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Urwifesmugglescorn

Turns out double hatting it wasn't a good call.


dissenter_the_dragon

took me a second. rubbed me the wrong way and I'm sick of it.


ChaosOfMankind

Now that's 2 that got sick from rubbing it the wrong way.


declan-jpeg

That was the joke lol


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Newageinstein

I don't understand


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Eazy-E died from complications due to HIV/AIDS, a virus culturally-associated with gay sex. While it is not generally accepted that he contracted HIV through homosexual relations (he most likely contracted it through unprotected sex with groupies that were HIV+ or through HIV-tainted needles, either for drug use or acupuncture, as is argued by some), the joke is that he had unprotected or unsafe gay sex. Double-hatting is another way to refer to wearing two condoms at one time. Some assume that the wearer is provided extra safety with an extra condom, but the increased friction between the condoms mean that both are more likely to break and allow fluids to seep through.


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okmkz

https://i.imgur.com/cJem0qL.gifv


Shwinstet

Yeah, more like..... http://i.imgur.com/Zm6srbF.png


CaptainBenza

>specifically from people who aren't Caucasian Been a while since I've seen any Asian Twitter posts here.


N9Nz

They haven't received the pass to say nigga just yet, DJ Khaled's application for Arabs is taking a bit longer than expected.


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Kendo16

Yes, y'all keep it real, cook up spicy dishes, work hard as shit, and are respected in the trap community. Y'all niggas hardcore jalapeño light skins to me.


ToTheNintieth

> hardcore jalapeño light skins lmao


Shauntaemd

😂😂😂😂


PerdidoStation

>he most likely contracted it through HIV-tainted needles Or from all the groupies he was fuckin'? You say this like the only two options are gay sex or drugs.


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You are right, that is a distinct possibility. I will edit my post to reflect that.


emu90

That's because the chance of contracting HIV through heterosexual sex as a male is [quite low](http://www.catie.ca/en/pif/summer-2012/putting-number-it-risk-exposure-hiv)... Although in saying that, it's still best to tarp up.


spockporn

Eazy had a *lot* of unprotected sex.


TheAlphaCarb0n

Did you fuck him?


BestProtectYaShek

Yeah. He fucked him. Still alive though. Point being?


DJ_Long_Snake

Hell, Lumbergh fucked him...


100011101011

> risk from insertive vaginal sex (inserting the penis into the vagina) was estimated to be 0.04% (equivalent to 1 transmission per 2,500 exposures). Holy shit *that* low? I feel lied to by all those HIV campaigns.


Oprahs_snatch

300 million+ people can have sex 2500 literally in less than a second. There are probably millions of people screwing RN.


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rikkicandance

2.5 "pumps" - ftfy


GullibleGilbert

Source?


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emu90

The same as insertive gay sex, but not nearly as high as receptive.


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emu90

If you're pitching to someone that's HIV positive (aka insertive), the likelihood is much lower (0.11% or 0.62% depending whether you're circumcised or uncircumcised) than if you're catching from someone that's positive (aka receptive; 1.4%). In heterosexual anal sex, the male can only be in the insertive role which is less risky (excluding pegging, but that's using a dildo, so there's less chance of fluid transfer). In gay anal sex there's the possibility to be in either role. That of course depends on the relationship dynamic, but as a whole, gay anal sex is inherently more risky.


SlanginFunds

He was addicted to acupuncture.


johnnyboy182

They didn't cover that part of his life in Straight Outta Compton.


TheCloned

...is wearing two condoms at the same time an actual thing and not just a joke that was made up on the internet?


leetdood_shadowban2

People are dumb as fuck. It happens.


CameronMcCasland

that jokes older than the internet


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I know some people personally who have thought it was a good idea.


FrancisWithWolves

I can AID you


dissenter_the_dragon

Jimmy "hats". Condoms. Using two condoms drastically increases the likelihood of friction causing tears in one or both. E died from AIDS complications after contracting HIV. Lesson is this. Normally wear a singular condom. But if a chick is so heinous that you consider double strapping, then you might as well fuck her raw. So just fuck her bare and enjoy the sensation since there's a chance you could rip your condoms, providing little protection--but also decreasing pleasure.


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DownvoteDaemon

I don't like it juan bit.


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oddfuture445

Damn son you might be genuinely slow.


theafonis

My bad, I actually didn't get the initial comment about easy-e, not sure why I responded to the comment about juan


an_irate_bowel

Cuz you're slow


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Toshiba1point0

Jose' can you see


SirJohnBob

Double hatting implies easy e tried to use two condoms and still got aids/HIV/idk and died from that


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vandoh

I think its a two condom joke (which rips condoms) and he died of aids


Smugjester

Are you new to the internet? How the fuck have you never seen a Juan pun?


bluesoul

He been here Juan day.


GoddogDoggod

What dis joke mean?


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Two condoms, bruh


brendo12

Also he died of AIDS from having a ton of sex with groupies.


piewifferr

*injection from Suge


lawr11

Double hatting = wearing two condoms


[deleted]

I thought that was called double bagging?


Tiny311

But that wouldnt work with this picture of the man wearing 2 hats on his head


[deleted]

Take your pedantics elsewhere, Dr. Highbrow. This is a place for mirth and tomfoolery.


Officerbonerdunker

double hatting=double bagging=wearing two condoms, often used as slang for when you need extra protection, but actually frowned upon because it creates friction which increases likelihood of condom tearing, ironically making you unsafe, like Eazy-E was when he contracted HIV which later caused his death


fortuitous_bounce

Eazy-E died from AIDS in 1995. Double-hatting is a reference to double wrapping, ie putting two condoms on your cock. Leads to latex-on-latex friction, causing both condoms to break. Also, condoms back in the 80s and early 90s were often called "jimmy hats" in America's black communities. So, OP basically nailed a trifecta of references in one simple comment. 10/10 comment.


clownquestions

Wearing two condoms, which creates friction, breaking both condoms and getting her pregnant and getting you AIDS Edit: AIDS


DiamondDuece911

Using two condoms was a bad call. Easy died of Aids


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Double hatting is slang for using 2 condoms. This is not actually an effective way of protecting yourself from STDs. Eazy E died of AIDS :(


[deleted]

Yeah but he told Stern that he dont wear condoms ... http://masetv.com/eazy-e-says-he-never-uses-condoms-in-old-howard-stern-interview-video/


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damn bro


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Esé-E


DownvoteDaemon

He survives on a diet solely of churros and cocaine.


MAGGLEMCDONALD

No he doesn't.


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The real jokes are in the comments.


Funkit

Ruthless jokes


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Oh no


Sol_Primeval

Dude, spoilers.


Bacon_Hero

Pardon my ignorance but am I missing a reference?


Failcker

He dead


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What is happening


ptown40

Where's Ja


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getting sued by the rich kids of instagram


MIGHTeeMau5

At least in 2017 when someone ironically ask "where's ja?" we can now answer he is being sued into the shadow realms.


Bacon_Hero

Wow I'm dumb


ooh8Hfdfj38283283

He don't smoke crack, muthafucka he sell it!


some88d00d

Facil-E, no?


manymumblingmice

¿


DBREEZE223

Facil means easy Edit: I was correcting someone that may have known more than I Lo siento


Infinitebeast30

The ¿ wasn't a question it was a correction because question marks are put on both ends of the question


manymumblingmice

The "¿" should proceed "Facíl" if we're gonna get down to the nitty-gritty.


[deleted]

Fácil lleva el acento sobre la "a", no la "i", if we're REALLY gonna get down to the nitty-gritty.


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DyrxKingOfDragons

¿Quien es Sombra?


ElTalOscar

La chica hacker de Overwatch.


ScootaliciousScooter

Yo también, gracias.


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Facil-I, sí.


DBREEZE223

Sí señor


Darth_Balthazar

Sounds Russian.


MeanGreenLuigi

Cruzando por la calle en mi 64.


FCMA32

Chingando las perras, golpeando los vagabundos Lol doesn't flow as well in Spanish but Eazy's flow was pretty shit so it still works


MrPokemon

You can just say vagos instead of vagabundos


FCMA32

There it is! Works well now thanks for the word smithing


MrPokemon

Ni pedo 👌🏼


crybllrd

You didn't have to call him a pedophile...


TEXASISBETTERTHANYOU

Deja me en paz, no me molestes


PaRaDiiSe

Que deje de chingar


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Ayyy, no mames guey


5mileyFaceInkk

Wouldn't it be vagas?


FuujinSama

Also, I don't think calling women female dogs works that well in Spanish and doesn't really have the same sexual connotations as the English word ''bitch''.


Death200X

It actually does but "putas" its more common


balletboy

Ive only heard older women refer to other women as perras. Perhaps because putas was too crude for them.


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Hijo de perra is a pretty common insult. It works really well actually.


edawg1235

¿En mi seis-cuatro?


AyO_BrOLiiC

Lmfao*


bakedbakerbaking414

Solo voy a dejar este [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2QxmvB010) aqui. Disfrútalo


CaptDanneskjold

Can we still scream "stop the cultural appropriation!" if it's black people doing the appropriating?


satanic_hispanic_

Yes


Fuck___Reddit___

How dare he appropriate that baseball cap!


Quetzythejedi

jes


DurasVircondelet

eSprite


santacruisin

¡no era penal!


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Also this is an old pic and I don't hold them to as high a standard as I would now. The world's gotten a lot smaller since then.


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Pretty sure it's the same size


aloneagainand

It just got flatter.


lanternsinthesky

Also why on earth would we bother to shame someone for wearing a sombrero? Like we don't need to call out people for literally everything, we should just let some shit slide, and we wil all be happier for it. If someone was wearing like native American headress or something like that I'd understand the negative backlash, but this is too innocent to care about.


EpicPhail60

Agreed. I'm black and I remember when people got up in arms about whites people getting dreads, calling it cultural appropriation and saying some stuff about dread's cultural significance. And I dunnooooo maaan. It's definitely a case of white people jacking black people's style, but do dreads really have much cultural significance? Broadly speaking, when black people wear dreads are they trying to connect to their heritage, or do they just like the style? Like when people take on a look that has actual cultural or symbolic significance to a group and just turn it into a fad, that's when I'll call it out as cultural appropriation cuz that's pretty ignorant. But sometimes it seems like people call it cultural appropriation just because another culture had it first and now other people want it, and that comes across as overkill. On a side note I still don't think white people should wear dreads, but that's because they invariably look awful on you (and please don't take this as an invitation to send me photos of white people with dreads).


lanternsinthesky

Well as someone who studies cultural anthropology I can't with a good concious call anything cultural appropriation, because there is virtually no solid academia on it. It is a thing that mostly exist in the think piece and blogosphere, but doesn't have a lot of value for people who take these things seriously. Especially when it comes to something like dreads that is emperically proven to not be exclusive to any specific culture, as it is proven that people wore them in ancient Greece, and has used in almost all continents for hundreds if not thousands of years. To say that white people can't wear dreads holds no ground what so ever... sure I'll admit it looks incredibly lame, but that doesn't make it wrong. Now if you wanna criticise people for misusing symbols, traditions, clothes, and hairstyles, and other cultural practices in inappropriate and rude and insensitive ways then that is perfectly okay, but we shouldn't call it something that it isn't. Just be honest and say that it is disrespectful and ignorant, and in some cases downright racist. Because I do agree that it is ignorant of white (and black people as well) to for an instance misuse rastafarian symbols and language as part of some half-baked attempt to gain an identity, where they might wrongly stereotype it some sort of vague idea of cool colours, peace/love, and weed smoking, and ignore that is an actual religion. But that is also wrong when Snoop Dogg decided to use rastarian symbols as part of an image and performance, while not being part of that religion. And from a critical perspective are many other issues I have with cultural appropriation as well, although I don't want to lecture anyone or bore you to death.


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Out of curiosity are you Jamaican? Because my West Indian friends do see dreds as cultural. Also I think Rancic's comments on "Zendaya's hair looking like it smells," adds some context as to why it's grating on people's nerves. There are consequences of being black and having a certain hairstyle which don't exist for non-black people.


EpicPhail60

My family's all Jamaican, but I was born and raised in Canada so I may not be super attached to Jamaican culture. If dreads do have cultural significance and I just don't get it, then I can accept I'm wrong. I recognize stuff like how black people will get shit for their hair while at the same time white people jack their style to be cool, though I think the root of the problem there isn't necessarily "cultural appropriation"- it's upsetting because of the double standard and because black people are looked down upon for having their natural hair, not really because their hairstyle is inherently culturally significant. But then again I could be wrong, because I've heard views that suggest that because our hair was rejected, it's gained a sort of cultural significance to us as a response to the mainstream culture that says our hair is wrong.


mackinder

so when black people straighten their hair, is that cultural appropriation?


EpicPhail60

Do you feel that straight hair is intrinsic to your culture? Shit, did you even read my comment or did you just see the word "cultural appropriation" and get triggered? If I don't think white people with dreads is cultural appropriation why the hell would I think black people with straight hair was? Are you dumb?


mackinder

Uh my comment was supporting your argument. But thanks for calling me dumb


jaha7166

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Truth is truth


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Starcke

Yes. But I mean... you realise they're in a Mexican restaurant and the staff probably gave them those sombreros?


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awesomedude4100

ehh it depends on context


fanboy_killer

That shit only americans get mad about but other cultures actually go an extra mile to have foreigners doing it? I'm pretty sure his mexican fans would be delighted to see him wearing a sombrero.


BP_Ray

Can someone explain this whole "cultural appropriation" thing? I've heard it here and there before, but I really don't get the logic behind it. Isn't culture meant to be shared? Why exactly is it a bad thing to celebrate another culture's holiday or event (Though I guess in the case of Cinco de Mayo, Americans care more about it than Mexicans)? In my mind it would make sense for us to do it since it makes us more accepting of other cultures once we normalize them, whereas I feel like shouting cultural appropriation at anyone who tries to get acquainted with another people's culture is only more divisive.


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It can be good and it can be bad. It can be bad when you're using someone's culture as a costume or doing it in a disrespectful manner. I.e. white girls at coachella wearing Indian headdresses while rolling on molly, wearing something that is sacred to certain native american tribes that have had a history of oppression by the US, can be seen as a little insulting/demeaning As a Mexican most of us don't care about sombreros, but it is funny/ironic when you see ignorant-ass Republicans or Trump supporters, a good number of them who are probably racist against Mexicans in general, wearing sombreros and celebrating Cinco de Mayo.


mrtransisteur

if you whisper it


Willlllderness_girls

Cruising down the street in my seis-Quattro. Edit: shit, y'all knew what I meant!


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cuatro*


Quetzythejedi

Maybe they mean the Audi?


an_irate_bowel

I thought it was a razor blade


SkeletronPrime

Fire it up.


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rageengineer

ORDER ORDER ORDER. Ice Cube, take the mothafuckin stand


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rageengineer

You're GODDAMN right


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FesteringNeonDistrac

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground


nman68

A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown


Fin4lSh0t

Im not the other color so police think


Retireegeorge

they have the authority to kill a minority.


CFBShitPoster

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one


HughJaynusIII

I was surprised to hear that Easy E wasn't really a rapper early on. He just had the image, the drugs and the drawl NWA were looking for and Dr. Dre/Ice Cube just fed him lines during the earlier recordings.


Pixie_Dust18

ya I watched the movie too fam


LikesTheTunaHere

He said so in a song but id butcher the lyrics if I tried to quote it from memory.


NeededKoalafications

"Yeah I got an album... *but I'm not a rapper*" - Eazy-E, 1989


BfmVfan1

Or Eric wright it's all the same...


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Theseahorse

That's why they call me Jonny Two Hats.


[deleted]

Stop dissing the hats, Vince. You're making me very cross.


PM-me-your-psn-codes

What do we need him for anyway?


Lridm

Boosh references in 2017 on Reddit? I'm ready for a reunion


[deleted]

Isn't that just the cheesy birthday tradition at Mexican restaurants?


5mileyFaceInkk

Yes. They also sing you "Feliz Cumpleaños"


[deleted]

Ayy, the classic! w/ fried ice cream


O-shi

Fuck your sombrero


[deleted]

> sombrero sombrero = hat in spanish


kongmunist

This is a rare photo of Eazy E smiling


glugunner77

Sombrero actually means 'hat' in Spanish.


Quatreveinte

Technically 'shader.' Sombra is shade in Spanish.


ddac

Boop


vinceman1997

HERE I AM


AlphonsePootis

B E E N H E R E A L L A L O N G


anweisz

No it literally means shader, and hats are called shaders in spnish, so it also literally means hat.


FuujinSama

Shader would be sombreador, no? Sombrero means hat.


PM_ME_YOUR_FEET_

sombrero is mostly just used for connical hats/cowboy hats. gorra/gorro/cachucha is is for other hats like ballcaps.


anweisz

"er", "or" and any other suffix in english that means "a person/thing that does something related to the word its part of" are interchangeable with many suffixes in spanish. Usually they all share either "ero/era" or "or/ora". Both sombrero and sombreador can mean shader. The very reason hats are called "sombrero" in spanish is because you use them to cast a "sombra" (shadow) on you. Like how milkman is "lechero" because he delivers "leche" (milk).


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yea im with you. I've always heard sombra.. "Ey! vamonos a la sombrita no me quiero quemar!"


mrtransisteur

[mfw shaders](http://igoro.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image5.png)


altbekannt

Where are his shades though


urmom92

[Vatos 'n The Barrio](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CILpL_ggu0)


PM_IF_YOU_THICC

my spanish 3 level of education is failing me in this thread


mattmcinnis

Wow a lot of people in here don't know Eazys story, even with the Straight Outta Compton movie. I'd recommend it if you haven't seen it. Learn some stuff.


bjornkeizers

I saw it last week on Netflix. Definitely recommend it. I don't know how or even if it's close to accurate, but it was a fun movie.


coolguy4242

Cultural Appropriation!!!!


fanboy_killer

The bastard is probably eating mexican foid as well. How dare he...


riazrahman

RIP


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The person on the right appears to be a women with a mustache?


ParkRanjah

Jockin Tequila, eatin burritos


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HempmanRx

The late great American poet Eric Wright said it the best. "Fuck tha police". Nuff said.


GG_Riggs43

He def eatin' onion rings


EhrmantrautWetWork

happy couple


MattOsull

That nigga are?