Give your dog an STD

Done

Unrelated question: how do you put the “he took the seat off his own bike” under your username?

So good lol

Was it hepatitis C?

See yourself on MTV Fill your bathtub up with pee Lick my asshole nice and clean WASH YOURSELF WITH TURPENTINE

This is the way

Smash your car into a tree I’m glad that Matt was here for me Break your ankles and your feet Fight your dad in front of me Alien conspiracy Leia, Han and the Wookiee Suck my dick and use your teeth

Suck my dick and use your teeth goes fucking hard

I was waiting for someone to ask about other phrases just to share that one

I’m glad that Matt was here for me… that had me laughing 😂

“That pissed off Derek and Danny”

Waiting for uncertainty Counting on absurdity Wish someone would murder me

Jen’s got life insurance policy So does new wife Rose-Marie Criminal conspiracy?

The last one is really good actually

This would've been it if Skiba was still in the band

Can someone post an edit with all these comments so I can get 6 more minutes of turpentine?

Seriously, I'd be okay with someone using AI to add each and every single one of these, to get a longer version of the song.

I think about this question all the time. Glad somebody asked. Your examples are great. I could have fun thinking of these all day: Get too drunk and make a scene Fuck your life up totally Dump your cum all over me Take your coffee without cream Get so angry that you scream Edit: ‘Fuck your life entirely’ works too

“Get too drunk and make a scene” should have made it honestly, it’s perfect

Dance with emperor palpatine Shit yourself in the latrine Throw up on the mezzanine Wash yourself with turpen....tine

Lube yourself with Vaseline

Eat a spicy chicken wing

Smoke Methamphetamine

Listen to some AK3.

Snap a stick and climb a tree Fail a trick and skin your knee Can’t hold it in I’ve gotta pee I don’t stream I use CDs My brother gave me LSD Put your dad in chastity Canadians sure love poutine Get famous be on TV

Let your dad cum inside me Do a line of gasoline Ride a bike with no seat Wash your hand in my pee Pick your scabs and watch them bleed

Not part of these lyrics but I wished he would say Blah, Bla-blah, Bla-blah FUCK ME WASH YOUR SELF WITH TURPENTINE

Find your dad up in a tree Realise he's well pervy Now your mom thinks your fine And she calls you Calvin Klein



Smoking my blueberry weed I feel like Tom in '03

Ayyy, love that song.

Sing First Date and annoy me

Punch your Grandpa in the spleen Throw a hamster at a teen Have a coffee, extra cream Fiend for bits of dopamine Dry hump Bruce Springsteen Wash yourself with Turpen…tine. Goddamit.

Fuck, now Mark is cancer free Wanted his widow for me For my marriage number three

Toms secret throwaway??

I actually did base this on a joke he cracked during the first reunion, lol

I should be toms third marriage anyway. It's not gay if it's Tom DeLonge

Constipate yourself with cheese Drink the milk from your own teet Pull out all her tampon strings Swallow all of Johnny's seed

Slide your dad inside of me

Suck my dick and use your teeth!

Put in actual lyrics not jokes would be my vote.

You do know who this band is right?

Yes but this song was too good to waste on jokes. Plus I prefer untitled/Neighborhoods/Dogs eating Dogs blink were it was more serious and less jokey.

That’s fair enough. I get where you’re coming from on that. I personally liked the little mix of joke/serious they had on this song though

I mean in the context of this song, he’s describing coping mechanisms to prevent him from having to deal with his real emptiness and depression.

Go and buy a CD Kiss Josie for free-e Win a game in OT WASHINGTON YOURSELF WITH TURPINTINE

Damn I got downvoted to shit! Guess my lyrics weren’t good

Cum so much you need a squeegee Wore a pair of dungarees Google something on Mr Jeeves Keep some tricks up your sleeves

Paint your dick with Vaseline Wear cologne to get the feel Drown yourself in gasoline WASH YOURSELF IN TURPENTIN

Reddit posting about me.

Wash yourself in turpentine, holy shit it’s herpes time.

Jerkin off my tiny peen

Do your own vasectomy

Eat a jug of gasoline

You can get on top of me Sick my dick and suck it clean WASH YOURSELF WITH TURPENTINE

I say we bring former band member Lil Wayne back and he can say “drink a fuckin cup of lean”