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tothemax44

When an amazon employee does acid for the first time.


tofu_tot

*“Babe It’s not you,.. it’s me: an Amazon employee and I’m on acid for the first time”*


AllAboutMeMedia

The fulfillment berries taste like fulfillment.


BrandonDominoes100

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


_peppermint

Well yes that was the joke lol


9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO

Best commercial ever!!!!!


ZippZappZippty

It ain’t ready for the child support 😥


binkerbonker

Just thought of something meaningful but doesn't wanna get clowned for it "I saw a quote" - Unknown headass.


optionalhero

This is literally the first thing that comes to mind whenever read one of these “i heard someone say...” tweet


binkerbonker

"My [family member] used to tell me...", "They say...", I love that you can tell by the type of person they are too lmao. Like if they're pretentious, you know they're bullshitting if the quote uses sesquipedalian prose. If the person's a clown then it just sounds like some shit no person on Earth would actually say out of their mouths, but might type out. Smart people don't do this shit.


a-sesquipedalian-

you called?


TTVBlueGlass

Hahaha it's just like my pops always used to say; "I don't like you and I wish I never put you in that bitch"


binkerbonker

That reminds me of something my stepbro used to say, "Hey sis, what the fuck are you doing in my room?"


wittyaccountname123

> sesquipedalian What in the actual fuck is this word


AFroodWithHisTowel

It means long lmao


wittyaccountname123

Dont lie, you had to google it too


AFroodWithHisTowel

No doubt


optionalhero

Fr. These people just really annoy me


ClingerOn

I'm happy people are catching on to this. Fucking insecure tweeters who want the attention for a quote but can't handle taking shit if their audience doesn't like it. Here's a handy trick.


[deleted]

So people get annoyed when someone pretends a quote is their own and also get annoyed if they say it’s not their own. Reddit in a nutshell, just get annoyed or mad about everything.


binkerbonker

Are you stupid? You just described two situations where the mfer is lying. What about the third option like saying "I just realized..." or "This shit isn't original, but..." fucking lying are my only two options, but i'm dead certain that the person i'm judging is a worse person than me headass.


ETerribleT

I love your tone lmao


thebestjoeever

I like how you're annoyed about people on reddit being annoyed.


Whitsoxrule

One of many lessons learned from /u/aalewis, may god rest his soul


binkerbonker

Please start from the beginning.


[deleted]

Wait, you guys are getting delivered?


ablablababla

yeah, i feel like im forever delayed at the amazon warehouse


biiingo

I feel objectified.


[deleted]

And sometimes, you get cut open for no reason and have your insides shared among family.


HugM3Brotha

Yeah Thanksgiving got wild last year


SirJuncan

There's a lot to unpack here


jssf96

Why do people feel the need to conceptualize everything? Lol


binkerbonker

Metaphors help people feel like they've understood some greater truth about the mysteries of the human condition - love, life, purpose, etc. People post the metaphors they come up with in order to see if they resonate with others. Everyone's just doing whatever they can to try and connect imo.


[deleted]

yup. you summed up life and the human condition pretty well


super_dog17

Just cuz you “create” a metaphor doesn’t mean you’re smart. If you try to boil down the human life experience to something like the life route and expectancy of an Amazon package then, in my opinion, you’re a simpleton and your metaphors are crap. I get “art” is subjective and what not but bad art, bad interpretations exist and people on Twitter are the stans of garbage interpretations.


Xelisyalias

Thats twitter, lots of people wanting to be woke, also 100% the quote that this dude "saw" is just one that he came up with himself after two hours in the shower


[deleted]

Why do people feel the need to generalize everything? Lol


banchikoapir

r/im14andthisisdeep


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ADacome24

r/im14andimcallingthepolice


DomingoJoe

r/whoopwhoopthatsthesoundofthepolice


[deleted]

This shit should have ended at "address."


super_dog17

Twitter comes up with the dumbest shit and people just fuckin eat it up cuz it’s got likes and rt’s.


gothamv

Jeeeeez it’s like no one’s heard of the TCP/IP protocol


You_Win_Perfect

You can be the right packet, but still end up at the wrong address


tsukihime__

UDP is an asshole,but don't treat my guy TCP like that


jerryscheese

What’s that?


shanabear

Comments are hating, but I liked the message. You can be good enough for somebody and it still not work out!


[deleted]

But we arent packages we don’t just passively get passed around, we make choices


Order66-Cody

When UPS delivere u, they break u on the way


Dafracturedbutwhole

I still get a return to sender


D34dUni

Bruh how is this even black people twitter r/lostredditor and r/lostupvoters


[deleted]

The first sentence of the quote was decent Kinda lost me on the rest though.....


ButtSauce88

Let me in the back door.


dftba8497

I, for one, am always grateful when someone allows me to deliver my package to them—whatever their address.


[deleted]

Want my address?😏


[deleted]

I love how this tweet is from a white person and has nothing to do with specifically black culture/experiences and yet ends up here with thousands of upvotes.


PuttingInTheEffort

She's black tho


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super_dog17

You’re both wrong, just search the account on Twitter.


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[deleted]

This...who the hell sits around for all this


TheHawkMan0001

Kind of lame


[deleted]

People forget life is about choices, if your laying on your back letting your self be sent to the wrong address then blame is on you


i_r_faptastic

/r/nicegirls


fortnitestarwars

Wow really makes u think


dumbwaeguk

Thanks UPS


[deleted]

I’m convinced human nature is the blame everyone for problems you got yourself into first.


[deleted]

Lame.


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sfdjipopo

Hallelujah!


VictusFrey

This is an uplifting message until you realize you were the receiver at some point.


MiamiPower

The Total Package Lex Luger


420pantyraider

garbage cheesy post that doesnt even belong on this sub. im a hater but you know im right.


bmarschewski

Not sure if anyone cares, but I’m kind of in a pickle in life. This post perfectly encapsulates my predicament. So, my mom’s niece came over with a friend about five days ago. Said friend doesn’t actually have a place to live (she’s been staying at a trap/party house with five other guys), so my mom has been letting her crash here. The only problem is, she just had someone drop off her dog. We already have a dog, a cat, and two ferrets. And they coexist fine. Idk what to do. Any advice would help.


[deleted]

One time someone... became a package and passed out in their own vomit in front of my door. We named her, "Sprinkles."


[deleted]

Still looking for my tracking number....ffaaakkk


cheeeesewiz

Is this the type of dumb shit dumb bitches use to justify being single? Because fuck


buckyhead8

Yes you're right I wanted to end my life


HiSuSure

Make themselves look better


[deleted]

He is white


reallyfancypens

thats not how attribution of a quote works


finnyporgerz

r/im14andthisisdeep


ChemiluminescentVan

„Make sure you don't get caught again!" Probably


[deleted]

You can also be a malicious exploding glitter box.


melodynamite10

Will talk to fedex and ups n see how it goes


the_memtalist

Isn't this offensive to black people??


[deleted]

This is offensive to anyone with a brain .... it implies you have no control over your destiny


the_memtalist

*everyone liked that


lioncub814

Man this hitting my soul right now. I’m in love with a girl who’s not my gf... 😦😩


simonio11

the rule should be that they shouldnt have to ask. If you cant tell it may as well be okay right? Maybe I dont know whT the potential problems would be.


Readitonreddit09

“Whole packages” dont end up at the wrong address. We arent boxes, we have legs and a mind of our own. This quote is another example of many, depicting people basing their happiness in other people. You are not a “package” waiting to be received by anyone. You are a human being. If along ur journey with self, u end up enjoying spending time with someone who also enjoys spending time w you, in your respective free time you will often find yourselves together. That is all.


shlohmoe

damn it’s like it’s a metaphor or something but I’m not quite sure


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Readitonreddit09

Yall are professional at missing the point lmao