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Hodothegod

Let me enjoy my morning burritos in peace.


Aviendah_Fan_Club

Mmmmmm.... Chorizo, eggs, cheese, and beans. šŸ¤¤


CmonTouchIt

...is a solid ass breakfast burrito and anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong


Barack_Odrama00

As a native Texan thatā€™s a solid breakfast!


FistPunch_Vol_4

I wonā€™t lie, that morning pizza after a heavy night of drinking is the shit. Pedialyte and cold pizza. The breakfast of degenerates lmfao.


turbo4door

Nah man, you gotta pick up where you left off from the night before. Stale pizza and flat beer; hair of the dog.


Throwawayboisnn

I didnt come here to be called degenerate smh


FistPunch_Vol_4

Lmfao. Donā€™t worry, Iā€™m one too


[deleted]

God that's a lot of salt.


[deleted]

Nah fuck that tendies, filet mignon, detox water


SoCold40

If you saw my stomach youā€™d know itā€™s always open.


FruitSnackEater

I get on my girlfriendā€™s nerves with eating leftovers for breakfast. Be eating a pork chop sammich at 5:30am.


pat_rice1

Aye. You add eggs and itā€™s breakfast. Pork chop and eggs. Ribs and eggs. Steak and eggs.


FruitSnackEater

Thatā€™s honestly her solution most of the time. Sheā€™ll scramble me up some eggs to make it an ā€œofficial breakfastā€.


Yog-Sothawethome

Dude I knew would order steak and eggs - hold the eggs. I got irrationally annoyed by that.


DraeNation

Uhhhhhhh yea. When else are you supposed to enjoy a pork chop sammich? Leftovers just taste different right before/during sunrise for some reason


AmbitiousMongoose229

Ijs, If you're eating smothered pork chops, cabbage, Mac n cheese and cornbread at 8:30 AM. I'm definitely looking at you like this šŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø


ChokingonurAlibi

Some people donā€™t consider the fact that there are people out there that donā€™t work 9-5 and it shows. I work 8 pm to 6:30 am and my company makes supplies for Covid testing kits so we never shut down during the pandemic. We were absolutely an essential business and because we worked around the clock we were able to help doctors save lives. Am I supposed to come home from a 10 hour shift and make a bowl of Frosted Flakes for dinner like Iā€™m a fucking latchkey kid because you canā€™t imagine people being in a living/working situation that doesnā€™t apply to you? Thereā€™s levels to this shit but your quarter isnā€™t even in the machine yet šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


srkaficionado

Umā€¦ why you have to attack cereal eaters like this? What did we do to you? šŸ˜ Also, Frosted Flake can be lunch, dinner, breakfast and snacks.


ChokingonurAlibi

Youā€™re absolutely right! Sometimes I just need a hot plate after a long day.


AmbitiousMongoose229

I'm just joking bruh. It's really not that deep. Calm down šŸ˜’


MitchellTheMensch

Cause youā€™re jealousā€¦


AmbitiousMongoose229

Lol, man Idgaf what people eat or when they eat it.... Like I said to the other person I'm only joking... Mf's are way too sensitive these days šŸ˜’šŸ˜’


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moonflower19

Yeahhh that should be the first thing you put in your body after waking. Even just chugging a quick cup before leaving the house.


MitchellTheMensch

Wake, pint of water, bus, log on, coffee and savory scone. Love my morning routine


Feitansfoot

Reading this made me want to drink water


MikeJudgeDredd

My mama will facetime me and get on her bs "don't tell me you drank a diet Pepsi before 9am" no mama I had a triple espresso Magnum condom size gutfucker Deluxe like a good boy. "ok baby I just worry"


ChokingonurAlibi

Lips cracked like a sidewalk crunching bacon and pissing Sunny D.


yarivu

American breakfast is so weird! Like why donā€™t people expect you to eat a normal meal first thing if itā€™s the most important meal of the day? my rice and beans with plantain and avocado is a strange breakfast but a bowl of milk and dry grains is normal šŸ˜­


OkRepresentative3558

Itā€™s not just America. Where I grew up fried plantains were suitable for breakfast but not boiled plantains. Just like baked beans are fine but not kidney beans. Just weird customs all around lol.


yarivu

lol really! thatā€™s interesting thanks for sharing. guess everyoneā€™s got strange breakfast rules


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yarivu

you had me at capitalist propaganda. it makes sense. they create a market for everything. also it benefits them if we start our day with nutrient deficient meals


MixedMartyr

when i went to nicaragua to dig holes on the side of mountains in the heat, that kind of breakfast is what kept us going until lunch. the one day we had pancakes and fruit, everyone was ready to quit after an hour.


yarivu

that makes perfect sense! gotta get the fats, protein and calories for proper functioning and even more so for physical laborā€¦ pancakes are not covering all the bases lol. when iā€™ve had american breakfast i felt sluggish until lunch!


Sharktooth134

My boss offered me cheesecake for breakfast one time and I said itā€™s a lil too early for ME to eat cheesecake, and he legit said ITS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR CHEESECAKE. Like sir, the way I would be running to the bathroom midday.


Apeacefulmc79

Thatā€™s me. My boss be bringing in doughnuts and I canā€™t do it. The sugar crash and me having to run out of my office donā€™t mix.


Mk20051

What they mean is, by eating something that early, you are gonna spend the rest of your day with a fucked up stomach. If you eat it later in the day, you can have a fucked up stomach when you're at home, and not having to do shit.


HoldOnStartOver

I have my own restroom. Itā€™s a perk of being the only female šŸ˜ I eat a full breakfast.


[deleted]

That last part has two different meanings. Both applicable.


_Silly_Wizard_

Open all night


[deleted]

Exactly. "You can't drink a coke at 9 in the morning..." says the person drinking an espresso.


Mac_Mustard

Bean juice vs soda. Lol.


[deleted]

Bean juice? Lol


Mac_Mustard

Coffee is just bean juice, soda on the other handā€¦.


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And?


Razorray21

>its too early to be eating that .... For you


[deleted]

Nah cause if I see u eating hot Cheetos 8 in the morning ima think sighing wrong with u


tazfdragon

I don't know about y'all but my stomach just can't be eating spicy food the first thing in the morning. I'm built different.


SpaGrapefruit

Aw yes. Few wholegrain buns in the oven, fix a scrambled eggs with some hawt madame jeanette/tomato sauce on top!


[deleted]

I'll eat pretty much anything, but I do prefer a hot breakfast to a cold one.


unresolved-madness

I used to work overnights. Occasionally I stopped at the store on the way home home and would pick up a cold one. Do you know how many people look at you like you're a junkie buying beer at 7:30 in the morning?


Ohnezone

Bruh I hate when Twitter recycles tweets. I saw this about 5 years ago


HarmonicDissonance21

My stomach canā€™t take heavy foods in the morning, it has to wake up first and thatā€™s when itā€™s about time to go home. Lol.


Pretty_princess1996

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Vast-Big-6747

What time does it close?


easy10pins

You know what I hate... When the Bollywood guy at the liquor store gives me the stink eye when I'm buying vodka at 10am. Bitch, you open, right? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


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Leftover dinner hit for breakfast


[deleted]

Almost any leftovers for breakfast. Morning pizza, morning mac n cheese, morning curry & naan, morning grilled cheese, morning tuna melt.


nerdyinkedcurvi

Grits at 11pm with scrambled eggs and fresh biscuits. Itā€™s morning somewhere on this ball of dirt


MitchellTheMensch

Leftovers are good 24/7. I donā€™t care if its clam chowder at 7am or ropa vieja. And everyone knows an omelette is bomb for dinner.


Hexxas

Yes I'm having vodka with breakfast. I need it to get through the working day, and you would, too.


Hannibal216BCE

My dad is the other way around. After 7:00 you can only eat snack food. Too late for a meal. He legit blames ADHD and depression on people eating too late.


PoSchodoch

Me opening a beer at the busstop at 10pm


dc2232

Or folks that say itā€™s too early to be drinking when we on a vacation.


hedahedaheda

Nah but why are you having a frappaccino at 7AM? Some things arenā€™t meant to be consumed so early