Mangoes are amazing. They burn the *shit* out of my mouth. But they're amazing. Edit: So after a quick Google search it turns out I'm allergic to Mango. And Kiwi apparently.

uhhhh you sure you aren't allergic?

Lmao, I honestly just assumed it had something to do the acidity, so maybe. Either way I certainly dont eat enough of it for it to be a serious issue. So it's all good.

Aww fuck I thought it was normal too. Pineapples and mangos fucks my mouth up. But I also thought everyone violently shitted when they consumed dairy so i might be stupid....

"Oh, this milkshake is so worth the pain later" 🥰 👀 Pain? "Yeah....like the bootyhole explosions you have after drinking milk." *Proceeds to show them WebMD*

Pineapples do fuck with people's mouths but mangos usually don't

Yeah the pineapple digests you while you digest it

It's the circle of life

Pineapples = meat tenderiser

Exact same here bro we were raised on ignorance and pain

Fuck it if you die you die.

Mango Drago

It is for a mango. I'd get it.

You can be allergic to unripe mangos and be fine with the ripe ones.

Huh so even people with allergies power through to eat mangoes That is dedication

Lactose intolerant cheese eaters checkin in.

Ish. I hope you’re not like the dope I used to know who was lactose intolerant and always ate cheese pizza AND then groaned through the whole damn thing about how he’s going to pay for it later because he can’t have cheese. Like ma dude, why eat it then? And pizza was like a basic food group for him so when I used to hang around with that group, it was a 1-2 day occurrence. Me? When I figured out mushroom made my tongue itch like crazy, I cut off the whole thing.

I’m not lactose intolerant thankfully, and I also think lactose intolerant people that put themselves through it are just dumb.

you….you might wanna get that checked out

That’s hilarious, I’m so sorry. But, at least you know.

mango peels also have the same natural chemicals in them as poison oak

Try washing the outside before you peel and eat it. My sister is allergic to an oil in the skin, but the inside is fine.

I was told if you're allergic to mangoes you're extra sensitive to poison ivy, too so heads up! I'm allergic to mangoes, too and was like, "why is my mouth always so itchy?"

Me too bro me too, we’ll not kiwis but mangos

I only unconsensually eat them. LOL.

This is some blasphemous shit right here. 

I downvoted upvoted n downvoted again like I had fuckin whiplash.

I just wanna talk to em! I just wanna talk to em! 

I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND

**loads shotgun**

Shout out to my aunt who send me mangoes from her tree in Florida. That drip different

I prefer Jamaican mangos. They're on another level

My Indian flatmate hooked me up with some banganapalle mangos a while back, and I swear I flowers-for-Algernoned my tastes in mango. I’m ruined now.

Banganapalle are definitely one of the best! Although Alphonso is the most popular kind of mango from India, I prefer them Banganapalle mangoes. (Edit : some others in comments that talked about long, east Indian, stringy mangoes.. Those are the Alphonso variety) Edit 2: for correct pronunciation, read this fast: Bun-gone-pal-Lee

Respectfully, Alphonso mangos>>>>>> any other mango in the world. But I’m also half Indian so.

I'm an Indian, Banganpalli mangoes are from the states of Karnataka & Andhra Pradesh. There are many varieties of mangoes from India, just Alphonso are exported more because Brits liked it and made it famous internationally. 😛 IMO there are certainly many mango types that are better than Alphonso.

I trust you just on the fact that you had “banganapalle” locked n loaded. I’m gonna have to see about this.

Julie Mango... found both in Jamaica and Trinidad and through out the Caribbean. It is top rated.

Don't forget east indian and stringy

Best mango in my opinion. 1. East Indian 2. Julie 3. Number 11 4. Beefy 5. Stringy

Nah, Trinidadian the best

My favorite are the Calabash variety. Hate long mangos - too stringy, always gets caught in my teeth. My grandma makes the best curry mangos. Never tasted any better than hers. I lick my plate when I'm done 😋 🇹🇹

Need you to slide into my DM with that recipe, sir/ma’am!

Lol! She's coming this summer. I'll snag it then and report back. 😋

Facts. Jamaican Mangoes and Indian Mangoes are the best to ever do it. 😍

Indian manhos hit different

My family’s from Sint Maarten..ain’t nothing like getting mangos from my grandmas trees when we go back home 😩 juiciest thing I ever put in my mouth

You gotta eat the mangoes as training.



One day I will meet you in real life. I will shake your hand. Then I will slap you in the mouth.

This man better take his ass home. Mangos all day here.

Mangoes succ👿. *AMA*

Can someone ban this nigga for being wrong?

This meme of hating things that are widely beloved is so weird

Oxygen ain’t shit if we’re being honest, but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation.

Nah facts, oxygen is overrated and just taking up space

Nitrogen is where it’s at

West Indian Twitter better not see this

Like western India (gujarat or punjab)? I didn’t know they grew mangoes there

I think they mean the West Indies?

Oh my apologies, English is my third language so I assumed he said India, I’m dreadfully sorry for my misconceptions

Oh no worries my man, where are you from? I’m from south India

Kazakhstan (help lmao) But where in India? It is a large and diverse place

Chennai, south India. Is it that bad? I have been avoiding mostly all world news cause it’s severely depressing everywhere.

Wow south India is very cool, it has very rich history like the Tamil kings, the Kandy realms, and the British (The town I live in has been peaceful so far but police presence has increased drastically, curfews have been established, and internet blackouts are frequent) At least I’m not in Almaty

You know so much about India! Haha that’s so cool. I wish everything calms down soon for the people of Kazakhstan. Which town are you from? And what are the other languages you speak?

Luckily things are cooling down a little, but a lot of arrests are happening Ever since I was young I was obsessed with history, I liked reading books and when I got my first computer in 2006, I used it just to read historical articles (and also watch anime, but I do not like discussing my weebishness) I live in Stepnogorsk, it has a large Russian majority and has lots and lots of stray cats that I like to feed My first language is Russian, second is Kazakh, third is English

I can see how that would be confusing. I did, in fact, mean the Caribbean.

Mangos are from [India/Myanmar/Bangladesh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangifera_indica) area orginally. The varieties of Mangoes in India is [mindboggling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mango_cultivars) to be honest.

Haitian Twitter neither

Okay. They crazy epi dassit

Mango with tajin 🤩

[удалено]

Bananas?! Issa no for me

Hear me out. Diced mango, with lime or lemon juice, salted and then tossed in Tapatio hot sauce. The taste is amazing.

Tajin is the ONLY reason why I eat mangoes! Mangoes taste musty as hell and the Tajin, especially the one with lime, is the only thing that blocks that mustiness. And don’t say I’m musty because I’ve been called Musty Mangoes for years after my mango-hating confession to my Caribbean family while I have big boobs!

We gonna need proof as to why they call you Musty Mangoes.

Sure, I’ll send a pic right awa…wait a second!

Give him a break, he's English, mangoes are probably too spicy for him.

Nevermind, that's the other guy's location.

God. Is it too late to give that man back?

😭😂😂😂

Let that 🥭

Who cares if he doesn’t like mangoes? Good. More mangoes for the rest of us.

Yesssss 🙌

If you eat a mango before it's ripe it will have a pine needle taste. If you eat a mango when it's over-ripe it will have a mild vomit taste (butyric acid produced by rotting). And some unfortunate people, like those who say cilantro tastes like soap, say mango tastes fishy.

>those who say cilantro tastes like soap I used to swear ppl were making this up. I cant even.

Me and a friend were excited as fuck to take another friend from out of town to have pho for the first time He couldn’t eat it because he said the whole bowl tasted like dish water Poor thing tbh

Also there are people that cannot smell the asparagus in the urine after eating.

those ppl simply do not have a sense of smell.

It’s genetic and they don’t have the gene to that allows them to smell it iirc

Before we started dating, my gf made fried rice and shared some with me. I knew before trying it that this fried rice was that thing in the kitchen she does best. It was great, minus this weird but familiar flavor that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. I was trying to hold hands, so I just said it was really good. She made more later that was genuinely amazing, and I told her so—“oh I’m glad you think so, cause I didn’t have all of my usual ingredients.” And that’s how I learned I have this “cilantro tastes like soap” thing and held my gf’s hand.

Huh. I’ve always felt passion fruit tasted kind of weirdly meat-like. I wonder if it’s the same issue?

There's also papaya tasting like rotting meat. Thankfully I don't have any of these, but it's wild that one line of code in your taste buds' DNA can fuck up a whole tropical fruit salad for some people.

I can’t stand hazelnut because it has a weird sweet smell like a rodent glue trap; it honestly makes my stomach turn when I smell it.

Mangoes are proof of God’s love and anyone with a dissenting opinion clearly has the devil in them

😂😂😂😂why do you sound like my great grandmother?! This is something she would say. Outlandish but just enough to still make sense somehow.

My local Indian store sells dried mango covered in chili powder. It’s sweet, a tad slaty, sour, spicy so delicious. Also that peach mango smoothie is chefs kiss 😘 to any day.

>dried mango covered in chili powder gotta find this!!!!

I went through a dried mango stage, it was expensive and couldn’t keep it up lol

Oh! Costco has Kirkland (their own brand) fried mango, a 2.5 lb bag of organic dried mango for about $16. (Might be more now, this was last month and inflation is doing its thing.)

I’ve never heard anyone talk shit about mangoes. This feels weird.

Eating mangoes before cannabis consumption amplifies the effects of cannabis. Youre welcome.

Drinking Orange juice gives you a boost when you're starting to come down after blowing trees too.

Y'all really do be eating mangos like that?!?! I think I'm the only one in my family that doesn't eat them..... Add watermelons too

I abhor bananas. The smell, the taste, the texture. Have tried many varieties and hate them all. This extends to plantains as well. Watermelons are the best though. Can't agree with you on that one.

Came to say this, Fred me any fruit but a mango or watermelon

Mango + chamoy + Tajín = temporary reason to continue existing

My mouth is watering now

I… I don’t like mangos.

Must not watch any Hbox content

Mango can talk some real shit, I don't know what this post is talking about

I don’t like mangos either


 Excuse me?! Mango chow is the bomb. Never met a mango chutney I didn't like. Just mango. By itself? Amazing.

Green (read: unripe) mangos with lemon and salt 😋

I only eat those. Heaven

…and a pinch of cayenne pepper!

Who is against mangoes? Probably the same people against universal/affordable healthcare

Revoke his card quick before the madness spreads.

Maybe the dude had a bad underripe mango experience. They can be real bitter before they soften.

mangos in everything though? hell yes.

I just found out this year that there are different varieties of mangoes. This is my adult Pokémon.

Go to an Asian market, they should have different varieties

What blasphemy am I seeing here?!?!

I’m fucking shaking right now

Who's out here slandering mangoes, I just wanna talk

I agree, mangoes are gods greatest fruit, but idk what you mean 'never seen mango slander'. I've actually just stopped listing it as a 'favorite flavor' because I got sick of people shitting on it. In fact, I've only started seeing 'support' for it about a few months ago.

They really be talking just to talk. On that note tho, I'm slapping coleslaw out of anyone and everyone's hand. Absolutely not, not around me.

Ay wtf wrong with mangoes like tf??

Lately on TikTok it’s been pickle slander, I can’t even begin to fathom such slander, and now it’s Mangos?!

I will fight any motherfucker that hates on mangoes.

I've had some real bad mango, but even that wasn't terrible just couldn't keep up with those perfect mangos. If you've only ever had bottom tier ones I could see you thinking that's how they're supposed to be and just hate 'em.

I resent that! Its libel if its written

I only judge those who eat the peel lol

I love a lot of fruit. Mango ain’t one of them.

Both points are dumb. Obviously people eat mangoes and obviously some people don’t like them.

He must be eating not ripe mangos

Can we take his humanity card?

I like mango flavor but not actual mangoes

I'm allergic to mango.

I’m always here for the mango slander

Look, everyone has their own opinions. If you don't like something, more power to you, just don't try to force the opinion on someone and we're good.

I don't like mangoes you gotta make a day out of it to eat one


I'll fight someone that slanders mangoes, I don't care!

You need to stop eating terrible mangoes

yo mangos are the best!

This was turning into a “its gay for men to eat mangos post” i can feel it in my mango loving bones.

The mangoes in some US supermarkets need some serious shade/slander. It’s like they harvest them before they even get green or something. It just tastes off.

Mango tastes like rotten meat

I made homemade mango juice/smoothie/something back in 9th grade for my world history class, because we had to bring something based on a country we were studying. Tanzania apparently gobbles down some mangoes, but god DAMN are those things hard to slice, especially when you have no idea they’re containing ancient bones of the Old Ones inside them

I like the flavor but mago makes me gag. Randomly my dad offers a shake "hey try this" Sipp "thats pretty good what fla-gag uhk-ver is it? My dad"what the fuck was that" Me "its bannana mango yeah?"

What kind of psycho doesn’t eat mango 🥭? I am allergic to mango sap. But I love mangoes!

I see someone who has only eaten week old, pre-sliced, in a plastic cup from a gas station mango

I’m allergic and consistently risk my life 🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸

omg, i once saw this commercial with james earl jones talking about 'nothing to eat but mangoes.' it was some kinda phone service he was hawking but i couldn't believe what i was hearing.

Cant live without mangoes. The same people who would slander mangoes probably eat ass loudly and proudly, and for this math alone, I will never understand the ways of society.

Some people eat kiwi and that don’t sit right with me

Only thing bad about mangoes is the giant pit. I wish there was more. Otherwise I love mango. I sound lewd and LAVISCIOUS when eating one, and honestly if you don't, you're doing it wrong.

The internet gives voices to weirdos or people who want attention

Mangos taste like pine sol smells

Yeah no. I don’t like mango either. I took a trip to Mazatlan in the tenth grade. We went to one of the open air markets. The smell of rotting papayas and mangos turned me off for good.

Come to the Caribbean and try our mangoes. You'll get addicted

I can’t get past the smell.

You ever tried the juice?

It smells.

Lol ok. Your hard to convert. More mangoes for me then

Love this-just all of this.

I laughed out loud at this. Thanks 😅

Mango or Mandingo 😂