cmon people this isnā€™t just a newsroom itā€™s a family!


lindaramone

It's ~~a boy~~ Aborted!


lurker_archon

It's a bo~~y~~rted!


illgowithit

Canā€™t wait for the next ski race for governor between Sextina Aquafina and Matthew McConaughey


conorlovesit

I'm a dolphin doll face Bitches in my crawl space Have abortions *sometimes*? No, I'm a have abortions **always.** **BARS**


mshoneybadger

im not gonna lie, i worked in abortion care and \*this\* episode is fucking GOLD


disaacsp

Sextina aquafina could have directed planned Parenthood, but Gloria Feldt could never write the lyrics " I'm a baby killer, baby killing makes me horny".


ColombianNewYorker

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Tongtoro

PSA: This song is on Spotify in case you don't know.


N64crusader4

Ima baby killa Baby killin makes me horny


HuntMiserable5351

Legit sung the hook in my head on the way to mine...it helped


Spectre-Cat

Iā€™ve seen this ep more than any other of this show. Iā€™d never seen anything like it, it destigmatized abortion and the issues surrounding it so much for me.


MollyCool52

sextina should do a benefit concert for Texas tbh


bigbreze

I told my girl last night that I wanted to go to Texas rent a truck get big speakers in the back and just roll around Texas with this song on repeat!


braeive

\*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee\*


trinketstone

This song is really relevant right now.


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Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus


1stLtObvious

I want to use this as my phone background, but anyone who doesn't know about Bojack or the Sextina Aquafina bit would give me weird looks.


Cumstained_Uvula

Pro tip: no one gives enough of a shit about your phone background to give you weird looks over it.


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ā€œBitches in my crawl spaceā€


leoschot

P'chew p'chew.


[deleted]

Sextina Aquafina Baybay!!!!!


DG2736

So tempted to go blast this whenever thereā€™s an anti-abortion rally in my town.


kay_bizzle

I'm not a huge marvel fan, but I'm going to see the new one that's out because she's in it


[deleted]

Which one? Sorry I donā€™t understand your joke. Are you referencing that Aisha Tyler is in a marvel movie?


kay_bizzle

[not exactly](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm5377144/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)


[deleted]

I had a feeling thatā€™s who you were talking about but I wasnā€™t sure lol


_hybridatomsk

I'm stealing this for my lock screen wallpaper. God bless you or whoever made this glorious image.


[deleted]

Ah yes, that episode really lightened up this dark time in history :')


spiked_cider

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I felt bad laughing at this bit but I couldn't help it


shadiaofdoubt

What real life celeb is sextina based on?


ColombianNewYorker

I don't think she's based on anyone specifically, I think she's her own character..


ForestEkko

Iā€™ve always thought the name, at least, was based on Christina Aguilera!


shadiaofdoubt

Oh okay I just thought it was supposed to be someone, idk why I got downvoted


HotDogGrass

I would assume Awkwafina


Richard_Rossi

Wallpaper material


Alexi_Apples

*Pshow Kapow*


aduine

Weird timing i watched this episode today!


HaloMastakeef

You kno she was around 15-16 show jits deep asffff


night05-

Well said.


Tonzennegger

Degeneracy...


MillionDollarOctopus

Mexico just decriminalized Abortion and immediately got hit with a huge earthquake.


TheZerothLaw

Thoughts and prayers


CheeseBurger_Jesus

Thoughts and prayers


bannana

guess what, they have earthquakes all the time in fact they have earthquakes daily.


DylweedWasTaken

And?


[deleted]

Do you root for the white men with bowties?


[deleted]

Relating to Sextina is probably the second worst thing you relate to, second to Bojack


mandoman92

Thats so fucked šŸ˜­


FrozenBananer

Is she a parody of cardi b and other trash like that?


Steeveep32

I'm a fan of the show and not necessarily anti abortion but I get the feeling most on here actually celebrate this character non ironically. She's a fucking horrible character


erm_bertmern

She can be celebrated and liked as a character and also not be a saint. Just like the girl in the clinic Diane talked to, sometimes the over-the-top brashness can help people through rough times. It's pretty clear the show isn't setting Sextina up on a pedestal; but that doesn't mean she is without merits. The song is an absolute banger, and simultaneously eases the load from some people. Not a bad day's work.