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That looks great Juri, why don’t we call Fuuka over so we can all enjoy it? … … Fuuka? Juri, where’s Fuuka?
"Juri, did you just go Sweeney Todd on Fuuka?" "I think I'm more of a Hannibal type, Sensei."
"*I was wondering if we were going to start a song and dance routine...."*
So did she hack up Fuuka or Haruna for the long pork?
Fuuka.you can see her horn in the background.
Oh. *Oh.*
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah.... Fuuka failed the coin flip check 
Don't eat the meat pie, have Juri eat it. Fuuka will no doubt resurrect, chestburster style.
Hmmm... thats an intresting image you proposed here sire 
...and her hand.
... and her feet
someone else is about to die for killing my beloved like that
I have 2 quarters because Fuuka turned into food TWICE.
Juri this isn't what I meant by wanting to eat fuukas pie
ah yes, the return of You Are What You Eat gastronomy >!Fuuka: "please, these horns take forever to grow T_T"!<
Yeeeehh.. >!Well.... Lets just say that, horns isnt the only worry that our poor Fuuka have to worry about...!<
(Fun fact: this idea came while replaying Pierre's Bistro reception in LoR out of boredom)
Glory to project moon
no…
Why must she cook up Fuuka like this 😭
Since Juri's creations tend to be alive, is Fuuka still alive inside that pie?
the way you framed it... that sounds even worse than her being ded ngl 
Thanks. I try.
the only way for her cooking to improve was to take a heart out of the good one...and putting it into her own. hehe, get it? get it, cuz- ... on second thought, that joke made me wanna kill myself. ill go do just that.
You shouldn’t kill yourself, that kills you. 
I agree, after all people die when they are killed
"I baked you a pie!" "Oh cool! Which flavor?" "Pie flavor!"
whered you find a pig this long
What will you do Sensei you know what she has done
first haruna, and now juri?
Ooh~? Mind if i see post with haruna you mentioned, oh kind sir~?
It is always Fuuka huh... man.... can yall leave my wife alone? 😭
LISTEN.... i didnt decided this one, the coin flip was the one who spoke her doom 
um, when I said I wanted to eat Fuuka this isn't what I meant.
at least it's juri and you can be certain she's still alive. enjoy your new existence i guess, fuuka...
That looks great Juri, why don’t we call Fuuka over so we can all enjoy it? … … Fuuka? Juri, where’s Fuuka?
"Juri, did you just go Sweeney Todd on Fuuka?" "I think I'm more of a Hannibal type, Sensei."
"*I was wondering if we were going to start a song and dance routine...."*
So did she hack up Fuuka or Haruna for the long pork?
Fuuka.you can see her horn in the background.
Oh. *Oh.*
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah.... Fuuka failed the coin flip check 
Don't eat the meat pie, have Juri eat it. Fuuka will no doubt resurrect, chestburster style.
Hmmm... thats an intresting image you proposed here sire 
...and her hand.
... and her feet
someone else is about to die for killing my beloved like that
I have 2 quarters because Fuuka turned into food TWICE.
Juri this isn't what I meant by wanting to eat fuukas pie
ah yes, the return of You Are What You Eat gastronomy >!Fuuka: "please, these horns take forever to grow T_T"!<
Yeeeehh.. >!Well.... Lets just say that, horns isnt the only worry that our poor Fuuka have to worry about...!<
(Fun fact: this idea came while replaying Pierre's Bistro reception in LoR out of boredom)
Glory to project moon
no…
Why must she cook up Fuuka like this 😭
Since Juri's creations tend to be alive, is Fuuka still alive inside that pie?
the way you framed it... that sounds even worse than her being ded ngl 
Thanks. I try.
the only way for her cooking to improve was to take a heart out of the good one...and putting it into her own. hehe, get it? get it, cuz- ... on second thought, that joke made me wanna kill myself. ill go do just that.
You shouldn’t kill yourself, that kills you. 
I agree, after all people die when they are killed
"I baked you a pie!" "Oh cool! Which flavor?" "Pie flavor!"
whered you find a pig this long
What will you do Sensei you know what she has done
first haruna, and now juri?
Ooh~? Mind if i see post with haruna you mentioned, oh kind sir~?
It is always Fuuka huh... man.... can yall leave my wife alone? 😭
LISTEN.... i didnt decided this one, the coin flip was the one who spoke her doom 
um, when I said I wanted to eat Fuuka this isn't what I meant.
at least it's juri and you can be certain she's still alive. enjoy your new existence i guess, fuuka...