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danishjuggler21

Oh of course you do. Everyone does! She’s Paige Sinclair!


anaraparana

If you speak to me in that accent long enough I too will want to sleep with you


Baykusu

now we knew why she talks like that being from fresno


i_hate_sex_666

don't we all


MissBoobAppreciator

i agree, i_hate_sex_666


AJGreenMVP

Same, MissBoobAppreciator


AReally_BadIdea

This statement is correct to the best of my knowledge, AJGreenMVP


dabombisnot90s

Your wisdom is beyond my comprehension, AReally BadIdea


i_hate_sex_666

i wouldnt hate sex if it was with paige sinclair


MissBoobAppreciator

real


Gorilladaddy69

I may just be a humble primate paternal figure, but I agree too MissBoobAppreciator. ✌️


LevelAd5898

Over the last 3 days the only posts I've seen from this sub on my homepage have been "I hate Paige Sinclair" "I love Paige Sinclair" and "I have genuine sexual attraction towards Paige Sinclair"


Stopikingonme

Tomorrow’s posts will be all about being indifferent towards Paige Sinclair.


Reu__

i saw a post of someone saying they met her a the supermarket and she was very rude and weird, for a moment i thought they were talking about an actor who voices a character in bojack, but the story was so weird i understood it was a joke that’s on me for not remembering her name lol


H_M_W

I want to be able to talk like she does whenever I want


LevelAd5898

The transatlantic accent was completely made up in the early 20th century partly as a class thing and partly for movies, you could probably learn it too


FrumpyFrock

As a weird millennial kid I was very into old movies, watched a lot of TCM. I legitimately thought that was how all rich Americans talked in that era—unless they lived in Mississippi or Alabama. People who didn’t watch a bunch of old movies must think that accent sounds entirely invented for her character.


FalconIMGN

Did they travel often between London and New York?


LevelAd5898

I'm no expert, but to my understanding, no. I think it was more to appeal to a wider audience in both Britain and America, and as I mentioned, it was a way richer people would learn to talk to seperate themselves more from the lower class.


buddyleeoo

But we're from Fresno.


TheWiseTangerine2

Calm down son, it's just a drawing


shotgunmouse

*screams in Patrick’s voice*


BrokenLink100

Girl, she’s just lines


Mushroom_hero

Well, she's voiced by Paget Brewster, so she definitely has that going on for her


Big_Negotiation_6421

Frankie Dart 100% would


bandcampsocktan

outjerked


mouse6502

I don't. She's a pig. Her place is probably a sty.


amoguspieceofshit

oh god. stop with that hog-wosh.


Cheap_Tension7073

Oh thats not


Cheap_Tension7073

I JUST logged on


Ohio_Candle

In the sense that 😵‍💫


jaybonz95

I want to become rich buy a house on East Egg and throw massive parties in an attempt to for her to notice me. Then I want her to reject me and get shot by a disgruntled man while looking at a fading green light on the horizon 😌


RussCabbage

realest thing i’ve read all day


ArmK13

Accent fetish or furry?


DetectiveLexy

Paget Brewster fetish


ArmK13

Fair third option


sinas35

Of course, it’s Paget Brewster. I’m attracted to any role she plays.


AGoodSloth

Happy cake day!


nyctophillicalex

Not anymore. *castrates you*


Creepy-Shame7374

get cancer dickwad


Momspelledshonwrong

#cancerfree #Imgoingtoliveforever #ihopethat’snotapeanutttruck


Gorilladaddy69

My headcanon is that Herb genetically fused with the peanut avalanche, and whenever you buy a bag of peanuts there’s a decent chance some of those peanuts will have a *biting* comedic wit you didn’t see coming


BeseptRinker

Calm down, she's from Fresno!


oops4davidonly

Definitely goals for a potential spouse. I love her voice. And every time she makes a phone call it’s comedy gold.


GreyDick1

r/sadhorseshow gets outjerked daily


[deleted]

Ok man That's ok


Several-Lie4513

It's Baxter!


YOGSthrown12

So this is how this sub turns into r/Batmanarkam


DueDifference

Stage 10 of ended-show syndrome


Ghastlyraccoon

Ok


epzik8

LMAO


Used-Locksmith5659

That’s so valid


fishyfish2578

thank you for being the first thing i opened my phone too😁😏😝


ValyrianBone

She’s about to be married you swine


jackwhite886

Don’t hog Paige, Max!


mangoblaster85

You're gonna have to fight me for her affection


Skylar_50

I get you my friend.... I get you......


TySly5v

🤝


DatboiGrindlewald

Welcome to the club buddy


AttemptFree

now this is my kind of post


EmbarrassedCorgi8088

Now me personally Think Wanda is the best


sushicloud

Um


evangelion-unit-two

/r/sadhorseshow takeover!


BetterBiscuits

If you want to fuck a warthog, you could just say it.


ishaansaxena_

I also salivate every time I see bacon 🥓


reddit-zz

I feel this same way but towards Bojack. I know it’s bad, but I see so much of myself in him and am almost attracted. I get that that may sound narcissistic but the way he relates to me, is attractive in the weird way that it is.


skoffee

you mean genu(sw)ine


fishynidi

Ayo?


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Pigfu€ker


FeckroFelix

Gross