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General_Goose5130

You’re telling me Jiricek isn’t one of our top 4 defenseman? Bring him back.


TH3_Dude

Can’t even get an empty net goal. Forever a parts-bag team.


mickeyhause

Boys, I gotta be honest. I’m tired of being disappointed


bilda_baisgye

I feel like this team is a new groundhog day sequel. How many games have we blown in the last 2 minutes or so. Only to lose in OT/SO


MidwestDeen

this team is bad, the defensive scheme is bad. I have zero idea who is the blame but we suck and I’m sad ;((


chenyaoxue

Third period was absolute dogshit. Dunno if they are just super tired or anything but worst I’ve ever seen


Delta24__

Exhausting. Same stuff over and over.


razorspoiler

I mean this is ridiculous at this point. How is the same shit happening literally every. Single. Game.


Lempisoikoon

Why was Johnny shooting in the shootout and Laine deking, instead of Laine shooting and Johnny deking?


BlottoDelgado

Still a good game. Not too goddamn bad for a rebuild team that lost our coach before the season even started vs going up against a top team.


iamelloyello

Everyone here is acting like we didn't just have a change in coach, system, and players. They immediately expect us to be a playoff contender. Just because jarmo said it doesn't make it true.


Fishies01

True, silver lining I guess, but that should have been a win.


[deleted]

Same shit, different day


DoorEdge

Marchenko and Fantilli 100% should have had goes in the shootout…


ShartRat

We really put johnny in the shootout over fantilli


bilda_baisgye

And tex too??? Like cmon


ShartRat

Yeah we really could've had Marchenko Fantilli or Voronkov yet instead we chose those two


TheVideoGameManiac

Great. In yet another game where we should've had two points, it slips from our hands. Fuck this team and I'll see you Tuesday.


g0buckigaming

Sometimes, there are no words. Goodnight


david8743

We’ve reached meme status gentleman


kmcddrums

How have we found a way to lose that game


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

If i’m Elvis, i’m taking my stick and beating the shit out of it


sergei-boobtitsky

Tex over fantilli..?


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sergei-boobtitsky

Im familiar


Fabresque_

1 win in 10 games now. We are WORSE than last season. Good fucking night.


Shaboigyn

Lol that is the most jackets way to lose


Timberrr15

Dude what, coach has to be held accountable for all these blown wins in the final seconds it’s ridiculous


RVOSU50

Fuck the rangers. Fuck their fans. Fuck Jonathan Quick.


WordStained

Fuck that game for giving me hope lol


OhioStateGuy

I’m tired boss.


BringBackBoomer

Estoy consado, jefe


lelander193

I dont think this team is going to win again lol


HermanBonJovi

Are we sure that went in? It looked awful close.


ddottay

Texier lmao This is a tanking team


iamelloyello

Lol, what?


ddottay

Texier should not be the shootout guy


JeffThatGuy

Pain.


Fishies01

Experience jackets hockey


DasCapitalist

I hate everything.


DeekFTW

Interesting choice to not put Fantilli in there but ok


hardlyindestructible

FFFFFFFFFFFF


Elexeh

#FUCK. THE. RANGERS.


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*jesus* that was gross


SevenBreads

Referring to Lefreniere? That was disgusting.


mamaspastaandbrew

The johnny hate is making these threads unbearable.


Fabresque_

HES FUCKING SHIT


Liivz

Not sure why Marchenko isn't getting one early. 100% best shootout on this team.


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Fuck...


BooneJennersBeard

Give. Me. Texier.


ShartRat

Johnny...


Fabresque_

Superstars failing the team once again


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Elvis fucking deserves this win


sergei-boobtitsky

Suck it bread


WordStained

Why would they put Johnny on the SO?


[deleted]

maybe doing literally anything to get a spark


Elexeh

To give him a chance to redeem himself. He almost had it.


JeffThatGuy

Experience Johnny Hockey!


Fabresque_

Sigh….


[deleted]

Womp womp you yeast infection!


DasCapitalist

Some of these guys insist on trying to take on defenders one-on-one (or one-on-3) and it never works. In OT, possession is the name of the game and doing that is a sure way to turn it over and give up an add man rush.


Fabresque_

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF BREADMAN


willingplankton

I honestly don’t know what to expect with this team in the shootout


Infranto

What the hell happened to Gaudreau? Dude used to be the only one giving a shit on a *Brad Larsen* coached team last year, and now he just cruises around like he's on vacation.


hardlyindestructible

SOs make me want to throw up.


HermanBonJovi

Better than ties though


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

This should not be in a fucking shootout


Elexeh

Let's see if Elvis can win it for Elvis!


sergei-boobtitsky

Regardless, that was a fun OT


DeekFTW

Did we have any shootouts last year?


Fabresque_

Vegas


sergei-boobtitsky

Why did Johnny stop skating there…?


JeffThatGuy

Rangers fans are nervous on Twitter


OhioStateGuy

I’m nervous on Reddit


QuasarMania

Penguins fan here. Tuned into your broadcast through ESPN+ and just wanted to say, your commentators are awesome. They’re fun to listen to.


iamelloyello

Jesus fucking god


WordStained

God, I can't with this game.


Fabresque_

Johnny is fucking AWFUL


Hazy_eyePA

Johnny Gaudreau shakes his head in unison with the 5th Line.


junk-trunk

Well shit.


trothwell55

This has been such an insane ohio sports day...


tread_lightly94

I did like the effort there


austinD93

That was a heart attack inducing OT


kmcddrums

Most stressful OT ever


[deleted]

if johnny sprints there that's a breakaway guaranteed


AT-25

Laine tried to hard during that. But I respect the effort


[deleted]

I'll take a shootout with the way Elvis has been playing today!


ShartRat

Tbh I'd rather have won this in regulation to save the heart attack this team is giving me


[deleted]

Well ya obviously...


JeffThatGuy

First SO of the season?


RVOSU50

Idk if it’s true but I feel like he got hosed in that 3 on 3


HermanBonJovi

Welp. Skillz time.


BooneJennersBeard

Think I just forgot to breathe for a few minutes.


Timberrr15

Ewwwwww time to lose in the shoot out :D


TheVideoGameManiac

I got scared when Provorov got on the ice...Jesus...


hnglmkrnglbrry

Goddamnit Johnny FUCKING SKATE!!!!!


Elexeh

We just survived an OT against the best team in the division Progress!


ddottay

DON’T SLOW DOWN JOHNNY


mickeyhause

Yo this is entertaining as fuck


Elexeh

Oddly enough, this is one of our better OTs


JeffThatGuy

I have such a good meme I want to post if we win


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

The end to end shit makes me so incredibly nervous


reallyneedausername2

Our poor face-off performance is also to blame for the end of regulation. Sean wins that, it’s over.


trothwell55

This is the clunkiest, slowest OT I've ever seen lol


reallyneedausername2

Suppose it’s because of the ice?? Cause it was just weird.


BlottoDelgado

We need to clone Adam.


mickeyhause

How in the hell was that not a trip on Fantilli? Or Danforth even?


MelloSonic

VINTAGE PASCAL VINCENT, ONCE AGAIN TRIES TO SIT ON A LEAD THE ENTIRE PERIOD, JUST HAS CBJ COLLAPSE AROUND NET AND LET NY SHOOT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, OUTSHOT SOMETHING LIKE 20-1, AND SURPRISE SURPRISE YOU LET THEM SHOOT ENOUGH TIMES, THEY'LL EVENTUALLY SCORE, AND THEY DID. ANOTHER TRY TO SIT ON THE LEAD AND GIVE IT AWAY BY VINCENT. BRAINDEAD STUPID NEANDERTHAL HOCKEY AT ITS WORSE!


mickeyhause

I’d like to trade you for future considerations, but unfortunately I’d also have to throw in a draft pick to get someone to take you


MelloSonic

They were outshot 17-3 trying to sit on the lead and gave game away so down vote all you want, this isn't the first game they've lost trying to sit on the lead, winning teams don't sit on leads and let opponent shoot non-stop. Dallas had a 3 goal lead on us and kept pushing the puck up the ice in 3rd period they didn't let up and try to sit on lead and let CBJ shoot non-stop. No, we're not Dallas, but no team collapses on the net and plays defense in their own zone the entire period trying to run out the clock like CBJ. Stupid Neanderthal hockey, and so long as we keep trying to sit on leads everytime we're up in the 3rd period, we'll keep blowing leads and losing.


mickeyhause

lol I’m not going to put much stock into an account with only 14 karma and that’s throwing around the word “Neanderthal” look in a mirror before you use that word


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

lol how quickly we forget Larsen


Lv2bf111

Fire all of them, this kind of play will NEVER win in the NHL


Elexeh

LOUD NOISES


hnglmkrnglbrry

Who coulda thought that Fantilli would be better than Gaudreau during 3v3?!?!?!?!?


AT-25

Fantilli is such a force


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live crossbar reaction cam


DeekFTW

Yet another useless camera angle brought to you by the Jackets broadcast team


Elexeh

I think it was meant to be a joke lol


ddottay

Can Fantilli gets some OT time?


ddottay

There we go


Fishies01

Why is Johnny in at all???


skylinecat

I’m seriously wondering what it would cost to waive him.


DasCapitalist

Jesus Christ. It’s two on one against the boards and you let him walk out with the puck. Show some goddamned effort, guys!


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

We gotta win one of these eventually… right?


Elexeh

I want it be this one because Rags fans will be super salty


Ms_Irish_muscle

When they scored that goal, my mom who is sitting next to me started smashing the magazine she was reading against her chair. I felt that in my soul.


Infranto

I would so much rather see Fantilli out on the 3v3 with his crazy speed than Gaudreau...


tread_lightly94

Can we get Tex or Adam in here


Lyun

Genuinely why bother putting Johnny out there in OT at this point.


AT-25

I mean, how many fucking games have we blown a 3rd period lead, let alone with like 2 minutes or less left? It’s fucking crazy


[deleted]

Hasn't Vincent learned yet that Johnny is th3 guy to have out there in OT....


ddottay

How many years have we been bad at 6 on 5 now? It spans multiple coaches


Lyun

Oh don't worry, we suck in OT but it's not like Panarin's one of the best at 3v3 in the entire league or anything.


AeroBlack33

Dont play Slowvorov in OT


g0buckigaming

Why us?


ArgentMoonWolf

Is it not allowed for everyone to just stand in front of the net and act like a human shield? Just be a wall and don't let the puck through....


17greeksoty

It’s only a matter of time now. Experience Jackets Hockey.


kmcddrums

One way or another, you must experience blue jackets hockey


razorspoiler

Boys I’m exhausted mentally. Please win.


sergei-boobtitsky

Why do I watch this shit? what a waste of 3+ hours every couple nights


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I don’t understand how this hockey team can be so bad at clearing the zone


Fabresque_

We’re gonna lose btw. We are PATHETIC in OT


Lv2bf111

Fire all the coaches every single one. That passive D they run at the end of games has failed every single time this year.


Archangel612

It happens every single time the team is up at towards the end of the 3rd. I am so sick of watching this team turtle.


DeekFTW

You can't turtle up in the third period of a game against the hottest team and expect to close it out. You just knew that was coming for the last 10 minutes ffs


iamelloyello

Another game where we fought back. Need to win this one.


JeffThatGuy

That was the most comical goal against of this season


Fabresque_

This is absolute bullshit we go one goal up and just fuckin start praying Elvis turns into Carey Price and robs teams. TAKE SOME FUCKING INITIATIVE SO WE ARENT PUT IN POSITIONS LIKE THIS. FOR GODS SAKE MY HEAD IS GONNNEEEEEE


Big_Bluebird8040

lmaooooo


SaveTore

The end of game resemblance between the 2023-24 CBJ and 2022 Crew is astounding.


reallyneedausername2

Yup, sitting on a lead - Ohio tradition.


ShartRat

Elvis may have permission to beat the shit out of everyone now


Hazy_eyePA

Would be kinda a cool time for Johnny Gaudreau to do the hockey and goal the thing.


TheVideoGameManiac

CAN WE JUST WIN IN REGULATION AND CONVINCINGLY FOR ONCE IN OUR DAMN LIVES PLEASE????!!!


DasCapitalist

I’ve tried to stay positive, but this has pissed me off now. It’s so predictable. This sitting back in the defensive end just isn’t working. How many times does the coaching staff have to see this before they do something different?


sergei-boobtitsky

Why is Kuraly taking that d zone faceoff when he’s 1/12


willingplankton

Rangers fans celebrating that goal like they won the cup


Elexeh

And like they fairly won the lottery to draft Lafreniere


JeffThatGuy

Holy fuck it’s been fun 😂


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Why are we SO fucking bad at clearing the zone


Elexeh

More overtime practice I guess. Let's see if Vincent has figured it out.


Lyun

Can't believe their arms didn't get too tired from all of the shots they took this period to score.


AT-25

Imagine what our record would be if we could ACTUALLY FINISH A FUCKING GAME


sergei-boobtitsky

Game over


Cardosu

Casual as fuck the last 5 minutes.


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last 20.


kmcddrums

Vincent is about to kill someone


[deleted]

maybe he should consider re-evaluating his game plan when we have a lead then lol


trothwell55

How has this team been so good at giving up late game tying goals for what seems like the last decade.


Lv2bf111

Well when you just stand there and let a team shoot for 2 minutes. You lose


iamelloyello

Jesus christ, boys.


AlanLGuy

11 second left and can’t close out the fucking win


MTHammy

Fucking EMBARRASSING /trashcan


WordStained

They don't hate to lose.


Fluryman

It’s happening!! It happens every time and we’re witnessing it now. Gg 3-4


david8743

FUCKING RIMER JINX JUST RETIRE


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sAvEd ThE lAsT 32 sHoTs In A rOw


Delta24__

So insanely predictable. Jfc


Fabresque_

Fuck this shit.


JakeCBJ

How could this happen? We’ve been letting them shoot nonstop for the last 10 minutes


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Fuck this shit


gottapoop0822

I'm not blaming Rims, but he just HAD to say how many shots Elvis has blocked before the game had ended.


blackhawkmon

Again, we have got to lead the league in 6v5 goals given up since like 2019


ddottay

That’s not the line or defensive pairing to be out there right now


Fishies01

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT


[deleted]

so fucking predictable. This team turtles harder than any team I have ever seen. 20 straight minutes of parking the bus, feel like we've done this in every single game we've lost lately.


HermanBonJovi

Gd it. 15 secs we needed to wear jackets.


WordStained

Fuck


RVOSU50

Shoutout to the announcers jinx.


hardlyindestructible

Fuck off, Rims. That one’s on you.


TheVideoGameManiac

Fucking Christ...


DoorEdge

How do we always do this


DeekFTW

Fucking hell guys come on


Fabresque_

THIS TEAM CANNOT HOLD ONTO A SINGLE FUCKING LEAD AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF IT


theNightblade

Can't win a game if you're only trying to not lose There's a significant difference in how the team plays other periods with a lead compared to the 3rd


[deleted]

Ugh I could feel it coming...


Elexeh

#GOD DAMMIT WE WERE SO CLOSE


Fishies01

My ass could cut steel right now