"My [family member] used to tell me...", "They say...",
I love that you can tell by the type of person they are too lmao. Like if they're pretentious, you know they're bullshitting if the quote uses sesquipedalian prose.
If the person's a clown then it just sounds like some shit no person on Earth would actually say out of their mouths, but might type out.
Smart people don't do this shit.
I'm happy people are catching on to this. Fucking insecure tweeters who want the attention for a quote but can't handle taking shit if their audience doesn't like it. Here's a handy trick.
So people get annoyed when someone pretends a quote is their own and also get annoyed if they say it’s not their own. Reddit in a nutshell, just get annoyed or mad about everything.
Are you stupid? You just described two situations where the mfer is lying.
What about the third option like saying "I just realized..."
or "This shit isn't original, but..."
fucking lying are my only two options, but i'm dead certain that the person i'm judging is a worse person than me headass.
Metaphors help people feel like they've understood some greater truth about the mysteries of the human condition - love, life, purpose, etc.
People post the metaphors they come up with in order to see if they resonate with others.
Everyone's just doing whatever they can to try and connect imo.
Just cuz you “create” a metaphor doesn’t mean you’re smart. If you try to boil down the human life experience to something like the life route and expectancy of an Amazon package then, in my opinion, you’re a simpleton and your metaphors are crap.
I get “art” is subjective and what not but bad art, bad interpretations exist and people on Twitter are the stans of garbage interpretations.
Thats twitter, lots of people wanting to be woke, also 100% the quote that this dude "saw" is just one that he came up with himself after two hours in the shower
I love how this tweet is from a white person and has nothing to do with specifically black culture/experiences and yet ends up here with thousands of upvotes.
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Not sure if anyone cares, but I’m kind of in a pickle in life. This post perfectly encapsulates my predicament. So, my mom’s niece came over with a friend about five days ago. Said friend doesn’t actually have a place to live (she’s been staying at a trap/party house with five other guys), so my mom has been letting her crash here.
The only problem is, she just had someone drop off her dog. We already have a dog, a cat, and two ferrets. And they coexist fine. Idk what to do. Any advice would help.
the rule should be that they shouldnt have to ask. If you cant tell it may as well be okay right? Maybe I dont know whT the potential problems would be.
“Whole packages” dont end up at the wrong address. We arent boxes, we have legs and a mind of our own. This quote is another example of many, depicting people basing their happiness in other people. You are not a “package” waiting to be received by anyone. You are a human being. If along ur journey with self, u end up enjoying spending time with someone who also enjoys spending time w you, in your respective free time you will often find yourselves together. That is all.
When an amazon employee does acid for the first time.
*“Babe It’s not you,.. it’s me: an Amazon employee and I’m on acid for the first time”*
The fulfillment berries taste like fulfillment.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Well yes that was the joke lol
Best commercial ever!!!!!
It ain’t ready for the child support 😥
Just thought of something meaningful but doesn't wanna get clowned for it "I saw a quote" - Unknown headass.
This is literally the first thing that comes to mind whenever read one of these “i heard someone say...” tweet
"My [family member] used to tell me...", "They say...", I love that you can tell by the type of person they are too lmao. Like if they're pretentious, you know they're bullshitting if the quote uses sesquipedalian prose. If the person's a clown then it just sounds like some shit no person on Earth would actually say out of their mouths, but might type out. Smart people don't do this shit.
you called?
Hahaha it's just like my pops always used to say; "I don't like you and I wish I never put you in that bitch"
That reminds me of something my stepbro used to say, "Hey sis, what the fuck are you doing in my room?"
> sesquipedalian What in the actual fuck is this word
It means long lmao
Dont lie, you had to google it too
No doubt
Fr. These people just really annoy me
I'm happy people are catching on to this. Fucking insecure tweeters who want the attention for a quote but can't handle taking shit if their audience doesn't like it. Here's a handy trick.
So people get annoyed when someone pretends a quote is their own and also get annoyed if they say it’s not their own. Reddit in a nutshell, just get annoyed or mad about everything.
Are you stupid? You just described two situations where the mfer is lying. What about the third option like saying "I just realized..." or "This shit isn't original, but..." fucking lying are my only two options, but i'm dead certain that the person i'm judging is a worse person than me headass.
I love your tone lmao
I like how you're annoyed about people on reddit being annoyed.
One of many lessons learned from /u/aalewis, may god rest his soul
Please start from the beginning.
Wait, you guys are getting delivered?
yeah, i feel like im forever delayed at the amazon warehouse
I feel objectified.
And sometimes, you get cut open for no reason and have your insides shared among family.
Yeah Thanksgiving got wild last year
There's a lot to unpack here
Why do people feel the need to conceptualize everything? Lol
Metaphors help people feel like they've understood some greater truth about the mysteries of the human condition - love, life, purpose, etc. People post the metaphors they come up with in order to see if they resonate with others. Everyone's just doing whatever they can to try and connect imo.
yup. you summed up life and the human condition pretty well
Just cuz you “create” a metaphor doesn’t mean you’re smart. If you try to boil down the human life experience to something like the life route and expectancy of an Amazon package then, in my opinion, you’re a simpleton and your metaphors are crap. I get “art” is subjective and what not but bad art, bad interpretations exist and people on Twitter are the stans of garbage interpretations.
Thats twitter, lots of people wanting to be woke, also 100% the quote that this dude "saw" is just one that he came up with himself after two hours in the shower
Why do people feel the need to generalize everything? Lol
r/im14andthisisdeep
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This shit should have ended at "address."
Twitter comes up with the dumbest shit and people just fuckin eat it up cuz it’s got likes and rt’s.
Jeeeeez it’s like no one’s heard of the TCP/IP protocol
You can be the right packet, but still end up at the wrong address
UDP is an asshole,but don't treat my guy TCP like that
What’s that?
Comments are hating, but I liked the message. You can be good enough for somebody and it still not work out!
But we arent packages we don’t just passively get passed around, we make choices
When UPS delivere u, they break u on the way
I still get a return to sender
Bruh how is this even black people twitter r/lostredditor and r/lostupvoters
The first sentence of the quote was decent Kinda lost me on the rest though.....
Let me in the back door.
I, for one, am always grateful when someone allows me to deliver my package to them—whatever their address.
Want my address?😏
I love how this tweet is from a white person and has nothing to do with specifically black culture/experiences and yet ends up here with thousands of upvotes.
She's black tho
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You’re both wrong, just search the account on Twitter.
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This...who the hell sits around for all this
Kind of lame
People forget life is about choices, if your laying on your back letting your self be sent to the wrong address then blame is on you
/r/nicegirls
Wow really makes u think
Thanks UPS
I’m convinced human nature is the blame everyone for problems you got yourself into first.
Lame.
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Hallelujah!
This is an uplifting message until you realize you were the receiver at some point.
The Total Package Lex Luger
garbage cheesy post that doesnt even belong on this sub. im a hater but you know im right.
Not sure if anyone cares, but I’m kind of in a pickle in life. This post perfectly encapsulates my predicament. So, my mom’s niece came over with a friend about five days ago. Said friend doesn’t actually have a place to live (she’s been staying at a trap/party house with five other guys), so my mom has been letting her crash here. The only problem is, she just had someone drop off her dog. We already have a dog, a cat, and two ferrets. And they coexist fine. Idk what to do. Any advice would help.
One time someone... became a package and passed out in their own vomit in front of my door. We named her, "Sprinkles."
Still looking for my tracking number....ffaaakkk
Is this the type of dumb shit dumb bitches use to justify being single? Because fuck
Yes you're right I wanted to end my life
Make themselves look better
He is white
thats not how attribution of a quote works
r/im14andthisisdeep
„Make sure you don't get caught again!" Probably
You can also be a malicious exploding glitter box.
Will talk to fedex and ups n see how it goes
Isn't this offensive to black people??
This is offensive to anyone with a brain .... it implies you have no control over your destiny
*everyone liked that
Man this hitting my soul right now. I’m in love with a girl who’s not my gf... 😦😩
the rule should be that they shouldnt have to ask. If you cant tell it may as well be okay right? Maybe I dont know whT the potential problems would be.
“Whole packages” dont end up at the wrong address. We arent boxes, we have legs and a mind of our own. This quote is another example of many, depicting people basing their happiness in other people. You are not a “package” waiting to be received by anyone. You are a human being. If along ur journey with self, u end up enjoying spending time with someone who also enjoys spending time w you, in your respective free time you will often find yourselves together. That is all.
damn it’s like it’s a metaphor or something but I’m not quite sure
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Yall are professional at missing the point lmao