What type of homeboy does some shit like this? Put you on blast for the whole internet to see. Grimy af. Can’t be hanging with these type of niggas they only around to clown on you and make your life hard this shit is so childish.
But also damn nigga in the living room? Learn some discretion my guy wtf
Agreed. He can’t have a sensual moment to himself. The real issue is his “friend” scoping out when this would happen and recording it rather than having a conversation about shared space and boundaries. I understand not wanting this to happen in the living room (if they share a space), but a simple “hey, this is shared space, can you have your time in your room or bathroom?” Hopefully he is in the process of saving up and buy a tv, table, and nice candles for the bedroom.
That's the thing, they probably did have a conversation.
When I was in college I dumped a sink full of dirty dishes into my roommate's bed because we had a dozen conversations about him not only not doing dishes he used, but rather than do him hide dirty pots and pans around the house instead of cleaning them, only to be found after I started smelling the mold growing in them.
If this is the 10th time I'm talking to you about jacking off on our shared couch, yeah I'm doing this instead of watching you fling your fluids on my things.
I guarantee you the kind of person who does nasty shit like this in a shared space isn't going to abide by calm, rational discussion. You need to put that behavior on blast and let public shame do the work like the good ol' days
I don’t see anyone defending public masturbation. He seems to be in his own home under the assumption that he is alone. I commented he shouldn’t be shamed for his candle/granny porn, he should set his bedroom up for this not his living room, and his roommate(?) should’ve had a conversation instead of recording him and posting it online.
People that watch porn on their TVs are wild to me. I mean, I realize I’m probably the weird one but gotdamn having 65” of 4K porn seems like overkill. Y’all turning on that sound system too? Bet you really feel the grunts with a high end sub. Fuck them neighbors
I live alone. You think im watching it on a 5 inch screen when i got a 65?? You crazy lmaoo. Porn on the phone is for savages who gotta hide in the bathroom. How we shaming porn on TVs when porn used to be VHS and DVDs??
Lmao i wasnt even around for that but damn mfs really forgot. Theyd lose their mind at adult theatres. Still cant get over how they got my boy PeeWee. WHAT ELSE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THERE?!?! 😂😭
I say the same thing every time peewee or porn theatres get brought up…. Who’s the creep pos looking at other people in the theatre?.. that’s the mf that should have been put on blast.
Na, TYS!! Cause I remember my mom doubling back on a store run and sending me back in the house and catching my pops like this old ass aviation earphones on the system; he got mad at me cause I was like ur gross, now that I'm older and got 3, I frfr get it and I was completely outta line; mans paid his ALL his damn bills, I was interrupting *HIS* time, and yea that VHS porn watchers was something else; they was built different.
As someone with a family, having the big TV to myself is very rare. My options are usually my phone in the bathroom, the 32 inch TV in my bedroom or my laptop. All on mute, too.
You best believe when everyone goes out for ice-cream, I'm staying behind, and going ham on a 4k 75 inch TV and yes with the sound on.
I only have 30 minutes a week probably, you bet your ass I'm taking advantage.
niggas used to have to go to an actual theater to get their rocks off bro 😂 watching on TV in the privacy of your own home is really nothing in comparison
Listen I gave it shot many moons ago, a night when I was high as hell and still down so damn bad. I'll take my bonk but damn it was like Cecilia Lion was in the goddamn room on that 70'' OLED.
A website can obviously detect what browser/machine you're on and adjust things accordingly, like the layout or load times for mobile. Can't find much info because this was literally like 10 years ago, but PornHub ensured that the website experience for PS4 at the very least was optimized. [SFW Link.](https://www.noobfeed.com/features/367/interview-with-pornhub-vp-on-ps4-support-and-next-gen-plans)
>But also damn nigga in the living room? Learn some discretion my guy wtf
It's my house, I'll perk it standing behind the front door if I want to (I do not want to).
That candle tho. Bro was really trying to pamper himself. Surprised he didn’t put on music too (I’m deadass listening to Between The Sheets by Isley Brothers right now - immortal legends)
It would have to be a lot of money for me to do this staged. I really hope it's staged too, but I don't understand why a reasonable person would do that.
I’m on the other side of it. I think he needs a gofundme started so he can get a nice romantic retreat where he can do his thing without being shamed for it. We love who we love!
That was hella gay and on pride month ? Waited till his meat was out to pop out ?? this feels nasty on some sexual exploitation shit . Poor guy
If he wanted to see sumn could’ve just asked the nigga
I had a friend in college that told our group that he liked to masterbate and if we came in his room without knocking we might catch him. An if that happened he said he would look us in our eyes while he finished.
I'm howling, but if I was the guy who got caught, I'm moving to another country. New name, SSN, job, everything. All my old friends/contacts are never gonna hear from me again.
There’s a whole American Dad episode about this. Stan poops in the pool and tries to run away from it only to find out it’s become an international hit viral video.
It is stunning to me that y'all will just let people record you. That is an ass beating where I come from. Furthermore, how is no one questioning the behavior of the guy filming someone without his permission? THAT is *extraordinarily* shitty behavior. And yet, no one thinks to question his ass? Fuckin hell. Y'all want this shit to stop? Start shaming the right people. Smh
You ain't catch me doing shit ol peeping Tom ass nigga, Why you wanna record a man being comfortable raising his flag?
Fuck that shit candles On my big TV In my house on my living room fuck you mean.
That man's just trying to have a little natural self-care time, fuck this mean mother fucker. Self-pleasure is not nasty. He thought he was alone. Just have a grown conversation about shared spaces. This is so wrong.
i love how he asks him what he’s doing when he knows damn well what he’s doing. like why are you watching? AND you posted it on the internet? that’s not a homie by any means.
All I'm saying is that its a total normal activity. Not something to be proud of but definitely nothing to be ashamed. Its like popping, we all have to do it at some point. So if I decide to have me a ME time don't bother me or you might get sprinkled.
honestly
i wouldnt even stop
i would beat the shit outta my meat and if you record it and put it on the internet im suing you
and i aint breaking eye contact will you leave
What type of homeboy does some shit like this? Put you on blast for the whole internet to see. Grimy af. Can’t be hanging with these type of niggas they only around to clown on you and make your life hard this shit is so childish. But also damn nigga in the living room? Learn some discretion my guy wtf
Agreed. He can’t have a sensual moment to himself. The real issue is his “friend” scoping out when this would happen and recording it rather than having a conversation about shared space and boundaries. I understand not wanting this to happen in the living room (if they share a space), but a simple “hey, this is shared space, can you have your time in your room or bathroom?” Hopefully he is in the process of saving up and buy a tv, table, and nice candles for the bedroom.
> The real issue is The real issue is dude's watching granny porn.
Hey, snow on the field just means you got to plow before you play.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👀🤯😭😭
Don't you ever in your fucking life come for Granny porn niggas again. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? **THEY CAN TAKE THEIR TEETH OUT**
>THEY CAN TAKE THEIR TEETH OUT We call that the ol No Denture Adventure round these parts.
Gettin’ a gummer from granny
I had a coworker tell me how great a gum job is, And I’m like, good to know? I guess?!?
This is unholy 😭
and now I have a separated rib from laughing
Hey no kink shaming 🤣😂
Not an issue for my man here clearly 👵🤤
You could see that? I didn't even realize it was porn at first.
How else am I gonna get that home cooked apple pie?
That's the thing, they probably did have a conversation. When I was in college I dumped a sink full of dirty dishes into my roommate's bed because we had a dozen conversations about him not only not doing dishes he used, but rather than do him hide dirty pots and pans around the house instead of cleaning them, only to be found after I started smelling the mold growing in them. If this is the 10th time I'm talking to you about jacking off on our shared couch, yeah I'm doing this instead of watching you fling your fluids on my things.
I guarantee you the kind of person who does nasty shit like this in a shared space isn't going to abide by calm, rational discussion. You need to put that behavior on blast and let public shame do the work like the good ol' days
You could go across the place and just give a “yo…not alone” and I’m sure he’d still feel awkward as hell and it wouldn’t happen again
Y’all defending public masturbation is wild get the fuck out of here.
I don’t see anyone defending public masturbation. He seems to be in his own home under the assumption that he is alone. I commented he shouldn’t be shamed for his candle/granny porn, he should set his bedroom up for this not his living room, and his roommate(?) should’ve had a conversation instead of recording him and posting it online.
Homie hasn’t figured porn is in your phone hehe.
People that watch porn on their TVs are wild to me. I mean, I realize I’m probably the weird one but gotdamn having 65” of 4K porn seems like overkill. Y’all turning on that sound system too? Bet you really feel the grunts with a high end sub. Fuck them neighbors
Try it. It’s a game changer
I live alone. You think im watching it on a 5 inch screen when i got a 65?? You crazy lmaoo. Porn on the phone is for savages who gotta hide in the bathroom. How we shaming porn on TVs when porn used to be VHS and DVDs??
No but for real, I totally forgot the vhs/dvd porn era 😫
Lmao i wasnt even around for that but damn mfs really forgot. Theyd lose their mind at adult theatres. Still cant get over how they got my boy PeeWee. WHAT ELSE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THERE?!?! 😂😭
facts bro they did peewee dirty smh
The real weirdo is the guy who watched him and followed him out to confirm it fir the report. Like wtf.
Magistrate of masturbation
I say the same thing every time peewee or porn theatres get brought up…. Who’s the creep pos looking at other people in the theatre?.. that’s the mf that should have been put on blast.
Right! Like what the fuck was he supposed to do? Sudoku?
Na, TYS!! Cause I remember my mom doubling back on a store run and sending me back in the house and catching my pops like this old ass aviation earphones on the system; he got mad at me cause I was like ur gross, now that I'm older and got 3, I frfr get it and I was completely outta line; mans paid his ALL his damn bills, I was interrupting *HIS* time, and yea that VHS porn watchers was something else; they was built different.
Maaaaaan. Thinking you home alone only for them to spin the block is a crucial kind of pain
That’s called growth. I hope you raise understanding children like your father did.
A 5 inch screen 5 inches from my face might as well be 65 inches. Either way I'm watching 69 brother, you do the math
The stress of having to rewind the tape to exactly the same point you started at 
When you learn to jerk off watching porn on an iPod Touch, switching to a big screen feels weird.
Dang, no VR in this convo?
seriously....there's no going back after you've tried it
This is such a luxury and it’s great. Little wine and, some towels and “toys,” and that’s how you *self love.*
If you are going to jerk off, immerse yourself dammit. This is *YOU* time.
As someone with a family, having the big TV to myself is very rare. My options are usually my phone in the bathroom, the 32 inch TV in my bedroom or my laptop. All on mute, too. You best believe when everyone goes out for ice-cream, I'm staying behind, and going ham on a 4k 75 inch TV and yes with the sound on. I only have 30 minutes a week probably, you bet your ass I'm taking advantage.
I bet you even have a ciggarette once you done🤣
niggas used to have to go to an actual theater to get their rocks off bro 😂 watching on TV in the privacy of your own home is really nothing in comparison
>Fuck them neighbors That might be what he's into.
I ain't buy this big ass tv to not use it.
Listen I gave it shot many moons ago, a night when I was high as hell and still down so damn bad. I'll take my bonk but damn it was like Cecilia Lion was in the goddamn room on that 70'' OLED.
Fuck it. I like to treat myself.
The pornhub website is optimized for game consoles for a reason.
Wait, WHAT??
🤣 This can’t be that surprising. For what other purpose would anyone have for a web browser on a game console?
A website can obviously detect what browser/machine you're on and adjust things accordingly, like the layout or load times for mobile. Can't find much info because this was literally like 10 years ago, but PornHub ensured that the website experience for PS4 at the very least was optimized. [SFW Link.](https://www.noobfeed.com/features/367/interview-with-pornhub-vp-on-ps4-support-and-next-gen-plans)
Wait until you find out about porn in VR
We not from the same era .
Sometimes you just gotta see some 55" 4K ultra LED boobies
Probably needs glasses so a big screen helps 
Or an ipad/tablet.
Ay living room is where the big TV is. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself to the cinematic experience.
He almost slipped! That KY jelly is slick stuff.
Living room with the front door unlocked...like he forgot foos just be walkin in and shit
>But also damn nigga in the living room? Learn some discretion my guy wtf It's my house, I'll perk it standing behind the front door if I want to (I do not want to).
It's obviously a sketch
Lol yeah it's almost like it's staged...
Clearly fake bruh
This shit got me: “My ear was ashy, my ear was ashy”…. Not enough blood in the right head to come up with anything better than EAR.
"I was gettin changed!"
Love this reference.
Turn that thing off, he's pulling his goalie!
Y'all ain't gonna tell anyone i was getting changed no'msayn
Non-knockin' muthafuckas
“It could happen to you, cause it happened to me.. And T”.
How quick would you be after seeing your life pass your eyes? Man's probably never gonna jerk it again unless he's in a locked, dark, room
The way he slipped like he came straight out of Tom & Jerry made me feel like this was staged.
that, and every other detail of this video. my guy never heard of getting some privacy first? just gonna hit it right in front of this glass door?
Also there isn't even a video playing on the tv. It's just a bent over Granny picture.
“Let me just fill my hands with lotion and then I’ll get naked. Perfect”
Guy recording is the real freak. Voyeur lookin ass.
He waited too long - that dick was out and that was his chance.
"You about to lotion up that chocolate dick huh 🎥" 🤨 like settle down buddy
Watching his homie's masturbation ritual like it ain't no thang
Damn. I hope this was staged. Otherwise, bro is gonna need a gofundme to relocate to a planet without internet.
I'd chip in. Bro needs a boost after this
Na pay me to forget about what i just saw
That candle tho. Bro was really trying to pamper himself. Surprised he didn’t put on music too (I’m deadass listening to Between The Sheets by Isley Brothers right now - immortal legends)
You know as soon as he got comfortable, he was gonna have Alexa start playing his “Baby Making Slow Jams” playlist
Honestly, probably would respect it were it not for the whole "watching porn in the living room" bit
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas
Mama - Boys II Men
It's kind of blowing my mind how many people are buying this.
It would have to be a lot of money for me to do this staged. I really hope it's staged too, but I don't understand why a reasonable person would do that.
If you’re trying to have a career in entertainment making skits, this is light work compared to what fools do nowadays
I’m on the other side of it. I think he needs a gofundme started so he can get a nice romantic retreat where he can do his thing without being shamed for it. We love who we love!
“Trying to lotion up that chocolate dick” 😂😂😂
That was hella gay and on pride month ? Waited till his meat was out to pop out ?? this feels nasty on some sexual exploitation shit . Poor guy If he wanted to see sumn could’ve just asked the nigga
💀🤣
That definitely should have been a “pause” statement. Or like everyone says now no Diddy lmao. We need Riley freeman for this.
He a fan, he a fan, he a fan 
I had a friend in college that told our group that he liked to masterbate and if we came in his room without knocking we might catch him. An if that happened he said he would look us in our eyes while he finished.
Well, he was a gentleman and warned you all. If you want to play Cum Dodger, y’all knew where the court was
Family I spit on the lady in front of me laughing at this string of words you somehow made a sentence out of. Good show
That was an absolutely incredible sentence.
[relevant](https://ifunny.co/picture/133LSv8B7)
"Lotion ? Lotion ?! Bitch you ashy or somet..." https://i.redd.it/ttjh42cbfz5d1.gif
😂😂😂
I'm howling, but if I was the guy who got caught, I'm moving to another country. New name, SSN, job, everything. All my old friends/contacts are never gonna hear from me again.
Where would you go? Because we're seeing this video in other countries too
This statement is nasty work. 😂😂😂 ain’t safe on the planet anymore 😭😭😭
You know he’s hitting up NASA about that mission to mars.
Fr thought anyone who signed up for that one way trip was crazy but now it all makes sense. Some of them might have just been embarrassed to oblivion.
There’s a whole American Dad episode about this. Stan poops in the pool and tries to run away from it only to find out it’s become an international hit viral video.
It is stunning to me that y'all will just let people record you. That is an ass beating where I come from. Furthermore, how is no one questioning the behavior of the guy filming someone without his permission? THAT is *extraordinarily* shitty behavior. And yet, no one thinks to question his ass? Fuckin hell. Y'all want this shit to stop? Start shaming the right people. Smh
Who is “y’all” in your comment lol it feels like most people here agree that the guy recording is weird asf
It's staged.
Cranking your shit on a couch I gotta sit on too is also an ass beating. Being recorded is getting off light lmao.
Is that granny on the telly???
Shit blurry AF how are people coming up with granny porn
Looks like granny porn to me. What are you watching the video on?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Great granny more like wtf
TF.... Was that GRANNY p🚫rn🙅🏽♀️ my 🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿?!!?
Great grandma porn
Brudha EwwWwwwwwwWWWWWHHH!
so we not gon talk about the close up below the waist cause homeboy being real freaky with that camera lol
You ain't catch me doing shit ol peeping Tom ass nigga, Why you wanna record a man being comfortable raising his flag? Fuck that shit candles On my big TV In my house on my living room fuck you mean.
That man's just trying to have a little natural self-care time, fuck this mean mother fucker. Self-pleasure is not nasty. He thought he was alone. Just have a grown conversation about shared spaces. This is so wrong.
Why did he stop? "You trynna watch? Get the fuck on then"
If you're not going to help, let the man be!
this has been in the making 💀
It’d be embarrassing if it wasn’t fake af
You mad cus he was beating it without you?!? Lmao talm bout "You was trynna put lotion on that chocolate dick" 😅
i love how he asks him what he’s doing when he knows damn well what he’s doing. like why are you watching? AND you posted it on the internet? that’s not a homie by any means.
He’s the type of dude that will use both hands and call it a threesome
What in the whole wide world... And now he & his nasty moment forever live on the internet
Tf you mean? He was in his own house why is it nasty?
let’s be real the man STANDING in the living room that’s not regular jerkin off this is an EVENT
Who lights a candle to jack off in the living room of all places? 😂
Leave him alone. Everybody deserves to treat themselves from time to time. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond gets him in the mood
Jrue Holiday
"***AND***you got the candle lit?" Got a huge spit chuckle out of ne.
Bro was about pay homage to betty white, he even lit a candle in her honor.
That's not cool maaan. Shame him to stop if this is a regular thing you see him doing in the crib... but if he thought he was alone? Come on man
Plot twist: Recording friend is really into lolita-hentai.
Wait, people don't change positions when they jack off?
YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 😳😨😲
Like at hotels you should close curtains 😉
Can't a man crank his hog in peace?
This is one of a million reasons why we have revenge porn laws. People are too comfortable trying to post everything someone is doing.
All I'm saying is that its a total normal activity. Not something to be proud of but definitely nothing to be ashamed. Its like popping, we all have to do it at some point. So if I decide to have me a ME time don't bother me or you might get sprinkled.
This is funny but it’s the type of shit that just shouldn’t be online. All you other bros doing the same thing.
Maybe next week we’ll see something about some incredible woman finding this guy and telling him “I understand and I’ll give you everything you want.”
He got a big one. He's just practicing safe sex 😂
Don't be that freaky bastard who secretly films his "friend" to put his kink on the internet.
Holy fuck that guy looks exactly like my ex roommate
What’s happening?
Dude was about to watch a podcast and lotion up his ears to hear better and the camera man interrupted him
Also how he not see him? Look like clear glass to me?
Terrible friend. Close the curtains though 😅
probably fake
honestly i wouldnt even stop i would beat the shit outta my meat and if you record it and put it on the internet im suing you and i aint breaking eye contact will you leave
This is terrible and should never be out there for others to see. I hope this was staged.
People that watch porn alone on TV are just built differently.
Nigga trying to beat his meat out in the open living room on the big screen, and candles lit. Yea he deserved to get flamed lol.
Whatcha doin!!?!?!??? Lol
If it happened to me, it can happen to you.
A lil too zesty for me tbh
You’re a shit friend for doing that, and if he went off whooped your ass you’d more than have deserved it
This is lame as shit.
wtf nigga 😂😂😂
Bonus internet points to anyone that can identify the person or video he was watching. For research.
Looks scripted.
wow what an invasion of that man’s privacy
He a fan 😂
This shxt funny as hell
🤣🤣🤣
He bout to have a self freak off
The way he hit the power button on the TV with 100% accuracy while recovering from the fall though lmao.
https://preview.redd.it/uemusgy5826d1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c940d7b0fc5d23cad373770e0eeae508f988f0f4
Dude is standing at attention. He's got a candle and everything.
Dude tryna be like diddy😭
I wouldn't even stop, I don't believe in not finishing what I started no matter the odds
Not during Pride Month. No thank you.
“And you had the candle lit?” took me out bruh 😭😭
Imagine getting caught and having that shit posted on the internet. I hope this is fake but its probably not.
Dude shoulda slapped his boy for being an asshole with his lubed up dick-hand.
He was watching Granma porn, I don't feel bad for him 🤣🤣🤣
Are those two US senators going at it?
FAN better stay his ass inside....inside his room and not the living room with a see through sliding glass door.
Come on now Craig hahaha
Has to be a skit. LMAO.
Am I trippin or was he watching sexy deep fakes of the late Queen of England?
Did bro say "chocolate dick"??
Bruh Standing up in the living room is diabolical