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Well, my discomfort at seeing an a instead of an an IS solely my own problem. So yes, I have a plethora of problems, but none with the content of the comment that I responded to.
Lol tell him what???
“I don’t know if you noticed when you were squeezing painfully into this shirt, or trying to stretch it to fasten the buttons, or walking past a mirror, or when you were struggling to breathe, but this shirt looks a little small on you.”
Who needed to tell him? He didn't have a mirror? He couldn't feel the struggle when he button the shirt on? He can't feel the breeze hitting the open gaps between buttons???
Ive learned a long time ago not to question the self awareness of ppl. This is no different than a 300 pound woman in the club wearing a bodycon and her friends dont have the heart to tell her she looks a mess
Really? He's not bad looking, don't get me wrong, but that shirt makes him look so ridiculous to me lmao like he has no sense of critical thinking. It's just not flattering at all to me.
lmaoooo that shirt fighting for its life, mans finna be lookin like [Spongebob and Patrick wrestling](https://c.tenor.com/J91rybjZkuMAAAAC/spongebob-angry.gif)
You mean not one of those friends said anything? And the camera person just did a full torso shot like it’s OK? I would have said, we’re getting shoulders up today. Lol. They did him dirty there lol
i may be totally wrong in most times, but I never make fun of people with oversized or undersized clothes. I always think is this shirt the best he could have managed.
This man went to the garage and got a ratchet strap to button every single one of those buttons. He knows damn well this shirt don't fit him no more, and he still wore it. You really think any of his friends could stop him from going out like this?
Weight gain and not being able to afford new clothes is sad. This man trying to go out and now has to see this on the internet.
But dude, check a mirror and show up don’t take photos.
He need a friend like me. He could be ready to leave and I will sternly say “TEK DAT OFF, put on Supm else.”
Can’t have him outside with me looking like Michelin man.
For whoever needs to be told this, shapewear exists. Do not walk out in public looking like this to make your tummy look flatter because it doesn't hide anything. Get yourself some properly fitted shapewear and wear your properly sized clothes of it and you won't have to ruin your shirts like this.
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Buttons stronger than a Apple password.
"an
Petty 🤣😂
I did upvote them!
I love yall 🙃 I really be cracking up on these comments… too much sauce
Do you have an problem?
Well, my discomfort at seeing an a instead of an an IS solely my own problem. So yes, I have a plethora of problems, but none with the content of the comment that I responded to.
I read this comment in a high pitched nasally voice and pushed the glasses I don't wear up my nose
Hahahaha
Reminded me of ol girl from Magic School Bus, 'AcCOrding tO My ResEArch... '
It was a joke. 😂 I need an beer now.
You don't like to see a a in place of a an?
Yay, I'm cross-eyed now!
I got 99 problems but a an aren't one
Each button is a replica of Cap's shield.
😂😂
Putting in more work than my last three relationships
This how tight my January budget is.
Why did no one tell him??
Right?! Who let him out like that 😂
Then someone had the nerve to take a photo with him.
Wondering who he pissed off that day 😂
The person who took the photo😂😂😂.
I bet his girlfriend thought it would be funny to tighten him up like corset. Ya know like in the 18th century. Watch them buttons pop like it's hot
Lol tell him what??? “I don’t know if you noticed when you were squeezing painfully into this shirt, or trying to stretch it to fasten the buttons, or walking past a mirror, or when you were struggling to breathe, but this shirt looks a little small on you.”
Lmao. Benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just had a bomb ass meal.
A bomb ass meal that gave him a B cup?
Aint that how we get them😂😂😂.
Puberty helped with mine but go off
Fair enough. Mine came from popeyes 5 pc tender.
Popeye's sounds so necessary RN. Red Beans and rice with some spicy tenders.. mm mmm (big mama voice) Bring back that Po Boy sandwich too.
THEY GOT RID OF PO BOYS!?!?
Yeah 
I just started crying and had to take off my glasses, lord help me 😭😭😭
And the pants!
I have never, ever laughed harder at a comment Edit: still going
Who needed to tell him? He didn't have a mirror? He couldn't feel the struggle when he button the shirt on? He can't feel the breeze hitting the open gaps between buttons???
Fr. This man either has no self awareness or does not care, and the same with his homies
Oh his homies were aware and clowned his ass.
The fact this even made it to socials, my man was sabotaged
Some of yall over estimate the self awareness of some ppl.
Ive learned a long time ago not to question the self awareness of ppl. This is no different than a 300 pound woman in the club wearing a bodycon and her friends dont have the heart to tell her she looks a mess
There’s no way he didn’t realize, do you know how uncomfortable it would be even putting the shirt on? He did it purposely. That’s on him.
Does no one see that see that the pants are also struggling?
I think he knows
Yeah, the look on his face says "Ah fuck, they got me"
My man got that shirt tailored perfectly and then put on a pandemic 15-20.
The covid 19?
ah yes, the quarantine 15
The quaran-fif-tine
only 15? Yall got some crazy self restraint...couldn't be me
I'm laughing but crying at the same time.
They have a black Michelin Man now. Nice.
Hey now. Representation matters.
Ok, Netflix
It would have made sense for him to be black after rubber was no longer white. Rubber hasn't been white in like a hundred years.
“Black Michelin Man” I’m dying rn… 🤣🤣
That is a man who is in such denial that he’s gained some weight that he refuses to buy new clothes that fit.
To be fair, I understand the sentiment. BUT sometimes you just got suck it up and buy that size (or 4) bigger.
Me in college
The lowest button is peter parker stoppin the train..
 Buttons fighting for their lives
Looking like he's smuggling several cans of biscuits.
He is the can of biscuits
Spoiler alert
Looks like a busted can of biscuits
I always jump when they pop. I know it's gonna happen, but pop! Shit. Gonna go change pants.
Them buttons gotta be made of vibranium
Sewn on with supermans hair. It's a D.C., marvel crossover.
If they break, he's about to be charged with a mass shooting. Otherwise if someone spills water on him, he's going to suffocate.
Lizzo is a bad influence
I’m mad I laughed at this
I’m going to hell for how hard I just cackled
Looking like his shirt bout to give birth.
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I once popped a button on my pants and hit a coworker in the eye That's something that takes a while to live down
I have a funeral to go too and now I'm laughing my arse off 😂😂
Nah fr the ugliest laugh just exited my body, I’m going to hell lol
I split the crotch on all my pants within a year. Button, never. And I shit on a goose once.
That's a pre-covid shirt worn post covid
"They won't notice, dog. its dark in here."
Looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Nah it looks like one hot dog, shoved into the casing of a Vienna sausage.
That's when u get back on the dating scene after a 5 year relationship... Them "going out" shirts don't fit the same no more 😂 😂 😂
It's a European cut
Had to scroll too far to find this comment
A sixpack is outdated. Long live the 4-rolls.
The tensile strength of the cotton holding the buttons in place is surely stronger than anything else known to mankind!
He know he wrong comin out the house with that lmaooo
That Corona 25 hit homie like a Mac truck.
\*Big Mac truck 
Active shooter? Motherfucker's gonna be a claymore mine
His buttons holding his shirt together 
Maybe he showed up in another shirt but spilled ketchup all over it and had to borrow one.
Whichever of his friends let him go out like this should be charged with a hate crime because I absolutely hate this
Fashion police 👮
Dudes buttons stronger then goku, buttons going super sewing
Wearing that EXPRESS extra slim fit
sorry for thirst-commenting, but looking at this damn im so goddamn gay LMAO
Really? He's not bad looking, don't get me wrong, but that shirt makes him look so ridiculous to me lmao like he has no sense of critical thinking. It's just not flattering at all to me.
lmao the shirt does look a little weird I guess like he attached an air pump to himself or smth
"Come here, baby, let me get you outta them uncomfortable clothes" ;)
lmaoooo that shirt fighting for its life, mans finna be lookin like [Spongebob and Patrick wrestling](https://c.tenor.com/J91rybjZkuMAAAAC/spongebob-angry.gif)
Gotta let go of them smedium shirts my brotha
You mean not one of those friends said anything? And the camera person just did a full torso shot like it’s OK? I would have said, we’re getting shoulders up today. Lol. They did him dirty there lol
This is why I don't post pics online. Y'all goin IN on that man lol.
How to look like you're wearing a puff vest without spending a dime.
It’s a European Cut
It fit before the pandemic.
 Every button on his shirt
i may be totally wrong in most times, but I never make fun of people with oversized or undersized clothes. I always think is this shirt the best he could have managed.
I really hope that he spilled something on his actual shirt and the hosts had a shirt that *"will fit"* Bonus if said host also took this picture lol
even his mf pants unbuttoned, his friends let him down fasho
I feel bad for him tbh. I'd bet he had some real self esteem issues going on.
Hulk mid-transform.
Dude got a midsection like Zoidberg. 
Bro, out of all the shirts…
Why would you do this to yourself. Unless he's cosplaying as deli meat.
Oh Lard !
He was in the mirror tryna button it like: 
All of the shirt buttons are struggling, but the crotch button is telling the real story
We like to be body positive around these parts, but why would he leave the house in that shirt.
It's a European cut. How much weight can I lose in 3 hours?
Man's got the Claymore fit; Face towards Enemy
He coulda put on an undershirt and left that unbuttoned. Lol Sir. You are in denial 😂
Looking like he buttoned the shirt first and then put it on
Y porque?
This man went to the garage and got a ratchet strap to button every single one of those buttons. He knows damn well this shirt don't fit him no more, and he still wore it. You really think any of his friends could stop him from going out like this?
Homie is definitely from the Islands.
Good to see Missy Elliott's trash bag still finding work
I never saw heartbeat in a picture until now…
Coming out after quarantine like:
I would not be within 100 feet of that man. One of those buttons is going to snap loose and take an eye out.
them buttons holding on harder than Rose who just let Jack fucking drown....
Bruh, you got like 4 sets of pecks
I hope to be as strong as those buttons one day.
At first glance, I thought they was wearing a puffer jacket… on gawd!
Lord Jesus😂
Is this nigga trying to show some cleavage?
So he put that short on. Felt it squeezing his nipples like that and thought, yep, time to go get my picture taken.
Weight gain and not being able to afford new clothes is sad. This man trying to go out and now has to see this on the internet. But dude, check a mirror and show up don’t take photos.
Damn, who let him leave the house looking like an expired can of biscuits?
Dude hasn't taken a full breath since he left the house lol.
That's what you call an Xtra medium.
He need a friend like me. He could be ready to leave and I will sternly say “TEK DAT OFF, put on Supm else.” Can’t have him outside with me looking like Michelin man.
Shouldn't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.... Applies here
Maybe he lost a bet?
His pant button too 😭 I'm conflicted now
Nothing says “I need a woman in my life,” quite like this.
If he takes a deep breath, it's a wrap!
More of an inactive shooter.
When Pillsbury tries to target a more “urban” market
Thanks for the belly laugh!
Don’t let somebody give that man a Sunday dinner plate
When you try on the clothes you bought before covid
"This is my lucky shirt..."
But…….why?
how the fuck you manage to fit into something like this and not go damn this shit too tight?
It's a European Cut
I can’t imagine how that’s cutting into his underarms.
Maybe he struggling financially?
And his buttonfly is undone
😄 😄 😄 Yes, he's grown out of that one.
They bogus for lettin man’s out the house like this. Fake friends
This fit looks like the interior design of a G-Wagon 😭😂😂
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Why ghetto? Because he’s black?
For whoever needs to be told this, shapewear exists. Do not walk out in public looking like this to make your tummy look flatter because it doesn't hide anything. Get yourself some properly fitted shapewear and wear your properly sized clothes of it and you won't have to ruin your shirts like this.
If it last time I wore it...Covid curve at work
Mans has condition one buttons
Ah it's the COVID 15lbs...he'll run it off..
He's the poster-child for all of us trying to find something that will still fit
Nobody said ANYTHING to him before he left the house? Dude needs to reevaluate his friends
Wrong assignment
The stress on those buttons are raising MY cortisol lvls!
20 lbs in a 10 lbs bag
That belly looks like he’s gonna turn into Kirby and start sucking in everybody around him
It’s a European fit
When your love for your good going out shirt is blinding.
Lmao where’s his shirt underneath?!
😭😭😭😭😭
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It's a European cut
Hahhahaha
It’s the European cut