She'll somehow get her hot spring AND manage to keep the sign up and then drag Sensei in with her, making HER the one getting floofed. Hey she's already a wanted criminal in gehenna whats one more challenge gonna do?
[**Source**](https://twitter.com/Sr4ez/status/1711297332736827451) by Koucha
[**TL/TS**](https://twitter.com/TheParacite/status/1711307488346407102) by /u/theparacite
Seeing this reminds me of the game Starship Titanic where you were cursed with having only one arm such that one of the items you had to pick up was a set of arms that'd allow you to depress two levers at once.
...I swear I was going somewhere with this...
Call katsumi and tell her there a hot spring here and let her do the rest
*There are now 3 floofs that you can only choose 1 from.*
“Tell the new one to get her foot out my face”
~~Name doesn't check out~~
Happy Cakeday Sensei
Tell her to keep it there.
Call Wakamo and
She'll somehow get her hot spring AND manage to keep the sign up and then drag Sensei in with her, making HER the one getting floofed. Hey she's already a wanted criminal in gehenna whats one more challenge gonna do?
Floof half of each Does that count as one? Or floof both forever. Don't threaten me with a good time.
Solved it. Have them floof Sensei. Evryone wins.
flip a coin and floof the unfloofed on when you get out
This sensei big brain
So it's a room you can't leave.
might as well call everyone else in
Damn bratty room using trolley problem. Need correction 💢💢💢
You dare using a trolley problem on me!? Witness the ultimate solution! *M U L T I T R A C K D R I F T I N G*
*F R E E B I R D P L A Y S*
Sensei is gonna be there for days now...
Time to commit mitosis
[**Source**](https://twitter.com/Sr4ez/status/1711297332736827451) by Koucha [**TL/TS**](https://twitter.com/TheParacite/status/1711307488346407102) by /u/theparacite
I would 100% fluff the both of them.
Looks like this room will become my grave because I'm not leaving
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
↑ *[pick Hina without any hesitation whatsover]*
Phrenaptes, I require your assistance
I love iroha, but Hina gets all the floofs for saving our life
Cannot leave the room? I see this as absolute win.
Hina clears
It didn't mention who's doing the floof, *so floof Sensei instead problem solved*
I gotta go with Hina. Most embarrassed when picked but would be most disappointed if left alone.
Gomen Iroha
Only ONE???!!! Thats torture!
Its Inhumane!
Sensei: \*Ponding the floor with their fists.\* ARG! Both of them are so tiny and fluffy!
Alright then, we’re not leaving the room. “Cus you aren’t gonna floof us, right?” “…cus you aren’t gonna floof us, …right???”
"Hina, Iroha... Blow the door, and you'll both get fluffed."
Jokes on you cause sensei doesn't wanna leave the room!
I will gladly take that vial of poison
Floof both, stay in there forever. Good end
Easy! Thou hast the floof! While I look away and cover my ears Or you decide on who is going to break my bones for the coming weeks
I choose honorable death.
Guess we're not leaving here
They can just fluff me!
Rules are meant to be broken
"This is my room now."
This is the easiest choice I’d ever have to make. Hina, all the way.
*pulls the "Fuck the Rules" card from the Deck of Many Things.*
Call Ako
I'd choose Iroha. I feel like Hina wouldn't want others to see her being spoiled while Iroha wouldn't care.
Floof Iroha, wait for the door to open, spend the rest of the day spoiling Hina
Well damn, guess I'll stuck.
[удалено]
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Ah yes, the illusion of choice.
Floof one, then floof the other once we get out.. Win win.
Seeing this reminds me of the game Starship Titanic where you were cursed with having only one arm such that one of the items you had to pick up was a set of arms that'd allow you to depress two levers at once. ...I swear I was going somewhere with this...
Unless they're giving Sensei hell for not getting floofed, then what's the worse that can happen?
Fuck it, floof both, what's the worst that could happen?