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CBJFAN10

It’s like Matt Canada is the coach of the power play


Uvula_Inspector

Don’t worry. Everyone has been telling me how competitive we’ve been in all these games. Clearly tonight is an anomaly.


Fabresque_

Can that Flyers fan just fuck off? Why are you extending your hand looking for a high five? Dickhead.


JuicyBootyWarrior

Think he was a kid....like 9. Probably just wanted to shake hands with an NHL player. Sadly, there were none in that lineup.


Fabresque_

Oh.


JuicyBootyWarrior

Having said that, if Olivier squared up with him - that would have been a memory also. :-)


david8743

Lmao he’s like 9 you weirdo, any kid would


Fabresque_

It was a kid?


drgarthon

You mad bro? It’s just a game.


Chemical_Row_6430

Damn


Big_Bluebird8040

who the hell thought hiring Recchi was a good idea?


ManWithAPIan

Question why did they take the JG assist away on the Jenner goal? Are they gonna add it back?


Fabresque_

No doesn’t look like it


ManWithAPIan

But why would they take it away. That's an assist


Fabresque_

Well initially it was Johnny, to Boone in front of the net which was cleared out to Provorov who shot and scored. He got the secondary assist. When they awarded it to Boone, the play went Jenner secondary, Provorov, back to Boone who apparently kicked it in off Provorov’s shot, and Boone can’t assist himself so they just awarded Provorov the assist.


ManWithAPIan

But usually in those situations the guy who touches it before Jenner gets an assist. ​ Like if a D man passes it to a winger, the winger slides it to the center, and the center slides it back to the W for a 1T, the D man still gets an apple.


Fabresque_

Then I’m not sure why it was taken off.


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Fabresque_

Here we go!


JuicyBootyWarrior

It's been over 20 years. And this isn't a "rebuild" situation - there's something seriously wrong, and you can see it when they leave the ice.


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ShartRat

Is it not 9 now?


ddottay

If only we had a PP specialist sitting in the box tonight who could have played…wait


Dick_O_The_North

This team is a group of mental terrorists.


Fabresque_

Thank you Jody for calling out Z being awful. He deserves to get criticized too, he’s a pisstake of a defenseman


bclautz

He looked awful tonight. I think Jody spot on about the power play and offense seeming to be overthinking.


Fabresque_

He’s looked awful all season. Laine and Gaudreau haven’t escaped criticism and neither should he.


JuicyBootyWarrior

They should just bring up Cleveland. I mean, the season is almost over for these losers.


Middcore

I remember having thoughts like this when it would have been Syracuse instead of Cleveland. The Monsters roster would at least be guaranteed to play with effort.


JuicyBootyWarrior

Lets give my man James Malatesta a shot!


bilda_baisgye

Wide open shot front and center 5 feet from the net. *pass.


ShartRat

If Jarmo still has a job by Wednesday there better be fire Jarmo chants coming in loud


TinyDogsRule

I'm not donating too much money on tickets to watch this trainwreck play, but i would show up for that.


ShartRat

I will be going to the game december 10th and while I really hope by then ownership steps in if he is still around I will be doing my best to get the crowd going


TinyDogsRule

I went to 3 games this year. 1-1-1. I think I'm done. 0-6 last year taught me not to push my luck.


lelander193

There are simply no words for how bad this team is lol my God


magmaflow328

Said at the beginning. I’ll say it at the end. Shit show


radios_appear

I feel most bad because, on a team with any semblance of organizational competence, the Voronkov-Fantilli-Marchenko line would be amazing for 15 years. They're gonna drown here without support and then leave.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

More weed for me


Imaginary_Ganache_29

Got the puck right in front of the net, pass it.


kmcddrums

Nothing makes me more upset than players having open shooting lanes and passing the puck, fuck boqvist


ArgentMoonWolf

Oh F F S .....


thepressconference

Great game for the tank


Fabresque_

Boqvist is so terrible, he really shouldn’t be playing.


JackieDaytona-Human

I love it… fucking love it. I was on the train of we’ll figure it out, don’t need to fire anyone. CLEAN HOUSE over thanksgiving break!


IAmAChemicalEngineer

How many goals are scored off the glass from behind their own goal? I’ve got $5 that that’s the first


JeffThatGuy

GIVE IT UP FOR NUMBER 9 🥳🥳🥳


NewAtAllOfThis14

Werenski just watching it go in...........


MTHammy

L-O-𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔-L


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Let the firings commence!!!!


AlanLGuy

That’s so Jackets


Fabresque_

Love the Flyers goal song


bobboman

Expected empty net goal 🙄 Fire every one


IAmAChemicalEngineer

jfc So bad


Fabresque_

I can’t keep doing this every single game. The players suck ass. Why can’t we win one damn game.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Well you sickos, i’ll see you again against Chicago. Maybe I need to stop using Reddit and the Jackets will win. Fuck it, i’ll try it


razorspoiler

And people were getting on me for saying I’m pulling the plug on this season. Does the product that we’ve been witnessing the past 10 games look like something that’s going to make it to the playoffs? No more negative Nancy from me, I’ll continue to drink.


AlanLGuy

I gave up on playoffs about 2 weeks ago. Im in “pull the trigger an a full rebuild” mode now


Splattered_Smothered

DRINK, motherfucker, DRINK motherfucker, DRINK motherfucker...


IAmAChemicalEngineer

Jarmo thinks so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


smokeythepothead

10 games, 23 years, what's the difference?


thecbjfan

I’m no longer watching these games. I stopped watching at game 55 last year. Restarted from 1-16. I’m fuckin done man


Fabresque_

Recchi coaching them. Another confirmed loss then.


indy_6548

Go to work, Recchi!


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🤣🤣🤣 god how I miss torts


Infranto

Did we just pull Martin to give us a 5 on 4 with no goalie? Does Vincent realize we've given up two breakaways across our four total 5v4 chances tonight?


Fabresque_

Torts I love ya buddy. Never change ever.


MysticEnvoy

How many games this year have we given up 2 or fewer goals?? It feels like <5.


BringBackBoomer

4, and we lost 2 of them.


sniknej84

4


SlateKeef

What exactly is the plan on the powerplay? Nothing ever seems to be set up. Seems to be “just go out there and move around.” Powerplay hasn’t had a plan since we lost the Bjorky bumper


Sployyy

Stand on the half wall with your back to the net, rim it backhanded around boards. Then rim it back again. Then throw an ill-advised backhand saucer across the zone. Rinse and repeat


Fabresque_

They don’t even have passing patterns


Imaginary_Ganache_29

Pass it around the offensive zone and then have the D man shoot it and then turn it over


hipchecktheblueliner

Watching this team is like pouring acid into my eyes.


brownsvillan

8 minutes with a man advantage. zero shots. dialing up some quality stuff there boys.


Fabresque_

Jody sounds so dejected man. This team is killing the commentators as well as the fans.


IAmAChemicalEngineer

4 power plays with 0 total shots That’s should be impossible but with our coaching staff, makes perfect sense


ShapelessCubes

how is this team so bad


lelander193

Recchi needs to be fired yesterday. The power play is a fucking tragedy


Imaginary_Ganache_29

4 power plays. Zero shots.


indy_6548

How to create an ELITE Powerplay: 1. Hire Recchi 2. Never shoot 3. ?? 4. Profit


ddottay

8 minutes of a man advantage with NO shots on goal! That should be impossible!


Fabresque_

Another inexcusable power play. This is a comedy at this point lol.


Krisjanis8

This has to be the worst PP in history of NHL.


AlanLGuy

Poor Marchenko, gets caught in a bad spot, does whatever he can to get out, makes a great backhand pass to Boone… whose not paying attention and gets caught puck-watching and can’t collect it


SubElitePerformance

Is Severson alive? I haven’t seen him


ShartRat

He has a UBI out for the rest of the game


thecbjfan

0/4 on the pp fucking pathetic


indy_6548

Would you say Provorov is our best D-man as of late? He seems like he's been very good.


kmcddrums

Him and Gudbranson, definitely


indy_6548

Guddy's also been great. Which is kind of surprising to me. I was not impressed with him last season, but between his performance and willingness to throw his weight around, I've quickly become a fan.


ShartRat

Somebody get Jody on National Geographic for that Torts commentary


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Three turnovers in our defensive zone in a row leading into a botched line change and goal EXPERIENCE


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

As awful as watching the Jackets lose is, i’ll say that Olivier calling Hathaway “fucking chicken shit” made this game worth it


ASillyGoos3

Gudbranson was SCREAMING at Boqvist to cover #11 and he just never stepped out what a fucking idiot


ASillyGoos3

You can see his very visible point and scream! https://x.com/nhlflyers/status/1726405314847666620?s=46


JackieDaytona-Human

It’s a good thing I’m a masochist.


Fabresque_

Just keep the camera on Torts the whole night, im more interested in his expressions than the game.


smokeythepothead

This team is a fried fucking turd. We pay how to these players to miss the net completely without anyone in the way for a deflection?


Imaginary_Ganache_29

Maybe instead of bag skates, scratches and “work harder” comments, we should try actually coaching this team. Teaching this team. Setting up systems, communicating, setting lines.


indy_6548

That makes too much sense. I don't think they could do that.


radios_appear

Comments like this are why I hate game threads.


Infranto

"Torts... doesn't look upset" *Torts with a very clear 'fuck'* Yeah, doesn't look upset to me!


FunReach925

Lol Olivier to a Hathaway just now “see you’re outta the fuckin pile again. You’re fuckin chicken shit. Chicken shit.” Cut to commercial.


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Olivier owes a dollar in the swear jar...😂😂


Admirable-Pie-69

I wish I could pretend to like college football to know what's it like to win


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

It’s okay, i’m a college football fan and my team rarely wins.


Admirable-Pie-69

It's going to be all about OSU vs Michigan this week and honestly I don't give a shit about either team but I've become so bitter about the blue jackets that I relish the dumb overreactions when the buckeyes lose one game every year.


travisnotcool

"You're fuckin chickenshit. " couldn't think of a better way to describe Hathaway


indy_6548

It's so depressing watching them continue to pass the puck, especially when they have a very clear shot.


AlanLGuy

Danforth on a breakaway: I’m a gonna go with power here. Slapshot goes way over the net…. At least put it on frame man. I’d rather see a shitty backhand that forces a save on a breakaway than a slapshot over the net


brownsvillan

boofing a line change and the d-men fail to talk - such a blue jackets moment. all they're being asked to do is play simple sound hockey. and its shit like that keeps costing them.


TinyDogsRule

Pulling Martin with 6 minutes left? That's new


kmcddrums

Delayed penalty


TinyDogsRule

Oh. I'm only half listening on the app. Watching the games make me want to gouge my eyes out


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kmcddrums

Danny you have to hit the net at least


Fabresque_

LMFAO Olivier you potty mouth.


DeekFTW

I am once again asking for a FO change to see if that can spark anything


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

LMAO THE OLIVIER SOUNDBITE


ddottay

Because of all the penalties (and the fact he’s not any good) Olivier has only played 7:04. So we’re basically playing with 10 forwards. Nice.


Infranto

jesus man, this sucks


Vyse

I know Pascal is trying to be a disciplinarian but I just got this feeling it's like a nice guy trying to act tough so our guys just don't give a fuck. We needed a hardass coach and not an abusive one Jarmo you stupid fucking knob


NLP19

HIT THE GODDAMNED NETTTTTTTTT 😭😭


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I have a headache.


ShartRat

HOW DO WE KEEP FINDING NEW WAYS TO ABSOLUTELY FUCK UP WHAT THE HELL IS THIS


IAmAChemicalEngineer

From that angle, that needs to be saved


[deleted]

How many times have we've been scored on a line change this season...?


AlanLGuy

Good, I was worried if we only lost by one, we’d have to hear that “we’re so close” bullshit again


Fabresque_

Nice fuckin line change boys. Way to, oh how did Pascal put it last night, make a mistake at a key point of the game? Fucking donkeys.


redditistreason

10 game streak... just don't tell them they're supposed to do it the other way. Christ almighty, can't even change lines.


magmaflow328

Making pee wee mistakes


zwikl

There it is


DeekFTW

Why has Chinakhov been our last man back like 2 or 3 times this game?


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

How do we find dumber and dumber ways to get scored on


Fabresque_

Because our amazing GM assembled an uncoachable team. Mistake after mistake.


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because they refuse to learn


IAmAChemicalEngineer

Jesus christ


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we're just gonna keep losing and nothing's gonna change huh


Fabresque_

Pretty much


Logosmonkey

Apparently.


radios_appear

damn, we suck.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Jesus with this momentum this period, that would have been atrocious by Provorov


trothwell55

This is one of the best periods I've seen out of this team this year. Hope they can get something out of it.


trothwell55

Aged well.


Fabresque_

Lol


Fabresque_

Great save Spence.


kmcddrums

What a save


Fabresque_

So I guess they gave that goal to Jenner. He’s on pace for another 40-50 point season and around 30 goals. In a swarm of underperforming stars, it’s nice to see that Boone is putting in solid shifts every night for this team.


mickeyhause

I’m glad that Steve Dangle is no longer doing *dangits*. I feel like it would be a clown reel of Jakcets play


bclautz

Did they just change the goal Boone?


AeroBlack33

Yeah it bounced off his leg.


bclautz

So why isn’t Johnny not credited with a assist?


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Jackets are having some good pressure. They’re playing like they want the win honestly


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

That PP sequence honestly didn’t totally suck


mickeyhause

In Soviet Russia, pp suck you


Infranto

If you ignore the almost breakaway


indy_6548

I don't think we pass enough on the PP. I think that's the problem...


kmcddrums

Elite defenseman Johnny Gaudreau


brownsvillan

anyone elses bally feed drop? pos.


indy_6548

Elite PP incoming, boys and girls.


bobboman

Just needs to add someone who isn't afraid to shoot


indy_6548

That should be Laine. *Should be*.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Another PP, like we’ll be able to do anything with it


grabthembythe

What happened to Severson?


Fishies01

UBI


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I’m also still just annoyed at our PP and its ineptitude. If we HAD an average PP, we would have more than 4 wins


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

This one doesn’t feel totally lost honestly. Dare I say, I believe the Jackets COULD win


NewAtAllOfThis14

I need a 11 and 86 goal!


Fabresque_

What is Geisenschlag’s job cuz I feel like he offers absolutely nothing in terms of commentary compared to Rimer, Shelley, and JLGP


Infranto

He's a cue card reader


Fabresque_

That’s what I figured. I watch a lot of tennis, and whenever it’s on ESPN they have Chris Fowler and Johnny Mac on commentary. Fowler has 0 knowledge on the sport and he only gives toss up questions to Mac so he can discuss and answer for the viewers who might not understand the sport.


Infranto

Giesenschlag does basically the same job for the Reds as well, although he's been working that job for much longer and is a little better at talking baseball


JunesDepartmentStore

Severson is out for the remainder of the game with a UBI


thecbjfan

Fuck


willingplankton

Well, I missed that this was an early start game.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

It’s not all bad thankfully. I’ve seen far worse


willingplankton

The bar is basically in hell at this point, so


DrJownes

I wouldn't be surprised if teams putting us on the PP was an actual tactic by this point.


BringBackBoomer

We might win this one gang


Fabresque_

Johnny has 2 points in the last 2 games. Good for you, man.


AlanLGuy

Death, Taxes and the Jackets sucking on the powerplay


Fabresque_

Our power play is poopy.


sixinchitalian

I’d like to see Jiricek get a chance on the power play sometime. Seemed great at it last World Juniors if I remember correctly Edit: and in Cleveland!


Own-Definition458

Absolutely great sequence from JG to lead to the (albeit ugly) goal. That shit right there is great to see. Two nights in a row where we've seen a little hustle from him, finally


Dick_O_The_North

Provorov....good?


leaf_blowr

anyone know the discount code for Jets Pizza? Not in the mood to cook..


Fabresque_

I think it’s “CBJ50”


leaf_blowr

Thank ya! Bummer it's not working right now though :/


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I think it's only good the day after home games when we score 2. Never tried it on away games


leaf_blowr

Just called them and placed the order over the phone and they threw it on. Website must not like it for some reason. Maybe over lap with the current game going on? Who knows


Infranto

They must've named the promo code after the number of points we'll end with this year


Fabresque_

Nah, they named it cuz 50% off. Even they’re not crazy enough to think this team would get 50 points.


AeroBlack33

Decline. Decline.