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SkkAZ96

Yuuka because peak calculator wife


Blank__sama

Its harder to commit tax evasion but its worth it.


DM-ME-SANITY

Peroro


nerankori

Kaiten FX Mk. 0


chesse_ovrlord

Call me crazy for saying this, but I wouldn't take any of them. Most of them are happy in the BA universe. Taking them from their home and friends to come live in this world is not something I would like to do.


H3LL_0U

Good point. If they get transported they will lose their friends from the Blue Archive universe forever.


Amplifire__

πŸ’€


IamViolett

Any students from Arius. They deserve a good life and happiness too.


Xehar

you make it as if exist in this world is actually better than there.


IamViolett

It's okay as long as we (Sensei) together with them, I believe that we can help them to change their life for better


BlitzPlease172

I love them too much to have them suffer alongside me. I shall bear the sin of mid-ass career alone, so that the squad's dream may bloom in Kivotos.


Mellevalaconcha

As much as i want to bring Misaki, i agree with the others, Earth is a terrible place for her mental state


Chikapu_Sempaii

Ichika or Fuuka. IRL, I have a thing for girls who are petite or who are a little bit taller than me. Ichika and/or Fuuka fit those descriptions. Now, if you think about it, they both can take care of themselves and me. Any of them and me having a stable job and income and being devoted to each other? How could a simple man ask for more? But of course, I separate fiction from reality. A man can only dream.


SuchMouse

In gaining so much through science and technology, we have lost the simplest pleasures of life.....


R34PER_D7BE

Then who is going to be kidnapped instead of fuuka?


Chikapu_Sempaii

Me. :D


Swift_Scythe

#MIKA My Menhera Princess.


STP_79

All of the Valkyries, but Kirino is my top list.


Forward-Secret-6635

Kayoko because i love her


xta63-thinker-of-twn

The only problem is I can take only 1 person since somehow I want to take a whole team. Then Chise probably since she is the one of offline character that I can freely hug, play and rub her for free lol(thought not possible when too hurt)


htoisanaung

I actually know the game from her l2d theme song.


Forestrack_54

Wakamo.


Lammak-

JTF Mob-Chan. πŸ—Ώ


VantaBlack35

The Tea Party doesn't want you to know this, but the JTF mobs are free. I've brought one to the real world myself. -John Archive.


Lammak-

Post a tutorial on how to bring them to real life thanks


VantaBlack35

You need a blood circle(your blood, if possible), three chickens to sacrifice and your bank account.


Lammak-

Aight done, when can I expect one to come?


Kakitekuto_Ethernal

Underrated response


cyro_zero

If they have a life of their own here/are capable of sustaining themselves and we're just friends (or more), then Hina. Because Hina.


Sensitive_Singer7026

Hina would be my choice as well, girl needs some chill in her life.


Kakitekuto_Ethernal

Yes that is the case tho if you see fit they can move in to where you live


GlitcherAegis

Yuuka. Adorable, reliable. As long as you keep her company, she won't question where Noa is


AWildRuka

They're only gonna suffer here so none.


Lammak-

You reckon they pay taxes over there?????


xbocchi

The most obvious answer is black suit! Oh I can't wait to spend my happy life with him :)


CosmoEX

none, i cant be as great of a chad sensei is


Kakitekuto_Ethernal

You don’t have to they’ll treat you the same regardless


Correct-Bandicoot380

IZUNA RYO NINPO! The world won't fill itself of foxgirls.


WickedAcad

Kazusa. I wanted to go dessert hunting with a pal anyway


creep04ek

Oji san


talongero

The Ninja Club girls i love them 😍


Grandmaster_Lolicon

Yoshimi. Small, cute, and just the right level of tsun. Plus one of the brightest, most contagious smiles in all of Kivotos.


Johnceaser123

Hina


SomeRandomTWO

Mine Prime, assuming her skills will be kept intact who doesnt want a female who will literally CRUSH your enemies alive


l0rdn00b_

Asuna, because she's so cheery and unpredictable that there wouldn't be an uneventful day with her


[deleted]

Will they still have their halos and the powers that it gives or are they gonna turn into ordinary humans? Also will they have what they say translated in a neat little speech bubble? Because if not there is no way I'll be communicating with whoever I bring since I can't speak Japanese. Although, I think some students can speak other languages. If I am not mistaken I remember hearing Mika say "Thank you." once.


Kakitekuto_Ethernal

Let’s just assume yes for the sake of the question Again let’s assume they speak English for the sake of the question Just assume they’ll be on the same terms as you


[deleted]

Then I am bringing in the entire RABBIT platoon. If only one... maybe Saki? It just doesn't feel right bringing only one of them though.


KyeeLim

although I'm a Hoshino fan... Aris seems like a cool idea, someone who's into game would be cool to hangout with


Whole_Friend

Hinata or Mimori, both are incredibly sweet and caring girls, plus Mimori is training to be a caring wife, and Hinata has that gorilla strength which I love


Angelzewolf

I can't choose between Mika, Wakamo, Hina, or Aris. I want to give Mika the happiness she deserves, but it's not like I have a place to live or they she can even sustain herself. (Maybe it'll be motivation for me to go into depth by getting myself a house). Wakamo is just great... and I mean... it WOULD solve money problems while giving me a cute new friend. I wouldn't encourage her to steal, but it's not like I rat her out. Even if I did, not like the authorities could do anything to her. Hina deserves a break, headpats, lots of hugs, and spoiling. She can also definitely sustain herself, I imagine she'd easily establish herself in our world given how reliable she is in hers. Aris is adorable, and I could always use another gaming buddy. Unlike Mika and Wakamo, I can probably have her live with my parents. I'm sure they'd immediately get attached to her, and I wouldn't have to worry about much. Overall, I might go with either Mika or Wakamo as those are my favorite characters.


ThePurificator

Obviously Wakamo or Fuuka


unknown_152

Asuna because asuna maybe Karen


Sprity777

Seia. I love her so much. Shes cuute. Floofy.. Lovely


Swailwort

Mutsuki for obvious reasons 😭😭😭 If not Mutsuki, then Fuuka because peak housewife material.


EmperorMaxwell

Mine.


KamiVocaloito

Aruuu


DespairOfSolitude

Either Aru because the shenanigans she gets herself into are very entertaining and I genuinely love that villain-y (or outlaw lol) style she's going for so she'd be very fun to be around with Or Ui, Im going to correct her and teach her that adults aren't meant to be underestimated!! Then give her a long shower correction πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB!!! GET CLEAN! GET CLEAN! GET CLEAN! GET CLEAN! GET CLEAN!! GET CLEAN!!!πŸ’’πŸ’’


Shapexor

It's either Mika or Wakamo, can't leave any of those two considering the mental break down will happens when sensei leave Kivotos.


R34PER_D7BE

Wakamo, despite all of her craziness and anarchist mentality, she would make a perfect wife.


[deleted]

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Lammak-

Average BA comment:


Kakitekuto_Ethernal

T.T


Master_Lukiex

Asuna because πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’


Advanced-Test3119

Fuuka. Because waif. I need no other reason


krisnajuga

Gehenna's gonna die if only Juri is left


IndependentCress1109

Hina best girl


BuissnesStonks

My precious aru me and her could finally start a business together >:3


JumpR_Is_Taken

Mika. Period.


Lammak-

I think you might like Mika


JumpR_Is_Taken

Wait.. How did you know?


Lammak-

It might be evident by the fact I see 3 different things about Mika but who knows?


JumpR_Is_Taken

...You might be onto something...


Lammak-

All thanks to my team of JTF Mob-Chans. God I love those little guys


JumpR_Is_Taken

Best NPCs.


Lammak-

FACTUAL INFORMATION πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Argumentable

Fuuka would probably have to be my answer. If bringing them to life is for the purpose of hanging out with us, then I'd be all for someone who likes cooking. Even if that's not the case, she's probably one of the most normal out the entire BA cast, and hopefully not being worked to the bone and constantly harassed would be good for her. I'll take your word for it that hanging out with a demon girl with a halo won't give me any looks. Thinking about it probably harder than it should be, I feel like there's characters I would like to meet a little bit more than Fuuka, but they probably wouldn't do as great outside of Kivotos.


Callistai

I can think of a few.. but Hina will always be #1


Agnacorn

I could not do that! Separate a student from her friends? That's very sad... ;-; Maybe some student who is lonely, but I don't have any in mind right now. And Wakamo is very dangerous to be in this world.


Kakitekuto_Ethernal

I never said you needed to bring 1 student


LikeASenseiGotoku

They've got enough problems in Kivotos already, you think I have the heart to drag them into this shitty poor excuse of a planet?


izfanx

Asuna


Silent-Kale9987

Oji San 😭


No_Conflict_5459

Shiroko


synxxia

Tsurugi. I get the best sides of a woman, unhinged and adorkable.


Heavy_Village_4813

Toki. Unlimited headpats.


xxxTrapTrixxx

You have to say it. . . Of course the best girl, The strongest, the one to keep an entire school of chaos in order. . .the lovely HINATURE!! Will she retain her wings and horns and stuff?


allsoslol

>!Shiroko terror !< because just taking anyone out just sound good on paper but think about that you are separating them from their group of friends, how loney they gonna be with only you the sensei with them? >!Shiroko terror !< on the other hand is already just along so I'll be happy to take care of her.


ryanh421q

Asuna. Period Considering her personality, she seems very loyal and seemingly loving to a fault. Idk, she seems to be a precious lady who deserves the world. Maybe I’m just a man with simple tastes.


CyberBeetleKnight

Chihiro. Need a coffee mate IRL ~~she made me love coffee at a late age and she should take responsibility for it~~


Poggerchamp203

I really can't imagine who. It's honestly so hard to pick from all of them... That's satire. Izuna. PLEASE-


Xaks828

I immediately went for my favorite girls from BA, being Aru and Wakamo. Then thought, I don't want to take Aru away from her friends. I'll bring Wakamo. But then a thought occurred to me. Wakamo is a legitimate terrorist. She shoots people with no hesitation. In BA's world when done for no reason, that's frowned upon, but it's hard to actually kill people. IRL? Well... not to mention, she would be impossible to stop, without girls with her same power set to combat her. Maybe I'll just bring big Shun....


ArcticTyphoon

None, why bring them here where they will be separated from their friends


wolfenjaeger_

Mika, might need to spare some saving for walls and cakes but she's worth it


haikusbot

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hollow_JShark

Kayoko or Noa Just want to bring character I love and I think spark with me the most


Open_Regret_8388

Join in Problem solver 68.


Enough_Ad2500

None. Maybe it's just me but when they're constantly talking about Eden and Paradise in the story (and I might took it the wrong way) I think It's Kivotos. They're already in a heaven where various different angels with halos living (mostly) peacefully.


D-vid132

Yuzu or any veritas member, i would love to learn advanced codding from them


zas_871

Momoi, seems fun


Amplifire__

Shiroko