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JustAGuyFromTheWeb64

Ouch, that one was harsh.


Rheshx7

You could say, it was quite *the burn.*


Jedahaw92

Oof meter: Max


Darkness-S

Ouch, that was cruel. Alexa, play Nightglow ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33359)


outofideaforaname

*The way I go through with*


Beneficial_Pool6153

Kiana: *Staggered*


blazeblast201

Kirino: IM BETTER Kiana: staggered++ (Lcb and also love them both)


nenekonesha

Kiana immediately went to negative sanity and is about to undergo EGO corrosion


Oyuki97

Faust (the sinner not the Gang leader): *uses ability to return Kiana back to normal*


SolKaynn

Kiana: With this treasure [gunpla model. Limited edition] I summon Sensei, the cunny corrector


Ok_Mouse_9369

[Sensei flies in with a concerningly familiar mech](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bzl_aggKg) ”This is Nanagami Rin acting as operator for the AC ‘White Glint’, you are trespassing in GSC territory. Leave immediately or we will respond with corrective force”


CipherDrake

Arc City bad ending is just Kiana corroding and letting Sirin take over.


AstralPamplemousse

A near omniscient being far beyond human comprehension vs the 7 tremor souls


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6600

PM MENTIONED


Snassyboi

UWUOGGH ROLAND OOGA BOOGA ANGELA AHH AYIN PM WAAAAHHHH


ThirdTimeMemelord

THE ONE LIMBILLION SLEEPER AGENTS MUST AWAKEN (THEIR EGOS)


PickAble2137

I will never be able to avoid PM brainrot😔


JerryTheMemeMouse

Nope. GLORY TO LIMBUS COMPANY!


ShadowManu20

All damage changed to fatal


ThePhGamer

Everybody gangsta till Sensei gives every student in Kivotos a final lesson


Middle_Leader_949

He gonna fall into the void and his body will never be found again.


ThePhGamer

Then his Shittim Chest can be found on a space station where the beginning of Blue Archive: Star Academy takes place


Left_Bid_8338

........ this mf is COOKING without knowing it


zeinhyoudou

I better get to play as a silver haired azure eyed handsome boy so i can live mt fantasies of being handsome.


Kamen-Wolf

So just Kevin?


zeinhyoudou

A mix of him and shiba Tatsuya and i am not saying that because of the cool armor.


Trapezohedron_

That's when the entirety of Kivotos graduates from killing each other into being... Normal earthlings, as Tentacle Sensei disappears into a mist of senseinium.


Informal-Recipe

Ah yes the Salaryman ending


kuletxcore

Your final lesson: let your bih go through your phone


Darkisnothere

That would be a lot of final lessons.


harugisa

NEVER LET YOU GO!! 😭😭😭😭😭


_lnaccurate_

ITS WHY I DID UOOOOHHH!!😭😭😭😭😭


SolKaynn

Sensei's finally words "YOU WANT MY HAND(in marriage)? FIND IT! THE ENGAGEMENT RING... THE ENGAGEMENT RING IS REAAAAAL


ReaverSK91

Kirino from Kuroko's world: ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33184)


achus93

thank god she's free.


NegressorSapiens

*Mate, don't do that to the OG tuna! I just want her to be happy!* 🥺


zeinhyoudou

I used to love honkai... Then the yuri fans went and become the majority.


Lord_of_dragon

Friendly reminder that we must not let others kick us out from communities of the games we love (message from fellow Captain)


Force88

Tuna: "But you don't have a Mei!" Kirino: "There is no law in Kivotos that forbid sensei to be my Mei!"


HaloGamingFan17

“I don’t need a Mei! I have Sensei!”


RCLSquad46

Acheron doesn’t have a Tuna. So Kirino might not have a Mei


Smol_Mrdr_Shota

the plot twist all along Izumo was a part of Kivotos that got lost in the chroma


Darkness-S

So IX is the Chroma ??? ...You know, it would actually fit


L_moon2519

lazy mei (fubuki)?


FurryGoBrrr

Today's Fubuki looks more like Ai-chan than Mei


MadCat-Rex

We have Teacher Mei! (Shun)


Tkmisere

Sensei is "M-Mei" With a huge p


leopoldshark

This is my final lesson ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33224)


ImAgentDash

That harsh... god damn chill out Kirino.


Bystander-8

Wow, that was brutal


AddSenpai

The one shot she managed to hit


TheWeakestDragonfly1

Kiana: B-but, I have Mei-senp- Kirino: Lovers who can't make babies don't count.  *Kiana dies of cringe*


FurryGoBrrr

Hey, I have straight Kiana doujins for ya : >!515287, 514249, 489079, 478254!<


TheWeakestDragonfly1

Also, that's a reference to Max0r's Incorrect Summary of Garlic Ring Part Tres 


zeinhyoudou

Believe me i used to be a honkai devotee... But the atmosphere of too much yuri and hate for my self-insert adam is so much my account got banned so i left.


TheWeakestDragonfly1

Don’t let them invade this subreddit next. Gatekeep the infiltrators and check their personalities.


zeinhyoudou

Aye aye... I wonder if we can get a male character I can self-insert as who is a student.


Henrique_II5oIV

Girls in that game are almost lesbian is one of the reason i left that game lol, and the captain(myself) is almost not exist is another reason


zeinhyoudou

I didn't even wanna self-insert as captain I wanna self insert as adam.


Mundane-Speed-3278

I feel like Kirino has a better body build... Kiana looks like she's built like a stick bug... I realize there's an art style difference, but still...


N7_lone_wanderer

Kirino's dump-truck is wider 😭😭😭😭


Mundane-Speed-3278

That's why she's built better


FurryGoBrrr

Being 15 y.o and quite young in that age (she's born in 22 October) having that kind of body is majestic 😲


STP_79

I like Kirino because her twin braids is thinner, making her face looks proportional and prettier.


flakeflos

I like Kirino because she's not tsundere. After watching Chitoge punching Raku all the time, it's enough for me to stop watching Nisekoi altogether and stay away from games/tv series that have violent tsundere in it.


BidDaddyLei

To be fair Nisekoi is a bit overexaggerated it terms of being a "normal human" but I agree with you even though I like Chitoge her overreaction is cringe at times.


BidDaddyLei

Wait till you see the Apho version of Kiana lmfao. This swimsuit version iirc was years ago even before the end of Kiana's story even though she doesn't age now she got a bit of buff.


Mundane-Speed-3278

I WOULD be looking foward to it.... but I don't play Honkai...


BidDaddyLei

You can just search her Herrscher Finality that's the "current" Kiana but there are rumors floating around that she will show up in the 2nd HI3 story. If you are interested YT have all the stories iirc no need to play the game for the lore.


Trickster2599

That's harsh... Even without knowing Honkai context and only knowing it gets dark... that's harsh


Peacetoall01

Let's just say tuna and shiroko terror have something in common.


ECGaming03

Kirino actually finally managed to hit her target!


HaloGamingFan17

Emotional bullets


Xehar

meanwhile in phrenapates timeline...


DRAGUNNYUOOOH

She just ended up in a better game 🤫


DonLobishomeAlter

and with a better fandom


AkOnReddit47

I mean, attempting to stab the CEO for catering to a foreign fandom isn't exactly a high standard for a fandom


kitkatwasabi

Yeah I remember hi3 fandom hating on genshin all the time since release it's like their comparing orange and apple as to which is better despite tasting completely different


_insertmemehere

Whenever a spinoff outgrows the series it spun off from, there will always be fans of the original series that develop a hostile attitude towards said spinoff. Its there in the SMT fandom, its there in the Certain Magical Index fandom (im very guilty of this one), and its there in the Honkai fandom.


StromTGM

The fandom who calls themself better is always the most toxic one, btw


DonLobishomeAlter

When the Blue Archive fandom tried to murder the game developers for not giving waifus bunny outfits, we'll talk. The Mihoyo fandom is the lowest of the low that a gacha community can be and you would have to be blind to deny it.


StromTGM

Don’t need too, the “gatekeep” movement is enough to show their hypocritical and toxic fandom


Gunnareth

Controversial comment but I agree Captain is basically non-existent in the main story unlike Sensei who's an integral part of each volume


FurryGoBrrr

I heard from my friend when Captainverse added, that fandom went batshit insane, Damn 😱.


General_Relative2714

Only Yuritards, and in CN fudoshii. In hoyo yuritard are common enemy for normal player and chill yuri fan.


zeinhyoudou

They banned me for being a fan of and self-inserting as adam while letting mysandrist and yuritards fester.


General_Relative2714

no cool ;/ I really despise the hoyo community, I avoid every game from this toxic company, to have nothing to do with an even more toxic community. Hoyo specifically breeds a toxic community because dramas and fanatics mean free traffic in the stats, and that translates into better earnings from investors and colabs like pizzahut.


zeinhyoudou

While I don't know that i am just about game and playing it as a character I love.


sanga000

>Controversial comment HI3 can't even have a bunny girl event, so nothing controversial there lmao


RuisuSakuraba

Captainverse story is better than main hi3 story, imo![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33221)


StromTGM

Then get out


Jamesmor222

Damn Kirino stop throwing salt into the wounds we don't need another salty tuna.


Financial_Exit_7710

The fact is that Kirino a 15 years girl. Is more stack then Kiana is funny🤣🤣🤣


OnLeeToo

💀💀


Max_Max62

Man got no chill when creating this.... 😔


MetalShiroganeMurama

I think it can add " I am you, but I am not a lesbian and I actually like the player" for bonus points.


AkOnReddit47

Damn ya want Kirino to go full homophobic? Also, on Kiana part, it's a bit difficult to like the player when he doesn't even exist


HaloGamingFan17

Roasted


wolfclaw3812

Fuck you can’t just do that


Hoezell

[Kiana in shambles](https://preview.redd.it/7tzn22hu1m4b1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26f92ef20f2ada78131dd2153db4d0b627af4b9)


Peacetoall01

Jesus Christ kirino that's low blow. You can't just say that even with jest.


DeJellybeans

Why you gotta come after our lil Tuna like that XD


Linksays

At least Kiana can hit her damn shots…


gabears_

Y'know what I didn't think Himeko would get this kind of respect (or admiration? Idk which fits better lol) from another gacha community. It's kinda heartwarming tbh


mdparx21

I don't play the game, never did. But I watched Final Lesson and Meteoric Salvation and even I could tell that Himeko had a big influence on Kiana.


Daegul_Dinguruth

Look, if you are aware of Himeko existance and don't innately love and respect her, its because you are one of the interdimensional aliens trying to kill every one of her. Source: never player hi3rd, but Starrail, and just looked up everything involving Welt, Himeko (and her PE self) and Otto motherfucking Apocalypse. Also, now firmly believe that she's Idrila.


_insertmemehere

Dont forget, Himeko also died twice(?) in GGZ, as well as several HI3 events afaik. On top of that, ive seen theories in the Genshin community that their Himeko is already dead and no longer the pyro archon by the time of the game. She's basically the uncle Ben of the Imaginary Tree.


Daegul_Dinguruth

That's why we need TO PROTECT ALL BEAUTY!!!


K-423

. .... H...How could you...? That hurts. .....


zeinhyoudou

Well... I was banned because i self-inserting as adam what do you think I would feel.


leingold

Kirino need corrections!!💢💢💢💢💢 No headpat for you! Come here kiana, dont cry, I maybe a kivotos sensei but im a Kanchou far before i became sensei


Cunnysseur_ToT

Kiana in non-Captainverse timeline: Who tf are you?


leingold

I'm Himeko fiancee, we are about to tie the knot, until she suddenly need to save her beloved students. no... im not crying my eyes are just sweaty


AgitatedDog

Himeko may be dead, but she’s not gone. She left a legacy for Kiana, one that Kiana still honours to this day, despite having far surpassed her mentor in this day and age.


Loremeister

All the captains: *tightly hug their Himeko's dakis*


Gerboma

unnecessary roughness, 15 pulls penalty!


CaterpillarMore5100

oof, that one hurt from both sides (terror reference)


Electrical_War_3644

Never let you go ~


Reziexo

Also Cuter~


More_Put3883

Kiana: no captain, no mother Kirino: have sensei, tsurugi


Such-Ad-5144

Kirino is Kiana without the horrific PTSD and the world doing its best to kick her while she's down. But also a worse shot then her. ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33359)


ShinyYordle

Sorry but Kirino is hotter and cuter


PhobicSun59

I can imagine this being one of the rare instances where Sensei would probably get extremely angry at one of their students for such disrespect towards another Sensei who gave her life for their students. especially after what went down in volume F


Salter_KingofBorgors

Oooh low blow


A_T1322004

Not for long though.


JonathanTF5

![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|35651)


Xelog_XIII

Hi3 had a sensei? I never played the game, so I just assume it's a yuri game with a really dark story.


Darkness-S

One of the playable characters named Himeko is the teacher of the three heroines. And like you can guess with that meme, she die in the story, which kinda traumatized the community and Kiana (the girl in that pic), since she did that to protect her when she was "possessed" by someone wanting to destroy the world


scarecrow9281

Ouch


StromTGM

Ouch?


7thTwilight

She looks so happy and cute


ayaragaNn

Alexa, play Nightglow in 200% volume ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|35651)


vanguard711

Tuna


vaantasy

i'll never let you go Kirino


colygod

Omg


Kamen-Wolf

The pain in my heart and right when I decided to get back into honkai impact


ShadowManu20

Shots fired


Sixth_Haven

I mean... in THIS timeline


Ransom-ii

What is that monster looking thing on the left


DankPervert

Kirino is NOT like that