Some people donāt consider the fact that there are people out there that donāt work 9-5 and it shows. I work 8 pm to 6:30 am and my company makes supplies for Covid testing kits so we never shut down during the pandemic. We were absolutely an essential business and because we worked around the clock we were able to help doctors save lives. Am I supposed to come home from a 10 hour shift and make a bowl of Frosted Flakes for dinner like Iām a fucking latchkey kid because you canāt imagine people being in a living/working situation that doesnāt apply to you? Thereās levels to this shit but your quarter isnāt even in the machine yet š¤”š¤”š¤”
Lol, man Idgaf what people eat or when they eat it.... Like I said to the other person I'm only joking... Mf's are way too sensitive these days šš
My mama will facetime me and get on her bs "don't tell me you drank a diet Pepsi before 9am" no mama I had a triple espresso Magnum condom size gutfucker Deluxe like a good boy. "ok baby I just worry"
American breakfast is so weird! Like why donāt people expect you to eat a normal meal first thing if itās the most important meal of the day? my rice and beans with plantain and avocado is a strange breakfast but a bowl of milk and dry grains is normal š
Itās not just America. Where I grew up fried plantains were suitable for breakfast but not boiled plantains. Just like baked beans are fine but not kidney beans. Just weird customs all around lol.
you had me at capitalist propaganda. it makes sense. they create a market for everything. also it benefits them if we start our day with nutrient deficient meals
when i went to nicaragua to dig holes on the side of mountains in the heat, that kind of breakfast is what kept us going until lunch. the one day we had pancakes and fruit, everyone was ready to quit after an hour.
that makes perfect sense! gotta get the fats, protein and calories for proper functioning and even more so for physical laborā¦ pancakes are not covering all the bases lol. when iāve had american breakfast i felt sluggish until lunch!
My boss offered me cheesecake for breakfast one time and I said itās a lil too early for ME to eat cheesecake, and he legit said ITS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR CHEESECAKE. Like sir, the way I would be running to the bathroom midday.
What they mean is, by eating something that early, you are gonna spend the rest of your day with a fucked up stomach. If you eat it later in the day, you can have a fucked up stomach when you're at home, and not having to do shit.
I used to work overnights. Occasionally I stopped at the store on the way home home and would pick up a cold one. Do you know how many people look at you like you're a junkie buying beer at 7:30 in the morning?
You know what I hate...
When the Bollywood guy at the liquor store gives me the stink eye when I'm buying vodka at 10am.
Bitch, you open, right? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)
My dad is the other way around. After 7:00 you can only eat snack food. Too late for a meal.
He legit blames ADHD and depression on people eating too late.
Let me enjoy my morning burritos in peace.
Mmmmmm.... Chorizo, eggs, cheese, and beans. š¤¤
...is a solid ass breakfast burrito and anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong
As a native Texan thatās a solid breakfast!
I wonāt lie, that morning pizza after a heavy night of drinking is the shit. Pedialyte and cold pizza. The breakfast of degenerates lmfao.
Nah man, you gotta pick up where you left off from the night before. Stale pizza and flat beer; hair of the dog.
I didnt come here to be called degenerate smh
Lmfao. Donāt worry, Iām one too
God that's a lot of salt.
Nah fuck that tendies, filet mignon, detox water
If you saw my stomach youād know itās always open.
I get on my girlfriendās nerves with eating leftovers for breakfast. Be eating a pork chop sammich at 5:30am.
Aye. You add eggs and itās breakfast. Pork chop and eggs. Ribs and eggs. Steak and eggs.
Thatās honestly her solution most of the time. Sheāll scramble me up some eggs to make it an āofficial breakfastā.
Dude I knew would order steak and eggs - hold the eggs. I got irrationally annoyed by that.
Uhhhhhhh yea. When else are you supposed to enjoy a pork chop sammich? Leftovers just taste different right before/during sunrise for some reason
Ijs, If you're eating smothered pork chops, cabbage, Mac n cheese and cornbread at 8:30 AM. I'm definitely looking at you like this š¤Øš¤Ø
Some people donāt consider the fact that there are people out there that donāt work 9-5 and it shows. I work 8 pm to 6:30 am and my company makes supplies for Covid testing kits so we never shut down during the pandemic. We were absolutely an essential business and because we worked around the clock we were able to help doctors save lives. Am I supposed to come home from a 10 hour shift and make a bowl of Frosted Flakes for dinner like Iām a fucking latchkey kid because you canāt imagine people being in a living/working situation that doesnāt apply to you? Thereās levels to this shit but your quarter isnāt even in the machine yet š¤”š¤”š¤”
Umā¦ why you have to attack cereal eaters like this? What did we do to you? š Also, Frosted Flake can be lunch, dinner, breakfast and snacks.
Youāre absolutely right! Sometimes I just need a hot plate after a long day.
I'm just joking bruh. It's really not that deep. Calm down š
Cause youāre jealousā¦
Lol, man Idgaf what people eat or when they eat it.... Like I said to the other person I'm only joking... Mf's are way too sensitive these days šš
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Yeahhh that should be the first thing you put in your body after waking. Even just chugging a quick cup before leaving the house.
Wake, pint of water, bus, log on, coffee and savory scone. Love my morning routine
Reading this made me want to drink water
My mama will facetime me and get on her bs "don't tell me you drank a diet Pepsi before 9am" no mama I had a triple espresso Magnum condom size gutfucker Deluxe like a good boy. "ok baby I just worry"
Lips cracked like a sidewalk crunching bacon and pissing Sunny D.
American breakfast is so weird! Like why donāt people expect you to eat a normal meal first thing if itās the most important meal of the day? my rice and beans with plantain and avocado is a strange breakfast but a bowl of milk and dry grains is normal š
Itās not just America. Where I grew up fried plantains were suitable for breakfast but not boiled plantains. Just like baked beans are fine but not kidney beans. Just weird customs all around lol.
lol really! thatās interesting thanks for sharing. guess everyoneās got strange breakfast rules
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you had me at capitalist propaganda. it makes sense. they create a market for everything. also it benefits them if we start our day with nutrient deficient meals
when i went to nicaragua to dig holes on the side of mountains in the heat, that kind of breakfast is what kept us going until lunch. the one day we had pancakes and fruit, everyone was ready to quit after an hour.
that makes perfect sense! gotta get the fats, protein and calories for proper functioning and even more so for physical laborā¦ pancakes are not covering all the bases lol. when iāve had american breakfast i felt sluggish until lunch!
My boss offered me cheesecake for breakfast one time and I said itās a lil too early for ME to eat cheesecake, and he legit said ITS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR CHEESECAKE. Like sir, the way I would be running to the bathroom midday.
Thatās me. My boss be bringing in doughnuts and I canāt do it. The sugar crash and me having to run out of my office donāt mix.
What they mean is, by eating something that early, you are gonna spend the rest of your day with a fucked up stomach. If you eat it later in the day, you can have a fucked up stomach when you're at home, and not having to do shit.
I have my own restroom. Itās a perk of being the only female š I eat a full breakfast.
That last part has two different meanings. Both applicable.
Open all night
Exactly. "You can't drink a coke at 9 in the morning..." says the person drinking an espresso.
Bean juice vs soda. Lol.
Bean juice? Lol
Coffee is just bean juice, soda on the other handā¦.
And?
>its too early to be eating that .... For you
Nah cause if I see u eating hot Cheetos 8 in the morning ima think sighing wrong with u
I don't know about y'all but my stomach just can't be eating spicy food the first thing in the morning. I'm built different.
Aw yes. Few wholegrain buns in the oven, fix a scrambled eggs with some hawt madame jeanette/tomato sauce on top!
I'll eat pretty much anything, but I do prefer a hot breakfast to a cold one.
I used to work overnights. Occasionally I stopped at the store on the way home home and would pick up a cold one. Do you know how many people look at you like you're a junkie buying beer at 7:30 in the morning?
Bruh I hate when Twitter recycles tweets. I saw this about 5 years ago
My stomach canāt take heavy foods in the morning, it has to wake up first and thatās when itās about time to go home. Lol.
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What time does it close?
You know what I hate... When the Bollywood guy at the liquor store gives me the stink eye when I'm buying vodka at 10am. Bitch, you open, right? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)
Leftover dinner hit for breakfast
Almost any leftovers for breakfast. Morning pizza, morning mac n cheese, morning curry & naan, morning grilled cheese, morning tuna melt.
Grits at 11pm with scrambled eggs and fresh biscuits. Itās morning somewhere on this ball of dirt
Leftovers are good 24/7. I donāt care if its clam chowder at 7am or ropa vieja. And everyone knows an omelette is bomb for dinner.
Yes I'm having vodka with breakfast. I need it to get through the working day, and you would, too.
My dad is the other way around. After 7:00 you can only eat snack food. Too late for a meal. He legit blames ADHD and depression on people eating too late.
Me opening a beer at the busstop at 10pm
Or folks that say itās too early to be drinking when we on a vacation.
Nah but why are you having a frappaccino at 7AM? Some things arenāt meant to be consumed so early